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Elton Reads A Book A Week — 67 episodes
Grunge, Guns, and Garbage Science: The Kurt Cobain Conspiracy
The Beale Ciphers "The Beale Ciphers: Genius or Clickbait?" - Short-isode
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson "Vampires, Bacteria, and One Man's Bad Attitude"
"Hell Lemons!" - 'Christine' by Stephen King [[CERTIFIED GREATEST HIT!]]
The Dead Move, In Barbados - "Sex Work Is All About Location, Location, Location..."
The Devil’s Butthole: A Deep Dive into the History of Nothing - SHORT-ISODE!
"Mount Vernon! Der-der-der-der!" The Man Who Would Not Be Washington by Jonathan Horn
The Merchant of Death, and his Wonderful World of Prizes - Short-isode
"Let's Tattoo Mars!" The Unhinged History of Cosmic Chat: From Martian Lasers to the Dark Forest Theory - Short-isode
“Captain’s Handy How Are Ya” - 'Heat 2' by Michael Mann & Meg Gardiner
[PATREON PREVIEW] "Internet Riot Master"
Short-isode: "Dumb Myths About Sleep"
Short-isode: State's Nicknames (“You just caught a palm strike to yo baby batter bag, bitch!”)
"Cranky Goes to Boom Boom Town" - "The Arrest" by Jonathan Lethem
"Ain't the death of capitalism great!" Zoom: Surprising Ways to Supercharge Your Career by Daniel Roberts
Short-isode: "The Worst Business Deal In American History"
Short-isode: The Welsh Madman Who Declared War on Reality (And Won) with Nothing But Books
"Killa-B" 'i am Brian Wilson' by Brian Wilson, Ben Greenman
"Arthur C. Clarke--Sci-Fi Junkie" '2001: A Space Odyssey" by Arthur C. Clarke
"Smirkstibator" The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
F*ckin' DEMS! - "Hacks" by Donna Brazile
"Fuuu*k! Not AGAIN?!" American Carnage by Tim Alberta
"Short-isode!" Collateral damage of a personal war.
"Geth Yo Figuh Ow Muh Mouf!" Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari
Elton Reads A Book A Week: The Trailer...(again)!
"Kneel Before Her!" The Lonely Life by Bette Davis
"CANADADADA!" Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing by Matthew Perry
*NOT SPONSORED BY COCA COLA! - A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney by Andy Rooney
"Try a f*cking Dazzler!" Before The Chop by Henry Rollins
"Hell Lemons!" - 'Christine' by Stephen King
"WTF Charles?!" Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
*PATREON PREVIEW* Those Jovial Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse - Part 1
"Von-BEES-mark" Ariel by Sylvia Plath
"Who died?" A Fistful of Fig Newtons by Jean Shepherd
"F*ck the ocean" Beast by Peter Benchley
"Your Mama." Doc Savage Omnibus #10 by Kenneth Robeson (Part II)
[CENSORED] Doc Savage: Omnibus #10 by Kenneth Robeson PART ONE
"WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?!?" Hitler's Holy Relics by Sidney D. Kirkpatrick (Pt.2)
"Does Churchill write shitty quotes?" Hitler's Holy Relics by Sidney D. Kirkpatrick
"GREASY BALLS!" ~ Perfect by James Buckley Jr.
"Let's Kill Alexander The Great!" ~ What If? by Robert Cowley
The Road Ahead by Bill Gates
Driving Blind by Ray Bradbury
Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury by Matt Richards & Mark Langthorne (Pt. 2)
Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury by Matt Richards & Mark Langthorne (Pt. 1)
Mister Touch by Malcolm Bosse
An Object of Beauty by Steve Martin
So, THAT Happened: A Memoir by Jon Cryer
American Sexual Behavior and the Kinsey Report by Morris L. Ernst and David Loth
The Cinema of Edward G. Robinson
Lightning by Dean Koontz (Part Two)
Lightning by Dean Koontz (Part One)
UFOs The Public Deceived by Philip J. Klass
Successful Living by The A.I.C.F.
Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton (Again!)
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
The Tizard Mission by Stephen Phelps
Who I Am by Pete Townshend
The Science of Evil by Simon Baron-Cohen
ERABAW - Episode 009 - Christmas with Ed Sullivan by Ed Sullivan
The Bill of Rights: Opposing Viewpoints
The Reader's Digest Legal Question & Answer Book
Judy Garland by Anne Edwards
ERABAW - Episode 005 - Tower of Basel by Adam Lebor
ERABAW - Episode 004 - Medical Neuroscience by Saunders
ERABAW - Episode 003 - The Spy by James Fenimore Cooper
ERABAW - Episode 002 - The World Is Flat by Thomas Friedman