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Track 52: Not the Dignity They Deserve

Track 51: Super Duper Anniversary Spectacular!

Track 50: All Movies Suck

Track 49: The Hogcast

Track 48: Good Records For Cool People, Shitty Merch For Idiots

Track 47: Green Light On Jet Jaguar

Track 46: A Statue of George Taylor

Track 45: The World Is Worse and It's Only Getting Worser

Track 44: Farm-Fed Pig Daddies

Track 43: Do You Feel Like We Do?

Track 42: Fuck Robert Heinlein, Fuck Jesus Christ, Fuck James Joyce

Track 41: Don't Tread on the Blue Men

Track 40: If You're Gonna Build Muscles, Why Not Use 'Em?

Track 39: Turning Over a New Leaf (This Is My Oath)

Track 38: Literally Nothing Ever Gets Better

Track 37: Back With a Bang

Track 36: If You Wear Shorts Below the Knee, You're a Pervert (feat. Ian Shelton of Regional Justice Center)

Track 35: A Perfectly Normal Little Boy

Track 34: Teaching Your Kids a Lesson They Shall Never Forget

Track 33: Pissing Off My Bathmate

Track 32: Little Adventurers

Track 31: The Eagles Can Sip Shit to the Grave

Track 30: Wigger Slam Mindset

Track 29: Don't Prepare, Just Accept

Track 28: Baptizing a Baby in Blood

Track 27: Better to Die in Faerûn Than to Live on Earth

Track 26: A True Clusterfuck (ft. Inter Arma)

Track 25: I Killed A Man Over Hardcore 'Cause I'm That Fuckin' Real

Track 24: Hooded Moshers Rule (Suck My Dick, Nate)

Track 23: Ram a Fuckin' Asteroid Through the Planet

Track 22: I Crush Burgers to Crushing Hardcore

Track 21: Demolisten RAW

Track 20: "I Know You Fucking Broke Edge!"

Track 19: Willy Killy's Hardcore Hit Factory

Track 18: Kissin' Grannies in The Mall Bathroom

Track 17: P.N.A. (Positive Nate Attitude)

Track 16: I Don't Wanna See Your Kid in a Chain of Strength Shirt

Track 15: A Shitty Song Written by a Piece of Shit

Track 14: I'll Let You Finish, But That Ain't Hardcore

Track 13: If You're That Old, Fuck Off

Track 12: I Fell in Love With "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Track 11: Da Gutta

Track 10: Little Ice Cream Man

Track 9: Straight Edge at Your Funeral, Straight Edge in Hell

Track 8: Farting Out of My Middle-Aged Ass

Track 7: Pied Piper for the False

Track 6: I'll Never Fuckin' Break Edge Until I Do

Track 5: Into The Trash It Goes

Track 4: The Ghost of Good Music Haunted By Yet Another Ghost

Track 3: I Wish I Could Feel Anything Even At All

Track 2: I Am Buying It Right Now

Track 1: Intro/Bifftastic Bar Rock Burger Flipping Bozo Music