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Daily Earnings: Hardware Rewiring & Supply Hoarding (CSCO, USAR) | May 13

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USA Rare Earth (USAR): Panic buying magnets & a $2.8B stock dilution [Q1 2026]

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Cisco (CSCO): The $1B AI pivot & designing gear with 50% less memory [Q3 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Cold War Plutonium & Tariff Turnarounds (OKLO, UAA, NXT) | May 12

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D-Wave (QBTS): The $33M bookings boom & the revenue accounting trap [Q1 2026]

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Nextpower (NXT): The AI data center pivot & a $32M tax illusion [Q4 2026]

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Oklo (OKLO): A $2.5B war chest, Cold War fuel & 229-day reactor builds [Q1 2026]

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Under Armour (UAA): The $70M government gamble & the end of the Curry era [Q4 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Hard Grid Limits, Deleted Revenue & Gold (PLUG, HIMS, B) | May 11

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AST SpaceMobile (ASTS): The Q2 capex cliff & stacking tuna cans in orbit [Q1 2026]

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Hims & Hers (HIMS): Torching a $33M GLP-1 supply & the branded weight-loss pivot [Q1 2026]

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Barrick (B): Surviving Mali's gold heist & the upcoming North America IPO [Q1 2026]

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Plug Power (PLUG): The $579M cash hostage & an AI grid bottleneck bailout [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Physical bottlenecks and legacy buyouts (BAM, ENB) | May 8

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Brookfield (BAM): The $20B real estate blitz & a looming Oaktree margin hit [Q1 2026]

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Enbridge (ENB): The AI energy bottleneck & the $300M permitting trap [Q1 2026]

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Wendy's (WEN): The margin cost of fresh beef & a 1,000-store China bet [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: AI labor cuts & margin subsidies (NET, MCD, RKLB) | May 7

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Rocket Lab (RKLB): Weaponizing a hot stock & buying suppliers out of spite [Q1 2026]

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CoreWeave (CRWV): The 1% margin panic & treating AI chips like real estate [Q1 2026]

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Airbnb (ABNB): 60% AI code & the 'Pay Later' booking boom [Q1 2026]

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Cloudflare (NET): 34% growth, AI replacing 1,100 jobs & the margin shock [Q1 2026]

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Canadian Natural (CNQ): The political capital strike & hacking oil limits [Q1 2026]

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McDonald's (MCD): The Minecraft hangover & the sub-$3 margin trap [Q1 2026]

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Nutrien (NTR): Geopolitical windfalls, robot miners & a phosphate exit [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Agentic AI Rewrites Software & Hardware (UBER, APP, ARM) | May 6

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DoorDash (DASH): The $50M gas penalty & the triple tech stack dilemma [Q1 2026]

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AppLovin (APP): The 85% margin ad engine & the rise of autonomous AI buyers [Q1 2026]

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Arm (ARM): Liquid-cooled CPUs & dodging a partner revolt [Q4 2026]

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Uber (UBER): Autonomous AI coders & the new capital-light robotaxi era [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Grid Walls, Sovereign Taxes & AI Coders (SMCI, AMD) | May 5

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Cameco (CCJ): Bypassing the spot market & the US government's 8% cut [Q1 2026]

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Super Micro Computer (SMCI): The data center power bottleneck & a $6.6B cash burn [Q3 2026]

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Lumentum (LITE): Nvidia's $2B bankroll & the AI hardware supply squeeze [Q3 2026]

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Marathon Petroleum (MPC): Profiting from supply shocks & dodging SPR brokers [Q1 2026]

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Advanced Micro Devices (AMD): Agentic AI revives the CPU & a 15% US tariff [Q1 2026]

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Shopify (SHOP): The $116M lending trap & the bots writing half the code [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Ruthless optimization and bypassing the AI tax (PINS, PLTR, PSKY) | May 4

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Pinterest (PINS): The $2B balance sheet shocker & bypassing the big-tech AI trap [Q1 2026]

