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Demolisten — 335 episodes
Track 308: New To Hardcore? Listen To This!
Track 307: Jelly Roll Losing Weight Forever
Track 306: The Rotten Bunch
Track 305: Rowing At The Cryptopsy Gig
Track 304: Forgetting To Kill Yourself
Track 303: Hardcore Egyptologists
Track 302: One Crazy Summer
Track 301: Non-Pharmaceutical Weight Loss Solution
Track 300: Here Comes The Argument
Track 299: Tarred & Feathered
Track 298: Nerdin' Out With Grey & Nate!
Track 297: It's Still Real To Me
Track 296: Double Purple Cream Jelly Peanut Butter Latte
Track 295: Pinhead vs. Monkeys
Track 294.5: Hell Week 8- The Final Circle
Track 294: Alien Snot Vapes LLC
Track 293.5: Hell Week 7- Indiscriminate Historical Chipping
Track 293: Grindcore Lifestyle
Track 292.5: Hell Week 6- Share Less
Track 292: Sometimes A Day Late, Always A Dollar Short
Track 291.5: Hell Week 5- Live Cheesin' The Cords
Track 291: Did "*It* Happen Yet?
Track 290.5: Hell Week 4- Make Me A Pour Over, Asshole
Track 290: The Wind Blows Out Of Your Ass
Track 289: Hell Week 3- Brewpub Youth Crew
Track 288: Hell Week 2- Splitting Hairs
Track 287: Hell Week Begins
Track 286: Loot Box Economy
Track 285: Beyond The Ice Wall
Track 284: Married Globs of Fat
Track 283: Dylann Roof's Sister
Track 282: The Physiognomy of An Edgeman
Track 281: Shoutout To Doors
Track 280: Help Me, President Trump
Track 279: I Hate Thieves and Bandits
Track 278: Not Bad
Track 277: Court Ordered Diaper
Track 276: Nonbinary Teens Can't Believe Clowns
Track 275: 21st Century Schizoid Nate
Track 274: Full Toad Mode
Track 273: Grandma's Slop
Track 272: The Cream Feels Good
Track 271: Sorry To All Stabbed Parties
Track 270: Jamey Jasta's Face Blindness
Track 269: Iced Out Jack Skellington Belt Buckle
Track 268: Making Palestinians Listen To Hardcore
Track 267: Tell Me What This Word Means
Track 266: The Biohazard Fancast
Track 265: Driftwood Scientist
Track 264: Petty Vigilantism
Track 263: Ca-Man-Mp
Track 262: Human Being In Easter Egg Form
Track 261: Smokey Fucked Up
Track 260: More Slop For The Bucket
Track 259: The Just Kidding Whistle
Track 258: Death Curse
Track 257: Ingenuous Use Of A Chainsaw
Track 256: Shave and Have Fun
Track 255: Don't Play Coachella
Track 254: The X-Men of Priests ft. Scott Woehrer
Track 253: Celebrity Casket Cameras
Track 252: They Called Me The Headsman
Track 251: Super Solid Squish
Track 250: Examplars of Realness
Track 249: Don't Text and DrIvE
Track 248: Bully Everyone
Track 247: Redesigning The American Flag
Track 246: 2024 Year End Wrap Up
Track 245: A New Tower of Babel
Track 244: Nothin' Means Nothin'
Track 243: Hardcore Is Now A Slur
Track 242: You Are My Son!!!
Track 241: I WANT TO LEAVE MY PHYSICAL BODY
Track 240: Cursed Trees
Track 239: Cartoon World
Track 238: Rural People Hatecast
Track 237: What Is Your Motive?
