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#458-Beth Petrunoff– People of Divine Naples - Council Member - City of Naples

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#457 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS HERE – something old ends and something new starts. Give a listen and stay in know     Episode #457 – October 2nd.  2023

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#441 Divine day is in Divine Naples even on September 11th! We remember all and we pay respect. Matt speaks with hands like an Italian, has orange hair, hillbilly accent but he is an Irish. Sand squeaks and we know why. We paid 10 M for sand and it’s gone now. Rich said we need to use superglue. Matt has no chance of another life after his current performance. Drive barefoot …yes or no? Meet all candidates for Police chief they will be having a doughnut party on Friday. Episode #441 – September 11th.  2023

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#439 Matt got a free pass from doctors so he dug in to German cake quickly. Rich thinks he had to pay off all doctors because he knows he is broken beyond the fixing point. Army story will explain what not to do to your wife in the car. Someone closed his wife’s hand in the door of the car so he doesn’t have to go to the theater. Simply news you can use in 10 years. Iron Curtain did not allow teddy bears. -  Episode #439 – September 9th.  2023

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#438 Rich had a 5 sec shock because of numbers. Matt has something wrong with him because he gave up on German Cake and German whipped cream. Story from Iron Curtin right at the start includes Mom getting rid of Rich for 25 cents. Iron Curtain TV shuts down at midnight because they were feeding chickens through the screen. Speed of  Hurricane Lee is down 1 MPH. Our City closed one eye on over 200 citations and law breakers. Rich is expecting toilet paper rolled lower when they pull the plug on him. 95 restaurants are sizzling. 420 puffers are out of control because they are puffing too much and you can smell it far away  -  Episode #438 – September 8th.  2023

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#437 Afterhumpday show triggers idea to rename all of the days in the Calendar and the clock as well since Rich works 28 hrs. a day. How you change HIS-tory and how books were dismissed and burned after loud BANG. Matt wants to run for office but before that he wants to be on a calendar. Hamster wheel can get you arrested if you want to cross the Atlantic in it. -  Episode #437 – September 7th.  2023

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#436 Matt and Rich are ROLLING ! Matt put salad on half of the pig. That way he can say he eats healthy. Rich heard Jesus is arriving via spaceship because he didn’t know SPIRIT has good deals on tickets. Naples starts sizzling so get your gloves on. Rich’s 9 y/o brother was picked up by KGB and no one at the bus station said anything. PEOPLE listen to stories from behind the IRON CURTAIN and Learn -  Episode #436 – September 6th.  2023

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#435 – Someone is stealing pens in our office. Matt does not use envelopes and Rich used to use them behind curtain to bring them to government workers. Bear with no teeth is under bed staining carpet green and red like a Christmas. Matt is expanding his family and he puts them in Naples ZOO for good reason. One of them is a grandmother. Episode #435 – September 5th.  2023

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#434 – We Labor on Labor day! World would stop if Rich stops working !! Matt is a creation of God but Rich is a piece of him doing his work. Nothing happens if one of them doesn’t do it. Eye lids are the most inspected part of Matts body and Walmart visit is the only exercise he has. Zero talk to number eight. - Episode #434 – September 4th.  2023

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#433 – Carl Osburn – People of Divine Naples - The BEST Barbeque Master in SWFL that been rubbing the meats over 20 years with secret spices, love and gentle hands. His KNOW HOW brought lot of people together around his Table with slab of ribs. THANK YOU CARL

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#432 – Columbians returned Matt back to sender after breakfast! Rich is happy to have him back. Another Buffet is gone but this is not food related. LOVE comes in a pink BOX full of unhealthy stuff. Rich has the white German whipped cream that kills all the calories, “perfection of German engineering”. Matt lost another part of his brain Episode #432 – September 2nd.  2023

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#431 – Matt came in the studio with an orange head and almost killed Rich. Dating a Columbian is serious business especially when she is on the east coast. Rich spent sunset with Matt 2 and Matt 1 got jealous. We have an informant from the inside and Matt called him a rat. Watch the turtles when you are walking on the beach. Idalia stole sand and we think we know where she put it. Episode #431 – September 1st.  2023

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#430 – Plan your Christmas Shopping and find out what happened to Santa in front of Rich’s house. Matt does not know everything about Rich, but he is learning more daily. Secret B-Day party was canceled learn why. Matt’s thumb is on Rich’s hand and gets hit with a hammer all the time. Episode #430 – August 31st.  2023

