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Demolisten — 346 episodes

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Track 319: Little Guys

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Track 318: Do Not Throat The Snickers

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Track 317: Medicinal Dab Rig

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Track 316: Throw Your Ring In The Hat

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Track 315: We Could Be No. 1 If We Wanted To

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Track 314: God-Inspired Success

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Track 313: We Love Jesus Christ

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Track 312: $100K Charlie Kirk Statue

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Track 311: No More Tom Pearl

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Track 310: Corpse In A Bathtub

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Track 309: Laura Loomer's Face

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Track 308: New To Hardcore? Listen To This!

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Track 307: Jelly Roll Losing Weight Forever

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Track 306: The Rotten Bunch

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Track 305: Rowing At The Cryptopsy Gig

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Track 304: Forgetting To Kill Yourself

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Track 303: Hardcore Egyptologists

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Track 302: One Crazy Summer

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Track 301: Non-Pharmaceutical Weight Loss Solution

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Track 300: Here Comes The Argument

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Track 299: Tarred & Feathered

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Track 298: Nerdin' Out With Grey & Nate!

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Track 297: It's Still Real To Me

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Track 296: Double Purple Cream Jelly Peanut Butter Latte

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Track 295: Pinhead vs. Monkeys

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Track 294.5: Hell Week 8- The Final Circle

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Track 294: Alien Snot Vapes LLC

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Track 293.5: Hell Week 7- Indiscriminate Historical Chipping

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Track 293: Grindcore Lifestyle

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Track 292.5: Hell Week 6- Share Less

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Track 292: Sometimes A Day Late, Always A Dollar Short

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Track 291.5: Hell Week 5- Live Cheesin' The Cords

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Track 291: Did "*It* Happen Yet?

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Track 290.5: Hell Week 4- Make Me A Pour Over, Asshole

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Track 290: The Wind Blows Out Of Your Ass

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Track 289: Hell Week 3- Brewpub Youth Crew

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Track 288: Hell Week 2- Splitting Hairs

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Track 287: Hell Week Begins

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Track 286: Loot Box Economy

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Track 285: Beyond The Ice Wall

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Track 284: Married Globs of Fat

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Track 283: Dylann Roof's Sister

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Track 282: The Physiognomy of An Edgeman

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Track 281: Shoutout To Doors

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Track 280: Help Me, President Trump

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Track 279: I Hate Thieves and Bandits

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Track 278: Not Bad

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Track 277: Court Ordered Diaper

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Track 276: Nonbinary Teens Can't Believe Clowns

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Track 275: 21st Century Schizoid Nate

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Track 274: Full Toad Mode

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Track 273: Grandma's Slop

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Track 272: The Cream Feels Good

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Track 271: Sorry To All Stabbed Parties

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Track 270: Jamey Jasta's Face Blindness

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Track 269: Iced Out Jack Skellington Belt Buckle

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Track 268: Making Palestinians Listen To Hardcore

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Track 267: Tell Me What This Word Means

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Track 266: The Biohazard Fancast

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Track 265: Driftwood Scientist

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Track 264: Petty Vigilantism

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Track 263: Ca-Man-Mp

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Track 262: Human Being In Easter Egg Form

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Track 261: Smokey Fucked Up

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Track 260: More Slop For The Bucket

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Track 259: The Just Kidding Whistle

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Track 258: Death Curse

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Track 257: Ingenuous Use Of A Chainsaw

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Track 256: Shave and Have Fun

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Track 255: Don't Play Coachella

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Track 254: The X-Men of Priests ft. Scott Woehrer

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Track 253: Celebrity Casket Cameras

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Track 252: They Called Me The Headsman

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Track 251: Super Solid Squish

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Track 250: Examplars of Realness

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Track 249: Don't Text and DrIvE

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Track 248: Bully Everyone

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Track 247: Redesigning The American Flag

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Track 246: 2024 Year End Wrap Up

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Track 245: A New Tower of Babel

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Track 244: Nothin' Means Nothin'

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Track 243: Hardcore Is Now A Slur

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Track 242: You Are My Son!!!

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Track 241: I WANT TO LEAVE MY PHYSICAL BODY

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Track 240: Cursed Trees

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Track 239: Cartoon World

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Track 238: Rural People Hatecast

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Track 237: What Is Your Motive?