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Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings (NCLH): Broken demand machine, cut-year guide [Q1 2026]

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Palantir (PLTR): The AI token paradox & selling $1.6B with 7 reps [Q1 2026]

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Paramount Skydance (PSKY): The $2.1B Netflix fee & deleting 1.9M users [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Tech's Fossil Pivot & Naked Hedges (CVX, XOM) | May 1

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Dominion Energy (D): The 50GW AI power surge & measuring customer anger [Q1 2026]

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Linde (LIN): Stagnant volumes, Gulf Coast delays & rocket fuel [Q1 2026]

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Exxon Mobil (XOM): The $4B naked hedge & conjuring a phantom refinery [Q1 2026]

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Chevron (CVX): The $3B accounting trap & plugging Microsoft into the Permian [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: The zero-sum hardware margin war (AAPL, SNDK, CAT) | Apr 30

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Royal Caribbean (RCL): The 40% airfare trap & private island economics [Q1 2026]

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Caterpillar (CAT): The $12B AI power surge & eating a $600M tariff tax [Q1 2026]

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Western Digital (WDC): The AI data exhaust pipe & wiping out $3.1B in debt [Q3 2026]

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Apple (AAPL): Tim Cook steps down & tearing up the balance sheet playbook [Q2 2026]

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SanDisk (SNDK): $11B in hostage money & the $42B subscription pivot [Q3 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Accounting illusions mask the AI CapEx bill (AMZN, GOOGL, META) | Apr 29

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Microsoft (MSFT): A $25B hardware inflation tax & the end of seat licenses [Q3 2026]

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Amazon (AMZN): The $53B AI debt binge & a shadow chip empire [Q1 2026]

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Alphabet (GOOGL): The $0 buyback freeze & the off-cloud hardware pivot [Q1 2026]

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Meta Platforms (META): The EPS hallucination & funding silicon with layoffs [Q1 2026]

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Teradyne (TER): The $1.1B AI hardware lag & breaking monopolies [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Optical Illusions & Power Limits (STX, KO) | Apr 28

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Robinhood (HOOD): The 60M child pipeline & the death of the $25k day trader rule [Q1 2026]

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Bloom Energy (BE): The 2.45GW Oracle deal & bypassing the broken grid [Q1 2026]

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Coca-Cola (KO): The 6-day calendar trick & a $14B IRS tax bomb [Q1 2026]

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Booking Holdings (BKNG): The March transit freeze & the AI checkout [Q1 2026]

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Seagate (STX): Sold out until 2028 & the massive Agentic AI storage boom [Q3 2026]

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Nucor (NUE): Crushing foreign steel dumpers & front-running the AI grid crisis

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Daily Earnings: Software Precision Replaces Brute Force | Apr 27

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Amkor (AMKR): Passing the AI inflation bill & factory floor Tetris [Q1 2026]

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Cadence (CDNS): The hidden AI utility meter & a $180M cash illusion [Q1 2026]

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Verizon (VZ): The death of free phones & renting fiber to hyperscalers [Q1 2026]

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Domino's (DPZ): The AI pizza hostage & bankrupting 450 rivals [Q1 2026]

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Daily Earnings: Heavy industry funds the off-grid AI expansion | Apr 24

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SLB (SLB): The $200M Middle East conflict tax & the Nvidia data center pivot [Q1 2026]

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Procter & Gamble (PG): The $261M trash bag illusion & robot-run night shifts [Q3 2026]

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Baker Hughes (BKR): The 1.2GW AI power pivot & surviving the Hormuz blockade [Q1 2026]

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NextEra Energy (NEE): "Infinite return" gas plants & a $700M yieldco wipeout [Q1 2026]

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SAP (SAP): The €135M stock crash bailout & the death of NPS [Q1 2026]

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Newmont (NEM): Earthquakes, floods & a massive $6B buyback machine [Q1 2026]

