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Dwight the Janitor Prank Call Podcast — 944 episodes

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1

Here Comes The Kin – 09/21/2024 Show

2

The Next Generation – 11/02/2024 Show

3

The Abduction Of Miriam – 10/01/2024 Show

4

Marijuana Cheesecake – 09/28/2024 Show

5

The Late Show – 10/26/2024 Show

6

Listen, But That’s Not The Problem . . . – 09/14/2024 Show

7

I’m Not The Pasties Lady – 08/31/2024 Show

8

Bean Boozled , Booze & Prank Calls – 08/17/2024 Show

9

Test Squirrel Retrieval – 08/03/2024 Show

10

Scamming Free Breakfast – 07/20/2024 Show

11

Emergency Taxidermy Contest – 06/22/2024 Show

12

Ozempic Zombies – 06/15/2024 Show

13

Firework Insurance 07/03/2024 Show

14

Pool Mans Revenge – 05/25/2024 Show

15

That’s How The Cookie Crumbles – 05/18/2024 Show

16

Telephone Pinkeye – 04/27/2024 Show

17

Dwight’s Celeb Birthday Shoutout – 04/20/2024 Show

18

Golden Easter Egg Hunt – 03/30/2024 Show

19

Total Eclipse Of The Toilet – 04/06/2024 Show

20

Chicken Real Estate Market – 03/09/2024 Show

21

Fire Extinguisher Tag – 02/24/2024 Show

22

Bobcat Sleep And Stay – 03/02/2024 Show

23

Additional Chicken Testical Side Dish – 01/27/2024 Show

24

New To The Gym – 01/13/2024 Show

25

2023 New Years Eve Ball Droppin’ Show

26

The Nightmare Before Dwightmas – 12/24/2023 Show

27

A Green Ranger Christmas Sweater – 12/16/2023 Show

28

The Code Words – 12/02/2023 Show

29

Pranksgiving – 11/23/2023 Show

30

Can’t Believe It’s Not Kevin Sorbo

31

Ric Flair: Living Life – 11/11/2023 Show

32

Coach “The Musical” – 10/28/2023 Show

33

Super Mario Bros 3: Shower Portal – 10/21/2023 Show

34

Gary Busey PhD – 10/07/2023 Show

35

Bloodsport 6: The Vampire Kumite – 10/14/2023 Show

36

The Sargent Slaugher Hour – 09/16/2023 Show

37

Please Release Me – 09/09/2023 Show

38

I Don’t Even Know Chris Kattan – 09/02/2023 Show

39

The Meat Boy Cometh – 08/19/2023 Show

40

The Krogers Guy – 08/05/2023 Show

41

Did You Look At My Wife !? – 07/29/2023 Show

42

Ramen Noodle Hot Tub – 07/22/2023 Show

43

The Fireworks Fly At Night – 07/01/2023 Show

44

Sleeping With A Criminal – 06/24/2023 Show

45

Cannibal Ribs 2: I Don’t Eat People – 06/03/2023 Show

46

Comcast Modem Scam – 07/08/2023 Show

47

Renting Robert’s Garage – 05/27/2023 Show

48

Put Your Mouth On The Wood – 05/20/2023 Show

49

Remembering Carlito 3 Years Later – 05/06/2023 Show

50

Owning A Broken McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine – 04/29/2023 Show

51

Return Of The Sheets – 04/22/2023 Show

52

Coal In The USA – 04/15/2023 Show

53

Illegal Credit Check – 04/08/2023 Show

54

6 Piece Chicken Wing Robbery – 03/25/2023 Show

55

Highway To Dell – 03/11/2023 Show

56

Hidden Camera Pizza – 03/04/2023 Show

57

Harry’s Hussies – 03/18/2023 Show

58

You Suck A Good Crawfish – 02/18/2023 Show

59

The Horse In My Mouth – 02/04/2023 Show

60

Security Forces – 01/28/2023 Show

61

The Return To Brooklyn, NY – 01/21/2023 Show

62

The Shower Sauce – 02/11/2023 Show

63

Plan B Vitamins – 01/14/2023 Show

64

Curse Of The Poverty Phone – 12/17/2022 Show

65

Walk-In’s Only – 12/24/2022 Show

66

TikTok Influencer: Will It Flush ? – 12/03/2022 Show

67

Don’t Forget The Lyrics – 11/12/2022 Show

68

Drunk & Disorderly – 11/05/2022 Show

69

Dwight Of The Living Dead – 10/29/2022

70

The Adventures Of Old Gravel Mouth – 10/08/2022 Show

71

We’re Taking The Neighborhood From You – 09/17/2022 Show

72

I Found A Shit – 09/10/2022 Show

73

The Food Truck Orgy – 09/03/2022 Show

74

Kung Fu Baby – 08/20/2022 Show

75

Harry Sacks – 08/13/2022 Show

76

Moist Gas – 08/06/2022 Show

77

Hotel RiffRaff – 07/23/2022 Show

78

Pubic Hair Chicken Meal – 07/16/2022 Show

79

Spicy Fireworks – 07/02/2022 Show

80

The Birds Don’t Grow From Seeds – 06/11/2022 Show

81

Diabetic Cats – 05/14/2022 Show

82

Diabetic Tires – 04/16/2022 Show

83

No Bisexual Oil Changes – 04/09/2022 Show

84

The Toilet Removal Process – 04/02/2022 Show

85

The Usual Suspects – 03/26/2022 Show

86

A Verbal Abuse Call – 03/19/2022 Show

87

She Doesn’t Mean To Be Racist

88

Indian Sister Divorce

89

Computer Feet Technical Support

90

Leaving This Liberal State

91

The Revenge Of Little Cripple Boy

92

Are You A Pour !?

