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Knob'ead Chicken or Egg Situation

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E45 is a Lovely Replacement for Other People's Sputum

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Knightmare Skeleton Life Bar

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Wooden Yoyo

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Bag Fumbler Extraordinaire

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If Dean Windass Smells a Fart in a Box in the Woods...

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Who Brings The Nasty, and Who Brings The Pasty

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You Touched the Hot Cakes and Now You're Going to Get Burned

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We Gegens For It/The Numbers are Good…

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Do the helicopter, get in the helicopter, and do the helicopter again

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Everyone Likes Us, We Don't Care

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Massive Lad Energy/Toddler After Smarties Energy

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I'm drinking the Röhl-ade

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Vorsprung Durch Chuffnik

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I've run the numbers, and they don't like it up 'em

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Just Ham, White Bread, No Mustard

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Fruity Squares

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The Different Gravy Double Down

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State Of Owls Nation

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Bucket Hats Have Had a Revival

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An Elephantine Task

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Wee Man for the Big Occasion

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Jaden Smith, Kylie Jenner, Matt Healy, Zoe Kravitz...

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A Lot More Smudgeface To Come

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A Spoonful Weighs A Ton

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29 Minutes in Heaven

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Using a Melon Baller to Scrape Out a Turkey

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Love at first Cruyff turn/We never learnt our lesson

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Fangirling for Lee Bullen

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DadPod: Hastily Consulting the Astrology Charts

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Things That D:Reams Are Made Of

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It’s Strange What Desire Will Make Foolish People Do

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Poucher’s Nouse and Gruelling Forest Runs

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Rock Hard Unripe to Rotten

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Football Serves Up Tragedy in Dollop Loads

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So you’re saying there’s a chance to mess things up?

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Yes sir, we can football

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Cirque du Dunkley

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Sweeter Than Irn Bru

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There Will Be A Time For Thongs

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Sh*t-eating Wombles

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Is it Rambo or George Byers?

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Moore as Overproductive Workshop Elf

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Saido’s Blue Steel

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Sheffield Wednesday as Rodney Dangerfield

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Will Flex for Callump

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Master Splinter on Praise or Grumble

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No Country for Prematurely Looking Old Men

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Where Desperate Dan becomes The Elephant Man

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Ed Sheeran Loves Nando’s and Possession

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Windus Crispy Pancakes

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Mendez-Laing Perfects the Harris

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Port Vale - the lower league AntiFa

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Byline Ball

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The Big Fat Wednesday Quiz Of The Year

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There‘s Something About Kamberi

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A Well Deserved Jug of Pimm‘s for Bailey Peacock-Farrell

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Crazy Frog‘s ”I‘ve Got a Song That‘ll Get on Your Nerves”

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Grab-Bag Brannigans

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Loose Gids Sinks Ships

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Splitting the Patom

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Diet Chris O‘Grady/Lewis Wing Can’t Read Sanskrit

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Twi-shite Zone

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Cruyff Turns at SeaWorld

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These Boots are Made for Leaking

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Pinball Wizardry

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The Salt Bae of Bad Refereeing

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Déjà Poo

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Adrenaline Dump

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This Is Not The League Debut You Were Looking For...

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Gravy Boys - Papa Chan‘s Trophy

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Mild Shrimping

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The Illuminati Control Our Lives, But Most of the Time it's OK

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A Goal Attacked Him as a Child

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Oobee doo, I wanna sign for you-oo-oo

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Leave the Big-Eared Boys on the Farm

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Don't Need a Credit Card to Ride this Tram

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Episode 100: Steve Ellis has had more memory sticks than you’ve had hot dinners

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#BarryCarryRich

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So thick it could stir a pint of Guinness

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Go through the masseuse

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20/21 Season Review - Part Two: Rancho Cucamonga via Wolverhampton

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20/21 Season Review - Part One: The Brown Mile

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We can't have toast and Sheffield Wednesday

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Schrödinger's Boxt

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Snow White-Esque Sleep

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Gambler's Fallacy

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De La SWFC - 3 Feet Wide (of Lyndon Dykes) & Crying

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A Better Quality Of Anonymous

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Can you hear us at St. James Park? No, not that one, the other one...

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Joseph R Biden - Your boys took a hell of a beating

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Walking With Moira

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Choke on the pawn

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It was the best of halves, it was the worst of halves

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Nice chips... be a shame if somebody pissed on them

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Chansiri's Beanie Babies/Jordy Phone Home

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Thommo-mon: Gotta sub 'em all!

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Cream-lapping Chops

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A Grinning Hans Gruber

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Bruce's Monkey's Blood

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Tomorrow can wait, I'm feeling up Liam Shaw

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Semi-charmed Life

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Lidl Crumb of Confluence

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All Pips, No Pith

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Wednesday of Tomorrow

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Dominic Iorfa's Monster Truck Tyres

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TJ Least to TJ Maxx

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The Pulisebo Effect/Westwood's Deep Dish

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Monk Solstice is over, welcome Tony the Third

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Börner, Butcher, Baker, Spy

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Circle of Tosh

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Bring a Bucket and a Mop

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Spryness That Is Criminally Vulgar

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Breakfast With José

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Boo-boys' Parade

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Monk-y Traits

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Brown Food Tastes Good

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Rhodes Goldberg machine

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Rhodes’ Gum Cutters

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2020/21 The Championship Paunch

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Alex Hunt has an outie

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Litany of Sighs - Our 19/20 Season Review

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Anonymous Criminals

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Horrendous Withdrawal

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Swimwear Mod Bod - gets the nod

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Apathetic Magic

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Rainbow Scratchcard

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Pillar of strength

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Monkxit

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More S6 Calpol

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The Gray-test Day

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Tory Minister of Culture

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Penalty Costing Nibble

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Blowing our own minds/A greasy garlicky good time

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Venomous Rich

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Foreign Tongues

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Forgive us our Loovens

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Easter Detritus

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A nasty message to Rod Liddle

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An Odd and Brutal Finesse

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Football Monkager

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English Football Lerg

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Tom Lees was sick on my MegaDrive

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Face/Off 2 Feat. The Chuckle Brothers

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Jacob's Cream Crackers

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No Smoke, No Fire or Drek the Turd

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Is Monk a Stalin or a Hitler?

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Pre-Lord Mayor's Show

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Fondled by Micah Richards on the One Show

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Statler and Waldorf: The Remix

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Kosovan Keyser Söze

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OU: Button gets a feel of the ball

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Tryptophan: Featuring Jacob Murphy as American Beauty

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Worked his wee tatties off

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Antique Rhodes Show

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Rhodes Fracking

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Lukra Winfrey

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Negative Playmaking - At Its Best

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A Great Wobbling Asterisk

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The Adventures of Captain Fox Morgan

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Half-hearted Roller Coaster - the new single from Girls Aloud

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Hutch's Cockney Waltz

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Fun Nuggets

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Polishing the elephants

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The League of Championship Gentlemen

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Monkenstein's Monster

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A thousand Whoopee Cushions deflating

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A real Stanley Tucci of a performance

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Welcome Garry Monk: A Song of Owls and Uninspiring Managers

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Nando's Gucci Pocketbook

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Momentary Goodness

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Jellied Eel Vuvuzelas

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Action Mass and the Kosovan Snooki

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Bullenberries: the delicious taste!

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SquidgyBabies:Now with less chaff

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Brucey Bonus:Disco Tetris

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Dinnerlady shaped elephant in the room