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Intel (INTC): Scraping the supply closet & the Musk Terafab alliance [Q1 2026]

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Nokia (NOK): Ramping California laser fabs to feed an 18-month AI bottleneck [Q1 2026]

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Union Pacific (UNP): The $1T Berkshire excuse & AI-automated yards [Q1 2026]

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Lockheed Martin (LMT): The $291M software glitch & rewriting defense rules [Q1 2026]

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ServiceNow (NOW): AI token pricing, a $4B cyber loan & the DOJ probe [Q1 2026]

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Kinder Morgan (KMI): The AI power boom & squeezing yield from empty tanks [Q1 2026]

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Boeing (BA): Missing luxury seats, 777X teardowns & a $6.9B debt flush [Q1 2026]

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Lam Research (LRCX): The clean room squeeze & AI's $40B memory upgrade [Q3 2026]

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Tesla (TSLA): The $25B AI spending spree & the Hardware 3 reality check [Q1 2026]

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United Airlines (UAL): The $340M fuel shock & the unbundling of business class [Q1 2026]

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Alaska Air (ALK): The 400% Singapore fuel trap & masking the Hawaiian numbers [Q1 2026]

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Halliburton (HAL): Sold-out shale fleets & the literal cost of global conflict [Q1 2026]

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UnitedHealth Group (UNH): Shedding 1.3M members & the 30-second AI doctor [Q1 2026]

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Northrop Grumman (NOC): Selling its own planes & the $2.5B bomber bill [Q1 2026]

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RTX Corporation (RTX): Reusable drone swarms & the 1% headcount scaling code [Q1 2026]

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GE Aerospace (GE): $23B in panic-buying & a broken supply chain [Q1 2026]

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Nano-X Imaging (NNOX): A $17M factory write-off & the med-tech waiting game [Q4 2025]

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Cleveland-Cliffs (CLF): An $80M weather trap & the death of the aluminum car [Q1 2026]

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Ericsson (ERIC): The hidden AI tax & pivoting 5G to war-time tech [Q1 2026]

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Alcoa Corporation (AA): Aluminum strength lifted profit, but cash flow went negative [Q1 2026]

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Netflix (NFLX): The Warner fee, Japan's surge and a tougher Q2 read [Q1 2026]

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Abbott Laboratories (ABT): Fixing a 9-month colonoscopy queue & rare deflation [Q1 2026]

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TSMC (TSM): The $56B agentic AI mandate & a permanent globalization tax [Q1 2026]

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ASML (ASML): 1,000-watt lasers, software patches & the €40B geopolitics shrug [Q1 2026]

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CarMax (KMX): The hotel CEO, algorithmic price chops & sub-prime risk [Q4 2026]

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Johnson & Johnson (JNJ): The Stelara cliff & obsoleting rivals on purpose [Q1 2026]

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Gloo (GLOO): Guardrailing God's AI & a massive $143M debt-to-equity flip [Q4 2025]

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Horizon Aircraft (HOVR): The anti-air taxi bet & dropping a wing fan [Q3 2026]

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JPMorgan (JPM): Dimon's arbitrage threat and the truth about AI in banking [Q1 2026]

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Goldman Sachs (GS): The Treasury AI summons & running the capital tank hot [Q1 2026]

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WD-40 (WDFC): The AI earnings hallucination & the 120-day oil forcefield [Q2 2026]

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BlackBerry (BB): The AI safety layer & the 50M share mystery [Q4 2026]

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Constellation Brands (STZ): Flying blind into the World Cup & Pacifico's surge [Q4 2026]

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Applied Digital (APLD): Shrinking revenue to double profit & 1.2GW of shadow power [Q3 2026]

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Delta Air Lines (DAL): The $2B fuel shock & the macro-immune traveler [Q1 2026]

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Aehr Test Systems (AEHR): The AI bookings surge & a simple clock error [Q3 2026]

