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Esoterica Cinema — 210 episodes
Psycho - First Watch with Ryan
From Beyond (Deep-Dive Review)
The Road to Greenlight - The Fly
The Fly Deep-Dive Review
Will You Like Kinds of Kindness? (No-Spoiler Short Review)
Possession - Deep Dive Review
Society - Deep Dive Review
Poor Things - Deep Dive Review
Atomic Blonde (5 Minute Review)
Speed Racer (2008) Deep-Dive Review
Hundreds of Beavers | Podcast Review-in-Brief
Mad Max: Fury Road
Gangubai Kathiawadi Movie Review
The Square
Ed Wood
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Suspiria
Anatomy of a Murder (Deep Dive Review)
The Whale
Dr. Strangelove (Deep Dive)
The French Dispatch
RRR (Full Length Review)
Dunkirk
No One Will Save You
Lone Wolf & Cub: Sword of Vengeance
Shutter Island
Evil Dead Rise
Pre-Season 4 Update
Ryan's Way-Too-Early 2023 Summer Wrap-Up (Special Discussion)
Quest for Fire (5 Minute Review)
Knock at the Cabin (5 Minute Review)
Babylon (5 Minute Review)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (5 Minute Review)
3-Act Structure by Way of Jurassic Park (Story Structure Analysis)
Sisu (5 Minute Reviews)
Rififi (5 Minute Review)
SeYonce (Comedy Sketch)
House aka Haunted Houses Can Be Silly and Fun, Too! aka Episode 60 (Season Finale)
Baron Pennington's House of Nothing (Comedy Sketch)
Beau is Afraid (5 Minute Review)
Jacob's Ladder aka The Movie About Nothing aka Episode 59
Decision to Leave (5 Minute Review)
Re-Animatorade (Comedy Sketch)
Re-Animator aka More Serum! aka Episode 58
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (5 Minute Review)
Rose Colored Glasses (Comedy Sketch)
Amores Perros aka Love Mexican Style aka Episode 57
Grizzly Man (5 Minute Review)
Cold Dishes Revengatorium (Comedy Sketch)
Oldboy aka Revenge is a Dish Best Not Served aka Episode 56
Earth Girls are Easy (5 Minute Review)
Elephantitus Man (Comedy Sketch)
The Elephant Man aka Dignity's On Me, Friends aka Episode 55
The Menu (5 Minute Review)
Hushpuppie's Fishpunchery (Comedy Sketch)
Beasts of the Southern Wild aka Let the Children Roam Wild and Free aka Episode 54
La La Land (5 Minute Review)
The Monster Consortium (Comedy Sketch)
The Monster Squad aka Universal Monsters Never Die aka Episode 53
All Quiet on the Western Front (2022) (5 Minute Review)
Al-QaeDate (Comedy Sketch)
Four Lions aka Terrorism Has Never Been So Hilarious! aka Episode 52
And Justice For All (5 Minute Review)
Larry Brodka, P.I. (Comedy Sketch)
L'Avventura aka Lust, Italian Style aka Episode 51
Eyes Without a Face (5 Minute Review)
Nope (5 Minute Review)
Midsommar (5 Minute Review)
The Banshees of Inisherin (5 Minute Review)
The Baahubali Saga (5 Minute Review)
The Invisible Man (2020)(5 Minute Review)
The Black Phone (5 Minute Review) *SPOILERS*
Hula Hoopin' (Comedy Sketch)
The Hudsucker Proxy feat. Shawn from Cheapseat Reviews aka You Know, For Kids aka Episode 50
Critters 2: The Main Course (5 Minute Review)
Gramburger Helper (Comedy Sketch)
Tokyo Story aka Say Hi to Your Mother for Me aka Episode 49
Bram Stoker's Dracula (5 Minute Review Series)
Crunters aka Drexler & Steve: Creature Hunters (Comedy Sketch)
Critters aka Feel Good Monster Flick of the Year aka Episode 48
Come True (5 Minute Review Series)
Murray & Beatrice's Fine Dresses & Alterations (Comedy Sketch)
Phantom Thread aka Don't Be a Woodcock aka Episode 47
Barbarian (5 Minute Review)
Air BnBeez in the Trap (Comedy Sketch)
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) feat. Candice from The Bloody Bits Horror Show aka Mr. Carpenter's Neighborhood aka Episode 46
The Killing (5 Minute Review)
Original Recipe Coca-Cola (Comedy Sketch)
Sweet Smell of Success aka Men Behaving Badly aka Episode 45
High Noon (5 Minute Review Series)
Schoolhouse Rock the Vote (Comedy Sketch)
Election aka Auteurs Come in All Shapes and Sizes aka Episode 44
Antichrist (5 Minute Review Series)
The Stalker's Handbook (Comedy Sketch)
Following aka Even Giant Film Directors Start Out Small aka Episode 43
Old Henry (5 Minute Review Series)
Salieri's Mediocre Italian Restaurant (Comedy Sketch)
Amadeus aka We Are All The Patron Saint of Mediocrity aka Episode 42
Incendies (5 Minute Review Series)
Dickshooter (Comedy Sketch)
Robocop aka The 80's Were Wild, Weren't They? aka Episode 41
Esoterica Cinema Trailer - Season 3
The Sign of the Cross (5 Minute Review Series)
RRR (5 Minute Review Series)
Patton (5 Minute Review Series)
The Show feat. Wyndham Jennings from Celluloid Fever Dreams (Full-Length Review)