93

Go For It Deeper

94

Jessica’s Heavy Flow

95

All This Green Stuff

96

You’re An Idiot

97

What Is This Gabagool

98

Not An Offical Guest

99

The Cockroach Inception

100

The Butcher Spanks The Meat

101

The Snowboard Bro

102

The Antifa Church

103

Gandu Supreme

104

Shane Doesn’t Deliver

105

Return Of The Stupid Bitch Fee – 03/05/2022 Show

106

The Snowboard Fights For Ukraine – 02/26/2022 Show

107

Don’t Give Me No Gabagool – 02/19/2022 Show

108

The Falafel Cart Massacre – 02/05/2022 Show

109

Fast Food Candles

110

Flushing The Christmas Tree

111

I Need The Washer & Dryer

112

Big Fat Wife In The Trunk

113

Clear The Sidewalk

114

The Demonic Reservations

115

The Motel Toy Factory

116

The Snow Bill

117

That Big Dick Energy

118

The Ullu Diaper

119

Hanging Up PapaJohns

120

You’re The One

121

Bathroom Roommates

122

Lazy Snow Removal – 01/29/2022 Show

123

Full Priced Bologna – 01/22/2022 Show

124

Telephone Kisses – 01/15/2022 Show

125

The Release Party – 01/08/2022 Show

126

Dew Rite Doesn’t Need A Drivers License

127

Fast Food Candles

128

Bathroom Roommates

129

AOL A/S/L

130

Steve Lost His Mail

131

Seeester Lover

132

Kyle’s Mom

133

You’re The One

134

Worthless End Pieces

135

Marry My Daughter

136

Hung Up On Papa Johns

137

I Need The Washer Dryer

138

That Big Dick Energy

139

Big Fat Wife In The Trunk

140

The Taking Of Steve’s Mail – 01/01/2022 Show

141

The Christmas Tree Wars – 12/18/2021 Show

142

Hello Police, I’m A Liar – 12/11/2021 Show

143

Take Off The Diaper And Eat It – 12/04/2021 Show

144

The Dwight Pranksgiving 2021 Special – 11/25/2021 Show

145

Welcome To Daylight Savings Time – 11/06/2021 Show

146

Stupid Halloween Candy – 10/30/2021 Show

147

Are You Going To Make This Better !?

148

Amish Starbucks

149

Scared Cat’s Only Fans

150

Robin The Scammer

151

Revenge Of The Lobster King

152

Loud Public Bathroom Use

153

It Goes Beep Beep Beep

154

I Fart With My Mouth

155

Fat Girls Clothing At Walmart

156

Drunk At The Truck Stop

157

Door Dash Nuggos

158

Do You Have Feet ?

159

Condoms At The Hookah Bar

160

Chocolate Drinking Fountain

161

Tomato Soup In The Pipes

162

Sheep Tax Fraud

163

The Toilet Police

164

The Smoke Detector Beeps

165

Show It To The Viewer

166

Get Some Of That Bork, Bork, Bork – 10/09/2021 Show

167

Wendy Bell’s Green Taco – 10/02/2021 Show

168

She Was My Sister !? – 09/18/2021 Show

169

I Don’t Want Your Stuff – 09/11/2021 Show

170

Dwight Eats Bugs & Mud – 09/04/2021 Show

171

Hand The Phone To That Fat MFR – 08/28/2021 Show

172

Dwight Finds A Pizza – 08/21/2021 Show

173

Live From Prison – 08/07/2021 Show

174

Underage Fireworks Purchase

175

The Vegan Lady Doesn’t Wanna Hear It

176

I Burried The Garbage #2

177

I Burried The Garbage #1

178

Hypothetically

179

He Took All The Ice

180

Go To Your Balls

181

Fireworks Crash

182

Digging A Basement Bedroom

183

Body Building Boobie Milk

184

Joleane Is On The List

185

You Sound Like Don King

186

You Shouldn’t Be Talking Like That

187

Unauthorized Shower Guest

188

Twist The Wrenches Mario

189

The Texas Roadhouse Gift Card

190

The Firework Police

191

Dwight’s Truck & Trailer

192

Tell The Cops To Bring Drugs

193

Strip Club Refund

194

Stolen Harley Man

195

Stick Figure Fetish

196

Smelly Mouthed Woman

197

Slap Some Toner In There

198

Roy Fixes The A/C

199

Roy Builds An Ark

200

Rent A Penalty Box Room

201

Put Some Screws To The Fax Machine

202

One Of Your French Girls

203

I’m Not Leaving The Keys

204

Obey The New Owner

205

No Socks Hussy

206

My Indian Cousin Is A Cop

207

Let Me Watch Your T.V.