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Levi Strauss (LEVI): The hidden $35M tariff sandbag & the pivot past denim [Q1 2026]

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T1 Energy (TE): The solar fire sale & flipping solar for AI servers [Q4 2025]

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Beyond Meat (BYND): The 5x share dilution & the pivot to GLP-1 diet drinks [Q4 2025]

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NIKE (NKE): The $4B sneaker purge & the $230M cost of abandoning DTC [Q3 2026]

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Sigma Lithium (SGML): Monetizing waste dust & the $151M liquidity cliff [Q4 2025]

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Fermi America (FRMI): The sprint to build-up AI Power Infrastructure [Q4 2025]

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Carnival (CCL): Cruise ships & the $500M fuel landmine [Q1 2026]

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The Metals Company (TMC): Seabed mining & scavenging dead oil rigs [Q4 2025]

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Veritone (VERI) Q4-25 earnings: Sold out of AI data & the fast-food camera barter

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PONY AI (PONY) Q4-25 earnings: The $132M trading illusion & the zero-CapEx robotaxi

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Argan (AGX) Q4-26 earnings: Building the physical AI grid & the 25% margin pop

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Karman Holdings (KRMN) Q4-25 earnings: The $1B backlog & the cost-plus margin trap

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Worthington (WOR) Q3-26 earnings: The accidental AI cooling play & a $205M cash drain

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Ondas (ONDS) Q4-25 earnings: The $82M paper loss & a $550M defense prime pivot

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PDD Holdings (PDD) (the Temu guys): Chinese ecommerce & the price of a rural moat

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Chewy (CHWY) Q4-25 earnings: Betting on humanoids & an 84% Autoship fortress

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Vertical Aerospace (EVTL) Q4-25 earnings: Weather delays, ticking clocks & a defense pivot

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Velo3D (VELO) Q4-25 earnings: Biting a $7M bullet to build a 400-machine defense empire

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Draganfly (DPRO) Q4-25 earnings: $90M in cash, a CFO mic fumble & the 80% services crash

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Bionano (BNGO) Q4-25 earnings: The power-user pivot & a brutal supply chain trap

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WeRide (WRD) Q4-25 earnings: Standalone robotaxi profits & the 1-to-40 human ratio

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Planet Labs (PL) Q4-26 earnings: The $152M paper loss & the pivot to heavy metal defense

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Accenture (ACN) Q2-26 earnings: The 5-day cash miracle & the death of the billable hour

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Alibaba (BABA) Q3-26 earnings: The silicon straitjacket & a $100B cloud hack

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FedEx (FDX) Q3-26 earnings: Historic peak profit & a $120M grounded fleet hit

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Boyd Group (BGSI) Q4-25 earnings: The $1.2B buyout & an accidental holiday walkout

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Jabil (JBL) Q2-26 earnings: The AI cooling retrofit & a $1B infrastructure land grab

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General Mills (GIS) Q3-26 earnings: Slashing prices & the great Q4 calendar trick

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Micron (MU) Q2-26 earnings: 70% price hikes & why AI is starving the PC supply chain

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Elbit Systems (ESLT) Q4-25 earnings: Airborne lasers & the $28B backlog bottleneck

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DocuSign (DOCU) Q4-26 earnings: The $2B buyback wall & the death of the user seat

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Lululemon (LULU) Q4-25 earnings: Starving the sales rack & a looming proxy war

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Oklo (OKLO) Q4-25 earnings: The $2.5B war chest & dodging the nuclear idiot index

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WaterBridge (WBI) Q4-25 earnings: A $20M Excel mistake & the debt-heavy dividend

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Semtech (SMTC) Q4-26 earnings: The $80 AI optical leap & hunting for used fab gear

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Forgent (FPS) Q2-26 earnings: Hoarding factory workers & a 2.6x AI order boom

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Dollar Tree (DLTR) Q4-25 earnings: The $100M price tag swap & the multi-price payoff