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Track 236: We're Shadow Banned

90

Track 235: Pack It With Cheese

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Track 234: The Opposite of Patch Adams

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Track 233: Go With Droopy

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Track 232: Here's What You Wanna Do

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Track 231: Jared's Coming Over With Sammies

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Track 230: Hard Suicide

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Track 229: The Most Hated Sheriff In The West

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Track 228: Simulation Animal

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Track 227: An Army of Knights With Rockin' Tits

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Track 226: Big Turkey Leg King

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Track 225: Consistent and Correct

101

Track 224: Long Road To A Grade IV Panniculus

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Track 223: Business Class Hardcore

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Track 222: Speaking Perfect German

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Track 221: Chekhov's Drywall

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Track 220: Let Me Just Say Something About Fat People

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Track 219: The Butoku Kai System

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Track 218: What's Up With Seth Green (ft. Adam Walker)

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Track 217: Airwolf Slash Fiction

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Track 216: 2001 Prices On Human Skulls

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Track 215: Forest Warrior

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Track 214: A Wide Door Into The Gas Chamber

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Track 213: The Unlikely Democratization of Beatdown

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Track 212: Scam World

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Track 211: You MUST Get The Clown Skullet

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Track 210: Witchfinder Generals

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Track 209: Figures and Orbs

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Track 208: The Crow Was Always Gay

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Track 207: Drop The Act And Play Something Cool

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Track 206: Nate and Grey Join The Freemasons

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205: You're Lucky If You Die As A Child

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Track 204: Kanye's Absurd Shirt

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Track 203: Penis 3

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Track 202: TunnelCon 2024

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Track 201: Middle Edge

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Track 200: 2023 Year End Roundup

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Track 199: Jesus and His Ooze Freaks

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Track 198: Swirling My Chalice and Pondering the Deeds

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Track 197: Bring Out The Olives!

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Track 196: Andre 3000’s Flute Record

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Track 195: Afternoon Kid

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Track 194: I’d Like To Address The Community

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Track 193: Crying Over Cartoons

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Track 192: Universal Haters Of God

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Track 191: Why Do We Tolerate You?

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Track 190: A New Era of Brutality

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Track 189: Now My Dog’s Gay

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Track 188: The Criminality of Hardcore

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Track 187: The Romance Continues

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Track 186: Beauty and the Beast (1987)

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Track 185: Cut Your Beard Or Your Wrists

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Track 184: It Ain’t English

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Track 183: Will’s Porn Addiction

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Track 182: Me So Sleepy

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Track 181: JastaGPT

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Track 180: Indiana Jones and the Babyland Gibbets

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Track 179: I-Guess-You-Can-Play-The-Show-Core

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Track 178: You Shouldn’t Cut Up Women...BUT...

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Track 177: Bald? No Way! Chinese? Okay!

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Track 176: Nana’s Pickled Bits

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Track 175: NWOABDLM

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Track 174: Battle Island

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Track 173: Drugs Have Come A Long Way

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Track 172: Munchausen By Magical Proxy

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Track 171: A Man Without A Pulse

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Track 170: Put Some Kids Getting Fucked Up On There

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Track 169: Don’t Sing Love Songs To Children

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Track 168: Altruistic Authoritarianism

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Track 167: Welcome To The Wormcast

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Track 166: The Same Amount Or Even Less Murder

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Track 165: Regular Hardcore

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Track 164: All Dogs Go To Hell

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Track 163: Jar Jar Binks Gungan Foot Tease

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Track 162: Cheesin’ The Cords

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Track 161: Deleting The Classical Canon To Save United Blood

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Track 160: If You’re Racist, You’re A Midget

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Free Patreon Fillersode 2: Bizarrocore Strikes Back

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Free Patreon Fillersode: Bizarrocore

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Track 159: Unholy Deal With A Specter ft. Eric Wilson of Worst Possible Timeline

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Track 158: I Wanna Go To War So I Can Blow Stuff Up

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Track 157: 2022 Year End Roundup

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Track 156: The Only Racist Caterer In Town

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Track 155: My Staunch? Donated? It’s More Likely Than You Think!

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Track 154: Find A Dead Cat And Get To Work

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Track 153: A Beatdown Band Fronted By A Somali Child Soldier

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Track 152: Don’t Ever Approach Us About Making Money

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Track 151: You Can’t Ride A Motorcycle And Expect To Be Respected

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Track 150: I Scoff Haughtily At Your Proposition

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Track 149: Why Should I Care?

