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Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast — 325 episodes
A message from Elis - The Socially Distant Sports Bar
New Podcast for you - Early Work with Rhys James!
Bonus Episode: New Comedy Podcasts for 2020
EMERGENCY BROADCAST
Episode 264 - Birdseye
Episode 263 - Painful Thighs, F Off & The Dark Side of Nature
Episode 262 - You Torth, Pickled Ginger & Drive a Div to France
Episode 261 - Medium Testosterone, Feeds & The A-Z of Music
Episode 260 – Alternative Animals, Cool Cymru and The Dog & Handgun
Episode 259 - Breastfeeding Café, Is This Cool? & Four Coffee Viagra
Episode 258 – Romantic Robins, Hot-Take Elis & Terrible Luton Airport
Episode 257 – Sonic Explorer, RS-John & LashLads.com
Episode 256 – God Is a Gas, Celebrity Busting and Elis’ 3rd Anecdote.
Episode 255 – Side However, The Scribe & On The Westway
Episode 254 – Bran Mulch, Freebie Skiibie & I Suppose I Went To Rymans
Episode 253 - #BumLike, Wee Free Memories & What Would The Potato People Think?
Episode 252 – Riffing With Impunity, iPhones In India & 5 Litres of Soup
BONUS PODCAST – New Year’s Nuggets
Episode 251 – Robins Unleashed: The Return of #LOLsInTheLull
Episode 250 – Live At The Comedy Store!
Episode 249 – Christmas Knives, Legally Black and White & Thin Women In London
Episode 248 – Sportz Chat, Puberty Cake & A Book About Ships
Episode 247 – Maris Piper Bombs, Everything Everything’s Bassist’s Mum & Don’t Get Me Started
Episode 246 - The House That Blunders Built, Dan Kitson & lovelyjohntheman
Episode 245 – Victorian Twaddle, Spooky Juice & You're Sacked
Episode 244 – Bum Health, Dusty Ghost & Our Longest Link Ever
Episode 243 - Let's Give It Feet, Sexy Tailor & Final Resting Place
Episode 242 – The Sadfather, Sexy Cat & 2 Million Pounds To Go Away
Episode 241 – Easter Eggs, Johnny Pigs & Wee Jeans
Episode 240 – GF Mystery, Clap Clap Lights & When Elis Met John
Episode 239 - Vicar Elis, Wnco Mwnco & John’s Bag of Death
Episode 238 – The Groin of Satire, Monetising The Bum & A Kind Bear
Episode 237 – Lager Bolognese, Honesty Bar & One Step At A Time Martin
Episode 236 – Apocalyptic Radio, Bum Money & Ansglodus
Episode 235 – Queen Day, Jihn Robins & The Fritas Empire
Episode 234 - Bloody Mary Addiction, Elis' Hot Sauce Dystopia & Reverse Caravan
Episode 233 - #AskAcaster, The Japanese Fork Incident & Potato Potato.....Again.
Bonus Podcast – Milk Cubed
Episode 232 – Defeat Festival, Electric Cutlery & Pluck That Goose
BONUS PODCAST – Emotionally Distant Juggling Elis
Episode 231 – Eggs Legs, Couscous & Semtex Lollipop
Episode 230 - Live from Kendal Calling Special
Episode 229 – John’s Jammers, Festival Snogging & Sin Bin Vin Bin
Episode 228 – John’s Stylist, Lever Arch File & MSSG (Music Service Streaming Game)
BONUS PODCAST – Phfphatttttttttttttttt Riffs
Episode 227 – Indie World Cup, Childcare Permitting & Queen Eye For The Gay Guy
Episode 226 – Ladies Only BBQ, Vodka Luge & Queer Eye
BONUS PODCAST – Elis & John ChatNav 3000
BONUS PODCAST – De Niro Needs Soup
Episode 225 – David Wilkie Facts, Ghost Child & Bum Wine
Episode 224 – Bespoke Yoghurt, Khashoggi's Ship & Elis Got It Wrong
Episode 223 – Dweeby Brown Elis, Cool Space John & Internal Cream
Episode 222 – 8 Beautiful Sons, #Content & The Winter of My Future
Episode 221 – Necking, Apology Yoghurt & A Five Rifle Salute
Episode 220 – Toenails, Naked Abyss & John’s Pips
Episode 219 – William G, Judgey Elis & Gasser Likes A Phall
Episode 218 – Bloopers, Blunders & BACS
Episode 217 – Perfume (General), Great Riffing & Chilli On Your Charger
Episode 216 – Finnish Marmite, Witty David Mitchell & How To Record Store Day
Episode 215 – Welsh, Punjabi & Bumzone
Episode 214 - The Temperature of Punjab, Top Gear Magazine & MasterShouldn't
Episode 213 – Ed Gamble, Sad Spider & Potty Mouth John Motson
Episode 212 – Sunday Brunch, Too Many Murders & Are You A Company Or Are You An Idiot?