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Lennar (LEN) Q1-26 earnings: The exit of corporate landlords & the 14% incentive trap

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Wheaton (WPM) Q4-25 earnings: $746M in "lazy cash" & why BHP traded silver for dirt

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DICK'S (DKS) Q4-25 earnings: The Foot Locker sneaker purge & GameChanger's ad moat

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Ulta Beauty (ULTA) Q4-25 earnings: Beating retail shrink & masking slower footfall

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Adobe (ADBE) Q1-26 earnings: The 18-year CEO exit & the death of stock photos

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Dollar General (DG) Q4-25 earnings: Ripping out self-checkout & killing pOpshelf.

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Campbell's (CPB) Q2-26 earnings: Halted buybacks & the 7% snack margin collapse

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UiPath (PATH) Q4-26 earnings: The profit mirage & automating the "Department of War"

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Franco-Nevada (FNV) Q4-25 earnings: The 90% margin paradox & built-in oil upside

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Uranium Energy Corp (UEC) Q2-26 earnings: The $101 spot win & the 15-year paperwork trap

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Oracle (ORCL) Q3-26 earnings: The 15% TikTok stake & $29B in customer-funded GPUs

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NIO (NIO) Q4-25 earnings: The historic first profit & scaling an EV virtual power plant

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Voyager (VOYG) Q4-25 earnings: The $450M stealth raise & the new gunpowder moat

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Unusual Machines (UMAC) Q4-25 earnings: The $3B defense pivot & a $15M parts hoard

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Vail Resorts (MTN) Q2-26 earnings: The outdoor SaaS weather shield & Gen Z pass pivot

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Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) Q1-26 earnings: Ruthless pricing & the $5B AI waitlist

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Algonquin (AQN) Q4-25 earnings: Fleeing Canada & the $97M billing software trap

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Canadian Natural (CNQ) Q4-25 earnings: A $5B accounting illusion & the shifted buyback goalposts

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Marvell (MRVL) Q4-26 earnings: The $1B AI outlook raise & erased legacy segments

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Ciena (CIEN) Q1-26 earnings: The $7B optical backlog and selling 2027 factory slots

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Costco (COST) Q2-26 earnings: The ChatGPT pricing hack & a diluted membership moat

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NexGen Energy (NXE) Q4-25 earnings: The $1.1B war chest & the $200 uranium bet

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Dycom (DY) Q4-26 earnings: The $2B AI plumbing pivot & building fake training towns

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Okta (OKTA) Q4-26 earnings: The Agentic AI pivot & a massive $1B buyback

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American Eagle (AEO) Q4-25 earnings: Wiping $210M of debt & why Aerie banned AI models

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Broadcom (AVGO) Q1-26 earnings: The $100B AI forecast & weaponizing the supply chain

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Best Buy (BBY) Q4-26 earnings: The $900M ad network hiding inside a tech retailer

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GitLab (GTLB) Q4-26 earnings: The $1B ARR milestone & a brutal accounting lag trap

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Target (TGT) Q4-25 earnings: Pre-pandemic shrink & the $5B cure for broom closet logistics

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CrowdStrike (CRWD) Q4-26 earnings: The $160M apology wedge & a quiet margin boost

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Quantum Computing (QUBT) Q4-25 earnings: $1.5B in the bank, but only $198K in sales

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Riot Platforms (RIOT) Q4-25 earnings: Liquidating Bitcoin to become AI landlords

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Plug Power (PLUG) Q4-25 earnings: The $763M kitchen sink & the AI data center pivot

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MongoDB (MDB) Q4-26 earnings: The 25% stock crash, a $100M mega-deal & an executive purge

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Norwegian (NCLH) Q4-25 earnings: A $95M ghost app and the CEO's war on corporate silos

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Berkshire Hathaway (BRK-B) Q4-25 earnings: A $370B cash pile & $0 in Q4 buybacks