Track 236: We're Shadow Banned
Track 235: Pack It With Cheese
Track 234: The Opposite of Patch Adams
Track 233: Go With Droopy
Track 232: Here's What You Wanna Do
Track 231: Jared's Coming Over With Sammies
Track 230: Hard Suicide
Track 229: The Most Hated Sheriff In The West
Track 228: Simulation Animal
Track 227: An Army of Knights With Rockin' Tits
Track 226: Big Turkey Leg King
Track 225: Consistent and Correct
Track 224: Long Road To A Grade IV Panniculus
Track 223: Business Class Hardcore
Track 222: Speaking Perfect German
Track 221: Chekhov's Drywall
Track 220: Let Me Just Say Something About Fat People
Track 219: The Butoku Kai System
Track 218: What's Up With Seth Green (ft. Adam Walker)
Track 217: Airwolf Slash Fiction
Track 216: 2001 Prices On Human Skulls
Track 215: Forest Warrior
Track 214: A Wide Door Into The Gas Chamber
Track 213: The Unlikely Democratization of Beatdown
Track 212: Scam World
Track 211: You MUST Get The Clown Skullet
Track 210: Witchfinder Generals
Track 209: Figures and Orbs
Track 208: The Crow Was Always Gay
Track 207: Drop The Act And Play Something Cool
Track 206: Nate and Grey Join The Freemasons
205: You're Lucky If You Die As A Child
Track 204: Kanye's Absurd Shirt
Track 203: Penis 3
Track 202: TunnelCon 2024
Track 201: Middle Edge
Track 200: 2023 Year End Roundup
Track 199: Jesus and His Ooze Freaks
Track 198: Swirling My Chalice and Pondering the Deeds
Track 197: Bring Out The Olives!
Track 196: Andre 3000’s Flute Record
Track 195: Afternoon Kid
Track 194: I’d Like To Address The Community
Track 193: Crying Over Cartoons
Track 192: Universal Haters Of God
Track 191: Why Do We Tolerate You?
Track 190: A New Era of Brutality
Track 189: Now My Dog’s Gay
Track 188: The Criminality of Hardcore
Track 187: The Romance Continues
Track 186: Beauty and the Beast (1987)
Track 185: Cut Your Beard Or Your Wrists
Track 184: It Ain’t English
Track 183: Will’s Porn Addiction
Track 182: Me So Sleepy
Track 181: JastaGPT
Track 180: Indiana Jones and the Babyland Gibbets
Track 179: I-Guess-You-Can-Play-The-Show-Core
Track 178: You Shouldn’t Cut Up Women...BUT...
Track 177: Bald? No Way! Chinese? Okay!
Track 176: Nana’s Pickled Bits
Track 175: NWOABDLM
Track 174: Battle Island
Track 173: Drugs Have Come A Long Way
Track 172: Munchausen By Magical Proxy
Track 171: A Man Without A Pulse
Track 170: Put Some Kids Getting Fucked Up On There
Track 169: Don’t Sing Love Songs To Children
Track 168: Altruistic Authoritarianism
Track 167: Welcome To The Wormcast
Track 166: The Same Amount Or Even Less Murder
Track 165: Regular Hardcore
Track 164: All Dogs Go To Hell
Track 163: Jar Jar Binks Gungan Foot Tease
Track 162: Cheesin’ The Cords
Track 161: Deleting The Classical Canon To Save United Blood
Track 160: If You’re Racist, You’re A Midget
Free Patreon Fillersode 2: Bizarrocore Strikes Back
Free Patreon Fillersode: Bizarrocore
Track 159: Unholy Deal With A Specter ft. Eric Wilson of Worst Possible Timeline
Track 158: I Wanna Go To War So I Can Blow Stuff Up
Track 157: 2022 Year End Roundup
Track 156: The Only Racist Caterer In Town
Track 155: My Staunch? Donated? It’s More Likely Than You Think!
Track 154: Find A Dead Cat And Get To Work
Track 153: A Beatdown Band Fronted By A Somali Child Soldier
Track 152: Don’t Ever Approach Us About Making Money
Track 151: You Can’t Ride A Motorcycle And Expect To Be Respected
Track 150: I Scoff Haughtily At Your Proposition
Track 149: Why Should I Care?