208

I Need A Paper Trail

209

I’ve Got A Dollar And A Nickel

210

I Don’t Waste Food

211

The Soup Tubes – 07/24/2021 Show

212

But If It Keeps Coming Up , Stop Flushing – 07/17/2021 Show

213

The Depressed Dwight Show – 07/10/2021 Show

214

4th Of July Firework Cash – 07/03/2021 Show

215

That One Armed Girl – 06/26/2021 Show

216

The Room Is Snow – 06/19/2021 Show

217

The Ark In 211 – 06/13/2021 Show

218

Big Mama Porkchop – 06/05/2021 Show

219

Poop Water Splash Protection – 05/30/2021 Show

220

The Gay Bearded Gynecologist – 05/22/2021 Show

221

The Bathroom Toaster – 05/15/2021 Show

222

Carlito Memorial Show 1 Year Later – 05/08/2021

223

Woke Chipotle

224

The Pizza Touched My Hands

225

Toilet Dishes

226

You Ordered One Comcast Hole

227

I’m A Vampire Bitch

228

Why You Got The Weed Number

229

Were Moving The Shelves

230

Whore In A Box

231

Do You Have !? (Indian Food Call)

232

Hooters Areola

233

The Long John Silvers Wait

234

Tinder Jake

235

Chrispy Truck Stop

236

Double Timothy Talk

237

$200 Roblox Addict

238

Can You Smell The Asparagus ?

239

Hello Mam !?

240

Dwight Checks On Scooter Friend

241

Hurry Were Gonna Crash Again !

242

My Name Is Paloma – 05/01/2021 Show

243

Be My Puppet Vagina Lawyer – 04/24/2021 Show

244

I Didn’t Order A Hole – 04/17/2021 Show

245

We Need More Electricity

246

I’m A Bee Now !

247

Honking At Hornets

248

Poop Testing Programs

249

Wheelchair Jacking

250

Here I Come Express Lane

251

The Mouse Goes Splat !

252

Dog Doo In The Sink

253

Dead Chicken Fight

254

The Walmart McDonalds

255

COVID-19 Vaccinations In The Shower

256

Stealing A Racist Van

257

Your Wall Can’t Stop Me !

258

Mormons Wish They Could Get Pregnant

259

Don’t Massage My Wifes Feet !

260

I Have A Spoon For You

261

The Prison Party

262

What The Is Is ?

263

We Don’t Walk, Go To The Hell

264

One Free Jerk n Squirt

265

She Took The Condom

266

The Cheesecake House Soldier

267

What The Hell Bobby !?

268

Revenge Of The Reaper Sauce

269

You Can’t Fax A Check

270

Michael I’m With The Bike

271

Uber Hooker

272

Death By Nuts – 04/10/2021 Show

273

Tell Me What Are My Rights – 03/27/2021 Show

274

Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like A Bitch !?

275

Houston, We Have A Leprechaun Problem ! – 03/17/2021 Show

276

The Pregnant Mormon Sisters – 03/13/2021 Show

277

Dwight Does The Punch & Tickle – 03/06/2021 Show

278

I Don’t Want Your Damn Pizza

279

Have A Nice Poop Sir

280

You Can’t Be Gay In This Motel

281

You’re Not The Blood Of My Father

282

Be My Valentine Sir

283

I Found Jim’s Diamond

284

I Work There

285

Demonic Reservations

286

One Order Indian Food , Two Order Cuss Words

287

I Was Going To The Dump !

288

What You Mean “No No No”

289

The Mad Max Crash

290

The Little Chicken Chef

291

Surfboard Reperations

292

Motel Consent Form

293

Permission To Break The Mirror

294

Can’t Afford Those Hospital Prices

295

I Don’t Speak Spanish

296

Thadius Peppers “War Hero”

297

Whores Don’t Get A 2nd Chance

298

Don’t Make Me Pee Alone

299

The Turd Tested Positive – 02/20/2021 Show

300

Did You Hear What He Said !? – 02/13/2021 Show

301

I AM Job – 02/06/2021 Show

302

Whores Don’t Get A 2nd Chance – 01/30/2021 Show

303

The Mormon Sisters – 01/23/2021 Show

304

I Only Cook With Heat

305

The Labia Sushi Chef

306

Get Your Pickle Straight

307

DoorDash Fart Bowl

308

Labia Cakes Extra Hair – 01/16/2021 Show

309

The Room Number Is Sex

310

One Order Hair Pie

311

The Wife Mover

312

Unclog The Shame

313

A Runny Butthole

314

Turds In The Walls

315

Dwight Puts An Apple On His Head – 01/09/2021 Show

316

Boobs Over Medium

317

Bilingual Discrimination

318

Rip Up My Application

319

These Boots Are Made For Walking

320

Smart Toilets & Smart Mouths

321

Nobody Can Hear Him Scream

322

You Can Be My Castiel

323

Snorting On The Phone

324

Fun & Games With Adarsh – 12/31/2020 Show

325

The Old Pickpocket Pervert

326

Some Lite Harassment

327

Christmas Party Consent Form

328

Converting Trump Bucks

329

Why Do You Sound Like A Black Man !?