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Monster Beverage (MNST) Q4-25 earnings: The $2B winter quarter & the aluminum tariff trap

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Dell (DELL) Q4-26 earnings: The $43B AI backlog & the return of pandemic pricing

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Rocket Lab (RKLB) Q4-25 earnings: The outsourced tank failure & orbiting AI servers

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CoreWeave (CRWV) Q4-25 earnings: The $67B backlog & the penalty for building too fast

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Block (SQ) Q4-25 earnings: The AI workforce purge & monetizing shadow credit scores

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Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) Q4-25 earnings: The data blackout & the PSKY bidding war

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Paramount Skydance (PSKY) Q4-25 earnings: Exiting 5M subscribers to chase a WBD mega-merger

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Zoom (ZM) Q4-26 earnings: The $532M Anthropic windfall masks a $75M data center bill

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Snowflake (SNOW) Q4-26 earnings: The $400M megadeal & throttling AI to save client budgets

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Salesforce (CRM) Q4-26 earnings: The $50B buyback pivot & the death of per-seat pricing

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NVIDIA (NVDA) Q4-26 earnings: The $11B data center surge & the end of pro-forma AI

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Axon (AXON) Q4-25 earnings: $14.4B in backlog & surviving the SaaSpocalypse

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First Solar (FSLR) Q4-25 earnings: The EPS blackout & a $150M idle factory strategy

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Elanco (ELAN) Q4-25 earnings: Phantom debt, the $202M cleanup & the vet bill squeeze

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Workday (WDAY) Q4-26 earnings: Taxing AI parasites & the $130M founder shakeup

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MercadoLibre (MELI) Q4-25 earnings: 3M new credit cards & the great margin sacrifice

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Home Depot (HD) Q4-25 earnings: The 28% roofing collapse & forced repair economy

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Dominion Energy (D) Q4-25 earnings: The $15B AI grid surge & offshore wind's costly error

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Domino's (DPZ) Q4-25 earnings: The zero-pricing strategy & the hidden insurance squeeze

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Hims & Hers (HIMS) Q4-25 earnings: The $65M regulatory trap & negative free cash flow

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Deere & Company (DE) Q1-26 earnings: Eating $600M in tariffs & the AI earthmover boom

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PPL Corporation (PPL) Q4-25 earnings: The 25GW AI power boom & the zeroed-out JV

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Opendoor (OPEN) Q4-25 earnings: A $1B paper bomb & the ruthless SaaS slaughterhouse

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Etsy (ETSY) Q4-25 earnings: The $1.2B Depop reset & the end of the US hangover

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Newmont (NEM) Q4-25 earnings: A $3B cash machine, an abandoned mine & the Barrick war

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Teck Resources (TECK) Q4-25 earnings: 50% margins, broken shiploaders & dodging tariffs

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Targa Resources (TRGP) Q4-25 earnings: Record EBITDA, $1B CapEx blitz & a 5-year tax pass

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Southern Company (SO) Q4-25 earnings: The $123M debt penalty & the end of Plant Vogtle

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Walmart (WMT) Q4-26 earnings: Ads hit 33% of profits & e-commerce margin inflection

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Nutrien (NTR) Q4-25 earnings: The $300M weather trap & the rise of robot miners

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Occidental (OXY) Q4-25 earnings: Surviving $59 oil & the end of the M&A era

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Carvana (CVNA) Q4-25 earnings: The $685M tax windfall & the cost of "backsliding"

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DoorDash (DASH) Q4-25 earnings: The $4B record, the cash flow crash & a risky tech rebuild

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Booking Holdings (BKNG) Q4-25 earnings: The 25-to-1 stock split & a $550M efficiency pivot

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Garmin (GRMN) Q4-25 earnings: The Fitness super-cycle & a guidance blackout

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Analog Devices (ADI) earnings: The $2B AI pivot & the end of the industrial recession

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Somnigroup (SGI) earnings: blaming the weather and buying the monopoly

