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North Korea Bans Leather Jackets, Man Bitten by "Plastic" Crocodile, Woman Breastfeeds Cat On Plane & More Weird News

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Drug Encouraging Children's Toy, Man Who Ate TOO Much Banned From All You Can Eat BBQ, Unconstitutional AF Moments & More Weird News Stories

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The Backpage News Show with Comedians Marc Anthony Sinagoga & Jason Allen

4

Florida Man Humps Dog Then Attacks Owner, Singer Pees on Fans Face, Holy Water and Prayers Restore Alter After Church Sex Tape, Terminally Ill Man Arrested for Mooning & More Street Camera

5

Woman Charged for Crying During Surgery, School Board Meeting Turns to Conspiracy Rant, a Satanic Sex Cult Meeting in a Vegan Cafe & More Offbeat News

6

Everyone is a Piece of Sh*t, Driver Eludes Police and Steals Ricky Bobby Racing Suit, Inappropriate Phallic Shaped Halloween Candy, Plus More Offbeat & Weird News

7

Scientists Say Big Nose Means Big Penis, Plane Dumps Poop on Man in Backyard, Scientists Build Racist AI, Telosa City & More Weird News

8

Illegal Sprinkles in UK Bakery, New Zealand Council Fires Wizard, Museum Starts OnlyFans & Unfortunate Athlete Names

9

The Bread Fight of '18, Florida Man Assaults Roommate With Pizza & Raw Meat Diet

10

40% of People Would Sleep With Robots, Ninja Attack in California, A Man Sues His Psychic, Serendipity Themed Episode & More Weird News Stories

11

Man Urinates Feces After Hospital Mishap, Another Man Found Asleep in Pile of Chicken Fingers and Meth Days After Getting Out of Jail, Plus More Offbeat and Weird News

12

A Blueberry Heist, Woman Steals Frozen Brains From Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab, Grocery Store Poop Bandit, Beaning & More Weird News Plus Week 3 Football Picks

13

New Roomba Promises "Poopocalypse" Stories Are A Thing Of The Past, Florida Mom Helped Son Beat Up A Kid & More Weird News

14

Man Tries to Smuggle Coke Under His Toupee & Man Cuts Off Penis, Throws It Out Car During Police Chase

15

Here's Why Human Feet Keep Washing Up on Beaches, A Loose Kangaroo & Arm Wrestle Pt.2

16

UK Town Plagued With Bean Bandit & Antivaxers Believe 'Pure' Sperm Will Spike in Value

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McDonalds Sued For Irresistible Ad & World Armwrestling League

18

Real Journalism Shiz & A Message to Conspiracy Theorists

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

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British Serial Pooper & FartVac™

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Hogtied Citizens Arrest & Antichrist Spiderman

22

Home Invasion vs Burglary

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Cannibalism & Pigeon Racing

24

Naked Skydiving & Illegal Pistachio Operation

25

Nazi Testicle Tat & Florida Sword Fights

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Various Lists

27

Bird Scooters & Nagging Kids Save Lives

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Cicadas & Victoria Day

29

Walmart Meat Fight & Goat Polo

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Swear Jar & Apologies

31

Stoni Meets Down to the Wire

32

Ultimate Mooch & Home Sweet Studio

33

Monkey Takeover & Worst Brother Ever

34

Bodybuilder Saga Cont'd & Crashed Ice

35

Chickpeas Falafel Hummus

36

A $10 Podcast

37

Sex Doll Divorce & Gambling Madness

38

Denny's & Ikea Rant

39

The Cheetos Burglar & We Hate Pepè Le Pew

40

Dr. Seuss & Calcio Storico

41

Minnesota Invented Everything Cool & Animal Theory

42

Karen Therapy & Stalking Service

43

Montre Livingston: Pro Rollerblader (The Tom Brady of Blading)

44

Win $250 & Remaking the Best Halftime Show

45

Safe Word & Is 2 Bigfoot Sightings Bigfeet?

46

Colman's Cheese & 1-800 SCREAM

47

Meat Heist & Parkour Rollerblading Videos

48

Taxidermied Human Leg Gift & Nostradamus

49

Ancient Constipation & 2021 Predictions

50

Phallic Shaped Flights & Shit Talking Animals

51

Nog Shots & 450km Argument

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Doc Cock & Pardon?

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Cardigan SZN feat. Intelligent Words

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Phallic P.E.I. Protest & Memes

55

Listen to the First 4:20

56

Best Use of Meth & Illegal Cockfighting Ring

57

Body Modifications & Illegal Flying Squirrel Ring

58

DTTW TRAILER

59

Pesky Pissin' Pastor & Tech Capitalism

60

Badass Kids & IKEA

61

Biker Vests & Foreskin Facial

62

Vest SZN & Recycled Condoms

63

Self-Driving & Racist NFL Ad

64

Rockhard News: Rat Nazi's

65

Soft Start, Hard Finish

66

New Studio & Dino Talk

67

Florida Mischief & The Milk Man

68

The Shewee & Names

69

DTTW XXX

70

Arm Dick & Fa(c)t Guy

71

Helium Rips & Hypothetical

72

STOP COUNTING UR STEPS

73

Long Distance Persistence

74

Invasive Species & Washington Foreskins

75

Blood Theft & Hypotheticals

76

Alcoholic Monkey & Favourite People Over 200lbs

77

Low-Fat Beach & Chopstick Kegels

78

Naked Gas Station Fiasco & Healthy Meth

79

We Ruined Brooms For You

80

Bonner Ferry Poop Vigilante

81

Melon Heads & The Sperminator

82

Nick *Pause* Kerr

83

Pants Optional Podcast

84

Gator Rapists & Zoom Calls

85

Code 248 & Mom Dicks

86

COVIDIOT Fight Club

87

ANOTHER COVID Sex Party

88

COVID Orgy Bust

89

Walmart Birth & We're Talkin' Mountain Dew

90

TP Thief & Buying Italy

91

Coronavirus Special

92

It's Called Butt Art... Gheeze

93

Naked Llama Walks & Salami Record

94

Reality TV (Is) For Dummies

95

Racist Dinner & Chocolate Anus'

96

NYC Comedian, Aaron Berg

97

Unexpected Wedding Crashers

98

Old Fashioned Custody Battle & Baby Names

99

Bike Thieves Are Good People

100

Serial Jerkers & Doors