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Ethan Persoff — 133 episodes
Episode 8, Side B: "Optimism" (Everybody You Meet is Relevant) — A Good Bye to Paul
Episode 8, Side A: Paul Krassner on "The Parts Left Out Of The 1967 LBJ Story"
Episode 3, Side B: "The Decade Paul Krassner Was An Underground Abortion Referral Service"
Episode 4, Side A: Paul Krassner Recalls "The First Time I Met Lenny Bruce!"
Episode 3, Side A: Paul Krassner on "Publishing the 1959 Expose on the Birth Control Pill"
Episode 2, Side B: Paul Krassner Recalls "The Day JFK Was Shot" (Interview, 2017, Music added, 2020)
"EARTH, TAKE FOUR" — Spoken Word with Electronics, Issue #2
The Rubber Strip on the Interstate Quietly Counts Out Passing Cars.
Outside, The Carnegie Boys Kill a Trapped Baby Rat.
He Shows Her a Knife He Found in Her Kitchen. Now He Has a Hostage.
ACTION 7AM NEWS (Introductory Theme) — Disquiet0392
Unexpectedly, She Comes Home to Get a Book. He's There in the Hallway. (Disquiet0391)
The Venetian Blinds Have a New Message. (Disquiet0389)
Desperately, He Searches Through Every Drawer, Dresser, and Cabinet. (Disquiet0388)
Voices in His Head as He Looks Through the Living Room (Disquiet0386)
WOBBLING LOCK PICK: The Convict Shoves Into the Empty Home (Disquiet0385)
The Breathing Man in Accounting Looks at the Lingerie Ads (Disquiet0384)
The Orbiting Space Station's Daily Routine (Disquiet0383)
"Oh Oh Oh, Thank You Very Much, Charlie" (Good Morning) — Disquiet0382
Seven Cars Leave Seven Driveways (disquiet0381)
Hidden on a Hill, Birds Stare at the Escaped Convict, Wondering If He'll Wake Up (disquiet0380)
Breakfast in Three Separate Kitchens (disquiet0379)
Sunrise, As Her Eyes Awaken (disquiet0378)
A Faded Memory of 4am (the TV and the Lamp)
TV ANNOUNCEMENT: A House That is Neglected is a House That May Be Doomed! (disquiet0377)
The Shortwave Number Station Broadcasts PI to Its Sixth Known Number (disquiet0376)
Brian Carnegie Begins His Nightshift on TRUCK 72 as Brenda is Awoken by Their Twin Boys—disquiet0375
Across the Street, on Ambien and Hennessy, Charles Prints out His Internet Research (disquiet0374)
Meanwhile, Her Neighbor Privately Speaks with His Beige Venetian Blinds (disquiet0373)
Alone in Bed, Drifting to Sleep, Her Thoughts Endlessly Loop, Viciously on Repeat. (disquiet0372)
THE BUREAU: CUT TO BLACK / CLOSING CREDITS - Thank you for Listening, Good Night. (The End)
THE BUREAU: 6:30pm, CONCLUSION.
THE BUREAU: 6:29pm, "I Thought You Were Dead." You Finally Ask the President.
THE BUREAU: 6:26pm, His Eyes Bug Out and He Begins to Malfunction.
THE BUREAU: 6:23pm, The President Opens His Mouth, and Out Comes All of the World's Bullshit.
THE BUREAU: 6:19pm, Banjo Interlude.
THE BUREAU: 6:18pm, Staring Face to Face with the President and Wanting to Cut Him in the Throat.
THE BUREAU: 6:16pm, The Summoning is a Success.
THE BUREAU: 6:15pm, The Remaining Light of the Day Abruptly Turns to Night.
THE BUREAU: 6:13pm, If You Believe the President Can Be Summoned - Concentrate!
THE BUREAU: 6:12pm, CONCENTRATE! You Have 1 Minute, 39 Seconds to Bring the President Forward.
THE BUREAU: 6:11pm, The Brain is Still Hungry. It Will Need Your Help.