Episode 211 – Skin, Bladder, Cheek & The Return of Cheesy Tommy
Episode 210 – Spine Icons, Thought Crime & The Spice Girls Were Lying To Us
Episode 209 - Naked Broadcasting, Bad Hat & Mars Bar Fondue
Episode 208 - James Acaster, Irish Elis & Garlic, Chilli Or Ginger
Episode 207 – Scatty John The Reprise, Have You Ever Wondered & This Is Why It Doesn’t Work
Episode 206 – Braingasm, Dog Lick & Tired of Twits
Episode 205 – Nascent Riffing, British Animals & Duct Tape
Episode 204 – Wis-duh, Infinite Christian Fish & Chips & What Would Robins Do?
Episode 203 – Sad Mechanics, Double Beans & WC Shame
Episode 202 – Robins Returns, MANTASTIC! & 3p Tip
Episode 201 – Stranded Robins, Josh Widdicombe & Little Chef Lollies
BONUS PODCAST - New Year's Day Special!
Episode 200 - The 200th Podcast!
BONUS PODCAST – LOLs In The Lull
Episode 199 – John’s Party, Devvers Presents & Potato Disqualification
Episode 198 – Emotionally Allergic, Fundies & PubPlanet
Episode 197 – Bumblebrag, Out of The Gutter & Into The Church
Episode 196 – Ronnie’s Feet, John’s Table of Things & Cosy Catastrophes
Episode 195 - We Live In A God-less Chaos, Quintessentially British & Who Taught You How to Walk?
Episode 194 – The Thing I Like, Menstrual Synchrony & John Parrott’s Birthday BBQ
BONUS PODCAST – Pizza Not Booze
BONUS PODCAST – 100mg of Pure Liquid Chat
Episode 193 - Bowling, Bike Locks & Peppery Cress
Episode 192 – The Statistical Middle Point, Band Summariser & Total Turgidity
Episode 191 - #GriefIsLiving
Episode 190 – Nude Elis, Award Vs. Flu & Lukewarm Lager
Episode 189 – Sky News Robins, Mints/Mince & The Hubris Dome
Episode 188 – Please Sir, Min 3 & Never Steam In September
Episode 187 – Bum End, I’ll Take Bum & The Grumpiest Angel In Heaven
Episode 186 – I Want My Life Back, Renault Keith & The 10 Plagues
Episode 185 – Peter Freestone, GESTATION! & Van Morrison’s First Thing
Episode 184 – Chapter and Verse, Topless John & Bono On The beach
Episode 183 – The Lightness Of Elis
Episode 182 – Not The Lovely Pippa, Fiery Bin & John FM
Episode 181 - Sherlock Robins, Leaking Vocal Emissions & Drawing John’s Regret
Episode 180 – The Agenda, The Male Reproductive Organ & Do You Respect Yourself?