Track 148: Just A Couple Of Concord-Pilled Grape-cels
Track 147: Possibility Has Become Inevitability
Track 146: Five Years Out From A Manifesto
Track 145: RIP My Beautiful Wife
Track 144: In Which We Once Again Praise Sketchy Music
Year In Hardcore 1981 Part 1 (Free Patreon Episode)
Track 143: The Jungian Archetype of Metalcore
Track 142: Anne Heche’s Flame Retardant Clothing
Track 141: You Can Bang A Three Year Old Slug, But Not A Three Year Old Human
Track 140: Goiter For Good
Track 139: Turning Over A New Leaf For the 83rd Time
Track 138: Unholy Ritual Abortion
Track 137: Our Most Daring Cold Open Yet
Track 136: Harrison Ford’s Sri Lankan Child Bride
Track 135: Respect Vecna’s Pronouns
Track 134: Hands Across America
Track 133: Oh, To Be A Beaver
Track 132: Sexual Hothouse
Hell Week 9: Better To Die As A Goblin Than To Live As A Man
Hell Week 8: If Fall of Efrafa Were Gay
Track 131: If You Shred The Bowels of The Nazarene, Here’s Your Sign
Track 130: Smoked Out Vibe
Track 129: Is That A Dead Bird In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Hell Week 7: Heath Ledger As The Joker In ICP Makeup
Track 128: Why Can’t They Just Speak English? (Featuring Joe and Adam)
Hell Week 6: Sorry For The Wait
Track 127: How Many Bottles of Madball Whiskey Does This Cost?
Track 126: If You Can Cue A Bass Drop, You Can Better Your Life
Track 125: Welcoming Oppression In Exchange For Pretzels
Hell Week 5: Not As Good As I Initially Believed It Might Have Been About To Be
Hell Week 4: Take A Lil’ Nap
Track 124: In A World Of Swords, We Are All Sketchy
Hell Week 3: Jada Pinkett Smith’s Stable of Bulls
Hell Week 2: Cucked By Jada Pinkett Smith
Hell Week 1: The First Circle
Track 123: Don’t Let Your Screamo Past Derail Your Hardcore Future
Track 122: The Flubberverse
Track 121: Giving Racists A Well-Deserved Break
Track 120: Spending The Patreon Money On A Fish Finder
Track 119: If Neil Young Knew the Shit We Get Up To...
Track 118: Asking Deicide About Trans Rights
Track 117: They Were Alive, We Had Some Laughs, Now They’re Dead
Track 116: Ensorcelled By Death Metal
Track 115: My Body Means Business
Bonus Episode: Underrated Bands of the 80s
Track 114: Year End List 2021
Track 113: Ray Cappo Screaming For Eternity In The Frozen Lake of Cocytus
Track 112: Why Are You Such A Fa***t (Faaart)
Track 111: I‘m Not Saying The Taliban Is Chill, But...
Track 110: I‘d Like To Acknowledge This B*tch Gettin‘ Hacked To Pieces
Track 109: People Talk Shit On You Constantly
Track 108: The Path of The Kaczynski
Track 107: Halloween Spooktacular!
Track 106: Give ‘Em A Reason To Hate You
Track 105: I Like Living In A Civilization
Track 104: This Podcast Was Recorded On Stolen Indigenous Land (ft. Adam Walker)
Track 103: Reaching For Our Weapons and Scrambling Towards the Clocktower
No Episode This Week
Track 102: No Guarantee That This Isn‘t Racist
Track 101: Same Rules Apply
Track 100: You Can't Stand How Crazy Sexy the Ghost Is
Track 99: This Is Not The Dystopia I Asked For
Track 98: Scoop the Mids, Johnny
Track 97: Dickey Betts Is Alive
Track 96: Simpin' For A Crackhead
Track 95: Caring About Shit Isn't Cool
Track 94:Restaurants With Sequels In Their Names
Track 93: Demolisten Apparition Busting Society (D.A.B.S.)
Track 92: America–A Perfect Vision
Track 91: The Horniest and Most Famous Man Alive
Track 90: Crossing the Chasm With No Bridge of Evidence
Track 89: Wish Ill Will On Whoever
Track 88: An Oodle of Some Fucking Sort
Track 87: The Apology-Cast
Hell Week: Part 5 (Sunny's Funnies)
Hell Week: Part 4 (Gimme Piss, Gimme Nipples)
Hell Week: Part 3 (More Mind Pollution From the Meme Planet)
Hell Week: Part 2 (Please Don't Hurt the Saguaros)
Hell Week: Part 1 (The Little Spite Genie That Lives in My Brain)
Track 86: The 1911 Influenza Blues
Track 85: Kill Me Because Your Band Sucks
Track 84: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Track 83: Boogers in His Mustache
Track 82: White Men Absolving Each Other of Racism
Track 81: The Last Bastion of Cool Misogyny
Track 80: Tag Team, Back Again
Interlude: Hard Times Comin' For Naaaaate
Track 79: Take Your Baguette and Shove It In Your Violin
Track 78: HC4L
Track 77: We Started a Label
Track 76: I Literally Have No Idea What Sasscore Is
Track 75: That's What a Real Fuckin' Man Feels
Track 74: The Captain Beefheart of Tone Deaf
Track 73: Banned in F.B.