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#429 – Hurricane created an earful for the school districts. Common sense needed to be applied! A 600 pound gorilla was in one room and had great ideas. We are in hurricane season so don’t be surprised when you have water on the road. Geniuses were swimming in canals and paddle boarding on the streets. Chris Cuomo has a picture with Rich - Episode #429 – August 30th.  2023

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#428 Hurricane NOT Hurricane is here! Matt appointed Rich as a six star General of world opinions and Rich does not care about his opinion. Rich wants to buy an elephant so Matt can start a circus because he would be the BEST carnival barker. Chuck Norris was with us and Rich is not going to preschool reunion after 30 years because he gained more than 100 pounds and his ears are still red from the Slap Fest - Episode #428 – August 29th.  2023

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#427 – Pre - hurricane show -- Matt didn’t get the memo that Black coffee matters and invented a new drink the Tai Chi and he changed his diet to salads, potato chips and ice cream. Rich wanted to send Matt to our Divine Spa. Matt invented a new service called Flexology. Devil got arrested on possession and another plumber has bit the dust. - Episode #427 – August 28th.  2023

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#426 – Donald DeVoe – Patriotic Business man, surfer, car lover, philanthropist, family man and part time Santa Claus. Very loving person that for the last 55 years helped change Naples into Divine Naples and we are very grateful for it. Enjoy another story from “People of Divine Naples” - Episode #425 – August 27th.  2023

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#425 – Matt has tadpoles in his baby pool and he uses them to get his pedicure done. Rich looked after him when he tried to date an Easter European. Now he is back in the Columbian market. Rich had a huge competition in his class 30 boys and only one girl. Rich was beaten with a violin stick a lot and pulled by the hair. Matt wants to date Santa’s daughter but Rich thinks the right woman is waiting for him in Kentucky. - Episode #425 – August 26th.  2023

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#424 - No Monkey wrench in the engine. Today you will enjoy a smooth ride. Rich created the one and only way to make clean energy that works all the time, it’s free and has no exhaust except an occasional back fire here and there. RICH IS A GENIUS! Matt is a Head case and he knows it. $ 3000 can be a great investment for not making you smarter. - Episode #424 – August 25th.  2023

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#423 - Matt is not into numbers anymore. He’s interested in pizza and shanks and cleaning dirt behind his fingernails after he buries somebody. Rich is blame- shifting grandma today. Matt ended under the bus and a rat did it. Rich is a great manager. He manages traffic. Stones were thrown so brace yourself. How about 10 dollars for lunch?? - Episode #423 – August 24rd.  2023

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#422 - Rich got an earful for missing cookies that were in Matt’s belly. Matt is in his fusion kitchen again. Matt has a kiddie pool he spends time in on Sundays with floaties and sandwiches. Matt is quiet only under water. Rich will tell you where the Cuban sandwich was invented and it’s in Florida. Matt knows all cake celebration dates and you can see it. Episode #422 – August 23rd.  2023

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#421-Behind one mic is a person with an army of missing brain cells. Smoke was blown out of ORFUS. Matt promoted Rich to Rubber and he wants to fail his final exam. Hilary is getting married to Harold but it’s too late. Matt has an idea on how to attack global warming… he wants to drop ice cubes in the Caribbean. What do you expect from a guy missing brain cells? Rich does not like to play with balls --- Episode #421 – August 22nd.  2023

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#420 - Dj Ceron Full Of Love Great Energy And Always Smiling – Rich turned the lights “ON” the DJ NOW ! listen to the story one of the most successful DJ in Florida

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Rich end up in the Golisano hospital they sent him home because he is not a kid does not mean he is not a kid. Matt had Hilary in his “Town” Rich had Hilary in the bathroom. Matt insults everyone and he is capable of even insulting a “moron”. Rich played in a casino for 4 hrs and lost only 25 cents! Matt will BLOWUP on the end --- Episode #419 – August 21th.  2023

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Matt gave you twice “from this mic.” Rich researched 5th Ave and found out that a lot of women have a headache. Matt and Rich will be on a new calendar for car accessories. Matt was in the studio but his brain was left behind. He was saying that it was on the way but it never made it. One guy wanted to order Lasagna with a side of Kung Pao and call it Fusion Cuisine. --- Episode #418 – August 19th.  2023