Episode 179 – John Sit, The “Rossier” & 100 Dead Foxes
Episode 178 – Flesh-Coloured Pouch, Digital Gravestone & The Onion of Football
Episode 177 – John Pride, Made Up Games & 8 Hour Nap
Episode 176 – Lovely Bottom Lip, Peanut Parliament & Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Episode 175 – Oxford Shame Toilet, The Past is a friend & Brewster’s £500
Episode 174 – Live Your Best Life, Contract & Cheesy Tommy
Episode 173 – Mike Bubbins, The Cravens & Louboutins
BONUS PODCAST – The Return of Polichips
BONUS PODCAST – Fashion For Twerps
BONUS PODCAST – Heals The Sick & Heals The Lame
BONUS PODCAST – It’s All Rivers
BONUS PODCAST – Twenty Pounds Quid
Episode 172 – Toilet In Port Talbot
BONUS PODCAST – im Westwoo
BONUS PODCAST – World’s Richest Drummers
BONUS PODCAST - Perfect Bum For Squash
BONUS PODCAST – Mr Biggggggggg
BONUS BONUS PODCAST - Brian May, In Full
Episode 171 – Robins Solo, Cosplay & No M7
BONUS PODCAST - Corgi On The Cob
BONUS PODCAST - Giddy Robins
BONUS PODCAST - May Day: The Big Interview
BONUS PODCAST - Radio X-Men
BONUS PODCAST - Tragedy Soundtracker
Episode 170 – Can i Gymru, Crinkly Plate & Big and large
Episode 169 – Scoop Angels, The M4 & All The Mammals
BONUS PODCAST – Robins Unleashed MK VI
Episode 168 – Modernising Sweets, Champions League Shame & Imbyism
Episode 167 – Bleeding gums, Humble Shame & How To Say “No”
Episode 166 – Evacuating The Darkness, Boring Shiny & Honig & Senf
Episode 165 – Nish Kumar, Hangover Mitigation & The Beatles Didn’t Exist
BONUS PODCAST – The 2nd Coming of Shame
BONUS PODCAST - Nailing Retirement
BONUS PODCAST – “Doing it” With Babes
Bonus Podcast - John Wants To Be Adored
BONUS PODCAST - Yer Jokin' Aren't Ya? The Magic Of Masterman.
Episode 164 – Dave.
Episode 163 – Sad Cooking, Ear Seed & Green Day
Episode 162 – Broken Elis, Double Sexy Voices & A Stupid Taste
Episode 161 – Dave On The Move, Gadget of The Week & Breaking In For Sexy Time
BONUS PODCAST - Cockney Fry-Ups
BONUS PODCAST - Smells
BONUS PODCAST - Rock Bottom Robins
BONUS PODCAST - Social Media Is A Swamp, So Dive Right In
BONUS PODCAST - Canine Correctness Gone Mad
Episode 160 – Hungover Corpse, Sweet Regret & Beatle – Bet
BONUS PODCAST – Scream Yourself To Sleep
BONUS PODCAST - Too Handsome For Chips
BONUS PODCAST – Wheydio X
BONUS PODCAST - Toxic Shame
BONUS PODCAST - Bringing Shame To Your Daily Commute
Episode 159 – Producer D’s News, Myspace V’s & Freddie’s F6
Episode 158 – White Paint, The Big 41 & Solo Female Pub Advice
Episode 157 – Sexy Valentines, Shame Pause & Friday The Donkey
Episode 156 – Phil Schofield, R.Kelly & London’s saddest DJ
Episode 155 – The Beating Heart, Selfless Yoga & Sat Nav Shame
Episode 154 – Sexy John, Chatty Elis & Abergwili
Episode 153 – Statman Ross, BetaBet & A New Operating System
Episode 152 – Moving Wood, Silent Dave Johns & Confident Squirrels
Episode 151 – Lump, Bump, Smooth, Motion, Tantalise.
BONUS PODCAST – Release The Clutch To Great Chat…
BONUS PODCAST - Set Destination To: GREAT RADIO!
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s Premier Chatalytic Conversers
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s 5th Emergency Service
BONUS PODCAST - Mics Up Masterman
Episode 150 – Funathon, A Big Announcement & DVD
Episode 149 – 1 of Blur, Oh Gosh! & Radio Xmas Eve
Episode 148 – 1-Nil Isy, Savouring Shrove & NikNak Prices
Episode 147 – Alien Juice, The 1980s & HGV Knowledge
Episode 146 - Zappa School, Shell Suits & Center Parcs
Episode 145 – Parental Embarrassment, Team P.E. & Digital Tailors
Episode 144 – Doing A Cilla, Rag N Bone Man v2.0, Top Shelf Goods & Online Milk
Episode 143 - Dancing with Dave, The #PCDPilgrimage & A Brand New Feature.