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Labcorp (LH) earnings: The consumer genetics drag and a $50M revenue cut

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Leidos (LDOS) earnings: Tripling CapEx to build for the "Department of War"

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Wendy's (WEN) earnings: The stock rally behind the 11% sales drop

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Cameco (CCJ) earnings: $1.2B revenue and the missing CEO

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Enbridge (ENB) earnings: Meta, AI power, and the "full flight" oil trade

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Rivian (RIVN) earnings: Sales fell 26% but gross profit quadrupled

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American Electric Power (AEP) earnings: The 56GW AI forecast and the $8B bill

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Anheuser-Busch (BUD) earnings: The zero-alcohol boom vs. a China crash

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Coinbase (COIN) earnings: The $667M loss vs. the $1.7B buyback

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Applied Materials (AMAT) earnings: The clean room shortage and the $253M legal fix

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Brookfield (BN) earnings: $11.6B in shadow revenue and the BNT merger

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Airbnb (ABNB) earnings: The $1B seasonal profit drop and the pivot to hotels

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Hilton (HLT) earnings: The "AI complex" construction bet

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Kraft Heinz (KHC) earnings: The $600M bill for "unearned" prices

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Cisco (CSCO) earnings: The tax bill that hid a $2.1B AI boom

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Shopify earnings (SHOP): The $124B record quarter the market hated

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McDonald's (MCD) earnings: Record traffic, flat revenue, and the CosMc's pivot

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Ferrari (RACE) earnings: Selling fewer cars to make more money

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Robinhood (HOOD) earnings: The $9B asset drop inside a record quarter

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Ford (F) earnings: The $11B loss and the supply chain fire

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Silvercorp (SVM) earnings: the $49 silver windfall masking grade decay

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Coca-Cola (KO) earnings: The $960M BodyArmor hit vs. the $6B Fairlife bill

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Cleveland-Cliffs (CLF) earnings: The "disaster" contract they finally killed

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Becton Dickinson (BDX) earnings: Tariffs vs. the $4B buyback floor

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Apollo (APO) earnings: The “zero software” bet and a hidden record quarter

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Onsemi (ON) earnings: Expanding margins with half-empty factories

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SAP’s €10B Apology: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (061)

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The $431M loss the market loved: Under Armour Q3 2026 earnings - 2.6.2026 (060)

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PAA is officially in "Self-Help" mode: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.6.2026 (059)

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Why did Newell rally 16% on a loss?: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.6.2026 (058)

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Philip Morris is DELETING the Map: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.6.2026 (057)

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Alaska Air's premium seats are effectively SOLD OUT: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.23.2026 (056)

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Barrick's record profits & killed buybacks: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.5.2026 (055)

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Roblox is gentrifying: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.5.2026 (054)

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Amazon’s $200 Billion CAPEX Shock: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.5.2026 (053)

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Sony's Snoopy, Sensors, and a Trillion Yen Illusion: Q3 FY2025 earnings - 2.5.2026 (052)

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Space Rockets & Severance Checks: Linde Q4 2025 earnings - 2.5.2026 (051)

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AbbVie buys a Political Fortress: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.04.2026 (050)

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The "Moat of Sprawl": Uber Q4 2025 earnings - 2.4.2026 (049)

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Taco Bell is CARRYING the team: Yum! Q4 2025 earnings - 2.4.2026 (048)

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The $180 Billion Bet: Alphabet Q4 2025 earnings - 2.4.2026 (047)

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Is the "Pay with PayPal" button dying?: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.3.2026 (046)

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AMD’s "Opportunistic Geometry": Q4 2025 earnings - 2.3.2026 (045)

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The "Rich Man's" Burrito: Chipotle Q4 2025 earnings - 2.3.2026 (044)

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Mickey Meets AI (and a $2B Tax Bill): Q1 2026 earnings - 2.2.2026 (043)

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Palantir Breaks Physics: Q4 2025 earnings - 2.02.2026 (042)

