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Elvis Duran Phone Taps — 710 episodes

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1

Mom, I'm Taking Adderall for Finals

2

The Dog Peed on The Wedding Dress

3

Cant Hear You - I'm Canceling the Cable

4

Not Getting Apartment Deposit Back

5

Prof. Pastemack Sez You're Not Graduating

6

Geek Squad is Calling

7

Cruise Chaos Sends Aunt Joanne Spiraling

8

The Job Mom Never Saw Coming

9

Roommate From Hell

10

Promzilla Melts Down Over Her Limo

11

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You

12

Daughter “Steals” a Credit Card for What?!

13

Dad, I'm Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom

14

| Can't Take You To the Prom

15

The Thousand Cupcake Order

16

In the Arms of an Angel

17

Stop Calling About Boy Bands

18

I Found Your Wallet

19

One Less Pair in Your Sneaker Collection

20

Hollywood Guy Wants To Make Your GF Famous

21

Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

22

Fish Tank Disaster

23

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Giggletime Toys

24

How Much Did the Flowers Cost?

25

Your Daughter Ran Over My Garden

26

Waste Explosion in Your Apartment

27

Butt Dialed My Son with Tinder Guy

28

3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

29

Gibberish Prank Calls

30

Stop Bringing Your Stank-Ass Eggs to Work!

31

Skipping SAT Class

32

Can’t Clean your Wine Vomit Sweater

33

Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick

34

I Hit Your Bike

35

Nerdy Ex Boyfriend Wants Your Girl Back

36

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a TV

37

Mrs. Loogie Not Making Car Payments

38

Adopt a Horse

39

Clean My Blood Stained Carpets

40

St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Wakeup

41

Broke the Statue on Spring Break

42

I Know You Farted in the Meeting

43

You WILL Buy My Daughter’s Girl Scout Cookies

44

You’re Stealing Pizza and Charging Double

45

Grandpa, Are You Cheating on Bingo?

46

Your Wimpy Dog is Barking

47

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bumper Badge

48

My Sister and Her Beau are Moving In!

49

Hot Pepper is Burning My Mouth

50

We Transferred Money to Scam Email

51

Mr. Trivia

52

Borrowed Dad’s Car and Got Pulled Over

53

The Egg Stractor Telemarketer Call

54

Taking the Car from my Bratty Daughter

55

Pay the Dental Bill!

56

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Egg Crackers

57

Text by the Letter Phone Plan

58

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Babysit

59

Mom, We’re Drinking Four Loko

60

Your Daughter is Snap-Chatting Dirty Pics

61

Modifying Your Disney Reservation

62

No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl

63

Your Daughter Streaked on Football Field

64

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 10

65

I Spent 500 Bucks on Fantasy Football

66

Going to Bahamas on Your Wedding Day

67

Invited Me to Miami when You Were Drunk

68

Why Did You Roll Bak the Mileage?

69

Stop Using Our Dumpster

70

The Ten Items or Less Line

71

The Lousy Lumberjack

72

You Blew Up our Time Share Toilet

73

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Suck Bag

74

The Broken Recliner Chair

75

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Lost Her Teeth

76

Pizza Guy Talking to Himself

77

The 5 Year Old’s Hickey

78

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants Piano Lessons

79

Oppenheimer Zachary's Thanksgiving Nuts

80

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

81

Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party

82

Santa's Not So Helpful Helper

83

Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights

84

Santa's Coming to your Sweet 16

85

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

86

Mom, I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas

87

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

88

Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Position

89

Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

90

Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party

91

Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets

92

Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball

93

No Sex in front of Elf on the Shelf

94

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

95

Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

96

I Slept with Your Boyfriend

97

Setting You Up with the Guy I Slept With

98

Reverse the Reversal of your 2K Room Charge

99

Mashgalopsis Calls a Hair Salon

100

Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

101

Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving

102

Mother-In-Law is Staying With Us Longer

103

Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready

104

Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving

105

I'm Spending my Tuition Money on my Etsy Store

106

Officer Danielle Tickets a Loud Mouth

107

Pookah and Astro Made Puppies

108

Daughter’s Wedding is Pushed Back

109

The Exterminators are Coming AGAIN

110

The Bitchy Teacher Has It Out for Your Son

111

Suspending Your License for Unpaid Tickets

112

If You Park in my Empty Lot, You Pay Rent

113

Sister Can’t Afford to Help w/ KinderCare

114

Your Trip Was a Scam

115

The Office Halloween Party Playboy Bunny

116

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

117

Come Pick Up Your Piece of Crap GTO

118

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon

119

We Towed Your Meatball Truck

120

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween

121

No Halloween Party at MY Hall

122

You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween

123

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy

124

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost

125

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

126

Audition To Be a Zombie

127

Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations

128

Cat Woman is Coming to Your Kid's Party

129

The Glass Room is Taken

130

Babysitter Ordered Porn

131

Take Down Your YouTube Comment

132

Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures

133

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove

134

Substitute Teacher is Sick

135

Dick Burger Talks to Himself

136

Skeery Phone Taps Businesses w/ Tony Soprano

137

Naked Idol

138

Pick Up your Puppy at the Airport

139

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28

140

We Repossessed Your Corvette

141

Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?