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Track 148: Just A Couple Of Concord-Pilled Grape-cels

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Track 147: Possibility Has Become Inevitability

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Track 146: Five Years Out From A Manifesto

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Track 145: RIP My Beautiful Wife

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Track 144: In Which We Once Again Praise Sketchy Music

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Year In Hardcore 1981 Part 1 (Free Patreon Episode)

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Track 143: The Jungian Archetype of Metalcore

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Track 142: Anne Heche’s Flame Retardant Clothing

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Track 141: You Can Bang A Three Year Old Slug, But Not A Three Year Old Human

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Track 140: Goiter For Good

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Track 139: Turning Over A New Leaf For the 83rd Time

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Track 138: Unholy Ritual Abortion

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Track 137: Our Most Daring Cold Open Yet

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Track 136: Harrison Ford’s Sri Lankan Child Bride

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Track 135: Respect Vecna’s Pronouns

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Track 134: Hands Across America

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Track 133: Oh, To Be A Beaver

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Track 132: Sexual Hothouse

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Hell Week 9: Better To Die As A Goblin Than To Live As A Man

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Hell Week 8: If Fall of Efrafa Were Gay

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Track 131: If You Shred The Bowels of The Nazarene, Here’s Your Sign

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Track 130: Smoked Out Vibe

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Track 129: Is That A Dead Bird In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Hell Week 7: Heath Ledger As The Joker In ICP Makeup

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Track 128: Why Can’t They Just Speak English? (Featuring Joe and Adam)

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Hell Week 6: Sorry For The Wait

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Track 127: How Many Bottles of Madball Whiskey Does This Cost?

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Track 126: If You Can Cue A Bass Drop, You Can Better Your Life

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Track 125: Welcoming Oppression In Exchange For Pretzels

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Hell Week 5: Not As Good As I Initially Believed It Might Have Been About To Be

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Hell Week 4: Take A Lil’ Nap

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Track 124: In A World Of Swords, We Are All Sketchy

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Hell Week 3: Jada Pinkett Smith’s Stable of Bulls

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Hell Week 2: Cucked By Jada Pinkett Smith

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Hell Week 1: The First Circle

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Track 123: Don’t Let Your Screamo Past Derail Your Hardcore Future

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Track 122: The Flubberverse

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Track 121: Giving Racists A Well-Deserved Break

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Track 120: Spending The Patreon Money On A Fish Finder

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Track 119: If Neil Young Knew the Shit We Get Up To...

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Track 118: Asking Deicide About Trans Rights

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Track 117: They Were Alive, We Had Some Laughs, Now They’re Dead

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Track 116: Ensorcelled By Death Metal

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Track 115: My Body Means Business

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Bonus Episode: Underrated Bands of the 80s

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Track 114: Year End List 2021

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Track 113: Ray Cappo Screaming For Eternity In The Frozen Lake of Cocytus

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Track 112: Why Are You Such A Fa***t (Faaart)

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Track 111: I‘m Not Saying The Taliban Is Chill, But...

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Track 110: I‘d Like To Acknowledge This B*tch Gettin‘ Hacked To Pieces

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Track 109: People Talk Shit On You Constantly

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Track 108: The Path of The Kaczynski

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Track 107: Halloween Spooktacular!

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Track 106: Give ‘Em A Reason To Hate You

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Track 105: I Like Living In A Civilization

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Track 104: This Podcast Was Recorded On Stolen Indigenous Land (ft. Adam Walker)

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Track 103: Reaching For Our Weapons and Scrambling Towards the Clocktower

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No Episode This Week

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Track 102: No Guarantee That This Isn‘t Racist

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Track 101: Same Rules Apply

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Track 100: You Can't Stand How Crazy Sexy the Ghost Is

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Track 99: This Is Not The Dystopia I Asked For

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Track 98: Scoop the Mids, Johnny

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Track 97: Dickey Betts Is Alive

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Track 96: Simpin' For A Crackhead

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Track 95: Caring About Shit Isn't Cool

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Track 94:Restaurants With Sequels In Their Names

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Track 93: Demolisten Apparition Busting Society (D.A.B.S.)

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Track 92: America–A Perfect Vision

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Track 91: The Horniest and Most Famous Man Alive

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Track 90: Crossing the Chasm With No Bridge of Evidence

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Track 89: Wish Ill Will On Whoever

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Track 88: An Oodle of Some Fucking Sort

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Track 87: The Apology-Cast

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Hell Week: Part 5 (Sunny's Funnies)

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Hell Week: Part 4 (Gimme Piss, Gimme Nipples)

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Hell Week: Part 3 (More Mind Pollution From the Meme Planet)

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Hell Week: Part 2 (Please Don't Hurt the Saguaros)

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Hell Week: Part 1 (The Little Spite Genie That Lives in My Brain)

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Track 86: The 1911 Influenza Blues

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Track 85: Kill Me Because Your Band Sucks

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Track 84: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

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Track 83: Boogers in His Mustache

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Track 82: White Men Absolving Each Other of Racism

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Track 81: The Last Bastion of Cool Misogyny

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Track 80: Tag Team, Back Again

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Interlude: Hard Times Comin' For Naaaaate

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Track 79: Take Your Baguette and Shove It In Your Violin

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Track 78: HC4L

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Track 77: We Started a Label

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Track 76: I Literally Have No Idea What Sasscore Is

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Track 75: That's What a Real Fuckin' Man Feels

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Track 74: The Captain Beefheart of Tone Deaf

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Track 73: Banned in F.B.

