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For Brandon | Two Degenerates Watching Heat at 5 A.M.

There's Something About Mary (1998) | Getting J*zz In Your Hair On A Date

Vanilla Sky (2001) | Sleepwalking to the Bar

The Girl Next Door (2004) | Caught Hooking Up With the Girl Next Door

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) | Ruining a Date By Watching T3

Kickboxer (1989) | Knocking Out Loons at Boxing Gyms

Ambulance (2022) | Meeting Michael Bay at a Party

Backrooms (2026) | Hearing Scary Noises During Hospital Night Shifts

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) | Bringing Booze on Movie Dates

Sicario (2015) | Picking Up Strippers in Hotel Rooms

Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) | Hangovers at 9 Years Old

Obsession (2025) | A First Date Becoming Insanely Needy

Jurassic Park (1993) | Drunk Barfing on Dinosaur Exhibits

Get Him to the Greek (2010) | Sneaking Molly Onto a Flight

Under Siege (1992) | Drunk Moms Rating Nude Scenes

Back to the Future (1985) | Puking on Deloreans

Taken (2008) | Rescuing Friends From a Crack Motel

RoboCop (1987) | Stealing Money To Buy Toy Guns

Whiplash (2014) | Fist Fighting Your Music Teacher

Zoolander (2001) | Starting Crazy Gasoline Fires

Mallrats (1995) | Boozing With Old Men At a Mall

Safe (2012) | Picking Up Streetwalkers in Cabs

Pineapple Express (2008) | Getting Served Divorce Papers While Surfing

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) & Embarrassing Used Condoms

The Silence of the Lambs (1991) | Paying Off Bug Collectors

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) | Unplanned Booze & Hookup Benders

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) | Getting Thrown Out of a Pizza Shop

8 Mile (2002) | Seeing MCs Fight At Rap Battles

Ted (2012) | Getting Too Drunk Seeing This in Theater

Marty Supreme (2025) | Using Claw Machine Winnings to Pay Dealers

Sinners (2025) | Eating Cooz Till' You Snooze

One Battle After Another (2025) | Getting a DUI on LSD

A Star is Born (2018) | Peeing Your Pants on Stage

Commando (1985) | Loving This At 7 Years Old

Carlito's Way (1993) | Doing Lines Off This DVD

The Prestige (2006) | Hooking Up With the Wrong Person

Death Wish (1974) | Dispensing Hit & Run Justice

Rounders (1998) | Using Poker to Pay Off Debts

Creed (2015) | Bleeding Butt Boxing Match

The Night Before (2015) | Doing Shrooms at a Church

Trading Places (1983) | Pouring Beer in a Car Gas Tank

Home Alone (1990) | Sledding Through a House Wall

Boogie Nights (1997) | Getting Hard on Command

Seven (1995) | Sun Poisoning on Rainy Vacations

Anchorman (2004) | Hooking Up with Coworkers

Aliens (1986) | Using Forklifts Drunk at Work

The Witch (2015) | Sexy Snapchats From Witches

Weapons (2025) | Dealing with an AIDS Scare

Evil Dead II (1987) | Chainsaw Fights with Friends is Dangerous

Hellraiser (1987) | Forever Warping Your Mind as a Kid

Final Destination (2000) | Joking About Dying in High School

Big (1988) | Pitching Gritty Remakes For This Movie

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) | Lying About Knowing Van Damme

21 Jump Street (2012) | Punching Cops At Bars

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) | Finishing Too Quick with Girls

Heat (1995) | Tape 2 - The Action Is The Juice

Heat (1995) | Tape 1 - Barbecues and Ball Games

Goonies (1985) | Making Fun of Fat Kids was OK

Jaws (1975) | Kintner Kid Deserved to Die

Happy Gilmore (1996) | Bob Barker Trained with Chuck Norris

Con Air (1997) | Nic Cage's Flowing Hair & Weird Accent

Point Break (1991) | Surfing While High on Ketamine

Friday (1995) | Buying Drugs Off the Ice Cream Man

Speed (1994) | Saving Girls From Creeps on a Bus

EuroTrip (2004) | Crapping Your Pants on Absinthe

Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) | Random Hard Kisses From Girls

The Town (2010) | Drunkenly Ran Over By a Train

Neighbors (2014) | Setting Your House on Fire with Fireworks

Beverly Hills Cop (1984) | Lipping Off to Police in Detroit

Bad Boys (1995) | Making Friends With Miami Drug Dealers

Step Brothers (2008) | Being Hit in the Head With a Drum Kit

Swingers (1996) | Getting Stabbed Over NHL '94

Bloodsport (1988) | Hitting Up Hooker Bars in Hong Kong

The Usual Suspects (1995) | Pooping Your Pants In a Police Lineup

Major League (1989) | Heckling MLB Players To Pay Child Support

Magic Mike (2012) | Tearing Your Clothes Off While High on GHB

The Running Man (1987) | Drunkenly Watching With Your Friends

The Equalizer (2014) | Homemade Bongs Mistaken for Bombs

Clerks (1994) | Dealing With Dead Man Boners

Face/Off (1997) | Drunk Driving Cars Off Piers

Wedding Crashers (2005) | Crashing a Mobster's Wedding

Rocky IV (1985) | Friends Who Start Dumb Fights

Gone Girl (2014) | Women Who Threaten to 'Gone Girl' You

The Shining (1980) | Seeing Furies Giving Oral

Fargo (1996) | The Perfect Movie For Your 10th Birthday Party

Den of Thieves (2018) | Sexting the Wrong Number

The Hateful Eight (2015) | Doing K at a Snowday Party

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) | Stealing From Pizza Pizza

Nightcrawler (2014) | Spending Too Much Time with Dealers

Die Hard (1988) | Watching This Way Too Young

Bad Santa (2003) | Being Drunk Santa for Halloween

Tangerine (2015) | Donut Shop Crime Lairs

The Social Network (2010) | Hooking Up With Sorority Girls...Kinda

Good Time (2017) | Trying to Bail Your Friends Out of Jail

Sin City (2005) | Getting BJs Behind Dumpsters at Bars

Snatch (2000) | Drinking & Gambling in Video Stores

American Psycho (2000) | How to Cheer Up At Abortion Clinics

The Blair Witch Project (1999) | A Terrifying First Date

Taxi Driver (1976) w. Rapper Mage from Freewill

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w. Burlesque Dancer Stiletto Thunderkiss