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532: It's Still Real Fire
531: Sequestering the Mess
530: A Living Highlighter
529: The Narwhal Looked Amazing
528: Goldfish Chunks
527: At The Jellyfish Conference
526: Take A Taste Of Engineers
525: Some Sort of Metal
524: This Isn't a Movie
523: Bad Experience With Donuts
522: The Information Is In Poop
521: Are You The Tiny Domino?
520: All Sorts of Interesting Facts About Teeth
519: The Password Is All Zeros
518: Nothing We Can Do About Frogs
517: A Direct, Sensible Podcast
516: Voices From the Cataclysms of the Universe
515: Script Boomers
514: Just Turn Off All the Computers
513: I'm Sorry You Learned Something
512: What if I Didn't Stop?
511: Forty Trillion Divides
510: The Secret Chip
509: Swarmed by Engineers
508: Descartes' Demon
507: Turn Our Data Into Predators
506: How Do I Fit a Whale Into an Apartment Building?
505: Potato in a Number Field
504: The Robot Was Expecting It
503: The Tiniest Laptops
502: Chat, J'ai Peté!
501: Inside the Armpit of a Giraffe
500: Nerding Out About the Ducks
499: This Is Your Problem
498: To Consume Stickers
497: Everyone Likes Tiny
496: Beauty, Elegance, Consistency
495: Shortcut the Difficulties of Reality
494: All Tech Is Wearable
493: Put the Peeps in the Chili Pot
492: Octopus Army
491: Oscillators Oscillating Other Oscillators
490: Wait Until Physics Has Happened
489: Constructive Cat
488: Two Slices of Complimentary Bread
487: Focus on Fizzing
486: A Nice Rainbow Dream
485: Conversation Is a Kind of Music
484: Collecting My Unhelpful Badge
483: An Ion of the Highest Fidelity
482: Reference the Same Dog Object
481: The Girl from Evel Knievel
480: Surprises Early In The Game
479: Make Your Voice Heard
478: The Map Is Not the Territory
477: One Thousand New Instructions
476: Sidetracked by Mining the Moon
475: Stuffed Animal or Colleague
474: It's All Chaos and Horror
473: Math Is Not the Answer
472: Field of Boxes
471: Bicycle Built For Two
470: Upping the Chaos Level
469: Saving the World Is Not a Hobby
468: Designed to Kill All Humans
467: Temporary Axolotl
466: Attacked by a Goose on the Way to the Office
465: Dinosaurs, Pirates, Spaceships
464: Please Make This Monster Look Scary
463: Layers of Band-Aids
462: Spontaneously High Performing
461: Am I the Cow in This Scenario?
460: I Don't Care What Your Math Says
459: Ideas Have to Come From Somewhere
458: Fiddling, DIY, and Cursing
457: Rubber Duck Phase Cancellation
456: Left Right Symmetry of a Banana
455: Snaps!
454: Printf Hello
453: Too Dumb to Quit
452: Numbers on Computers Are Weird
451: From Concept to Launch
450: Swimming Through Nutritious Slurry
449: Soldering the Ukulele
448: Little Squiggles All Around
447: All Sorts of Weird Problems
446: World's Best PB&J
445: I Do Not Like Blinking
444: It Is If You Do It Wrong
443: Vexing Machines
442: I Do Like Musical Robots
441: Ear Goobers
440: Condemned to Being Perfect
439: Ditches and Psychology
438: There Is Nothing That Is True
437: Chirping With the Experts
436: 20 GOTO 10
435: Sad Lack of Gnomes
359: You Can Never Have Too Many Socks (Repeat)
434: I Love It, It's Exhausting
433: Getting Mad About Capes
432: Robot Bechdel Test
431: Becoming More of a Smurf
430: Broken Toys All Around Me
317: What Do You Mean by Disintegrated? (Repeat)
429: Start With Zero Trust
428: Sprinkling a Little IoT
427: No Fisticuffs or Casting of Spells
426: Equivalently Annoying
425: Burnout Leads to the Dark Side
294: Ludicrous Numbers of LEDs (Repeat)
316: Obviously Wasn't Obvious (Repeat)
424: Between Midnight and 6am
423: Speaking of Aardvarks
422: It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature
421: Paint the Iceberg Yellow
420: Googly Eyes and Top Hats
314: Why Are Wings Needed in Space? (Repeat)
419: Fission Chips
418: Answer Me These Questions Three
417: I Don't Know How My Brain Works
416: EEs Are From PIC, SWEs Are From Arm
415: Rolling Computers
414: Puff, the Magically Secure Dragon
413: Puppy-Like Glee
412: Inductors Don't Have Feelings
411: Batteries Get Upset
305: Humans Have a Terrible Spec Sheet (Repeat)
410: Emacs From the Future
409: A Better World
295: In the Key of Lime (Repeat)
408: Room In Your Heart for Your Robot
407: Boards Are Like Sandwiches
406: R2D2 Is a Trash Can
405: Bacta Tank for Your Brain
404: Uppercase A, Lowercase R M
403: Engineers Are a Difficult People
402: We Are a Lazy Species
278: Bricks' Batteries Last Forever (Repeat)
401: Oil and Water
400: A Really Long Time
399: Hey, What's Going On?