12 Monkeys (5 Minute Review Series)
End of Evangelion - Part 2 feat. Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable (Bonus Discussion, Anime)
The Running Man (5 Minute Review Series)
End of Evangelion - Part I feat. Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable (Bonus Discussion, Anime)
The Color of Money feat. MJ Smith from Jaws For a Minute (Full-Length Review)
Neon Genesis Evangelion Pt. 3 feat. Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable (Bonus Discussion, Anime)
Blade Runner 2049 (5 Minute Review Series)
Neon Genesis Evangelion Pt. 2 - Feat. Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable (Bonus Discussion, Anime)
Upgrade (5 Minute Review Series)
Neon Genesis Evangelion Pt. 1 - Feat. Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable (Bonus Discussion, Anime)
The Beast (of War) aka Our Fans are the Best Fans aka Our First Full-Length Bonus Episode (Full Length Review)
The Card Counter (5 Minute Review Series)
Malignant (5 Minute Review Series)
Licorice Pizza (5 Minute Review Series)
Annette (5 Minute Review Series)
Nomadland (5 Minute Review Series)
The Keep: Actor Auditions (comedy sketch inspired by The Keep)
The Keep aka C'mon, Mann! aka Episode 40 aka Season 2 Finale
Koyaanisqatsi Wheels & Mental Health Services (comedy sketch inspired by Koyaanisqatsi)
Koyaanisqatsi aka Let's Get Audiovisual, Y'all! aka Episode 39
Paint on a Stoop (comedy sketch inspired by Crooklyn)
Crooklyn aka It's a Beautiful Day in Mr. Lee's Neighborhood aka Episode 38
Perfect Blue Pep Pills (comedy sketch inspired by Perfect Blue)
Perfect Blue (featuring Eddie "The Axe" Jefferson from The Bloody Bits Horror Show) aka Trip The Light Less Fantastic aka Episode 37
Wages of Fear: The Game Show! (comedy sketch inspired by (you guessed it) Wages of Fear
Wages of Fear aka Something Is Totally Wrong With A Little Bump & Grind aka Episode 36
Horskoch Hot Dogs (comedy sketch inspired by The Last Detail)
The Last Detail aka We Are The Shore Patrol aka Episode 35
Eric & Javan's Pro's & Con's - The Green Knight
Viva Esoterica! - Variety Special #4 - December
Malt Diznee Presents: Mixar's Vehicles
Duel aka Steven, Stop This Crazy Thing! aka Episode 34
The 69th Chamber of Sex (Comedy Sketch inspired by The 36th Chamber of Shaolin)
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (feat. Cameron Harrison of Green Shirt Podcast) aka Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' To Fux Wit aka Episode 33
Intruso Whole Home Convenience & Security (Comedy Sketch inspired by Cache)
Cache aka I See The Secrets That You Keep aka Episode 32
Psychoplasmics (comedy sketch inspired by The Brood)
The Brood aka The Film with Strong "Recently Divorced Guy" Energy aka Episode 31
Eric & Javan's Pros & Cons - Attack the Block
Viva Esoterica! - Variety Episode #3 - November
Ball Club for Men (comedy sketch inspired by Hard Candy)
Hard Candy w/ Special Guest Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio aka Creepers Gonna Creep aka Episode 30
Lucky Severed Fingers (comedy sketch inspired by Holy Motors)
Holy Motors aka Tripping on a Hole in a French Heart aka Episode 29
Super Bamboo-matic '76 (comedy sketch inspired by Harakiri)
Harakiri aka Seppuku Doesn't Pay, Kids aka Episode 28
Ry-Ant! (Comedy Sketch inspired by Matinee)
Matinee aka When a Film Can't Decide What It Wants to Be aka Episode 27
Eric & Javan's Pros & Cons - The Tomorrow War
Viva Esoterica! - October (Variety Episode #2)
Michael Bay's Grave of the Fireflies (Comedy sketch inspired by Grave of the Fireflies)
Grave of the Fireflies (feat. Kraig & Seamus, Repeat Viewing Podcast) aka Sad Times with Good Buds aka Episode 26
Country Store (Comedy Sketch Inspired by Tucker & Dale vs. Evil)
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil aka A Paper Thin Premise Does Not a Movie Make aka Episode 25
Jody White for Sheriff (Comedy Sketch inspired by The Void)
The Void aka Look Ma, No Financial Backing aka Episode 24
Eric & Javan's Pros & Cons - Spiral (featured in Viva Esoterica! Bonus Episode, September)
Viva Esoterica Variety Special! (Bonus Episode, September)
Camp Arcadia (Comedy Sketch inspired by The Endless)
The Endless aka Screw the Budget, We Have a Film to Make aka Episode 23
Malt Diznee presents Under the Skin (Comedy Sketch inspired by Under the Skin)
Under the Skin aka Let's Get Metaphysical, Yo! aka Episode 22
Home Seekers: New Zealand (Comedy Sketch inspired by Dead Alive)