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Track 72: Cartoon Factory of Shitty Losers

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Track 71: A Beacon in the Dark

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Bonus Track: Year End List (Part 2)

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Bonus Track: Year End List (Part 1)

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Track 70: Open Your Eyes to the Real Lies

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Track 69: That Boy Should Be My Son

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Track 68: Swearing Makes You Sound Like a Fucking Idiot

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Track 67: Varying Degrees of Success

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Track 66: Confused Unga Bunga

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Track 65: Igloos: Home of the Vikings

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Track 64: Stunting Is Not A Human Right

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Track 63: A Slightly Less Offensive Dystopia

285

Track 62: Death Race 2020

286

Track 61: Bad Times Make For Good Stories

287

Track 60: Water is the Only Drink For a Wise Man

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Track 59: Gatekeeping Ska

289

Track 58: The Heels of Hardcore

290

Track 57: Wearing the Faces of Rescued Pit Bulls

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Track 56: The Shittiest Episode Yet

292

Track 55: To Silence Them in Horror and Awe

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Track 54: The Official CrimethInc. Podcast

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Track 53: Deglove the Baby's Skeleton

295

Track 52: Not the Dignity They Deserve

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Track 51: Super Duper Anniversary Spectacular!

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Track 50: All Movies Suck

298

Track 49: The Hogcast

299

Track 48: Good Records For Cool People, Shitty Merch For Idiots

300

Track 47: Green Light On Jet Jaguar

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Track 46: A Statue of George Taylor

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Track 45: The World Is Worse and It's Only Getting Worser

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Track 44: Farm-Fed Pig Daddies

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Track 43: Do You Feel Like We Do?

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Track 42: Fuck Robert Heinlein, Fuck Jesus Christ, Fuck James Joyce

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Track 41: Don't Tread on the Blue Men

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Track 40: If You're Gonna Build Muscles, Why Not Use 'Em?

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Track 39: Turning Over a New Leaf (This Is My Oath)

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Track 38: Literally Nothing Ever Gets Better

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Track 37: Back With a Bang

311

Track 36: If You Wear Shorts Below the Knee, You're a Pervert (feat. Ian Shelton of Regional Justice Center)

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Track 35: A Perfectly Normal Little Boy

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Track 34: Teaching Your Kids a Lesson They Shall Never Forget

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Track 33: Pissing Off My Bathmate

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Track 32: Little Adventurers

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Track 31: The Eagles Can Sip Shit to the Grave

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Track 30: Wigger Slam Mindset

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Track 29: Don't Prepare, Just Accept

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Track 28: Baptizing a Baby in Blood

320

Track 27: Better to Die in Faerûn Than to Live on Earth

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Track 26: A True Clusterfuck (ft. Inter Arma)

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Track 25: I Killed A Man Over Hardcore 'Cause I'm That Fuckin' Real

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Track 24: Hooded Moshers Rule (Suck My Dick, Nate)

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Track 23: Ram a Fuckin' Asteroid Through the Planet

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Track 22: I Crush Burgers to Crushing Hardcore

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Track 21: Demolisten RAW

327

Track 20: "I Know You Fucking Broke Edge!"

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Track 19: Willy Killy's Hardcore Hit Factory

329

Track 18: Kissin' Grannies in The Mall Bathroom

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Track 17: P.N.A. (Positive Nate Attitude)

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Track 16: I Don't Wanna See Your Kid in a Chain of Strength Shirt

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Track 15: A Shitty Song Written by a Piece of Shit

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Track 14: I'll Let You Finish, But That Ain't Hardcore

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Track 13: If You're That Old, Fuck Off

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Track 12: I Fell in Love With "All Star" by Smash Mouth

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Track 11: Da Gutta

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Track 10: Little Ice Cream Man

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Track 9: Straight Edge at Your Funeral, Straight Edge in Hell

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Track 8: Farting Out of My Middle-Aged Ass

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Track 7: Pied Piper for the False

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Track 6: I'll Never Fuckin' Break Edge Until I Do

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Track 5: Into The Trash It Goes

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Track 4: The Ghost of Good Music Haunted By Yet Another Ghost

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Track 3: I Wish I Could Feel Anything Even At All

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Track 2: I Am Buying It Right Now

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Track 1: Intro/Bifftastic Bar Rock Burger Flipping Bozo Music