142

Stole Chips Off Your Truck

143

The Exterminator Needs Access Now

144

It’s About Time

145

I Want My Phone Back

146

I Threw Up at Your Party

147

Wife And Potty Mouth are In Jail

148

Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet

149

Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car

150

Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden

151

The Happy Wakeup Call

152

I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate

153

Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing

154

I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor

155

Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday

156

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster

157

My Boob Job Before Your Wedding

158

You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse

159

You Screwed Up my Roofing Work

160

Your Number on the Bathroom Wall

161

I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool

162

Beach House Burned Down

163

We Drained Your Pool

164

Poop in the Pool

165

Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party

166

Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class

167

Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

168

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes

169

I Bought Your House

170

Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit

171

We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy

172

Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick

173

I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!

174

Come Test Out Your Future Coffin

175

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed

176

I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number

177

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27

178

Your Stinky Returned Clothes

179

Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree

180

Skeery Gets Tapped

181

I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors

182

Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden

183

Stuck in a Dressing Room

184

Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work

185

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

186

Return the Where’s Waldo Book

187

Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch

188

Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend

189

The Stolen Cemetery Flowers

190

Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem

191

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

192

Diner Napkin Stealer

193

EZ Pass Cancellation

194

The Impressionist’s Audition

195

We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill

196

The Third Broken Vacuum

197

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

198

Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed

199

Need 5 G’s for Car Damage

200

The Community Pool Hates Your Kids

201

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

202

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

203

Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation

204

You Punched a Hole in The Wall on Vacation

205

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

206

Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise

207

Moving your Bahamas Vacation

208

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

209

You're Not Getting Paid For Bad Vacation

210

Digging You an In Ground Pool

211

Confiscating your Beach House

212

Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back

213

Groom’s Mom Can’t Go on Wedding Cruise

214

Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation

215

Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie

216

Not Getting Your Hunting License

217

The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party

218

Grandfather is a Deadbeat

219

Mom I’m Taking Adderall for Finals

220

Dad is Driving You to Prom

221

I’m Taking my Teacher to Prom

222

Professor Pasternak Says You’re Not Graduating

223

Your Daughter is Not Graduating

224

Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom

225

Daughter Not Walking at Graduation

226

You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom

227

The Graduation Party Will Start Earlier

228

Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress

229

Memorial Day Weekend House

230

Unpaid Furniture and the Whiny Girl

231

Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away

232

Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump

233

Adopting Another Dog and Cat

234

The Guido Lunch Reservation

235

Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor

236

We Want to Feature Your Crappy Meatballs

237

Following Up on Lost Library Book

238

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 13

239

No Toilet Paper in Wendy’s Bathroom

240

Your House is on the Market

241

Trying to Make a Career from Online Poker

242

The Mini Golf Cheater

243

That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!

244

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20

245

Mom, I Racked Up Room Service on YOUR Dime

246

We Caught You Stealing Place Mats

247

You Can’t Put Down the Tree

248

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved

249

Health Department Shutting Down Your Restaurant

250

Modifying Your Disney Reservation

251

Broke the Statue on Spring Break

252

3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

253

Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard

254

The Church Kids are Brats

255

Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden

256

The Bitch Cake

257

Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall

258

The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint

259

Tattoo After First Date

260

Getting Charged for Luggage

261

Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership

262

The Piano Lesson

263

Used Dad’s Social Security to Buy Car

264

Your Son Dumped Me

265

The Coat Check Doesn't Have Your Coat

266

Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive

267

Your Girlfriend Missed Her Court Date

268

Credit Card Payment Late

269

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Cockburns Wine

270

Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood

271

Stop Singing Lady Gaga in the Shower

272

Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall

273

Because of Lice, We're Burning Your Stuff

274

Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class

275

Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick

276

St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call

277

You've Maxed Out the Credit Card

278

BF Featured on Junk of the Month Club

279

Busted on the Refrigerator Insurance

280

No More Haircut Cancellations!