330

Bottom Her Belly Button Out

331

Ordering DoorDash Butter

332

I’ll Slap You My Color

333

I Don’t Do Applications

334

The Vengeance Of The Doggo

335

I Shouldn’t Have To Touch It !

336

Bathtub Defecation

337

Adarsh Doesn’t Approve Of 35 Likes

338

Sad State Of Poop Affairs

339

Messy Mac N Cheese In Room 215

340

Miriam’s Motel Mayham

341

Dream On Klingon

342

Dwight Gets Fired On Christmas – 12/24/2020 Show

343

Incoming Christmas Calls – 12/19/2020 Show

344

Aggressive Compliments – 12/12/2020 Show

345

Pissed Off Steve

346

Angry Compliments

347

Guess What !? I’M BLIND !!

348

DoorDash Finger Bang

349

Santa Dwight’s Sleigh

350

Welcome To Cummy Bear Lane – 12/05/2020 Show

351

Celebrating The Wife Push

352

Correcting Patty’s Vote

353

Pay Dwight To Leave

354

T’s Breeding Mill

355

Peanut Butter Sandwich Bandit

356

I Should Of Never Said Walmart

357

Botched Amazon Delivery

358

Dwights Pranksgiving Day Show 2020

359

Pranksgiving 2020 Substitute Dwight Show

360

Pranksgiving 2020 Kickoff Show

361

Motel Cat Breeding – 11/21/2020 Show

362

Gotta Go Three Knuckles Deep

363

Oh No ! Shes In !

364

The Sounds Of A Psychotic

365

Calling The Chicken Police

366

Extra Cat Towels Please

367

You Are A Karen !

368

Carlito Wants You To Touch It

369

How Long To Push It Out

370

Grandma Is Bringing Us Down

371

The Duck Butter Fiasco – 11/14/2020 Show

372

Lemon Stealing Whores

373

The Golden Corral Hussy

374

Did You Put Me On Speakerphone !?

375

Organized Bike Crimes

376

I’m Not Watching Duck Butter !

377

Dwight Fights SnappyBakes

378

Pitbull’s Are Filthy Creatures – 11/07/2020 Show

379

Where Are My Pills !?

380

Don’t Even Think About Thanksgiving !

381

Sprinkle Me In Bath Salts & Eat Me

382

I Stole The Electric Bike

383

Take One Egg Roll Out

384

Drinking & Chicken Driving

385

You’re Gonna Call Me Kathy

386

May All Of Your Shits Have Antlers

387

Operating The Hay Rides

388

Motel Haunted House

389

Panicked Food Order

390

Don’t Touch Dwight’s Kids

391

Fax Me Baby One More Time ! – 10/24/2020 Show

392

Dwight Needs To Fix The Audio – 10/17/2020 Show

393

I Got Nothing For Sale !

394

Don’t Go Breaking My Motel Heart !

395

Smoking With The Homeless

396

There Was No Woman For Me

397

Lets Be Cannibals

398

Return Of The Erotic Phone

399

Shake The Polaroid – 10/10/2020 Show

400

Curly Robs Larry

401

The Deadbeat In 215

402

Pubes On The Dominos Pizza

403

Permission To Slap The Wife

404

Half Developed Polaroid

405

Unusual Business Practices

406

Dwight Has The Bibble On His Mind – 10/03/2020 Show

407

Little Cathy’s Scratch n Sniff

408

Little Cathy Causes Dads Truck Crash

409

Little Cathy Gets Dad In Trouble

410

Little Cathy Takes Care Of Bullies

411

Little Cathy’s Origin Story

412

Digital Dwight Transfer

413

Collecting The Floorboards

414

The Pizza Rolls Overheat

415

Building The Motel Starbucks

416

Dwight Makes Shower Mac n Cheese

417

God Bless Your Flushing

418

Interstate Pornography

419

Enthusiastic Eavesdropper

420

Gender Reveal Fax Party

421

Hooking At The Sheraton Hotel

422

The Fax Machine Baby Isn’t Yours !

423

Sorry I Don’t Play Fax Games

424

RBCP Gets Fax Divorced

425

Fax Machine Divorce Court

426

Where Do You Keep The Bibble !?

427

Nigerian Tax Return Services

428

Your Name Is Now Becky

429

No Phone Sex Phone Sex

430

You Stole The Mafia’s Car !

431

Have You Read The Bibble !?