398: Clocks Get Into Everything
290: Rule of Thumbs (Repeat)
397: Owl
293: Skateboard Tricks (Repeat)
396: Untangle the Mess
395: I Can No Longer Play Ping Pong
394: Being Four-Year-Olds
393: Don't Drive My Baby Off the Table
286: Twenty Cans of Gas (Repeat)
392: It Was C++ the Whole Time!
391: The Lesser of Two Weevils
390: Irresponsible At the Time
389: Blobs Are Not Stressful
275: Don't Do What the Computer Tells You (Repeat)
388: Brains Generate EMF
387: Bucket of Spiders
235: Imagine That, Suckers! (Repeat)
230: What the Hell Is Wrong with Unicorns? (Repeat)
386: Not Managing Robots
385: I Just Wanted an Industrial Arm
384: What's a Board File?
271: Shell Scripts for the Soul (Repeat)
383: The Monkey's Not Gonna Work
382: Playing In the Desert
381: Mass Sponge Migration
380: Trending Toward Telepathy
379: Monstrous Cable Corporation
269: Ultra-Precise Death Ray (Repeat)
378: Pair-enting Programming
BONUS: Your Cat's Not Part of the Band
377: Robot at the Park
376: Left Half of My Brain Is Digital
375: Hiding in Your Roomba
374: Getting Rafty
142: New and Improved Appendages (Repeat)
373: Docker! Docker! Docker!
372: The Motivation of Creativity
371: All Martian Things Considered
370: This Is the Whey
369: More Pirate Jokes
250: Yolo Snarf (Repeat)
368: Amazing That Any of This Works
367: Data of Our Lives
366: All the Wrong Tools
365: Barbed Wire Fence and Great WiFi
364: All the Abstractions
363: Squishy Nature
362: Permutations of Underscores
255: Jellyfish Are Pretty Badass (Repeat)
361: Have a Dog for the Day
360: Cats Love It!
359: You Can Never Have Too Many Socks
358: Woodturning Influencer
357: How Do You Think Waffles Work?
253: We'll Pay Them in Fun (Repeat)
356: Deceive and Manipulate You
355: Favorite Ways to Make Noises
354: Better Snowmen in Finland
353: Red for the Ones That Might Blow Up
352: Baby's First Hydrofluoric Acid
351: Dextral or Sinistral
350: The State of the Empire Is Good
242: The Cilantro of Robots (Repeat)
349: Open Down to the Transistor
348: Flop Onto the Bouncy Castle
347: Be Careful About the Bits
346: You Have Everything You Need
345: Do What Apple Says
220: Cascading Waterfall of Lights (Repeat)
344: Superposition, Entanglement, and Interference
343: Getting Brains to Work
342: That Girl's Brain
236: The Concept of Delayed Gratification (Repeat)
341: Big Hugs to Everybody
340: The Left Bunny Slipper
339: Integrity of the Curling Club
338: Working With People Is Terrible
337: Not Completely Explode
336: Common Sense Is Not Common Sense
335: Patching on the Surface of Mars
226: Camp AVR Vs. Camp Microchip (Repeat)
334: Bag of Heuristics
333: Project Purgatory
332: There Were Fires
331: Friendly Tea Kettle
330: I Just Want a Dog
190: Trust Me, I'm Right (Repeat)
329: At Least 32-Bits, Thank You
328: Debugging Like a Monkey
327: A Little Bit of Human Knowledge
326: Wrong in the Right Way
325: Hasn't Been R2D2'd
324: I'll Let You Name Your Baby
207: I Love My Robot Monkey Head (Repeat)
323: Snail Appnote
322: Learn Assembly Code
321: The Edge of Science Fiction
320: Why Isn't This Working?
