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Elvis Duran Phone Taps — 710 episodes
Mom, I'm Taking Adderall for Finals
The Dog Peed on The Wedding Dress
Cant Hear You - I'm Canceling the Cable
Not Getting Apartment Deposit Back
Prof. Pastemack Sez You're Not Graduating
Geek Squad is Calling
Cruise Chaos Sends Aunt Joanne Spiraling
The Job Mom Never Saw Coming
Roommate From Hell
Promzilla Melts Down Over Her Limo
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You
Daughter “Steals” a Credit Card for What?!
Dad, I'm Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom
| Can't Take You To the Prom
The Thousand Cupcake Order
In the Arms of an Angel
Stop Calling About Boy Bands
I Found Your Wallet
One Less Pair in Your Sneaker Collection
Hollywood Guy Wants To Make Your GF Famous
Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny
Fish Tank Disaster
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Giggletime Toys
How Much Did the Flowers Cost?
Your Daughter Ran Over My Garden
Waste Explosion in Your Apartment
Butt Dialed My Son with Tinder Guy
3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief
Gibberish Prank Calls
Stop Bringing Your Stank-Ass Eggs to Work!
Skipping SAT Class
Can’t Clean your Wine Vomit Sweater
Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick
I Hit Your Bike
Nerdy Ex Boyfriend Wants Your Girl Back
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a TV
Mrs. Loogie Not Making Car Payments
Adopt a Horse
Clean My Blood Stained Carpets
St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Wakeup
Broke the Statue on Spring Break
I Know You Farted in the Meeting
You WILL Buy My Daughter’s Girl Scout Cookies
You’re Stealing Pizza and Charging Double
Grandpa, Are You Cheating on Bingo?
Your Wimpy Dog is Barking
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bumper Badge
My Sister and Her Beau are Moving In!
Hot Pepper is Burning My Mouth
We Transferred Money to Scam Email
Mr. Trivia
Borrowed Dad’s Car and Got Pulled Over
The Egg Stractor Telemarketer Call
Taking the Car from my Bratty Daughter
Pay the Dental Bill!
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Egg Crackers
Text by the Letter Phone Plan
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Babysit
Mom, We’re Drinking Four Loko
Your Daughter is Snap-Chatting Dirty Pics
Modifying Your Disney Reservation
No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl
Your Daughter Streaked on Football Field
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 10
I Spent 500 Bucks on Fantasy Football
Going to Bahamas on Your Wedding Day
Invited Me to Miami when You Were Drunk
Why Did You Roll Bak the Mileage?
Stop Using Our Dumpster
The Ten Items or Less Line
The Lousy Lumberjack
You Blew Up our Time Share Toilet
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Suck Bag
The Broken Recliner Chair
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Lost Her Teeth
Pizza Guy Talking to Himself
The 5 Year Old’s Hickey
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants Piano Lessons
Oppenheimer Zachary's Thanksgiving Nuts
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)
Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party
Santa's Not So Helpful Helper
Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights
Santa's Coming to your Sweet 16
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
Mom, I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas
Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Position
Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party
Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party
Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
No Sex in front of Elf on the Shelf
I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
I Slept with Your Boyfriend
Setting You Up with the Guy I Slept With
Reverse the Reversal of your 2K Room Charge
Mashgalopsis Calls a Hair Salon
Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
Mother-In-Law is Staying With Us Longer
Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready
Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving
I'm Spending my Tuition Money on my Etsy Store
Officer Danielle Tickets a Loud Mouth
Pookah and Astro Made Puppies
Daughter’s Wedding is Pushed Back
The Exterminators are Coming AGAIN
The Bitchy Teacher Has It Out for Your Son
Suspending Your License for Unpaid Tickets
If You Park in my Empty Lot, You Pay Rent
Sister Can’t Afford to Help w/ KinderCare
Your Trip Was a Scam
The Office Halloween Party Playboy Bunny
You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
Come Pick Up Your Piece of Crap GTO
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon
We Towed Your Meatball Truck
Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
No Halloween Party at MY Hall
You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost
You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
Audition To Be a Zombie
Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations
Cat Woman is Coming to Your Kid's Party
The Glass Room is Taken
Babysitter Ordered Porn
Take Down Your YouTube Comment
Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove
Substitute Teacher is Sick
Dick Burger Talks to Himself
Skeery Phone Taps Businesses w/ Tony Soprano
Naked Idol
Pick Up your Puppy at the Airport
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28
We Repossessed Your Corvette
Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?