432

JagTv Fell Down The Stairs

433

Faze Jarvis Is Still Banned

434

#Cancel The Air B n B – 09/19/2020 Show

435

The Little Cathy Incident – 09/12/2020 Show

436

Burning Up The Fax Machine – 09/05/2020 Show

437

The Henderson File – 08/29/2020 Show

438

Dingtember – Thanks For The Bolts

439

Old Betty Explores RedTube

440

Tribute To The Madhouse Live 15 Year Anniversary – 07/16/2020

441

I Didn’t Buy A Damn Vagina Wig – 08/22/2020 Show

442

Dwight Makes The Orders – 12/12/2015

443

Postmates Says “Shut The Fuck Up”

444

The Fax Machine Closes The Hotel

445

The Shoe Scammers

446

The Vagina Wig Monologue

447

The Box Of Big Blue Dicks – 08/15/2020 Show

448

$82 Restaurant Bankruptcy

449

Shes Got Big Blue Dicks

450

Sosa Delivers To Carlito

451

Dine Rewards Is On The Clock

452

My 2 Year Old Wears Pampers – 08/08/2020 Show

453

Match.com Malfunction

454

The Snake Ate Pixel

455

Pee Pee On Postmates

456

Hacker In My Phone

457

LavaLife Goes Rouge

458

Lois Can Suck My Dick – 08/01/2020 Show

459

Georgia House Swap

460

Priceline Talk With Pookie

461

Comcast Calls Whenever

462

The Hunt For Big Lindey

463

Dirt In Brittany’s Driveway

464

I Steal Neglected Vans

465

Mistaken Thief

466

And What Will That DO !? – 07/25/2020 Show

467

Your Postmates Husband

468

The Invincible Bathtub

469

The Choca Escape

470

Branson’s Instagram

471

Does Your Father Kiss You On The Mouth !? – 07/18/2020 Show

472

Fran The Scooter Lady

473

Front Desk Maderchod

474

I Made Toilet On The Floor

475

The Domestic Air Conditioner Incident

476

I Don’t Know DoorDash

477

The Haunted Waterbed

478

Dad Kisses Daughter On The Mouth

479

Access Denied – 07/11/2020 Show

480

Cockroach Birthday Party

481

Balls Out Of The Ass

482

The Voice Captcha

483

Your Access Is Denied

484

Get Off The Phone And Fist Me

485

Motorcycle Hole Spaces

486

Dwight’s 4th Of July Celebration 2020 – 07/04/2020 Show

487

Minority Volts

488

Gimmie Fireworks

489

Brush My Wife’s Hair !

490

And Then…Karate

491

Burning Holes With Sparklers

492

Scratch N Sniff Lyft Seat

493

Front Desk Hiccups

494

And Another Thing Ray – 06/27/2020 Show

495

The Choking Chinchilla Ft. DJ Gloworm

496

Remote Control Amber

497

One Milk, Extra Pulp – 06/20/2020 Show

498

Whites Orange Juice

499

One Stolen Baby Stroller

500

The Thai Monitor Lizard’s Food

501

Where’s My Product !? – 06/13/2020 Show

502

Wish Bourbon Wigs

503

7-Eleven Meth Survey

504

Throw The Pepsi The Fuck Out

505

Boomer Noom Customer Service

506

Blown Out Ass Jeans

507

Steam Life Insurance Agency

508

Husky Marijuana Thief

509

DoorDash Butthole DNA Test

510

Jock Strap Weekly

511

Steam Life Insurance – 06/06/2020 Show

512

Gloworm Gets Kicked Out Of The House

513

Frost My Salad

514

Dwight’s DoorDash Ostrich Burger

515

Quaker Dwight Gritz

516

Shut The Fuck Up It’s Chime Bank

517

Darius Rucker Auto Parts

518

Back To The Pranks At Hand – 05/30/2020 Show

519

lil Evil Neo’s Pizza Services

520

Dwight & Fleetah DoorDash Customer Service

521

Little Person Lego & Dr. Zolar Foreskin Fight

522

Dwight’s Drunk At Work – 05/09/2020 Show

523

Dwight Drinks At It Works

524

Amazon Takes Back

525

Amazon Raceway

526

Kim Will Deal With This

527

The Pizza Tastes Like Touch – 05/02/2020 Show

528

Why You Calling White Man !?

529

Amazon Overcharge

530

Who Touched The Pizza !?

531

Put The Blunt Down Miss

532

Jo Ann Fabric Says Fuck You ! – 04/25/2020 Show

533

South Beach Rotten Diet

534

Covid-TV

535

Jo-Ann Fabrics Says Fuck You

536

Edible Instacart Panties

537

Indecent Uber Proposal

538

The Prudish Uber Ride – 04/18/2020 Show

539

Optimum Customer Service

540

AMSR Towing

541

Pregnant Eyeballs – 04/11/2020 Show

542

The Adult Roblox Servers

543

Semen Contacts

544

Instacart Mayhem

545

Bill Stole My Knives

546

Fresh Wrapped Bed

547

I Rebuke Justin Timberlake – 04/04/2020 Show

548

The Justin Timberlake Touch

549

Amy’s Door Dash Support

550

Door Dashing The Cheesecake

551

Planet Fitness Cookie Wagon

552

The Power Of Floozy

553

Dwight’s Bird Bath

554

Shitty Tow

555

Bike Fingers

556

The Bike Custody Agreement – 03/28/2020 Show

557

Uncle Larry Doesn’t Play

558

Fighting The Groupon

559

FIFA 20 Quarantine

560

EA Sports: FIFA 20 “Covid 19 Edition” – 03/21/2020 Show

561

Netflix & Rewind

562

Wingstop Attitude Problem

563

I Have Literal Kids

564

The Great Toyota Fire

565

Charlie The MiMi Dog

566

Rubber Ducky Customer Service

567

Nancy’s Explination

568

Thrifty Is Lying On Me !

