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DNE Ep 65: F*ck Matt Ryan and Baker Mayfield Specifically | Audio Only

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DNE Ep 65: F*ck Matt Ryan And Baker Mayfield Specifically

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DOT Ep 60: How Much Pain Are You Willing To Go Through For A Big Dick? | Audio Only

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DOT EP 60: How Much Pain Are You Willing To Go Through For A Big Dick?

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DNE Ep 64: Is Paddy Pimblett the new Sean O'Malley | Audio Only

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DNE EP 64: Is Paddy Pimblett The New Sean O'Malley?

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DNE Ep 63: NFL Free Agency Is Bananas! | Audio Only

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DNE Ep 63: NFL Free Agency Is Bananas!

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DNE Ep 62: Ms. Caitlin F****** Clark!!!

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DNE Ep 61: Karen Fraudgers and Douggy P

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DNE Ep 61: Karen Fraudgers and Douggy P

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DOT Ep. 59: Let's Get Deep

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DNE Ep 60: Marihoe Breaks Up a Bar Fight

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DNE Ep 60: Marihoe Breaks Up a Bar Fight

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DOT Ep. 58: Let's Take a Trip to a Forbidden Island

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This is Definitely a Sports Show

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DOT Ep 56: Dame Is Full Of S***

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DOT Ep 56: No Wait! She's A Man!

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DNE Ep 57: Happy Thanksgiving!

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DNE Ep 57: Homegirl Got Stacyied!

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DOT Ep: 55 School Board Moms Hate Penises

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DOT Ep 55: School Board Moms Hate Penises

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We Have Video On Spotify Now!

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DNE Ep 56: OBJ Aint Worth S***

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DOT Ep 54: We Get Throated

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DNE Ep 55: Aaron Rodgers Got Ligma

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DOT Ep: 53 Ass Fat, Teeth In, Hell Yeah

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We Make Our First Guest Appearance! | Open Bar Podcast

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DNE Ep 54: Baseball Is So Boring Youll Murk Your Family

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DOT Ep 52: We're Tiggered AF

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DNE Ep 53: Are The Packers The Worst Team In The NFL?

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DOT Ep 51: Armie Hammer Wants To Enslave And Eat Women

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DNE Ep 52: Were Back! Is Wentz The New Romo?

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Hestons Original Movie Idea, Simultaneous Alternate Realities, And North Korean Life

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Derrick Lewis Vs Cyril Gane, Team USA Gets Gold, And The Cowboys Are In Midseason Form

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DNE Ep 49: Fury Tests Negative, Midget Kabib, And Leg Injuries

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DOT Ep 47: Welcome To McDonalds, Heston Isnt Going To Die, And Fapping Is Prohibited!

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DNE Ep 48: Fury/Wilder Gets Delayed, Conor Breaks His Leg, And Barkevious Mingo Likes Little Boys

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DOT Ep 46: We Wipe With Our Bare Hands, The Ocean Is On Fire, And Child S** Dolls

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DNE Ep 47: NBA Finals Predictions, The NFL Fines Everybody, And The Olympics Hates Their Athletes

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DOT Ep 45: Ballsacks On Our Forehead, Peloton Kills A Kid, And Star Crossed Murderers

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DNE Ep 46: Sun Chest Vs Taken 3, The First Gay Football Player, And A New Segment

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DOT Ep 44: Women Arent Allowed To Laugh, Michelle Poops For 26 Feet, And The Temple Of Satan Sues Texas

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DNE Ep 45: The UFC Cucked Us, CP3 Hugs His Family, And Cole Beasley Is Willing To Play For Free

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DOT Ep 43: Happy Fathers Day, E3 Trailer Reactions, and Superman Sings At The Talent Show

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DNE Ep 44: KP Deserves To Be Upset With Luka, NFL To Stop Race Norming, and UFC 263 Was INSANE!

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DOT Ep 42: Jerked Sucked And F***ed, Amber Heard Gets Sued For All The Money, And Free Guns

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DNE Ep 43: Julio Jones Gets Traded, Rozenstruik Gets A Dub, And Jake Evans Gets Hit By A Freight Train

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DOT Ep 41: Dad Furry Sniffs Sharpies, A Supreme Karen Meltdown, And John Cena Made An Oopsie

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DNE Ep 42: NBA Fans Are Out Of Control, Simone Biles, And Josh Taylor Vs Jose Ramirez

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DOT Ep 40: This Is The Worst Place To Murder You, Dame Hates Turtles, And A Bear Serves 15 Years In Prison

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DNE Ep 41: NBA Playoffs Round 1, Bruins Players Fight Fans, And Yan Xiaonan Vs Carla Esparza

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DOT Ep 39: Dead Babies In Pepsi?, Rona Is Giving Us Limp D***, And We Learn How To Queef

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DNE Ep 40: The 2021 HOF Inductees, UFC 262 Knockout Reactions, And Tim Tebow Is BACK!

