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Drunk Valorant — 139 episodes
Ep 137: The LAST Episode of Drunk Valorant??
Ep 136: Masters Toronto
Ep 135: How we Beat the Worst Team in Valorant
Ep 134: Is Yoru Too Good?
Ep 133: The Wrong Way to Smoke
Ep 132: I Got Waylay'd Last Night
Ep 131: Is the Stinger the Best Gun in the Game?
Ep 130: State of the Agents Address
Ep 129: Hey-yo to Tejo
Ep 128: Regen Shields Meta
Ep 127: All My Homies Hate Clove
Ep 126: Chamber Astra Meta is Back
Ep 125: C9 is Below Replacement
Ep 124: Champions Has My Head in a Vyse
Ep 123: Your Champions Return
Ep 122: Swallowed by the Abyss
Ep 121: Three Timezones, Two Remaining Teams, and One Massive Patch
Ep 120: Dark Clouds Over Shanghai
Ep 119: A Snake Bite in my Ass
Ep 118: Removing a Viper's Fangs and Making Iso Less Isolated
Ep 117: Kitchen Nightmares
Ep 116: Clove Still Needs to Smoke
Ep 115: Clove is in The Air
Ep 114: Is Valorant a Card Game?
Ep 113: Flashes Are Useless
Ep 112: Never Buy a Rifle
Ep 111: The LOUD Ramblings of a Madman
Ep 110: Sentinels are Overrated?
Ep 109: This Week in Valorant
Ep 108: Exactly Why Breeze is the Worst Map
Ep 107: The Skye's the Limit
Ep 106: Like a Hotdog Down Breeze Halls
Ep 105: Better Late Than Never?
Ep 104: The Rise of the Outlaw
Ep 103: Ultflation
Ep 102: We on an Eco
Ep 101: Is the Guardian the Best Gun in the Game?
Ep 100: A Century of the Drunk Valorant Podcast
Ep 99: Stuck in the Silver Trenches
Ep 98: Cypher Meta Incoming?
Ep 97: The Outlaw
Ep 96: Rule #2 Double Tap
Ep 95: Smokes Get Some Sparkle
Ep 94: Off Angles and Off Topic
Ep 93: Who Clears The Rat?
Ep 92: Report All Smurfs
Ep 91: Is Omen Ult Better Than Yoru TP?
Ep 90: Knife Kills and Emotional Damage
Ep 89: JETT Mains Are FURIOUS about this ONE Simple Nerf
Ep 88: Next Act Will Be A Breeze
Ep 87: Light Shields Meta is Here
Ep 86: Hunter Solves AFKs
Ep 85: Our Preferred Locales to Die (again) at
Ep 84: A Bad Op is Better Than a Good Vandal
Ep 83: Proof The Shorty Was OP
Ep 82: You Are SO Deadlock
Ep 81: Cass Hates TDM
Ep 80: Valorant 2
Ep 79: Tokyo Here We Come
Ep 78: A Patch To Forget
Ep 77: If You Can't Use Jett Knives... Quit
Ep 76: Trading Ults and Taking Elevators
Ep 75: The Only Premier League That Matters
Ep 74: Master Blate
Ep 73: Hunter.gg
Ep 72: Is Jett Good or Just Easy to Play?
Ep 71: Teleporting to Hell
Ep 70: Should Sage be Boring to Play?
Ep 69: nice
Ep 68: How to Hate Playing Valorant FAST
Ep 67: 15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More Spike Plants!
Ep 66: The Biggest Tony of Them All
Ep 65: Breaking Yoru With One Simple Trick
Ep 64: Together at Long Last
Ep 63: The Podcast From Down Under
Ep 62: Spewing Anti-Ghost Propaganda
Ep 61: Getting Cancelled and Banned for Eye Tracking
Ep 60: Chamber Gets Placed in Iron
Ep 59: Instalocking Reyna on Lotus
Ep 58: Dupont Goes Iron to Radiant with Skye Dog ONLY
Ep 57: Killjoy is Broken
Ep 56: Bind My Hands and One Tap Me
Ep 55: Smurfing on Radiants
Ep 54: Team Comps Revamped
Ep 53: Drone or Dive?
Ep 52: Holy Shit We Made It
Ep 51: Who Wants to 5 Stack?
Ep 50: "Your Eco is Weaker than your Ego"
Ep 49: Harbor Making Waves
Ep 48: Tracker is Bad For Your Health
Ep 47: Low Econ and Liam
Ep 46: BLOINDED
Ep 45: Killjoy Turret Shenanigans
Ep 44: Hunter is Mid
Ep 43: We Will Never See The Champions Trophy
Ep 42: Team Comps and Tropical Drinks
Ep 41: Do I Make You Randyyy? Yeah
Ep 40: Sentinels Sign the Drunk Val Trio
Ep 39: Public Beta Males
Ep 38: Subtweets and Retakes
Ep 37: The 3 Stack is Back
Ep 36: Vacationing on Breeze
Ep 35: A Marshall in a Bind
Ep 34: Hondyssey goes AFK
Ep 33: Pearl Necklaces and Chamber Nerfs
Ep 32: Skin Gambling Will Bankrupt Us
Ep 31: Nipple Hitboxes and RPGs
Ep 30: Low Ping, High Laagy
Ep 29: The Hot List
Ep 28: The State of The Union
Ep 27: Sage... Except She's a Surfer Chick
Ep 26: Sentinels Suck
Ep 25: "I Can't Hear Shit"
Ep 24: Sunwoo "Jett" Han, Forever in Our Hearts
Bonus Episode: Showdown in Reykjavík (Masters 1)
Ep 23: Sacrifice The Body
Ep 22: Agent Ideas pt 2
Ep 21: Boof Loves Phoenix Walls
Bonus Episode!
Ep 20: Smoke Players Aren't Allowed to Have Fun
Ep 19: Who's the Most Fun Agent?
Ep 18: Give Spike to Your Duelist
Ep 17: Brimmy Stimmy go Brrrrrrrrrr
Ep 16: One Person Died? Better Save Your Gun
Ep 15: Practice Makes Perfect
Ep 14: Yoru is my Valentine
Ep 13: Astra Sucks Me Off (The Spike)
Ep 12: ELO Hell
Ep 11: Teabagging and /r/RoastMe
Ep 10: Back in Bronze???
Ep 9: Duby
Ep 8: It's Okay to Instalock
Ep 7: No Comms? No Problem
Ep 6: Too Hot to Handle
Ep 5: My Neighbor Kotaro
Ep 4: We Should be Valorant Devs
Ep 3: Will Chamber Replace Jett?
Ep 2: The Frenzy is Better Than the Stinger
Pilot: riot pls nerf yoru