569

Daylight Savings Poking

570

Moped Of Drugs

571

I’m 100% Straight Edge – 03/14/2020 Show

572

The Adventures Of Hondo – 03/07/2020 Show

573

Truck For Daughter

574

Black Man With Shave Powder

575

Turkey Baster Wife – 02/29/2020 Show

576

She Thinks My Tractors Sexy

577

Luna The Tiger

578

Craigslist Pervert Support

579

I’ve Never Been On Soul Train

580

Hey ! We’re Cousins !

581

You So Pilau LoLo – 02/22/2020 Show

582

Ramen Noodles Checking In

583

Traffic Jam Pizza Delivery

584

Attention Seeking Abortionist

585

Thief Insurance

586

The BBC Vs. The Asian

587

Why Don’t We Move You

588

Don’t Masturbate In My Underwear – 02/08/2020 Show

589

Move The Interracial Couple

590

Don’t Masturbate In My Underwear (Call)

591

The Dirty Ice

592

Send In The Ghostbusters

593

Super Bowl LIV After Show – 02/02/2020

594

Burger King Penis Lineup

595

Wearing Levi Jeans To Burger King – 02/01/2020 Show

596

Living In Sin

597

Sandy At The Red Roof Inn

598

Public Breast Feeding

599

Stolen Antlers

600

Vince I’m Busy

601

Dwight’s Retarded Cousin

602

High Risk Pregnancy

603

Valentines Day Dog

604

Dwight Steals Your Heart & Your Sh*t – 01/25/2020 Show

605

Your Name Dwight Ain’t It

606

Sex Computer – 01/18/2020 Show

607

Kevin Spacey Touched Me

608

My Van Got Bass

609

Genital Pictures

610

Sex Computer (Call)

611

Not Taking Care Of Your Animals

612

The Texaco Saga

613

Send Me Her Pinky

614

Search Me

615

Sexy Underwear Delivery

616

Home Depot Grill Delivery

617

WWE Alexa Bliss Stalker

618

Citizens Arrest – 01/11/2020 Show

619

Heroin Milk

620

Jimmy Johns Delivery Area

621

Don’t Send The Promotions – 01/04/2020 Show

622

Awkward Interview

623

The Fortnite Family

624

The Klan Cook

625

ICP Scare Tactics

626

Two Teef Records

627

Sebastian Gets To Snapin’

628

Dominating Fortnite – 12/28/2019 Show

629

7-Eleven Corporate Office

630

The Tales Of Old Fat Belt

631

Dumping 30 Hispanics

632

Shell Corporate Office

633

Go Over Your Rights

634

WWE Carmella Robbed Me ! (Call)

635

WWE Carmella Robbed Me – 12-21-2019 Show

636

Bitchin’ Jr.

637

Wrecking Ron – 09/02/2014 Show

638

The Mud Dam

639

I Know How The Pizza Works

640

The Human Sprinkler – 12/7/2019 Show

641

OMG Haircut

642

Shut Up F*%k Mouth

643

Ethnic BLT

644

The Human Sprinkler (Call)

645

Ninja Dental Floss

646

Omaha Meats

647

Pranksgiving 2019

648

Bust Buddies

649

TV’s Off The Wall

650

Motorized Dwight

651

Farmers Market Sex Shop

652

Pandora Bling Bling Jewelry

653

You Should Put This On YouTube

654

Front Desk Skin Condition

655

I Got Friends In Texas

656

I Spilled The Keg

657

Drinking From The Toilet

658

I Give You That 911 Number

659

Stay For Free

660

Indian White Knight

661

Ass Pallets

662

The Motel Mop

663

Fast & Furious In Room 211 – 11/09/2019 Show

664

The PG&E Outage – 10/26/2019 Show

665

Little Blue Cripple Boy Towing

666

McDonald’s Towing

667

Little Blue Cripple Boy – 10/12/2019 Show

668

The Rosie O’Donnell Interview

669

Chipper As Fuck

670

One Woman To My Room

671

Dwight & Danny DeVito

672

Prison Grilled Cheese

673

Animal Clinic Child Support

674

Bunk Beds In 215

675

Spay My Daughter – 09/21/2019 Show

676

Missing The Point

677

Excessive Time Fee

678

Do I Get Gloves ?

679

Missing Honda Civic

680

The Braille Fork

681

Carlito Is A Machine

682

Borrowing The Drone

683

Nipple Port Charger – 09/14/2019 Show

684

Rat In The Bag

685

Friday The 13th – 09/13/2019 Show

686

No You Called Me !