Stole Chips Off Your Truck
The Exterminator Needs Access Now
It’s About Time
I Want My Phone Back
I Threw Up at Your Party
Wife And Potty Mouth are In Jail
Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet
Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car
Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden
The Happy Wakeup Call
I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate
Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing
I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor
Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster
My Boob Job Before Your Wedding
You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse
You Screwed Up my Roofing Work
Your Number on the Bathroom Wall
I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool
Beach House Burned Down
We Drained Your Pool
Poop in the Pool
Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party
Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class
Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes
I Bought Your House
Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit
We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy
Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick
I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!
Come Test Out Your Future Coffin
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed
I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27
Your Stinky Returned Clothes
Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree
Skeery Gets Tapped
I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors
Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden
Stuck in a Dressing Room
Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler
Return the Where’s Waldo Book
Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch
Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend
The Stolen Cemetery Flowers
Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4
Diner Napkin Stealer
EZ Pass Cancellation
The Impressionist’s Audition
We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill
The Third Broken Vacuum
The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn
Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed
Need 5 G’s for Car Damage
The Community Pool Hates Your Kids
Daughter is Skipping Summer School
We Pushed Back Your Vacation
Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation
You Punched a Hole in The Wall on Vacation
On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance
Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise
Moving your Bahamas Vacation
Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!
You're Not Getting Paid For Bad Vacation
Digging You an In Ground Pool
Confiscating your Beach House
Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back
Groom’s Mom Can’t Go on Wedding Cruise
Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation
Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie
Not Getting Your Hunting License
The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party
Grandfather is a Deadbeat
Mom I’m Taking Adderall for Finals
Dad is Driving You to Prom
I’m Taking my Teacher to Prom
Professor Pasternak Says You’re Not Graduating
Your Daughter is Not Graduating
Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom
Daughter Not Walking at Graduation
You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom
The Graduation Party Will Start Earlier
Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress
Memorial Day Weekend House
Unpaid Furniture and the Whiny Girl
Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away
Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump
Adopting Another Dog and Cat
The Guido Lunch Reservation
Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor
We Want to Feature Your Crappy Meatballs
Following Up on Lost Library Book
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 13
No Toilet Paper in Wendy’s Bathroom
Your House is on the Market
Trying to Make a Career from Online Poker
The Mini Golf Cheater
That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20
Mom, I Racked Up Room Service on YOUR Dime
We Caught You Stealing Place Mats
You Can’t Put Down the Tree
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved
Health Department Shutting Down Your Restaurant
Modifying Your Disney Reservation
Broke the Statue on Spring Break
3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief
Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard
The Church Kids are Brats
Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden
The Bitch Cake
Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall
The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint
Tattoo After First Date
Getting Charged for Luggage
Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership
The Piano Lesson
Used Dad’s Social Security to Buy Car
Your Son Dumped Me
The Coat Check Doesn't Have Your Coat
Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive
Your Girlfriend Missed Her Court Date
Credit Card Payment Late
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Cockburns Wine
Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood
Stop Singing Lady Gaga in the Shower
Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall
Because of Lice, We're Burning Your Stuff
Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class
Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick
St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call
You've Maxed Out the Credit Card
BF Featured on Junk of the Month Club
Busted on the Refrigerator Insurance
No More Haircut Cancellations!