Track 72: Cartoon Factory of Shitty Losers
Track 71: A Beacon in the Dark
Bonus Track: Year End List (Part 2)
Bonus Track: Year End List (Part 1)
Track 70: Open Your Eyes to the Real Lies
Track 69: That Boy Should Be My Son
Track 68: Swearing Makes You Sound Like a Fucking Idiot
Track 67: Varying Degrees of Success
Track 66: Confused Unga Bunga
Track 65: Igloos: Home of the Vikings
Track 64: Stunting Is Not A Human Right
Track 63: A Slightly Less Offensive Dystopia
Track 62: Death Race 2020
Track 61: Bad Times Make For Good Stories
Track 60: Water is the Only Drink For a Wise Man
Track 59: Gatekeeping Ska
Track 58: The Heels of Hardcore
Track 57: Wearing the Faces of Rescued Pit Bulls
Track 56: The Shittiest Episode Yet
Track 55: To Silence Them in Horror and Awe
Track 54: The Official CrimethInc. Podcast
Track 53: Deglove the Baby's Skeleton
Track 52: Not the Dignity They Deserve
Track 51: Super Duper Anniversary Spectacular!
Track 50: All Movies Suck
Track 49: The Hogcast
Track 48: Good Records For Cool People, Shitty Merch For Idiots
Track 47: Green Light On Jet Jaguar
Track 46: A Statue of George Taylor
Track 45: The World Is Worse and It's Only Getting Worser
Track 44: Farm-Fed Pig Daddies
Track 43: Do You Feel Like We Do?
Track 42: Fuck Robert Heinlein, Fuck Jesus Christ, Fuck James Joyce
Track 41: Don't Tread on the Blue Men
Track 40: If You're Gonna Build Muscles, Why Not Use 'Em?
Track 39: Turning Over a New Leaf (This Is My Oath)
Track 38: Literally Nothing Ever Gets Better
Track 37: Back With a Bang
Track 36: If You Wear Shorts Below the Knee, You're a Pervert (feat. Ian Shelton of Regional Justice Center)
Track 35: A Perfectly Normal Little Boy
Track 34: Teaching Your Kids a Lesson They Shall Never Forget
Track 33: Pissing Off My Bathmate
Track 32: Little Adventurers
Track 31: The Eagles Can Sip Shit to the Grave
Track 30: Wigger Slam Mindset
Track 29: Don't Prepare, Just Accept
Track 28: Baptizing a Baby in Blood
Track 27: Better to Die in Faerûn Than to Live on Earth
Track 26: A True Clusterfuck (ft. Inter Arma)
Track 25: I Killed A Man Over Hardcore 'Cause I'm That Fuckin' Real
Track 24: Hooded Moshers Rule (Suck My Dick, Nate)
Track 23: Ram a Fuckin' Asteroid Through the Planet
Track 22: I Crush Burgers to Crushing Hardcore
Track 21: Demolisten RAW
Track 20: "I Know You Fucking Broke Edge!"
Track 19: Willy Killy's Hardcore Hit Factory
Track 18: Kissin' Grannies in The Mall Bathroom
Track 17: P.N.A. (Positive Nate Attitude)
Track 16: I Don't Wanna See Your Kid in a Chain of Strength Shirt
Track 15: A Shitty Song Written by a Piece of Shit
Track 14: I'll Let You Finish, But That Ain't Hardcore
Track 13: If You're That Old, Fuck Off
Track 12: I Fell in Love With "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Track 11: Da Gutta
Track 10: Little Ice Cream Man
Track 9: Straight Edge at Your Funeral, Straight Edge in Hell
Track 8: Farting Out of My Middle-Aged Ass
Track 7: Pied Piper for the False
Track 6: I'll Never Fuckin' Break Edge Until I Do
Track 5: Into The Trash It Goes
Track 4: The Ghost of Good Music Haunted By Yet Another Ghost
Track 3: I Wish I Could Feel Anything Even At All
Track 2: I Am Buying It Right Now
Track 1: Intro/Bifftastic Bar Rock Burger Flipping Bozo Music