319: Squidly Tentacles
211: 4 weeks, 3 days (Repeat)
318: Amazed at How Things Are Amazing
317: What Do You Mean by Disintegrated?
316: Obviously Wasn't Obvious
315: Trespassers William
314: Why Are Wings Needed in Space?
313: Where the Paper Knows It Needs to Fold
312: Two Meter Exhaust Port
204: Abuse Electricity (Repeat)
311: Attack Other People's Refrigerators
310: While Loops Dressed up for Halloween
309: Nature's Engineers
308: More Energy
307: Big While Loop
306: What Is in the Magic Box?
305: Humans Have a Terrible Spec Sheet
304: ADC Channel Six
303: Kids, Turn in Your Chips
51: There Is No Crying in Strcpy (Repeat)
302: Worst Book Ever
301: Giant Novelty Check
300: Introverts Disperse!
299: Reasonably Foreseeable Misuse
298: In the Cow Case
297: Mice to Do My Bidding
296: Train Me Later
295: In the Key of Lime
294: Ludicrous Numbers of LEDs
293: Skateboard Tricks
292: Now I Feel Less Cool
291: General Drip and Tinkle
290: Rule of Thumbs
289: Stamping HORSE on Zebras
288: You Got a Screen!
187: Self-Driving Arm (Repeat)
287: Joke With No Punchline
286: Twenty Cans of Gas
285: A Chicken Getting to the Other Side
284: Honking Big Asparagus
283: Flippendo Is Kind of a Swirly
282: Tin Can Through a Wet Noodle
281: Tame Geek
280: Reginald P. Theodore Johnson
162: I Am a Boomerang Enthusiast (Repeat)
279: Top Pedant
278: Bricks' Batteries Last Forever
277: The Sport of Kings
276: Playing a Song on a Potato
275: Don't Do What the Computer Tells You
274: Swiss Knife of Embedded Systems
273: Off the Topic of My Jammies
272: Stick 'Em on Whales
271: Shell Scripts for the Soul
270: Broccoli Is Good Too
269: Ultra-Precise Death Ray
164: Heatsink in a Shoebox (Repeat)
268: Cakepan Interferometry
267: Cute and Squishy
266: Drive off the End of the Universe
265: What's Your Superpower
264: Do It for the Herd
109: Resurrection of Extreme Programming (Repeat)
263: Experience the Theory
262: Egg Freckles
261: Blowing Their Fragile Little Minds
260: We Talked a Lot
259: Calculators Changed My Life
258: Security Is Another Dimension
257: Small Parts Flew Everywhere
256: Agglomeration
255: Jellyfish Are Pretty Badass
254: Murdering Thousands of Gnomes
41: Pink Universes Die Really Quickly (Repeat)
10: Hands Off, Baby (Repeat)
253: We'll Pay Them in Fun
252: A Good Heuristic for Pain Tolerance
251: I Agreed at the Time
250: Yolo Snarf
249: It Depends
248: I'm Not in Charge!
247: He's Not Going to Cut That, Is He?
130: Criminal Training Camp (Repeat)
246: Sacrifice That Computer
245: Tell Me How People Hurt You
244: Magic And Electrons
243: Pick a Good One
242: The Cilantro of Robots
241: One Two Blah Blah Blah Ten
240: Belgian Waffles
239: Tweet My Boots
137: Pausing to Think (Repeat)
238: My Brain Is My Toolbelt
237: Break All the Laws of Physics
236: The Concept of Delayed Gratification
235: Imagine That, Suckers!
234: The Good Word About AI
233: Always the Wrong Way
232: Blob Is a Good Word
231: Single Origin Coffee
230: What the Hell Is Wrong with Unicorns?