281

Sold the Family Ring on Ebay

282

The Bad Babysitter

283

Erica Hill Talks To Herself

284

Can’t Fix the Misspelled Birth Announcement

285

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates

286

The Computer Store Lost your Laptop

287

Yo Hummer Guy Stop Beeping in Neighborhood

288

The Meat Guy Hit The Mercedes

289

Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles

290

The Expensive Furniture Set

291

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami

292

Painted Your Basement Without Permission

293

Sending Your Son Home for Face Rides Shirt

294

Snow Removal Guy Sucks

295

Your Daughter Owes Me Tattoo Money

296

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist

297

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy

298

Forgot to order Valentine's Day Flowers

299

I Can See You Showering

300

The DMV is Revoking Your License

301

No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl

302

Your Ring is a Piece of Garbage

303

We Screwed Up your Washer Dryer Order

304

Your Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off

305

The Afternoon Wakeup Call

306

DJ Dribs is Spinning at Your Wedding

307

Test Driver Crashed the Car

308

Your Refrigerator Delivery Problems

309

Your Girlfriend is Pregnant

310

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

311

Bridezilla Not Having a Saturday Wedding

312

Daughter is Staying at My House This Weekend

313

At Work Husband Want Your Girl

314

You Didn't Pay You Water Bill, Crazy Lady

315

I Set You Up with My Proctologist

316

The Guy From Facebook is Romancing Me

317

You're Ripping Off Billy the Paper Kid

318

Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over

319

Your Daughter Hired Me to Walk Your Dog

320

Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp

321

Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)

