All Episodes

What Happened to Writing Bad Poetry? - Celestial Monsters Chapter 1

God-Awful Parents- The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 26

El Chupacabra - Sunbearer Trials Chapters 24 & 25

Los Restos - Sunbearer Trials Chapter 23

Flamin' Hot Puns - Sunbearer Trials Chapter 22

Legally Blonde [TEASER]

Huemac is Uncle of the Year - Sunbearer Trials Chapter 21

7 Years of Hashtag Ruthless!

A Single Choice Could End the World: The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 20

The Emperor's New Groove [TEASER]

Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu? - The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 19

Wicked: For Good (2025) [TEASER]

Can I Pet That Dog (Jaguar)? - The Sunbearer Trials chapter 18

Bonus Episode: Spice World

C*ckblocked by the Moon: Sunbearer Trials Chapter 17

Wicked (2024) [TEASER]

Teamwork makes the Dream Work: The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 16

I Don't Have a Cloaca: The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 15

SINNERS (2025) [TEASER]

Annoying Teenage Birds - The Sunbearer Trials ch. 14

Monster Brawl! - Sunbearer Trials Chapter 13

Superman (2025) [TEASER]

Two Bros Chillin' - Sunbearer Trials Chapter 12

Lucky Day Book Discussion

Chuck Tingle Talks Lucky Day

Serenity (2005) [TEASER]

Wing It: Sunbearer Trials Chapter 11

Disaster! at the Dinner Table: Sunbearer Trials Chapter 10

Magical Gender Confirmation! - The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 9

The One Where Teo Gets His Wings! - The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 8

Pride Advice episode--this time with Levity!

The Curse of Resting B*tch Face: Sunbearer Trials Chapter 7

Pit Bull Energy: The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 6

And There Was Aurelio: The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 5

(Complimentary): The Sunbearer Trials Chapter 4

More like *Daddy* Suerte: Sunbearer Trials Chapter 3

This is a Really Good Book! ST chapter 2

We're in our Sunbearer Duology Era: ST ch 1

🎶Any Way The Wind Blows🎶 AWTWB FINALE!

The Coziest Chapter: AWTWB ch 84-89

31. Immortality at the Bottom of a Squirrel: AWTWB ch 81-83

30. A Spectacular Transgression

Dear Hashtag Ruthless: An Advice Bonus!

A Relentlessly Queer Birthday Bonus

29. The Gayest Thing So Far: Any Way the Wind Blows ch 73 74 76 79

28. What a Tangled Web We Weave: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 74 +75

Bonus! Encanto

27. Obviously: Any Way The Wind Blows

26. You F*cking Menace: AWTWB ch 64 & 66-69

25. FINALLY! AWTWB ch 62-63

24. I’m Cold Calling a Demon: AWTWB ch 59 + 61

23. If You Can’t be Gay at IKEA Where Can You? AWTWB ch 56-58 +60

22. PG-13 Erotica: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 54-55

21. VIBES! AWTWB ch 51-53 +65

20. Making Up for Lost Time: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 48-50

19. Three Headed Dogs!!! Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 45-47

18. Chosen? This Man was Born During an Eclipse! Any Way The Wind Blows ch 43-44

17. Maybe I Should Cold Call a Demon: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 41-42

16. Chosen One O'Clock

15. I'm Not Cold Calling a Demon: AWTWB ch 36 & 40

14. Death by Chocolate: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 33-35

13. You Had Me at "Wings:" Any Way the Wind Blows chapters 31-32

BONUS: The Gayly Planet goes Star Trek

12. Penny Should Learn to Play Darts: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 29-30

An Advice Episode

11. Snowvians: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 27-28

Patreon Bonus Compilation!