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Exxon is a DINOSAUR with a JETPACK: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.30.2026 (041)

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Colgate-Palmolive's red flag for US economy: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.30.2026 (040)

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Firing humans to serve robots: Master Card Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (039)

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Visa's "Financial Alchemy" & The Rise of Agentic Commerce: Q1 2026 earnings - 1.29.2026 (038)

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Waste Management's "Harvest Year": Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (037)

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Apple breaks the China curse: Q1 2026 earnings - 1.29.2026 (036)

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Thermo Fisher running up the down escalator: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (035)

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Comcast’s "Everyday Pricing" gamble: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (034)

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Caterpillar is now a DATA CENTER stock: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (033)

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Lockheed Martin - "Department of War" wants VOLUME: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (032)

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Canadian Pacific KC is choosing VIOLENCE: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.28.2026 (031)

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Starbucks bought back the traffic: Q1 2026 earnings - 1.28.2026 (030)

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Microsoft just spent $37 BILLION: Q2 2026 earnings - 1.28.2026 (029)

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Meta's shock & awe quarter: Q4 2025 earnings - 1.28.2026 (028)

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Seagate is effectively SOLD OUT: Q2 2026 earnings - 1.27.2026 (027)

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Texas Instruments analog winter might finally be thawing. Q4 2025 - 1.27.2026 (026)

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Boeing’s $10 EPS is a lie (sort of): Q4 2025 earnings explained - 1.27.2026 (025)

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Union Pacific make more money selling land: Q4 2025 earnings explained - 1.27.2026 (024)

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RTX and the Iron Dome for America: Q4 2025 earnings explained - 1.27.2026 (023)

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Loss -> Gain? General Motors Q4 2025 earnings explained - 1.27.2026 (022)

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American Airlines and the gentrification of the fuselage: Q4 2025 - 1.27.2026 (021)

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Has Baker Hughes “sold out”? Q4 2025 - 1.26.2026 (020)

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Ryanair’s calculated chaos for a financial fortress: Q3 2026 - 1.26.2026 (019)

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Intel Q4 2025: Hoping for zero earnings - 1.22.2026 (018)

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GE Aerospace Q4 2025: Infinite backlog - 1.22.2026 (017)

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United Airlines Holdings, Inc. Q4 2025: A global shortage of engines = Bullish UAL - 1.21.2026 (016)

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Halliburton Company Q4 2025: Fracking for AI - 1.21.2026 (015)

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Johnson & Johnson Q4 2025: Trading Band-Aids for Robots to reach $100B - 1.21.2026 (014)

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3M Company Q4 2025: Make 3M Great Again? - 1.20.2026 (013)

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Netflix, Inc. Q4 2025: A Glimpse into a New Empire - 1.20.2026 (012)

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BlackRock, Inc. Q4 2025: This could be Financial Art - 1.15.2026 (011)

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TSMC Q4 2025: A $50B assertion for the AI supercycle - 1.15.2026 (010)

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Citigroup Inc. Q4 2025: “Boring banking” might be the answer - 1.14.2026 (009)

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Wells Fargo & Company Q4 2025: Is the giant stumbling? - 1.14.2026 (008)

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Bank of America Q4 2025: Financial photoshop made the ratio look prettier? - 1.14.2026 (007)

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Delta Air Lines, Inc. Q4 2025: An airline that’s actually a bank - 1.13.2026 (006)

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JP Morgan Chase & Co. Q4 2025: Strategic pain for the biggest bank - 1.13.2026 (005)

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WD-40 Company Q1 2026: Can a Smart Straw Strategy payoff? - 1.8.2026 (004)

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Constellation Brands Q3 2026: Beer flashing a blue collar recession? - 1.8.2026 (003)

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Albertsons Companies Q3 2025: Selling data > selling bananas - 1.07.2026 (002)

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Costco Q1 2026: A sleeping digital giant? - 12.11.2025 (001)