687

Slasher Mattress

688

Prostitution Payment

689

Cause You’re A Woman

690

Feral Cat Attack Squad

691

Take This Reservation Seriously

692

HoBoCoN 2019 Live From Chicago

693

Soaking The Bed

694

Building My Pet Sematary

695

I Ate The Worm

696

Pee Pool

697

Brother’s Surprise

698

Mark’s Scooter

699

Call For Further Instructions

700

Employees Must Wash Hands – 08/31/2019 Show

701

Dwight’s Impossible Burger King Experience

702

I’m Certainly Not Done – 08/24/2019

703

Drinkin’ & Workin’

704

No Change Maid

705

Motel Internet

706

You’re Getting Free Furniture – 08/10/2019 Show

707

Fu*k You Mother Fu**ker

708

Between You And Apple Pay

709

Sister For Pizza

710

Drag Queen Wipe

711

But It’s Blue !

712

Recycled Moped

713

Licking B*tch

714

Dust Yourself Off & Cry Again – 07/27/2019 Show

715

Unlock The Angry Birds

716

It’s Getting Hot In Here

717

The Yellow Prius Nurse

718

Your Sister Was Your Wife?

719

No Gandu For You

720

Blood Donation Liz

721

Farted Out My Back

722

Foot Job Dwight

723

The Big Q In Room 215

724

Mouth F**k That Toe

725

Dwight’s 3rd Strike – 07/20/2019 Show

726

It’s Just The Pizza Guy !

727

The Night The Light’s Went Out In New York – 07/13/2019 Show

728

You Will Not Yell At Me !

729

The Herb

730

Chief Manure Hwy

731

I Know You’re New

732

Peanut Butter Birth Control

733

Going To Wally World

734

My Favorite Socks

735

Women Have Rights In America (Call)

736

Carlito Confuses The Address

737

Dwight Takes The Mobile Home

738

Dwight Cuts A Rug – 06/22/2019

739

Borrowing Marty’s Car

740

God’s Tool – 06/15/2019 Show

741

The Braces Next Door

742

God’s Tool Room (Call)

743

The Marijuana Horse

744

Try My Ring

745

The Snake Eyes Treatment

746

All Calls Are Recorded – 06/08/2019 Show

747

Roy’s Hand Pistol

748

Stolen Moped Habit

749

Cry Baby Call Recorder

750

Roy’s Bike Saw

751

Beach Cruiser Barbie – 06/01/2019 Show

752

The Ethnic Housekeeping

753

The Lost Weather Balloon

754

Banana Pikachu (Call)

755

Banana Pikachu – 05/25/19 Show

756

Drunk On Mothers Day

757

Wha Happen Bitch

758

The Bleeding Daughter

759

The Sanitary Napkins – 05/18/2019 Show

760

The Front Desk Predator

761

The 79 Year Old Incident

762

We Don’t Take Pets

763

Jason’s Mom Takes A Shit

764

The Chicken Toucher

765

The Dog Birth

766

The Whole Lot Of Nothin’ Show – 05/11/2019

767

Just Say No

768

The Denny’s Girlfriend

769

Crash Call – Do Me A Favor

770

Don’t GPS & Drive – 05/04/2019 Show

771

Crash Call – You Told Him To GPS

772

Crash Call – Accident Bro

773

Crash Call – Indian Food Order

774

Crash Call – Flipped 13 Times

775

The Electric Gas Scooter

776

The Left Handed Flush

777

Mrs. Doubtfire’s Missing T.V.

778

Crash Call – Indian Bad Word

779

Apple Care Fellatio

780

3 star cockroach

781

I Have A Colored

782

Ingrown Toenail Disability

783

The Breast Milk Has Gone Sour

784

Combative Neighbors

785

Stolen Arrowheads

786

Another Black Man Goes To Jail

787

The Yoga Rights

788

They Don’t Get Hard At 70

789

The Turkey Gun

790

Clean It Up Little Doggy

791

Jim Wagner Fuck You

792

The Narc Hotel

793

Trim My Tree Then

794

The Silent Lunk Alarm Upgrade

795

Kevin The Dealer

796

No 420 Smoking On Dwight’s Birthday !

797

Shower Activities

798

The Treadmill Wipe – 04/13/2019 Show

799

The Wandering T.V.

800

More Carpet In Room 115

801

The Moving Asshole

802

The Dog’s Consent

803

The Honest Felon

804

Emotional Support Monkey

805

The Janitors Position

806

Wiping With The Treadmill

807

Enforceable Tungsten Skeleton Replacement

808

Pro-Homo’s

809

Carlito Scoots

810

Carlito’s Rope Ladder Adventure

811

Curbside Abandonment

812

Carlito’s Elevator Fireworks

813

The Father Wife

814

NO smoking property

815

Rental Car Curb Side Return 04/06/2019 Show

816

Fucking Hug-Oh

817

I Have A Mustache

818

The Furry Elevator

819

The Lemon Pledge Was Towed

820

The Unanimous Calls

821

You Stole It (The Toilet)

822

Special Education Front Desk

823

Mom Says Hang Up The Phone

824

Theresa Rents A Room 2

825

Theresa Rents A Room 4

826

Theresa Rents A Room 6

827

Douche Bag Voicemail

828

The Vegetarian Room

829

Berniece Finds Understanding

830

Theresa Rents A Room 5

831

Roy’s Turtle Bay

832

Work From Home Line Cook

833

Theresa Rents A Room 3

834

Theresa Rents A Room 1

835

Cuddle Advertising

836

Don’t Go Downstairs – 03/09/2019 Show

837

Does It Mouse ?