THE BUREAU: 6:09pm, EPILOGUE: Your Pocket Sings, "Stay, Bloody Valentine..." (It's the Brain)
THE BUREAU: 6:07pm, Unexpectedly and Predictably.
THE BUREAU: 6:04pm, Your Boss is a Wreck.
THE BUREAU: 6:01pm, The Brain Is Inside Your Head. You Unwrap it From Your Pocket.
THE BUREAU: 5:57pm, You Hear a Voice. There is No Riddle.
THE BUREAU: 5:55pm, Laughter from the Crumbling Brick Building.
THE BUREAU: 5:53pm, The Ghosts of Middle Managers Try Luring You Back Into Their Endless Purgatory.
THE BUREAU: 5:51pm, A Trash Fire of Years of Carefully Collated Papers.
THE BUREAU: 5:50pm, Debris from the Bombing.
THE BUREAU: 5:47pm, Human Resources Exit Interview.
THE BUREAU: 5:46pm, The Train Stops, and You're Back Where You Began.
THE BUREAU: 5:44pm, 4. BARZAKH (and Death)
THE BUREAU: 5:41pm, 3. SHEOL
THE BUREAU: 5:38pm, 2. FEAR
THE BUREAU: 5:35pm, 1. GRIEF
THE BUREAU: 5:29pm, Your Emotions Are Clear, Open, and Easily Accessible. The World is Wonderful.
THE BUREAU: 5:27pm, You Find the Ability to Revisit Early Memories, and Edit or Delete Them.
THE BUREAU: 5:22pm, You Sink Deeper Into a Quieter, Calmer, More Colorful Truth.
THE BUREAU: 5:21pm, Time Seems to Be Distorting as You Board Another Cabin at the Station.
THE BUREAU: 5:19pm, It Feels Unfortunate to Say Goodbye to the Stranger. But You Both Understand.
THE BUREAU: 5:17pm, CLEAR WATER: You Begin to Embark on Your New Chosen Path.
THE BUREAU: 5:16pm, YOUR CHOICE: Do You Accept This Drink, or Do You Decline It?
THE BUREAU: 5:11pm, "Do This For Me."
THE BUREAU: 5:07pm, The Stranger and The Brain Make a Proposal.
THE BUREAU: 5:06pm, "I Could Make You the Wealthiest Human Alive."
THE BUREAU: 5:02pm, "Money is Merely an Agreement," the Sliced Brain Utters.
THE BUREAU: 4:59pm, "You're Thinking About Money, Aren't You?" The Stranger Asks You.
THE BUREAU: 4:56pm, You and the Stranger Each Take a Seat Inside the Bar.
THE BUREAU: 4:54pm, You Begin to Wonder if This is the Beginning of a New Day.
THE BUREAU: 4:53pm, You Force a Miraculous Evacuation of the Train ... and You Both Sneak Away!
THE BUREAU: 4:51pm, You Hurry to the End of the Train. You Might Even Get Out of Here Alive.
THE BUREAU: 4:50pm, The Stranger Looks Up at You, Grabs Your Hand, and Says, "Let's Run!"
THE BUREAU: 4:49pm, Seven Police Begin Riding Alongside the Train. Five Drones Join the One Jet.
THE BUREAU: 4:47pm, You Are Satisfied the President Is Dead. Even if You're the Only One Who Knows.
THE BUREAU: 4:45pm, You Hold the Brain Up to the Monitor to See If It Affects the Speech Pattern.
THE BUREAU: 4:42pm, Those Dastards Must Have a Blastard's Big Brain Beacon.
THE BUREAU: 4:40pm, You Tell the Stranger, "I Know, Too. Better Yet, I Have a Photo of Him Shot."
THE BUREAU: 4:38pm, A Stranger Sits Down and Begins Crying Immediately.
THE BUREAU: 4:36pm, The Train Moves (Like You're Pulling a Cosmic Trigger)
THE BUREAU: 4:33pm, A Live Video of the President Talking Appears on a Nearby Monitor.