322

Movers Broke Your Piano

323

Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer

324

The Toilet is Overflowing

325

Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist

326

Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card

327

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

328

Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions

329

Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

330

Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress

331

Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas

332

Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party

333

Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights

334

Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas

335

Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party

336

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

337

Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

338

Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper

339

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

340

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

341

I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas

342

Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball

343

I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets

344

Give Me Back my Ottoman

345

Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces

346

Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra

347

Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall

348

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

349

I'm Dating Your Mom

350

Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving

351

Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey

352

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving

353

Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

354

Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready

355

Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving

356

Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone

357

Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer

358

The Bakers Son Broke the Statue

359

Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School

360

Ordered the Wedding Ring For You

361

Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through

362

Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty

363

Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures

364

Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts

365

I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It

366

You Forgot Your Doody Diaper

367

Lizette Slept Over Last Night

368

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic

369

The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations

370

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween

371

Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

372

Audition to be a Zombie

373

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

374

You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween

375

No Halloween Party at MY HALL

376

The Office Halloween Party

377

Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

378

The Sick Deli Worker

379

No More Shoes

380

The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree

381

Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest

382

I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time

383

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day

384

You're Starting to Grow Boobs

385

Parents Eavesdropping on Your Call

386

We Messed Up Your Car, Your Fault

387

Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection

388

You're Being Fined for the Cable Boxes

389

Free Burgers For Friends

390

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Classic 70's Music

391

We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident

392

Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding

393

YesYesYes You'll Pay More For the Car

394

Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again

395

My Mom Doesn't Do That

396

You Delinquent Electronics Bill

397

I'm Dating Your Grandma

398

Stop Eating My Apples

399

Your Daughter is Playing Hip Hop at Lunch

400

The Car Broke Down Again

401

Get Your Garbage Pickup Straight

402

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster

403

Dad I Stole Your Credit Card

404

Danielle Monaro Violation Service

405

Dad I'm Having a Pleasure Party

406

Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football

407

Can't Renew Vows until Give Money to Church

408

Son Caught in the Fountain by Mall Cop

409

Danielle Calls a Funeral Home

410

Responding to Lost Luggage Complaint

411

Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again

412

The Father Daughter Hunting Trip

413

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

414

Furniture Guy at Your House During Vacay

415

Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp

416

Your Daughter is Cutting Summer School

417

Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

418

You and Your Dog Gizmo are Getting Robbed

419

Not Getting your Cast Off

420

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3

421

Not Getting Accepted Into Choice College

422

Your Car Fell Off the Truck

423

Mamma Mia I Racked Up a Credit Card Bill

424

Danielle is a Terrible House Guest

425

Didn't Get the Birthday Flowers

426

The Tree is Mine

427

You're Having My Baby

428

Wedding Canceled Pipe Burst

429

Grandma Needs an Appointment

430

We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills

431

My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You

432

Your Computer Bill's Overdue

433

Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick

434

Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job

435

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

436

Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue

437

Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity

438

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

439

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth

440

Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant

441

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

442

Sister Changed the Bridesmaid Dresses

443

I'm Dating Your Mom

444

Beat your Kid at Family Fun Day

445

Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk

446

The Library Tough Guy

447

The Velour Suit Mix Up

448

Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled

449

You're Hot But You Suck at Singing

450

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach

451

Your Daughter is Skipping Summer School

452

Confiscating Your Beach House

453

We Drained Your Pool

454

You're Not Getting Paid for Bahamas Vacation

455

Babysitting Ruining Vacation

456

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

457

Beach House Burned Down

458

You Punched a Hold in the Wall on Vacation

459

Digging You an Inground Pool

460

Your Son is Selling Exam Answers

461

Brother Yells at Sister for Getting Caught Hooking Up

462

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16

463

Babe The Pork Place is Ripping Us Off

464

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Uber Eats Complaint

465

Want to Have Lunch with Country Boy's GF

466

Arms of an Angel

467

Splitting Your Office Space

468

We're Freezing Your Bank Account

469

Good Guy or Good Bye

470

Fortune Cookie Was Misspelled

471

Your Daughter Shopped at Pink Pussy Cat

472

Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers

473

Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing

474

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Flex Flashlight

475

The Landlord's Dogs are Barking Too Loud

476

Stop Feeding the Cats

477

Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue

478

The Cement Truck Spilled on Front Lawn

479

I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool

480

Memorial Day Weekend House

481

Stop Feeding the Cats

482

Pulled Out the Wrong Tooth

483

How Much Did the Flowers Cost?

484

Watching Porn in Your Bed

485

This Is Your Wakeup Call, Taneeka

486

Daughter Caught Smoking Pot

487

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5

488

You Closed Your Pizzeria Early

489

Your BF Bought a Fake Chanel Bag

490

Caught Peeing in Neighbor's Plants

491

I Want Your Daughter Back

492

Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often

493

Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth

494

Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

495

Airline Isn’t Compensating For Your Problem

496

Roxy Phone Taps Herself

497

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You

498

The Bouncy Castle Collapsed

499

We Shaved Your Pussycat

500

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop

501

Clean Up Your Dog Poop

502

We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow

503

Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table

504

You Can’t Park in That Spot

505

Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows

506

Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early

507

My Bunny is Eating His Poop

508

Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog

509

Skeery Gets Tapped

510

It's My Slot Machine

511

Spare a Square in the Ladies Room

512

I Screwed Up the Oil Change

513

Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment

514

Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day

515

The Broken Recliner Chair

516

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop

517

Coughing In Your Catering

518

You're Being Sued on TV Court

519

Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF

520

Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

521

Uber to the Airport

522

No Refund for the Clown Magician

523

Pepperidge Farm Cookies

524

Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"

