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Emergency Podcast! (An Austin FC Podcast) — 107 episodes
Episode 102: Austin FC Players Are Moonlighting as Catholic School Teachers Emergency
Episode 101: Dictionary Boy and Captain Thesaurus Emergency
Episode 100: Of All the Things That a Mom Can Walk In On, Nothing More Shameful Than Podcasting Emergency
Episode 99: There Are Butts Everywhere Emergency
Episode 98: Marc Anthony Needs to Know If Fans Are Going to Get Into Nu Stadium in Time to Hear Him Sing the National Anthem Emergency
Episode 97a: Neither of Us Had the Denim Kit On Our List Emergency
Episode 97: The DJ Is On a Heater Emergency
Episode 96: A Metaphorical Corpus Christi Emergency
Episode 95: Trying to Podcast Without My Mom Walking In on Me Emergency
Episode 94: Superman on a Supplemental Emergency
Episode 93: Tifo with the Fringe on Top Emergency
Episode 92: Lent Usually Does Coincide with Mardi Gras Emergency
Episode 91: Consommé and White and Mint Green Jerseys Emergency
Episode 90: A Gradually Getting More and More French Podcast Emergency
Episode 89: We Lost Our Portuguese Translator Emergency
Episode 88: Facundo Torres Gently Touches His Frosted Tips Wistfully Wondering, 'Whither My xA' Emergency
Episode 87: Might Be Seeing Facundo Torres in a White T-Shirt Kit Soon Emergency
Episode 86: An Optimistic Fan Wolf and a Skeptical Journalist Wolf Inside of Me Emergency
Episode 85: Sacrificing Pop-Tarts and Summoning Diego Luna Emergency
Episode 84a: Anaconda (1997) and Anaconda (2025) Emergency
Episode 84: We've All Got to Learn About the 2 DP/4 U22/$2 Million in GAM Roster Build Now Emergency
Episode 83: A Lot of Us Were About to Die on That Field Emergency
Episode 82: Finding Room For Leagues Cup and the Playoffs in the 2026 Schedule Emergency
Episode 81: Bill and Ted and Samuel Beckett Emergency
Episode 80: We're Signing Everybody to Long-Term Pay Raises Because We Love Them So Much Emergency
Episode 79: They're Doing This With Just Two DPs Emergency
Episode 78a: Baseball Fandom, Powered By Spite Emergency Tangent
Episode 78: Sir Minty is the Free Space on the MLS Playoff Bingo Card Emergency
Episode 77: A Friendship Tested By Playoff Baseball Emergency
Episode 76: We've Found Something with Even More Dead Patches Punctuated By Moments of Intense Excitement Than Soccer Emergency
Episode 75: Getting Past Open Cup and Surely Locking in a Playoff Spot While Living the Life of a Showgirl Emergency
Episode 74: Open Cup Final Means We Have to Learn About Nashville SC Emergency
Episode 73: Zoom Turned Me Into Max Headroom Emergency
Episode 72: Finding Ourselves in a Finals But Still Having to Play the Sounders Emergency
Episode 71: Open Cup Semifinal Emergency
Episode 70: 43-Degree Cold Plunge Emergency
Episode 69a: Spinal Tap Emergency Tangent
Episode 69: Nice (For All Those International Teams Borrowing Our Players) Emergency
Episode 68: That Larry David Meme Come to Life Emergency
Episode 67: Moussa Djitte's Used Yeti Cooler Could Be Yours Emergency
Episode 66: I Wrote a Play About GAM Emergency
Episode 65: Boston Mixed With The Darkness Emergency
Episode 64: Apparently Can't Wear Jerseys For All 30 MLS Teams and Do Right By Your Fanbase Emergency
Episode 63: Tom Bogert Lets Us Know It's Pork Roll and Definitely Not Taylor Ham Emergency
Episode 62: Bringing Up MLS Predictions to National Soccer Writers Emergency
Episode 61: Moontower Soccer and Swoontower Soccer Hot Take Emergency
Episode 60: We're Still Waiting For Messi Emergency
Episode 59: Max Bretos Needs a Cowboy Hat But Doesn't Want to Look Too Much Like a Tourist Getting One Emergency
Episode 58: 30-Foot-Tall MLS Soccer Ball at the Domain Emergency
Episode 57: Soccer Celebration Emergency