Episode 142 – Dial-a-Dave, Rinsing & The Biblical Guy
Episode 141 – ABCC, The Grizzly Bear & Diwali
Episode 140 – Nipple Measurements, Triple Queen & Train Etiquette
Episode 139 – Prime Minister Robins, Bad Impressions & Heat to the Beat
Episode 138 – MYSTERY SPECIAL GUEST, Elis & John’s Caribbean Bar & The Near Future
Episode 137 – Foursomes, MC Matthew & A Liam Gallagher Q & A
Episode 136 – New Fivers, Abigail From The East Midlands & It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
Episode 135 – Meat Loaf Musical, Mystery Car & Cheesy Chocolate
Episode 134 – Jesus Robins, Bunion James & Underfloor Heating
Episode 133 – Phoebe, Tony Blackburn Rovers & Judge Robins
Episode 132 - The Gift of Shame & Instant Regret
Episode 131 – Matthew Devvers, Ants & A New Cagoule
Episode 130 - Josh Widdicombe
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKV
Episode 129 – The Thoughtful Beefcake, Eedjits & Pipes
Episode 128 – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch
Episode 127 - IKEAnecdotes, Little Georgie Ezra & Twitter Lady Bots
Episode 126 – Richard Madeley’s Mind, Double Billy & Cue Murder…
Episode 125 – Grilliant, Playing Royal Blood To Shakespeare & #DragAlong
Episode 124 – Elis Returns, Nazgul Newsnight & Leaky John
Episode 123 – Lucky Shirts, Ironing Boards & Reasons To Be Cheerful
Episode 122 – Double Denim, Tote Bags & A Tour of Toulouse Airport
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKIV
Episode 121 – Football Songs, Tax Records & Lonely Legends
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKIII
Episode 120 – Noisy Neighbors, Massages & Anarchy
Episode 119 - Bushcraft, Bands In Small Places & Kazakh Billionaires
Episode 118 – Corgi Registration, Living In A Bivouac & Individual Business Units
Episode 117 – Facebook Safe Space, Eurovision Translated & #smh
Episode 116 – Tidbits, Harmonies & Project Spice!
Episode 115 – Ferrets, Bank Holiday & Police Statements
Episode 114 – Rescuing The Afternoon!
BONUS PODCAST #ROBINSUNLEASHED MKII
Episode 113 – Precious, Metal Fans & Robins Unleashed
BONUS PODCAST #ROBINSUNLEASHED
Episode 112 – Panic Attack At The Disco, PoliChips & Vegetarianism
Episode 111 – Failed Assassination Attempt, Freshness Is Key & Producer Dave’s Presentation
Episode 110 – SpiderGhost, Welsh National Team Press Conference & The Population of Sevenoaks
Episode 109 – Le Roast Beef, The Correct Way To Be Arrested & Under Pressure
Episode 108 – Google and YouTube, Bethesda & Sound Effects
Episode 107 – Is It A Prize? Bill Walker & Spoken Discourse
Episode 106 – Solitary John, A Misplaced Croissant & Knee Socks
Episode 105 – Elis’ Rap, Wilderness Crew & Wallop!
Episode 104 – Memory Boxes, Mezze & Keep It Bush Craft
Episode 103 - Tick Off A Taste
Episode 102 – Geographically Specific Words, Footy & Bar Mitzvahs
Episode 101 – Funeral Playlists, Pointless Social Media & Stupid Bets
Episode 100 – The Century!
Episode 99 – John’s Fashion Walk in BBD, The Crimean War & Popping Candy
Episode 98 – Hashtags, Presents & Perhaps The Tensest Winner Plays On yet
Episode 97 – Greatest Hits Vol III
Episode 96 – An Email Ban, Peter Bjorn and Who & Series 2 of Josh
Episode 95 – Elis & John’s Target Audience & The Return Of Hot Sauce
Episode 94 – Farting & Dostoyevsky
Podcast 93 – Don’t Look At Me, Look At Freddie!