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Rich talks to God for a good reason. Matt now knows what a perfect woman looks like and what she drinks to get large up front and why she NEVER HAS A HEADACHE. Divine Naples updates you on what’s HOT, what’s COLD, What’s NEW, what’s Spicy. We know what TIM ATEN doesn’t know. YOU’Re WELCOME --- Episode #417 – August 18th.  2023

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Matt ordered Rich to deliver the substance and lead the endeavor so that he can just chime in. Chicken wings with PEEnut butter is served. One told the other that he has a mental block, because he refused to eat “PEE nuts”. Lesson learned and here you are in the middle of it --- Episode #416 – August 17th.  2023

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Rich may buy a horse and name him Humpty hump. Matt is a dancer now and his humpty dance may get him into the dating scene. Man’s lifespan depends on who he is married to. Matt is wondering how to become a certified installer of sunblock oil on males. Rich knows what happened at 3AM but Matt has no idea because he was sleeping ! --- Episode #415 – August 16th.  2023

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We got an email from BEZOS! “Right now we know”, said Matt and Rich. One of the boys received his last paycheck in September 1998 and has been surviving on the leftovers. Matt slept with Brooke Shields and Rich was in bed with Rambo. When you tune in for the first time REMEMBER that our first episode was Feb. 1st 2018. Tim Atens says that he knows BUT we know what he doesn’t KNOW ! --- Episode #414 – August 15th.  2023

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Matt is like a lizard. He loves doing nothing. He invites ladies to do nothing with him. Perfect guy to get nothing out of. Rich gets his Gyro from Matt, but he ruined it with buffalo sauce. Cat out of bag or Rabbit in the sack?? Episode #413 – August 14th.  2023  Matt is like a lizard. He loves doing nothing. He invites ladies to do nothing with him. Perfect guy to get nothing out of. Rich gets his Gyro from Matt, but he ruined it with buffalo sauce. Cat out of bag or Rabbit in the sack?? Episode #413 – August 14th.  2023

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Matt loves Saturdays because next comes Sunday and he does nothing. Rich suggested to Matt to take a break from breathing so he doesn’t get tired. Preacher Matt gives a positive message so you better listen! Episode #412 – August 12th.  2023

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Matt left something behind. Learn how to wash your car for free. Rich announces a phone line for caffeinated customers which is a toll-free number. Remember we have coffee and Better A$$ --- Episode #411 – August 11th.  2023

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Rich got his Christmas present when Matt held his breath for 3 minutes. Rich is now a certified installer. $500 Is waiting for YOU !!! You just have to click “somewhere” and print “something”. Matt had notes on a napkin and disposed of them responsibly after use. Episode #410 – August 10th.  2023

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Matt and Rich hold hands which is a sign of love and one step away from getting married. Cookie monster visited and got his hands in the jar in less than 3 min. There was a brain fart in the studio and guess who suffered. Episode #409 – August 9th. 2023

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Rich is lucky his father came home early that night, but he thought he was pregnant. Matt is disease free guaranteed, but he has other problems that are related to food and SEE FOOD DIET!     Episode #408 – August 8th.  2023

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Matt gave warning to all dog walkers !! Sheriff came for Rich but hasn’t taken him away yet. He is already in jail. Europeans are missing in action but Walmart is full of exotic skin color.    Episode #407 – August 7th.  2023

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Matt in Pajamas could be a nightmare haunting you for awhile but if this helps his dating life then Rich would go pajama shopping. Rich and Matt will tell you how to print $500 in your home legally !  Episode #406 – August 5th.  2023

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Remember that Rich and Matt explain everything just once so pay attention! Rich suggests to buy shoes with Velcro and Matt already has slip ons because he doesn’t want to bend over anymore.  Episode #405 – August 4th.  2023

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Matt eats two croissants so he is not limping around and suggests to grab some nuts!! Rich and Cindy Crawford were working for the same company at the same time but they got separated! Episode #404 – August 3rd.  2023

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Matt was in Chinese Neighborhood and came back not empty handed. Redneck healer is in the studio but it was not enough to fix the problem!! Episode #403 – August. 2nd.  2023

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Rich asked where all the LARD is going and Matt had to think about it. Irish thing to do is to give a kid 3 first names to make life easy. Kiss that did not change the frog into a prince.    Episode #402 – August. 1st.  2023

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Matt celebrated another Bday on this planet with the biggest lifetime candle. Rich has new fetish with mariachi band and he wants to replace Matt with …….    Episode #401 – July. 31st.  2023