229: Slinky with a Lot of Math
228: Pedantic or Andrantic
227: Half of Everything Is Wrong
226: Camp AVR Vs. Camp Microchip
225: When Toasters Attack
124: Please Don't Light Yourself on Fire (Repeat)
224: Interrupts to Interrupt Interrupts
223: Gregorian Chants and Things
222: Virtual Bunnie
221: Hiding in Plain Sight
220: Cascading Waterfall of Lights
62: Costs a Penny to Go to the Bathroom (Repeat)
219: Not Obviously Negligent
218: Neutron Star of Dev Boards
217: 10000 Pounds of Pressure
216: Bavarian Folk Metal
215: Heisenbugs
214: Tiny Sensor Problems
213: Electricity Doesn't Act Like an Apple
212: You Are in Seaworld
211: 4 weeks, 3 days
210: The Glass Hour
209: Debuggerception
208: What If You Had a Machine Do It
111: Potty Train Your Tamagotchi (Repeat)
78: Happy Cows (Repeat)
207: I Love My Robot Monkey Head
206: Crushing Amounts of Snow
205: Questions about Dumplings
204: Abuse Electricity
203: Save My Board
202: Flush and Your Inner Fish
201: Accidentally Incredibly Dangerous
200: Oops
199: Petri Dishes of Doom
198: Unmanned Flying Thingy
197: Smell the Transistor
196: Software Server Thingybob
195: A Bunch of Sputniks
194: Something For Something
193: Axiomatically Did Not Happen
192: Button Connected To Nothing
191: What, Yogurt!?!
190: Trust Me, I'm Right
189: The Squishiness Factor
188: Twitter Is a Cocktail Party
187: Self-Driving Arm
186: Sleeping on the Factory Floor
99: You Can Say a Boat (Repeat)
185: Nice Mahogany Table
184: Not Likely, Possible, or Safe
183: Robots Having Nervous Breakdowns
182: Sorry Little Diodes
181: Work on It for Ten Years
180: Chickens in Helmets
179: Spaghetti Reducer
178: Alexa Stop
30: Eventually Lightning Strikes (Repeat)
177: Boba Fett Fell Down
176: Let's Go Light It Up
175: How Hard Could It Be?
174: It's Not Weird
173: Everything's Amazing
172: Tell Forth You Me Please
171: Perfectly Good Being Square and Green
170: Electron Gnomes
53: Being a Grownup Engineer (Repeat)
169: Sit on Top of a Volcano
168: Put Your Gear on the Ping Pong Table
167: All Aliens Are Shiny
166: Sardine Tornado
165: When People See a Button
164: Heatsink in a Shoebox
126: Live From Supercon
163: Syringes That Give You Cake
162: I Am a Boomerang Enthusiast
161: Magenta Doesn't Exist
160: Chowdered up the Spoilboard
159: Flying Rainbow Children
158: Programming Is Too Difficult for Humans
157: Explosion of Multicopters
156: Black Knight 2000
155: Foot-Seeking Bullet
154: Physics Is a Big Pain
153: Space Nerf Gun
152: Dodecahedrocopter.com
151: Captain Stochastic
150: Sad Country Song
149: Flamethrowers Aside
148: A Minimum of Two Poops
147: Bolts for Tuco
146: The Loyal Opposition
145: This Is Embedded
144: Asking For Clippy
143: I'm Thinking of Unicorns
142: New And Improved Appendages
141: Malevolent and Trying to Trick You
140: Physics Is the Same Everywhere
139: Easy to Add Blood Splatter
138: Quit Yer Whining
137: Pausing to Think
136: Let's Try Out Some Broccoli
135: No More Yoda Heads
134: Diet-Friendly Dog Food
133: Plenty of Room in Your Ear
132: Destruction Is Easy
131: Carve Me a Duck
130: Criminal Training Camp
129: Atoms Not Bits
128: The American Pi
127: Chicken Equals Duck Plus One
125: I Like Cheat Codes
124: Please Don't Light Yourself On Fire
123: Banished from Running Linux
122: Glue a Board to Your Resume
121: The Idea of Mojo
120: Boll Weevil Eradication
119: Do Your Neighbors Have Any Idea?