Episode 92 – Celebrity Opportunities Missed
BONUS PODCAST – Ricky Wilson Takeover
Episode 91 – Facts
Episode 90 – Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Episode 89 - The Major Bones Of Contention
Episode 88 - The Perfect Scam
Episode 87 – Squirrels With Attitude
Episode 86 – Tick Tock Robins
Episode 85 – Surrealist Comedy & 0.0% Robins
Episode 84 – The First Radio X Podcast!
Episode 83 – Festival Ammendments
Episode 82 – Bin-Gate: The Second Coming
Episode 81 – Apocalypse Companions and Varying Accents
Episode 80 – The Ethical Code Of A Freemason
Episode 79 - Stereotypes, Racehorses & Avocados
Episode 78 – England Win The Ashes & A Man Celebrates Alone In Glasgow Business Park
Episode 77 – For The Real Fans & A Cider Prediction
Episode 76 – Un-Inventions, Pashmina Survivors & Then Liam Neeson For A While
Episode 75 – Silly Fears, The Rum Arena & I Like To Large It Large It
Episode 74 – I Can’t Believe You Haven’t Done It
Episode 73 – The Man From Del Monte’s Relatives, Kanye Told Off & A Confundus Charm
Episode 72 – Inventing Booty Shaking, Meeting Stephen Street & Impersonating Prince Phillip
BONUS PODCAST - A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Part 2
Episode 71 – Dead Relatives, Hannibal & Weightlifting
BONUS PODCAST - A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Part 1
Episode 70 – Best Days, Humblebrags & A Cracker Actor
Episode 69 – Audible Kissing & A Robins Spreads It's Wings
Episode 68 – Dicing With Dave & Alcoholic Sherlock Holmes
Episode 67 – Things That Used To Be Posh, Armpit Hair & Middle Eastern Policy
Episode 66 - Pizza Express Conspiracies, Lost Dog & Royal Blood's Mums
BONUS EPISODE – Josh Widdicombe Takeover
Episode 65 – Hungover Elis, Public Tellings Off & Mark Lawrenson Swearing
Episode 64 – LIVE EMAIL ANALYSIS, Blind Loyalty, Birthday Refusals & Elis’ Stilton Legs
Episode 63 – The Coleslaw Episode
Episode 62 – Mac Hell, Fashion Disasters & A Wet Little Georgie Ezra
Episode 61 - Robins Alone, Elis Sings, & Your Partners' Secrets
Episode 60 - The Freddie Mercury Documentary, Protein Shakes & A Damaged Reindeer Head
Episode 59 – Elis’ Two Jumpers In Barcelona, Ill Elis, Elis Excluded... It’s An Elis-Fest
Episode 58 – Lightweight Elis, A Venn Diagram & More 50ps Than You Can Imagine.
Episode 57 – Fake Welsh Serial Killers, Carving Tips & All The Internet’s Memes
Episode 56 - John's King Prawn Crisps, Elis' Best Friend & Things You've Found
Episode 55 - Pointless Superpowers, John's Deadly Dream & Mark Watson
Episode 54 - Songs That Rhyme With Radiohead, Email & John's Dark Crystal Look
Tony Blackburn Special
Episode 53 - Tips for Banksy, Patron Saints & A Valentine's Day Problem
Episode 52 - Nices and Niggles, Embarrassing Partners & Feeling Old
Episode 51 - John's Camp Noises, Wrong Numbers & Elis' Louise Wener Obsession
Episode 50 - The 90s, An Unexpected Proposition From Producer Dave & Elis Goes Mad
Episode 49 - Ronnie O'Sullivan, Cringey Words & Farthing-Related Anger
Episode 48 - Organised Fun, Skittle Confusion & The Perfect Pub Crawl
Episode 47 - French Idiots, Side-stage At Queen, Oxford University & Elis' Picks for 2015
Episode 46 - Greatest Hits Vol II - Christmas Crackers
Episode 45 - Mascara, Mount Rushmore, Oysters & Prophecy
Episode 44 - Guitarist Requirements, A Mobile Speakeasy & Football Focus Complaints
Episode 43 - Fake Excuses, McCartney News & Some Special Toilets
Episode 42 - Good Deeds Punished, The Unfair Sex & Some Bilingual Cerys Matthews Fandom