Dead Alive/Braindead aka The Bloodlust of an Oscar Winning Director aka Our Season 2 Premiere aka Episode 21
Charles Cheesie's Family Restaurant* (*comedy sketch - murderous animatronic robots can have fun, too)
Willy's Wonderland aka Five Nights at Freddy's: The Unofficial Adaptation starring Nic Cage aka Episode 20 Season Finale
Vincent Gallo Wines* (*Comedy Sketch - We doubt a major corporation could get away with such a profane slogan)
Buffalo '66 & The Killing of a Chinese Bookie aka Don't Make Wagers with the Mob, Kids aka Episode 19
Audiodrome* (*Comedy Sketch - Werner Herzog is a strong supporter of the new flesh)
Videodrome aka The Eighties Were a Weird Time, Weren't They? aka Episode 18
Portrait of a Man on Fire* (*Comedy Sketch - BBC makes killer programming, don't they?)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire and Your Friends & Neighbors aka The Dichotomy of the Sexes aka Episode 17
Tom's Cruise Lines* (*Comedy Sketch - Tom's Cruise Lines has no affiliation with the actor Tom Cruise, who may or may not operate a cruise line)
Born on the Fourth of July aka The One Where Tom Cruise Doesn't Run (except for that one scene where he does) aka Episode 16
Dagon ASPCA* (*Comedy Sketch - The real Sarah McLachlan may or may not officially shill for Dagon)
Dagon & Bowfinger aka Obsession Can Look Any Number of Different Ways aka Episode 15
Zar-doze* (*Comedy Sketch - Ryan did not assault Jason during the making of this sketch)
Zardoz aka Who Slipped Psilocybin In My Morning Coffee? aka Episode 14
Stephen King Confronts Stanley Kubrick on The Jerry Springer Show* (*Comedy Sketch - This didn't really happen, y'all)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly & Dr. Sleep aka Let's Get Crazy With The Power Of Our Minds, Brah aka Episode 13
Love Songs on the Coast in the Midst of an Apocalypse* (*Comedy Sketch - Smooth jazz is a fine backdrop for any manner of event)
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World aka Let's Dress the Apocalypse Up with a Little Schmaltz, Shall We? aka Episode 12
Melvin Van Peebles Presents: The Lord of the Rings* (Comedy Sketch - MVP may not have had anything to do with the making of this film. But he should have)
Hero & Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song aka Two Silent Protagonists Diverged in a Yellow Wood aka Episode 11
Flippers Gentlemen's Club* (*Comedy Sketch - Even if Flippers were a real place, it would most certainly prove of ill refute)
The Lighthouse aka WTF Just Happened, Bro?!?! aka Episode 10
Crappe Shoes* (*Comedy Sketch - Crappe Shoes are not considered a worthwhile investment by most consumers)
Paths of Glory and High and Low aka Oh Snap, We're Bringing Out the Heavy Hitters on This One aka Episode 9
Wild Strawberries* (*Comedy Sketch - Not for virgin ears #bewarethedangersofstrawberries)
Booksmart aka Ryan & Jason Come to Terms With Being Middle-Aged Dudes aka Episode 8
Solaris Resort & Hotel* (*Comedy Sketch - We Doubt the Solaris Resort is as Much Fun as it Sounds)
Solaris & Wild Strawberries aka What's the Rush, Man, Take Your Time aka Episode 7
From the Makers of Guns Akimbo...* (*Comedy Sketch - You can akimbo anything if you put your mind to it.)
Guns Akimbo aka Let's Go Crazy ADD Style! aka The One Where We Have a New Guest Host aka Episode 6
Dr. Volmer's Seaside Elixir* (*Comedy Sketch - Even if such a product existed, we wouldn't recommend consuming it.)
A Cure for Wellness & The Lives of Others aka Jason & Ryan Have Their First Dramatic Disagreement aka Our Third Full Episode aka Okay, This Is The Last Time aka Episode 5
El Mariachi 2 Trailer* (*Comedy Sketch - Mr. Rodriguez may have no such film prepared.)
El Mariachi aka When That Kid Made a Movie for Seven Thousand Dollars aka Our Second Halfisode aka Yes, We're Trying to Confuse You aka Episode 4
Own Your Very Own Swiss Army Man Today!* (*Comedy Sketch - We are not responsible for gangrene contracted as a result of direct contact with Swiss Army Man.)
Fritz the Cat & Swiss Army Man aka Let's Rebel Against Society and Defy Convention aka Our Second Full Episode aka Episode 3
The New and Improved Hotel* (Comedy Sketch - The Hotel may only exist as a figment of Mr. Lanthimos's mind.)
The Lobster aka Be With Someone or Don't, It's All Good, Bro aka Our First Halfisode aka Episode 2
Aguirre's Existential Jungle Cruise feat. Werner Herzog* (*Comedy Sketch - May not be the real Werner Herzog)
Aguirre: The Wrath of God & Adaptation aka The Slow Descent Into Madness aka Episode 1