525

Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine

526

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger

527

I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir

528

Jealous of the Office Hugger

529

Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald

530

St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup

531

You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours

532

Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley

533

We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back

534

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic

535

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost

536

Dad I Spent $4,000

537

Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It

538

First Date Marriage Proposal

539

The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over

540

Stop Stealing Free Food Samples

541

I Slept With Your Sister At Your House

542

Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification

543

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon

544

I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls

545

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11

546

The Tow Truck Nightmare

547

The Porta Potty is Not Available

548

Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table

549

The Cheating Sorority Girl

550

I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog

551

Brad From Rads Tattoos

552

Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date

553

Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers

554

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy

555

Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field

556

No TV For The Super Bowl

557

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24

558

I Had Sex In Your Dress

559

Not Lifting The Treadmill

560

Your Tenants Want To Move Back In

561

You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store

562

The Skydiving Rookie

563

We Want to Bury You for Our Film

564

Your Dinky Dog

565

Happy Birthday From a Clown

566

Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked

567

You're A Bad Catholic

568

The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter

569

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

570

Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office

571

Never Hung Up On Your Mom

572

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22

573

You Son Is Having Sex With My Daughter

574

Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner

575

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion

576

We Need Your Dog Back

577

Tony Soprano Phone Taps

578

Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies

579

Your Wife Is Dropping Out Of School

580

I've Been Lying About Going To School

581

Adopt A Dog For You

582

Valet Lost The Keys

583

Maury Povich Wants Your Paternity Test

584

Can't Return The Dirty NYE Dress

585

Oppenheimer Drug Deal

586

Your Restaurant Is Making Me Burp

587

The Idiot Painter

588

Mr. Scire And The Late Christmas Presents

589

Kicking The Christmas Elf On The Shelf

590

Your Christmas Decorations Are Overdone

591

Mom I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas

592

Santas Not So Helpful Helper

593

Hey Stop Stealing My Garbage

594

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

595

Putting Christmas Decor In Sexual Positions

596

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

597

Honey I Invited More People For Christmas

598

No Sex In Front Of Elf On The Shelf

599

Paid Someone To Hang The Christmas Lights

600

I Want To Buy Your Beer Cans

601

Grooms Mom Cant Go On Wedding Cruise

602

Your Daughters Freaky 21st Bday Party

603

Caden Calls Sales for JB Tickets

604

Skeery Phone Taps Anita For JB Tickets

605

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

606

I'm Coming To Hawaii With Your Family

607

The Kegs And KY Jelly Party

608

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 9

609

Mother In Law is Staying With Us Longer

610

Oppenheimer Zachary's Nuts

611

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving

612

Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving

613

Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkeys

614

Bringing Professor BF Home For Thanksgiving

615

Grandma Is A GILF I Want To Date

616

The Tow Truck Nightmare

617

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Gym Membership

618

Dad Secretly Goes To Strip Club Reverse

619

Can't Keep Bringing Your Dog To Work

620

Test Driver Crashed The Car

621

Your Refrigerator Delivery Problem

622

You Owe Me $1400 For Versace Purse

623

Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off

624

Your Car Isn't Safe To Drive

625

Daughter Racked Up Credit Card Bill

626

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

627

Elmo's Disney Vacation

628

Daughter Got A New Cell Phone

629

Super Sounds Of The 60s And 70s

630

I Found Your Son's Wallet At Yankee Game

631

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

632

Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem

633

Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp

634

Not Covering your Knocked Out Teeth

635

I Hocked the First Ring and Lost the Second

636

Dean of Discipline are you CRAZY?!

637

Pepperidge Farm Cookies

638

Trashy Cheerleader I Have a Cheer For You!

639

Skipped Out on Jury Duty now Pay the Fine

640

The Tow Truck Double Tap

641

The ASPCA Knows About your Cat Problem

642

Mr.Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic

643

You're A Lying Mommy Thief

644

You Hit My Car Now Im Cracking Yours

645

Clean Up Your Dog Poop

646

Airline Isn't Compensating You For Problem

647

DJ Dribs Is Spinning At Your Wedding

648

Lost The Cat Again

649

Dad I Spent $4000

650

You're Ripping Off Billy The Paper Kid

651

Wilson The Cleaning Guy Buying A Car

652

Remove The Fake Cow From Your Yard

653

Larry Stole My Vending Machine!

654

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Tries To Sell The Sham WOW!

655

Stop Dropping Off Dog Poop!

656

Skeery Jones Phone Taps His Mom For Mother's Day

657

Greg T Crosses Phones Lines Between Grandma Hedy and His Mom

658

Greg T Asks Grandma Hedy About The Birds And The Bees

659

Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T Has Bacon Poisoning

660

Greg T's Toilet Flush with Mom and Grandma Hedy

661

Grandma Hedy's Brownies Gave Everyone Diarrhea

662

Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T is Cheating on His Wife

663

Greg T And The Hereditary Fart Problem

664

Greg T Asks His Mom Uncomfortable Sex Questions

665

Greg T and Grandma Hedy's Reindeer Debacle

666

Housebroken

667

Shame on You, "Uncle Johnny"

668

Book 'Em

669

Another Movie Night

670

Sexline Bling

671

A "Helping" Hand

672

Sisterly Love

673

Wait Till' I Get Home!

674

Shaved-Off Eyebrows

675

You Didn't Deserve To Pass!

676

Stop Feeding The Cats!

677

Jealous Sal

678

Hey There, Eileen!

679

Parking Ticket Trouble

680

Mamma Mia!

681

Vet Bills Add Up

682

It's a Family Affair!

683

The Tireless Telemarketer

684

No Sex in our Driveway!

685

The Clueless Plumber

686

Caught Stealing Placements

687

Canceled Christmas Gifts

688

Suspended Driver

689

Stolen Crane Game Machine

690

Canceled Disney Trip

691

Underage Driving

692

No Paycheck After You Quit

693

Messy Apartment

694

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer's Bedazzler

695

Car Runs Out Of Gas

696

Unpaid Electricity Bill

697

Ruining A Relationship

698

Banned Prom Date

699

Engagement Ring Drama

700

Wrong Number Phone Tap

701

Cancelled E-ZPass

702

Lisa Phone Taps Froggy

703

Don't Put Me On Hold

704

Demanding Jingle Ball Tickets

705

Daughter's Freaky Birthday Party

706

Missing Car Parts

707

School Suspension

708

Repairman Drama

709

Delinquent Computer Payment

710

Your Sandwich Made Me Sick