Sold the Family Ring on Ebay
The Bad Babysitter
Erica Hill Talks To Herself
Can’t Fix the Misspelled Birth Announcement
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates
The Computer Store Lost your Laptop
Yo Hummer Guy Stop Beeping in Neighborhood
The Meat Guy Hit The Mercedes
Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles
The Expensive Furniture Set
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami
Painted Your Basement Without Permission
Sending Your Son Home for Face Rides Shirt
Snow Removal Guy Sucks
Your Daughter Owes Me Tattoo Money
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy
Forgot to order Valentine's Day Flowers
I Can See You Showering
The DMV is Revoking Your License
No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl
Your Ring is a Piece of Garbage
We Screwed Up your Washer Dryer Order
Your Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off
The Afternoon Wakeup Call
DJ Dribs is Spinning at Your Wedding
Test Driver Crashed the Car
Your Refrigerator Delivery Problems
Your Girlfriend is Pregnant
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7
Bridezilla Not Having a Saturday Wedding
Daughter is Staying at My House This Weekend
At Work Husband Want Your Girl
You Didn't Pay You Water Bill, Crazy Lady
I Set You Up with My Proctologist
The Guy From Facebook is Romancing Me
You're Ripping Off Billy the Paper Kid
Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over
Your Daughter Hired Me to Walk Your Dog
Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp
Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)
Movers Broke Your Piano
Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer
The Toilet is Overflowing
Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist
Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)
Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions
Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party
Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress
Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas
Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party
Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights
Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas
Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper
I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas
Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
Give Me Back my Ottoman
Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces
Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra
Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer
I'm Dating Your Mom
Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey
The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready
Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving
Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone
Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer
The Bakers Son Broke the Statue
Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School
Ordered the Wedding Ring For You
Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through
Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty
Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures
Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts
I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It
You Forgot Your Doody Diaper
Lizette Slept Over Last Night
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic
The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations
Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
Happy Birthday Wakeup Call
Audition to be a Zombie
You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween
No Halloween Party at MY HALL
The Office Halloween Party
Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home
The Sick Deli Worker
No More Shoes
The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree
Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest
I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day
You're Starting to Grow Boobs
Parents Eavesdropping on Your Call
We Messed Up Your Car, Your Fault
Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection
You're Being Fined for the Cable Boxes
Free Burgers For Friends
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Classic 70's Music
We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident
Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding
YesYesYes You'll Pay More For the Car
Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again
My Mom Doesn't Do That
You Delinquent Electronics Bill
I'm Dating Your Grandma
Stop Eating My Apples
Your Daughter is Playing Hip Hop at Lunch
The Car Broke Down Again
Get Your Garbage Pickup Straight
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster
Dad I Stole Your Credit Card
Danielle Monaro Violation Service
Dad I'm Having a Pleasure Party
Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football
Can't Renew Vows until Give Money to Church
Son Caught in the Fountain by Mall Cop
Danielle Calls a Funeral Home
Responding to Lost Luggage Complaint
Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again
The Father Daughter Hunting Trip
Daughter is Skipping Summer School
Furniture Guy at Your House During Vacay
Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp
Your Daughter is Cutting Summer School
Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
You and Your Dog Gizmo are Getting Robbed
Not Getting your Cast Off
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3
Not Getting Accepted Into Choice College
Your Car Fell Off the Truck
Mamma Mia I Racked Up a Credit Card Bill
Danielle is a Terrible House Guest
Didn't Get the Birthday Flowers
The Tree is Mine
You're Having My Baby
Wedding Canceled Pipe Burst
Grandma Needs an Appointment
We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills
My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You
Your Computer Bill's Overdue
Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick
Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job
The Sounds of the 60's and 70's
Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue
Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity
The Sounds of the 60's and 70's
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth
Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7
Sister Changed the Bridesmaid Dresses
I'm Dating Your Mom
Beat your Kid at Family Fun Day
Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk
The Library Tough Guy
The Velour Suit Mix Up
Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled
You're Hot But You Suck at Singing
Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach
Your Daughter is Skipping Summer School
Confiscating Your Beach House
We Drained Your Pool
You're Not Getting Paid for Bahamas Vacation
Babysitting Ruining Vacation
We Pushed Back Your Vacation
Beach House Burned Down
You Punched a Hold in the Wall on Vacation
Digging You an Inground Pool
Your Son is Selling Exam Answers
Brother Yells at Sister for Getting Caught Hooking Up
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16
Babe The Pork Place is Ripping Us Off
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Uber Eats Complaint
Want to Have Lunch with Country Boy's GF
Arms of an Angel
Splitting Your Office Space
We're Freezing Your Bank Account
Good Guy or Good Bye
Fortune Cookie Was Misspelled
Your Daughter Shopped at Pink Pussy Cat
Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers
Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Flex Flashlight
The Landlord's Dogs are Barking Too Loud
Stop Feeding the Cats
Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue
The Cement Truck Spilled on Front Lawn
I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool
Memorial Day Weekend House
Stop Feeding the Cats
Pulled Out the Wrong Tooth
How Much Did the Flowers Cost?
Watching Porn in Your Bed
This Is Your Wakeup Call, Taneeka
Daughter Caught Smoking Pot
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5
You Closed Your Pizzeria Early
Your BF Bought a Fake Chanel Bag
Caught Peeing in Neighbor's Plants
I Want Your Daughter Back
Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often
Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth
Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny
Airline Isn’t Compensating For Your Problem
Roxy Phone Taps Herself
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You
The Bouncy Castle Collapsed
We Shaved Your Pussycat
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop
Clean Up Your Dog Poop
We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow
Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table
You Can’t Park in That Spot
Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows
Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early
My Bunny is Eating His Poop
Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog
Skeery Gets Tapped
It's My Slot Machine
Spare a Square in the Ladies Room
I Screwed Up the Oil Change
Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment
Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day
The Broken Recliner Chair
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop
Coughing In Your Catering
You're Being Sued on TV Court
Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF
Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call
Uber to the Airport
No Refund for the Clown Magician
Pepperidge Farm Cookies
Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"
Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger
I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir
Jealous of the Office Hugger
Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald
St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup
You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours
Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley
We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost
Dad I Spent $4,000
Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It
First Date Marriage Proposal
The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over
Stop Stealing Free Food Samples
I Slept With Your Sister At Your House
Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon
I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11
The Tow Truck Nightmare
The Porta Potty is Not Available
Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table
The Cheating Sorority Girl
I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog
Brad From Rads Tattoos
Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date
Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy
Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field