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DOT Ep 38: Hollow Drug Stuffed Babies, Netherland Covid Detecting Bees, And The Fattest Moment Of Hestons Life

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DNE Ep 39: Bananas Capitals/Rangers Fight, Canelo Vs Saunders, and The Aaron Rodgers Story Thickens

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DOT Ep 37: Dame Used To Be Homeless, Hestons Public Nudity, and Dame Wants You To Send Him Hentai

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DNE Ep 38: Arreola Vs Ruiz, The 2021 NFL Draft, And Aaron Rodgers Wants Out

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Our Thoughts On Mortal Kombat, A Homemade Tank, and Adult Rated Toy Story

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Is Nash Best For Brooklyn, We Live React to UFC 261, and Gronk Breaks A World Record

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The Government Is Dog Water, The Boys Incriminate Themselves, and Some Orphan Duckies

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We Ate The Worlds Hottest Chip, Jake Paul Vs Ben Askren, and Wrestlemania 37

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Cops Are Dicks, Heston S*** Himself At The Gym, and Will Robots Have Rights?

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Paul Pierce Is Fun at Parties, The Knockout of the Year, and The Tragic Phillip Adams News

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Heston's Little Sister Joins the Show, TikTok Took Down One of Our Videos, and Pollution is Shrinking Penises!

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The Space Jam 2 Trailer, LeBron Recruiting Steph, and Deshaun Forces Hands Up His Butt?

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This Episode is too long, Florida Mom Loses a Fight to a Kid, and a Woman with 2 Vaginas

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NBA MVP Front Runners, UFC 260 Knockout Reactions, and an Update on Deshaun Watson

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Heston Has a Cervix?, Russian A** Slapping, and Tears of Joy

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Lebron James Ankle, Usman V Masvidal II, and 12+ Lawsuits against Deshaun Watson

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Sex in Outer Space, Celebrity Salami, and S***ing Yourself.

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Hestons All-Star Halftime Idea, Last Chance U Basketball, and Tom Brady Playing Until Hes 48?

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Cancel Culture is CANCELLED, China Mandates Anal, and a Nostalgic Bicycle Crash

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Lola Bunny is UGLY Now >:(, A Controversial UFC 259, and Flash Gordons FCF Debut

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Tiger Woods Almost Died, Why Didn't Wentz Work in Philly, and Kobe For the New NBA Logo

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Our Texas Snow Storm 2021 Experience, Olympic Breakdancing, and We Learn What a Poop Knife is

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Kyrie Calls Out LBJ, Usman Remains Undefeated, and Brady Yeets the Lombardi

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Cumbrellas, A Loose Tiger in San Antonio, and a Girl Loses Both Knees

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Super Bowl LV Reactions, Jon Jones Returns, and a Potential Aaron Rodgers Trade

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Jewish Space Lasers, Dame Likes to Think Slavery Was Real, And Some Meaty Queefs

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Cloth Toilet Paper, Bulletproof Titties, and The Godzilla Vs Kong Reveal

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The Knicks Dont Suck, McGregor Got Clapped, and We Mourn The Packers

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Wiping Your Butt With a Slice of Pizza, Insane Sleep Over Stories, And Finding a Homeless Person In Your House

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Dame is BACK, The James Harden Trade, and Metcalf on PEDs?

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Times We Almost Died, Space Jesus, and Marihoe Fasho

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Mario Guest Hosts, 90 Minutes of NBA, and Super Wild Card Weekend

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Does Covid Get You Laid, What Happens When You Poop in Your Dreams, and Our New Segment TokTalks

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Did Big Ben Stop Trying, Alex Smith Gets to the playoffs, and the Eagles Loss

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Happy New Year, Sex Roulette Parties, and Suing a 4 Year Old

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Bronny James/Larsa Pipen Drama, JJ Watt Speaks Out, and the Cowboys Are Still Alive

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Merry Christmas!, A Lost Vintage Porn Collection, and Our Christmas Movie Tier List

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Drew Bree's Voodoo Stem Cell Recovery, The NFL Steals Christmas, and WE FINALLY FOUND A NAME FOR DERRICK HENRY

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A Famous Cameo Breakup, The Boys Hate Elf, and The Intergalactic Federation.

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The NBA Preseason, Ron Rivera's Insane Cancer Diet, and Carson Wentz's Future

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Our 14 Inch Penis Heist, Dame Gets Cucked by the Law, and Revenge Murder Fantasies.

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Our First Video Sports Show, Dame Leaves Heston Alone on Christmas, and Logan Paul.

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We Learn About Naval Stones, Horrific Anti-Bear Wolf Robots, and Dame Uses a Bidet.

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Heston Gets Real for a Minute, Snoop Steals the Show, and The Jets Win Week 17.

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Hot or Not "Mythical Creatures", A Heart Attack Gun, and Elon Musk Creates His Own Umbrella Academy.

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The 120 Million Dollar Man, Roy Jones V Tyson, and Joey Burrows Knee

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