838

My Dog Meth

839

Keep The Trash In Your Yard

840

I Might Rent

841

The Couch Stays Here

842

The Skype Error Show

843

Jet Will Not Look That Up

844

I Still Need Help

845

Shit Hotel Puke

846

Dwight The Cannibal Chef

847

The Last Blockbuster

848

I’ll Meet You In The Prison – 02/24/2019 Show

849

Motel Reverse Discrimination

850

The Motel Hellraiser

851

Tell Your Mama Drew !

852

Red Roof Bed Tossing

853

The Cracker Barrel Voyeur

854

Motel Parole

855

Dwight’s Valentines Day Revenge 02/14/2019

856

Prank Calls – Natasha Runs The Desk

857

I Love Scooby Doo

858

He’s Calling Me Names Now !

859

What Are You Doing Right Now?

860

The Human Centipede Situation

861

The Ashtray Or Floor

862

The Wrath Of Natasha

863

Cheating With Mr. Smith

864

The Peckerwood In Room 111

865

The Valentines Tow Job

866

God Peed In My Mouth

867

Cat_Astrop3’s Hat O’ Mad

868

Floating Fur In The Toilet

869

I Eat Ass For $200

870

Dwight’s Abusive Caretaker

871

Mariah The Front Desk Spy

872

Cat_Astroph3’s Gerbil Is On The Loose

873

Dwight The Rock Johnson

874

The Semen Blocking Pills

875

Hes All Around Average

876

The Adventures Of Cat Astroph3 & MadHatt3r111

877

The Toilet Is Self Aware !

878

Carlito – Why Is My Pee Yellow?

879

Carlito – The Toilet Is Asking For Batteries

880

You Just A Little Man

881

Carlito & The Shirtless Yogurt Sauce

882

The Dog Chicken Negotiations

883

Carlito – My Girl’s Ticks

884

The Toilet Has Low Batteries

885

The Bathroom T.V.

886

Carlito & The Whites Only Room

887

Ray’s Lost Car

888

The Indian On The Toilet

889

Carlito Puts The Money In The Mouth

890

Push The Beds Together

891

Dwight’s Stuck On The Toilet

892

The Toilet Has Become Self Aware – Call

893

Ray Quit Smoking With Chantex

894

The Hypothetically Show

895

Landlord Roberta

896

Stolen Xbox Live Gold Membership

897

The Sickness That Is Dwight

898

The Toilet Sandwich

899

Twitter Complainer – Bye Boy

900

I’m In The Bathroom..What’s Next !?

901

Don’t Talk To A Lady Like That !

902

The Stolen Home Sale

903

The Junk Man Comes

904

Don’t Flush The Toilet (Call)

905

Dwight’s Squatters Rights

906

Roommate Interrogation

907

Twitter Complainer – Kevin’s Canceled Contract

908

The Floors Of Gold

909

Don’t Flush The Door Show

910

The Curse Of Chocolate Thunder

911

Dad Buys His Son A Birthday Hooker

912

Twitter Complainer – Accelerated Help Fee

913

One Order Of Bhen Chod Your Sister

914

This Is Not How Business Works

915

A Very Merry Dwightmas

916

The Bhenchod 9-1-1 Call

917

Bahen Chod 9-1-1

918

Weaponized Cancer Call 2 Of 3

919

Customer Service By Carol (RBCP)

920

Weaponized Cancer

921

Get Your Check Book Out (Failed Pizza Delivery)

922

Welcome To The Customer Service Transfer Loop

923

Teach Me How To Do My Job

924

Dwight Needs A Job, RBCP Needs To Order Drugs

925

Weaponized Cancer Call 3 Of 3

926

The Hotel Kickbacks

927

It’s BIG HANK !

928

I Watch A lot Of Live PD

929

Weaponized Cancer Call 1 Of 3

930

Meatloaf For Dinner.exe

931

The Expensive Pizza

932

A Group Of Muslims

933

Everything’s Broke In This Hotel

934

The Starbucks Attitude

935

Pranksgiving 2018

936

Five Men, One Room & The Marijuana (CALL)

937

Prank Calls – Five Men, One Room & The Marijuana

938

The Loom For Rent

939

Ryan Scratched The Car

940

Hotel Room Pool (Call)

941

The Hotel Room Pool Show

942

Indian Restaurant – F*ck On Your Face

943

Bowling Ball Machine OFFLINE

944

Ignore That Completely (Call)