10. The Chosen One (tm): Any Way the Wind Blows chapter 26

Snow for Christmas

9. FLIRTING! Any Way The Wind Blows chapter 25

8. 50 Shades of Frowns: Any Way the Wind Blows chapters 22 + 24

7. Penny Can Have a Little Crush, as a Treat: Any Way the Wind Blows chapters 21 + 23

6. I'm a Broken Down Mess and You're a Rat Drinking Monster: Any Way the Wind Blows chapter 19

5. Everyone Needs a Vet Tech: Any Way The Wind Blows chapter 14

4. Depression and Breakups: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 11-13

3. Pay Your Chosen Ones: Any Way The Wind Blows chapters 7-10

2. Bisexual Nerd Vibes: Any Way the Wind Blows chapters 4-6

Any Gay the Wind Blows: AWTWB chapters 1-3

23. Don't You Cry No More: the Wayward Son Finale

22. 50,000 Weirdos Save the Day: Wayward Son chapters 56-63

An announcement and a bonus! Buffy the movie

21. Get Simon a Pithbull: Wayward Son chapters 54-55

20. Now You See It, Now You Don't: Wayward Son chapters 51-53

19. Vampirism, Disrupted: Wayward Son chapters 48-50

The Language of Flowers: My Rosebud Boy part II

My Rosebud Boy: a fluffy bonus episode

Deja Q: A Star Trek Bonus episode

18. Vector-borne Vampirism: Wayward Son chapters 45-47

17. Baz's Perfect Suit: chapters 43-44 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell

I Want to Look at the Stars: Wayward Son chapters 41-42

Prove Love, Create a Better Timeline

Astrology Class With Not All Geminis

15. I'm Blue: Wayward Son chapters 38-40

14. Our New Dragon Overlords: Wayward Son chapters 36-37

13. Misfit Tourist Trash: Wayward Son chapters 34-35

Agatha's in Trouble: Wayward Son chapters 32-33

Dear #RP: Pride Advice episode 3

Only one of these is a feminist movie: Birds of Prey vs. Wonder Woman

11. Shepard! Wayward Son chapters 30-31

Maggie Walsh and her Nancy Ninja Boys: A We Are The Gayers Bonus!

10. America is a Failed Experiment: Wayward Son chapters 27-29

9. Bioluminescent Magic: Wayward Son chapters 24-26

8. Have You Heard the Good News About Small Mammals?

Like a Boy Marilyn Monroe: Wayward Son chapters 19-20

6. Agatha’s cupcake power move: Wayward Son chapters 16-18

Baz, the Poet: Wayward Son chapters 14-15

4. Teaching Simon to Drive (Totally a Euphemism): Wayward Son chapters 10-13

3. A Love Letter to Agatha: Wayward Son chapters 7-9

2. Fellas, is it gay to fly economy? Wayward Son chapters 4-6

1. Gayward Son: Wayward Son chapters 1-3

37. Let Simon Off This Chariot!–Carry On Tarot Recap

36. There’s Nothing Straight About Blue Velvet: Carry On epilogue

35. Davy (derogatory): Carry On chapters 85, 86, and epilogue pt 1

34. Simon Says: Carry On chapters 82-83

33. Of Course The Mage Listens to Morrissey: Carry On chapters 80-81

32. Sus sex magic: Carry On chapters 78-79

31. These Self-Sacrificing Assholes: Carry On chapters 76-77

30. What? Simon is Evolving! Carry On chapters 72-75

29. Baz Has Anglerfish Mouth: Carry On chapters 70-71

28. Deciphering Davy: Carry On chapters 68-69

27. A Pit Viper in a Pinstripe Suit: Carry On chapters 66-67

26. Someone is Definitely Seducing a Vampire: Carry On chapters 63-65

The Hopepunk Revolution: a conversation with Chuck Tingle

Dear Hashtag Ruthless: Gender & Sexuality Advice

The Wavering Wood: a Pride month fanfic treat

Satire, Yet Sincere: Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love

An Update and a Bonus

25. And Then HE Kisses ME: Carry On Chapters 61 and 62

24. Make Way For The Queen: Carry On chapter 60

23. Don't Date Visionaries: Carry On Chapters 57-59

22. Kiss/Kill/Improvise: Carry On chapters 54-56

21. Baz in Those Jeans: Carry On chapters 52 and 53 featuring The Colored Pages Book Club

20. Study Thine Enemy’s Lips: Carry On ch. 50 & 51

19. StarGAYzing: Carry On chapters 48 & 49

18. Great Snakes! : Carry On chapters 45-47

17. SnowBaz Erotica: Carry On chapter 44

16. Baz, the Vampire Emoji: Carry On Chapters 42 & 43

15. A Kissed Opportunity: Carry On chapters 39-41

14. Kisses and Blood: Carry On Chapters 37 and 38

13. Hashtag Flawless: Carry On chapters 35 and 36

12. All Passion No Compassion: Carry On Chapters 32-34

11. Wet-Ass Magic: Carry On chapters 30 and 31

10. Bloody Perfect: Carry On Chapters 27-29

9. Pitch Perfect: Carry On chapters 24-26

8. Gay People Love Puns: Carry On chapters 20-23 with special guest Theo Julien Forrester!

7. The Slowest Burn: Chapters 17-19

Bonus! Pride Q and A episode

6. Gay Pining: Carry On Chapters 15 and 16

5. Divination is real: Carry On chapters 10-14

4. Raging About The Mage: Carry On Chapters 6-9

3. Watch Thine Enemy Sleep: Carry On Chapters 4 and 5

2. Smell Thine Enemy: Carry On Chapter 3

1. "Enemies": Carry On Chapters 1 & 2

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