All Episodes

182: It's Fun You Can Take to the Bank

181: A Peeled Grape

180: Channing Tatum Tots

179: Your Bougie Flesh Burger

178: Post Beignet Drip

177: Last Christmas They Shocked My Balls

176: The Dumbest Ticking Clock

175: They Can't All Be Winners

174: Eight Wrongs Make a Right

173: Casual Murder

172: Little Tortilla of Misery

171: Professional Annotators

170: Fresh Prince of the Galaxy

169: Shall We Talk About Magnets

168: Super Hashtag Movie Magic

167: Make Lead and Chew Bubble Gum

166: Seven Jumps in Our Own Head Canon

165: Onions in Your Undies

164: A Hierarchy of Smiths

163: I Am the "How Is Babby Formed" of Car Maintenance

162: Disk Not Properly Ejected

161: Let Go and Let To-Do

160: My Ohio Inquiry

159: I am No One's Father, Papa, or Daddy

158: Every Day is a Winding Refn

157: Partial Media Brownout

156: The Cutting Edge of Loneliness

155: But I Must Complain

154: All My Favorite Techno Beats

153: The Potty Pundit

152: The Driest Leather Fish

151: What's New With Their Trash Can

150: Any Victory in a Storm

149: Rainbow Cardigan Envy

148: Leave the Criticism, Take the Cannoli

147: Expert Flop Flipper Dan Sturm

146: Coke, Feet, and Blood Squibs

145: The Holy Grail EULA

144: Rube Goldberg Fight in a Goofy Room

143: And Now You're Surprised!

142: The Law Firm of Keaton, Turner, and Hooch

141: Always the Toddsmaid, Never the Todd

140: Abe Sapien: The Sausage King of The Ocean

139: Dead People and Unanswered Questions

138: Be Your Own Emma Stone

137: A Little Extra Dough

136: The Department of Tasty Pies

135: One is the Loneliest Schwartz

134: Resting Dredd Face

133: Rob Schneider is a Corn Muffin

132: Brothers in Mullet

131: A Real Mike Daisey of a Story

130: Twitter's Our Game Show

129: Defocused: 2016 Year in Review

128: The Weather Outside is Frightful, but the Luggage is So Delightful

127: Shop Local Moisture

126: Kevin McAllister's Tape-Based Interfaces

125: Worth His Weight in Goldthwait

124: I've Always Appreciated The American Van

123: Check Me Out on Instagram at @DansSucculents

122: The Einsteinium Research Podcast

121: Arizona by the Sea

120: The Transitive Property of Dan

119: The World is Your Dog Head

118: A Chex Mix of Bad

117: There's no "R" in Choppa

116: The Latin Root of Gross

115: This Hat Can Be My Wingman

114: Almost Exclusively Glazed

113: E Pluribus Aquam

112: Cathedral Software is a Fish

111: It's Beach Season For Your Jaw

110: Secondhand Haze

109: How Many Breakfast Clubs are you a Member of?

108: Blursday

107: Everything is a Mantel and a Gun

106: Jiminy Tiberius Christmas

105: The Definitive Guide to Winging it

104: He Only Has Eisenbergs for Sean Parker

103: Cerulean MacBook

102: The Emotional Percentage Bar

101: Take a Look, it's in a Bush, Dole Whip Rainbow

100: It's About Friendship ... and Cuban Bread

99: The Allen Wrench of Osiris

98: Look I So Lolcats To Young Eyes?

97: A Trunk Full of Captain America Juice

96: #WhereUWarcraft

95: It's not Big-Game Shaped

94: Make Sandford Great Again

93: The Wingmander

92: Steak and Eggs and Exposition

91: Ballpoint Bananas

90: You Can't Look a Gift Pig in the Hat

89: Why Did the Bread Come in the Mail?

88: Old People Problems

87: Hollywood Tortoise

86: Bad Movie Soup

85: In Patty Cake Delicto

84: The Middle of Norwhere

83: Chem-trails and Baja Fresh