Episode 56: Maybe There a Monkey's Paw in the Mail Emergency
Episode 55: A Seven-Year-Old Interviews Austin FC Players at an H-E-B Emergency
Episode 54: Broken Sandals and Glorious Grass Emergency
Episode 53: Smothered, Covered, Diced, Capped, and Topped Emergency
Episode 52: Visions of a Towering Yeti Tumbler Emergency
Episode 51: Trapped In a San Antonio Car Show Emergency
Episode 50: There's a Car in My Face Emergency
Episode 49: No End to the Hypotheticals Emergency
Episode 48: Ilie Held a Masterclass and We Just Had to Share It Emergency
Episode 47: Dizzy and Dehydrated in the Middle of May Emergency
Episode 46: Impromptu Obscure Open Cup Trivia Emergency
Episode 45: A Bad Enough Loss to Declare This a Quasi-Emergency
Episode 44: Apprecitement and Excapprehension Emergency
Episode 43: Duran Duran is Cleft in Twain Emergency
Episode 42: Scared Ad Boards Don't Advertise Things Emergency
Episode 41: Very Nearly Supporters' Shield Leaders If Things Just Break Right Emergency
Episode 40: A Soccer Player Made in a Lab Emergency
Episode 39: I Immediately Have to Celebrate in Thierry Henry's Personal Space Emergency
Episode 38: Decidedly Unworried About All These Concerns Not Quite Rising to the Level of Emergency
Episode 37: This 17-Goal Pace is Leading Me to Make a Beeline to Whataburger Emergency
Episode 36: More Than 1,000 Hours of Painting and Sewing and Whatnot Emergency
Episode 35: Joe Lowery Thinks San Diego FC Might Be Pretty Good Emergency
Episode 34: Pronunciation Guide Emergency
Episode 33: Oleksandr Svatok's Anger Is Already in Mid-Season Form Emergency
Episode 32: They Let Us Talk to Nico Estevez Emergency
Episode 31: Annual Ridiculous Kit Leak Emergency (The Emergency Tradition We Love)
Episode 30: Driussi, Dubersarsky, Uzuni with Tiger, and a Mowed Lawn Electric Watermelon Emergency
Episode 29: We Have 2024 Green Smoke but No 2025 Green Smoke As of Yet Emergency
Episode 28: We Officially Have 34 More Matches to Worry About Emergency
Episode 27: Turns Out Fire on a Boat is Not Really an Emergency
Episode 26: Mailbag Stuffed Like a Turkey Emergency
Episode 25: Four Senior Roster Spots Open and One of Us Is Doing Impressions Emergency
Episode 24: New Coach Emergency
Episode 23: Needing New Outro Cue Emergency
Episode 22: The Actual Emergency We've Been Waiting For
Episode 21: Prelude to an Emergency Podcast Emergency
Episode 20: 4% Chance of Making the Playoffs Emergency
Episode 19: Lots to Fret About Emergency
Episode 18: It's Hot Out Emeregency
Episode 17: We Fixed Leagues Cup But That Means We're Still Talking About Leagues Cup Emergency
Episode 16: Two Leagues Cup Wins and Five Dogs In This House Emergency
Episode 15: Pumas and Rayados Here for Leagues Cup Emergency
Episode 14: I Went to Frisco and All I Got Was This Red Card and This Chick-fil-A Sandwich Emergency
Episode 13: Josh Wolff is the Last Limb on the Berhalter Coaching Tree Emergency
Episode 12: Delicious Tears of Cristiano Ronaldo Emergency
Episode 11: Josh Wolff and Davy Arnaud in a Sauna Emergency
Episode 10: Matt Hedges Is the Sex Panther of Late-Game Subs Emergency
Episode 9: The Best Discovery Rights Players Were Already Taken In Deuteronomy Emergency (A Mailbag Emergency)
Episode 8: You Didn't Tell Me There'd Be Math Involved Emergency
Episode 7: Can't Activate Osman Bukari Immediately Emergency
Episode 6: Oh, You Mean An Actual EMERGENCY Emergency
Episode 5: That Cute Secondary Austin FC Mascot Might Give You Leprosy Emergency
Episode 4: The Thomas Rongen Line Special Edition Emergency
Episode 3: Verde Keeps Winning But Maybe Not in Canada Emergency
Episode 2: 20 Million Dollars of DP Winger Coming at Verde Emergency
Episode 1: Road Goal-Scoring Form Going to Houston Emergency
Episode 0: The Trailer