Episode 41 - Dreams of Jermaine Jenas, John's Solo Date, Barry John & Elis' Housing Advice
Episode 40 - Bad News For Mellor, Elis Naked & Brand New Email of The Species
Episode 39 - Dragon Punches, Florentine Bites & Some Brand New Features
Episode 38 - A New Jingle, Parisian Catacombs & More Robinsisms
Episode 37 - A National Debate, An Astonishing Sacred Cow & Some Diwali Gifts
Episode 36 - David Mellor, Meeting Strangers & The Temple Trap
Episode 35 - Greatest Hits Volume 1
Episode 34 - Cords vs Chords, A Friendly Hairdresser & Some Hot Hot Soup
Episode 33 - Elis' New Car, Shark and Horse, A Trip To Dubai & Your Quarter-Life Crises
Episode 32 - Male Grooming, Euphemisms, Made-Up Welsh Towns & A Penchant For Eedjits
Episode 31 - Elis' Emotional Triggers, Fancy Dress Advice & A Welsh Male Voice Choir
Episode 30 - Instigating Cross-Weekend Beef, Stressed Eric, Angry Wasps & Some Personal Postcards
Episode 29 - John's Apocalypse, Snoop Dogg Wee Inspection & Elis' Swansea City Daydream
Episode 28 - John's Shandy Trick, A Yoyota Taris & The Elis James and John Robins Drinking Game
Episode 27 - Nicknames, Anecdotes, & A Rio Endorsement - The First Saturday Show
Episode 26 - Pogs, A Big Announcement, The Darkness of Robins & Tin Foil Dave
Episode 25 - An Anecdote and Punchline, Vandalism Stories & Queen Karaoke
Episode 24 - Petty Squabbles, A Controversial Sacred Cow & More Tony Blackburn
Episode 23 - Google HQ, A Revealing Kimono & Empty Dancefloors
Episode 22 - Shameless Smith-Punnery, Broadband Theft & The Return of Producer Dave
Episode 21 - Life Hacks, Transport Without Curves & Producer Dave Splinched
Episode 20 - John's Childhood Acting Career, Your Toilet Disasters & Some Starbucks Romance
Episode 19 - Paul Daniels, The Boat That Rocked, Mick Hucknall MP & The Price of Gold
Episode 18 - Dads, Australia, Ian Botham & An Utter Pasting
Episode 17 - Davids, Bend It Like Beckham & Visiting New York Alone
Episode 16 - Anthea 'The Body' Turner, Meeting Your Idols, Harry Potter Abuse & Producer Dave's Joke
Episode 15 - Eating A Prawn Madras Alone, Your Tales of Bravery and Crime-Fighting & Some Communal Reading
Episode 14 - John In the future, Special Guest Roisin Conaty, Elis' Memorable Eyebrows & Some Marriage Preparation Advice
Episode 13 - Easy-Going Elis, Invented Recipes, Producer Dave Back From Amsterdam & Hungarian Throat Singing
Episode 12 - John's Birthday, Caerphilly Castle, Incontinence & A Doll's House
Episode 11 - Brain Surgery For Dummies, The 1992 General Election & John's Love For Natasha Bedingfield
Episode 10 - Misheard Lyrics, The Other Charlatans & Sheena Easton.
Episode 9 - Wedding Nightmares, Troubles With The Libertines, Record Store Day & R Kelly Memories
Episode 8 - Farthing-gate, Elis Be-nephewed, Stealing Milk & Competitive Cranium...
Episode 7 - Unrequited Love, 5 Seconds of Summer news & The 7 Levels of Pain...
Episode 6 - The Cafetiere Challenge, Standing Up To Idiots, A Southern Tinker & Much More
Episode 5 - Weird Collections, Objects With The Best Throwing Weight, Baby Voice-ingtons & Much More
Episode 4 - Strange Gig Souvenirs, A Posh Shout-Out & Elis' Blossoming Boxing Career
Episode 3 - Emasculating Roadside Assistance, Mogwai's Vendetta Against Blur & Some Baffling Youth Slang
Episode 2 - Sting Revelations & Some Brand New Cocktails
Episode 1 - John's Childhood Poetry, Billy Zane Trivia & Some Heartfelt Textual Healing
Welcome to the new Elis James and John Robins podcast!