No TV For The Super Bowl
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24
I Had Sex In Your Dress
Not Lifting The Treadmill
Your Tenants Want To Move Back In
You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store
The Skydiving Rookie
We Want to Bury You for Our Film
Your Dinky Dog
Happy Birthday From a Clown
Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked
You're A Bad Catholic
The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter
On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance
Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office
Never Hung Up On Your Mom
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22
You Son Is Having Sex With My Daughter
Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion
We Need Your Dog Back
Tony Soprano Phone Taps
Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies
Your Wife Is Dropping Out Of School
I've Been Lying About Going To School
Adopt A Dog For You
Valet Lost The Keys
Maury Povich Wants Your Paternity Test
Can't Return The Dirty NYE Dress
Oppenheimer Drug Deal
Your Restaurant Is Making Me Burp
The Idiot Painter
Mr. Scire And The Late Christmas Presents
Kicking The Christmas Elf On The Shelf
Your Christmas Decorations Are Overdone
Mom I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas
Santas Not So Helpful Helper
Hey Stop Stealing My Garbage
I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
Putting Christmas Decor In Sexual Positions
Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
Honey I Invited More People For Christmas
No Sex In Front Of Elf On The Shelf
Paid Someone To Hang The Christmas Lights
I Want To Buy Your Beer Cans
Grooms Mom Cant Go On Wedding Cruise
Your Daughters Freaky 21st Bday Party
Caden Calls Sales for JB Tickets
Skeery Phone Taps Anita For JB Tickets
The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn
I'm Coming To Hawaii With Your Family
The Kegs And KY Jelly Party
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 9
Mother In Law is Staying With Us Longer
Oppenheimer Zachary's Nuts
The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving
Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkeys
Bringing Professor BF Home For Thanksgiving
Grandma Is A GILF I Want To Date
The Tow Truck Nightmare
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Gym Membership
Dad Secretly Goes To Strip Club Reverse
Can't Keep Bringing Your Dog To Work
Test Driver Crashed The Car
Your Refrigerator Delivery Problem
You Owe Me $1400 For Versace Purse
Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off
Your Car Isn't Safe To Drive
Daughter Racked Up Credit Card Bill
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4
Elmo's Disney Vacation
Daughter Got A New Cell Phone
Super Sounds Of The 60s And 70s
I Found Your Son's Wallet At Yankee Game
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler
Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem
Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp
Not Covering your Knocked Out Teeth
I Hocked the First Ring and Lost the Second
Dean of Discipline are you CRAZY?!
Pepperidge Farm Cookies
Trashy Cheerleader I Have a Cheer For You!
Skipped Out on Jury Duty now Pay the Fine
The Tow Truck Double Tap
The ASPCA Knows About your Cat Problem
Mr.Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
You're A Lying Mommy Thief
You Hit My Car Now Im Cracking Yours
Clean Up Your Dog Poop
Airline Isn't Compensating You For Problem
DJ Dribs Is Spinning At Your Wedding
Lost The Cat Again
Dad I Spent $4000
You're Ripping Off Billy The Paper Kid
Wilson The Cleaning Guy Buying A Car
Remove The Fake Cow From Your Yard
Larry Stole My Vending Machine!
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Tries To Sell The Sham WOW!
Stop Dropping Off Dog Poop!
Skeery Jones Phone Taps His Mom For Mother's Day
Greg T Crosses Phones Lines Between Grandma Hedy and His Mom
Greg T Asks Grandma Hedy About The Birds And The Bees
Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T Has Bacon Poisoning
Greg T's Toilet Flush with Mom and Grandma Hedy
Grandma Hedy's Brownies Gave Everyone Diarrhea
Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T is Cheating on His Wife
Greg T And The Hereditary Fart Problem
Greg T Asks His Mom Uncomfortable Sex Questions
Greg T and Grandma Hedy's Reindeer Debacle
Housebroken
Shame on You, "Uncle Johnny"
Book 'Em
Another Movie Night
Sexline Bling
A "Helping" Hand
Sisterly Love
Wait Till' I Get Home!
Shaved-Off Eyebrows
You Didn't Deserve To Pass!
Stop Feeding The Cats!
Jealous Sal
Hey There, Eileen!
Parking Ticket Trouble
Mamma Mia!
Vet Bills Add Up
It's a Family Affair!
The Tireless Telemarketer
No Sex in our Driveway!
The Clueless Plumber
Caught Stealing Placements
Canceled Christmas Gifts
Suspended Driver
Stolen Crane Game Machine
Canceled Disney Trip
Underage Driving
No Paycheck After You Quit
Messy Apartment
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer's Bedazzler
Car Runs Out Of Gas
Unpaid Electricity Bill
Ruining A Relationship
Banned Prom Date
Engagement Ring Drama
Wrong Number Phone Tap
Cancelled E-ZPass
Lisa Phone Taps Froggy
Don't Put Me On Hold
Demanding Jingle Ball Tickets
Daughter's Freaky Birthday Party
Missing Car Parts
School Suspension
Repairman Drama
Delinquent Computer Payment
Your Sandwich Made Me Sick