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Episode 400 SPECIAL - Matt admits to wearing lipstick and cross dressing. Rich introduces the Dutch Oven approach as a test before entering any serious relationship. In general, both of them are Fine Fellas    Episode #400 – July. 29th.  2023

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Some one pulls some one’s finger !!! Stink around and find out who is who. There is an Elevator to Jesus’s office  Episode #399 – July. 28th.  2023

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Rich got his FBI certification and Matt is working on another advanced degree. For sure it’s not going to be a Diploma for running a Marathon.   Episode #398 – July. 27th.  2023

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Let’s learn some tips on how to be safer on planet, country, state or city. Rich and Matt will make you safer by sharing invaluable tips  Episode #397 – July. 26th.  2023

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Rich and Matt share What’s in the know at Divine Naples! Find out where good deals are for dinner and what’s up and coming to town. Episode #396 – July. 25th.  2023

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Matt is single and available now and Rich offered to be his pimp LOL …. Episode #395 – July. 24th. 2023

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Find out what it takes to live life like a genius. How do you fix your hair? Do you sleep or not? Those are all genius questions Only Rich can answer Episode #394 – July. 22nd. 2023

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Did you know that Divine Naples Coffee and Wine Bar was at one time a Substation for AREA 51 and literary the safest place with the most guns in the city? Episode #393 – July. 21th 2023

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Matt can play Chest with a Tootsie Pop in his mouth while winning his two greatest prizes. One fortune cookie and a piece of See’s Candy. Rich was a referee of the match. Episode #392 – July. 20th. 2023

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Laugher is a medicine to the body and soul. Matt is the Medicine Man prolonging Rich’s life daily….maybe…. Episode #391 – July. 19th. 2023

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Matt finally came to his senses and finally realized Rich is a Smart Guy! Sort of! Episode #390 – July. 18th. 2023

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Matt and Rich have a Public announcement on how to fix downtown Naples! Episode #389 – July. 17th. 2023

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Matt discovers BURNA$$ For people that work their A$$ off Just like Rich– Episode #388 – July. 15th. 2023

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Rich and Matt Introduce a person that can find a problem for every solution – Episode #387 – July. 14th. 2023

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Rich and Matt gives a warning “watch what you texting and whom”! – Episode #386 – July. 13th. 2023

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Rich and Matt cover Richard Simmons, Thief, red shoes and share their music talents – Episode #385 – July. 12th. 2023

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Old McDonnald had a farm with chickens, cows, berries and slurpees – Episode #384 – July. 11th. 2023

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Monday is first day of week NOT SUNDAY find out why – Episode #383 – July. 10th. 2023

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Friday is small Saturday let’s get ready for the weekend – Episode #380 – July. 7th. 2023

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Who should you be Kissing today? Get the answers in this – Episode #379 – July. 6th. 2023

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Matt and Rich survived another HUMP DAY – Episode #378 – July. 5th. 2023

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Independence Day Means So Much To Divine Naples – Episode #377 – July. 4th. 2023

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Naples Small Businesses - Our Biggest Passion - LEARN WHY – Episode #376 – July. 3rd. 2023

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Let's start Building Divine Naples Community... BE A PART OF IT !!! – Episode #375 – July. 2nd. 2023

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WE ARE BACK !!!!! It's hard to get rid of us..... LOL – Episode #374 – July. 1st. 2023

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Friday Is Small Saturday – Episode #345 – Feb. 28th. 2020

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What It Means To Take 15 – Episode #341 – Feb. 24th. 2020

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Let's Talk "Life" in Divine Naples with Freddie and Rich ... over Coffee – Episode # 1

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We Got Permit for our Coffee Shop – Episode #290 – Apr. 11th. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #252 – Mar. 4th. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #242 – Feb. 22nd. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #240 – Feb. 20th. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #239 – Feb. 19th. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #221 – Feb. 1st. 2019

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #215 – Sep. 3rd. 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #202 – Aug. 21st. 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #176 – July 26th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #169 – July 19th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #106 – May 15th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #99 – May 10th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily – Episode #82 – April 23rd, 2018

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Divine Naples Sunday Show – Episode #81 – April 22th, 2018

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Divine Naples Saturday Show - Episode #80 - April 21th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily - Episode #79 - April 20th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily - Episode #4 - February 4th, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily - Episode #3 - February 3rd, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily - Episode #2 - February 2st, 2018

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Divine Naples Daily - Episode #1 - February 1st, 2018