118: Awesome and Frequently Useless
117: In as Much as Which
116: You Have to Care
115: Datasheeps
114: Wild While Loops
113: A Noddy Little Program
112: My Brain Is My Resource
111: Potty Train Your Tamagotchi
110: Happiness Is a Warm Puppy
109: Resurrection of Extreme Programming
108: Nebarious
107: Until They Are Spaghetti
106: I Am a Scientism
105: Some Paths Are More Suicidal
104: Only the Paranoid Survive
103: Tentacles Of the Kraken
102: The Deadly Fluffy Bunny (With WiFi)
101: Taking Apart the Toaster
100: Unintentional Radiator
99: You Can Say a Boat
98: Figments of My Imagination
97: Bubblesort Yourself
96: Yarn Is Serious Business
95: The Elon Musk of Earth
94: Don't Be Clever
93: Delicious Gumbo
92: Everybody Behave, Please
91: Save Us From Astronauts
90: Stick It in a Pumpkin
89: I Have New Batteries
88: Science Is a Lot Like Quilting
87: Make My Own Steel Foundry
86: Madeupical Word
85: Stalked by Hoopers and Engineers
84: You Can't Make Money Taking Tests
83: The First Time I Was Electrocuted
82: I Was a Chewbacca Person
81: Two of Those People Can't Be Ducks
80: Most of Us Are Human Beings
79: Not as Efficient as the Borg
78: Happy Cows
77: Goldfish, Fetch My Slippers!
76: Entropy Is for Wimps
75: End Up in a Puppy Fight
74: All of Us Came in Sixth
73: That's a Waste of Bits
72: This Is My NASA Phone
71: Dirty Your Mindscape
70: Make Us All into Sherlock Holmes
69: Look at This Entire Aisle of Standoffs
68: Dancing With Hundreds Of Women
67: Software for Things That Can Kill People
66: As Simple as Possible
65: Resonant Frequency of My Butt
64: Making Making Embedded Whoops
63: Dingo-Rabbit Deathmatch
62: Costs a Penny to Go to the Bathroom
61: I Want Programmable Pants
60: Fun Things You Can Make out of Beagles
Bonus: Heartbreak Afterparty
59: Vision for Simple Minds
58: Use These Powers For Good
57: Engineering on the Run
56: Rodents of Unusual Size
55: Embedded Systems and Cricket
54: Oh! The Hugh Manatee
Bonus: From Solid Con
53: Being a Grownup Engineer
52: Maximize the Sonic Boom
51: There Is No Crying in Strcpy
50: The Podcast Formerly Known As...
49: Is That an Ardunio in Your Pocket
48: Widgets on the Hands of Ants
47: Bridge of Toothpicks
46: I'm Painting the Turtle
45: Yanking on a Cat's Tail Is the Only Way to Learn
44: Light Up Strikes Back
43: A Lot of High-Falutin' Math
42: Blocks of Gold with LCD Displays
41: Pink Universes Die Really Quickly
40: Mwahaha Session
39: I Blame Space
38: Blame the Monkey
37: Surf's Up
36: Drive the Boat with a Wii Mote
35: All These Different Reasons Why You Might Want to Do Something
34: Really Big Cabbage
33: Quitting My Finnish Lessons
32: Woo Woo Woo
31: If You See a Dongle Run Away
30: Eventually Lightning Strikes
29: Ducking the Quadcopter
28: A Lot of Wish Fulfillment
27: You Are Blowing My Mind
26: The Tofu Problem
25: Thunderdome for Antennas
24: I'm a Total Fraud
23: Go For Everything I Want
22: Mincraft Is the New Apple II
21: The Tent Is Flat and Everyone Is Wet
20: Soldered Together By Monkeys
19: Bacon and Beer Event
18: Brine Solids Building Up in Strange Places
17: Facebook Status: Maybe Not Dead
16: Democracy Is the Worst Form of Government
15: Robot on the Front
14: Hot
13: Introspective Nasal Gazing
12: You Have a Jedi Sword
11: Tell Me I'm Wrong, It's Fine
10: Hands Off, Baby
9: Kidnapped and Blindfolded
8: Studebaker Love Story
7: Lights, Camera, Electrons
6: Do Robot Squirrels Dream of Electric Imps...
5: Passion Is Contagious
4: Are We Not Lawyers?
3: Plenty of Candy, No Guns
2: My Little Pony Stopped Outputting
1: Start Tinkering