THE BUREAU: 4:32pm, The Ride Back to the City is Pleasant and Swift. The Train is Mostly Empty.
THE BUREAU: 4:30pm, You Catch a Nearby Train. It's Heading Back to Your City. War Has Been Declared.
THE BUREAU: 4:27pm, Pondering a Slice of What Controls the Planet, Rolled Up Around Your Fingers.
THE BUREAU: 4:24pm, You Take The Brain Out of the Ziplock & Slowly Roll It Into a Tight Wrap.
THE BUREAU: 4:18pm, Ironically, Despite's the Brain's Talk, You've Never Felt More Alive and Free.
THE BUREAU: 4:16pm, Under the Tree.
THE BUREAU: 4:08pm, The Early Evening News is Unkind to Todd.
THE BUREAU: 4:05pm, The Infant's Words are Weak, Wrapped in Plastic. But They Still Resonate.
THE BUREAU: 4:03pm, "This Could All Be Easier If You Just Turned Around and Gave Me Back."
THE BUREAU: 4:00pm, You Begin Running. Folded in Your Pocket, You Find a Paper Sack.
THE BUREAU: 3:58pm, You Hear Whispers From Within Some of the Walls.
THE BUREAU: 3:57pm, Wind Picks Up and You Notice the Town Suddenly Feels Less and Less Friendly.
THE BUREAU: 3:54pm, The Town is Interesting.
THE BUREAU: 3:52pm, You Walk Comfortably Forward. There Is No Reason to Feel Any Worry.
THE BUREAU: 3:51pm, A Small Town is Visible Ahead, and You've Found a Road.
THE BUREAU: 3:48pm, You've Got to Keep it Together.
THE BUREAU: 3:45pm, The Next Thing You Know You Are Running Away on the Ground.
THE BUREAU: 3:44pm, A Sudden Alarm From the Helicopter, as It Appears to Malfunction.
THE BUREAU: 3:43pm, Inside the Helicopter, a Small TV Monitor Carries a Horrifying Image.
THE BUREAU: 3:42pm, Medics Arrive, Begging You to Get Inside the Helicopter.
THE BUREAU: 3:39pm, TOTAL QUIET: You've Somehow Made It Outside.
THE BUREAU: 3:35pm, A Green Dot on a Black Rotating Screen.
THE BUREAU: 3:34pm, Inside the Cockpit of One of the U.S. Bombers.
THE BUREAU: 3:30pm, ON A BOAT: Setting Out to Sea, One Intruder Examines His Reward.
THE BUREAU: 3:29pm, Tiny Leaves of Flame Flicker out of a Small Window as the Building.
THE BUREAU: 3:27pm, The Fire Spreads to the Hallway.
THE BUREAU: 3:26pm, The Slices are Loaded into Sandwich Bags.
THE BUREAU: 3:24pm, In Shadows, You See the Infant's Brain Being Sliced Into Small Sections.
THE BUREAU: 3:23pm, You First Notice the Fire. You Then Notice the Bodies.
THE BUREAU: 3:22pm, You Feel No Need to Collate. You Feel No Need to Shred Paper. You Feel Relief.
THE BUREAU: 3:16pm, The Intercom Messaging System Has Been Overtaken by the Intruders.
THE BUREAU: 3:14pm, Back at the Office, the Lockdown Has Been Called Off. You Can Leave the Room.
THE BUREAU: 3:09pm, One of These Bombs Will Be Dropped Inert, Decorated with Russian Decals.
THE BUREAU: 2:57pm, The Decision is to Bomb Four OTHER CITIES as a Distraction.
THE BUREAU: 2:49pm, SAND AND PETALS: Five Bombers Leave from Whiteman AFB, All with Weapons Loaded.
THE BUREAU: 2:47pm, The CIA Immediately Scrambles into a Counter Plan. The Bldg Must Be Destroyed.
THE BUREAU: 2:45pm, With the Brain Incapacitated, the Attackers Begin Disassembling Their Catch.
THE BUREAU: 2:43pm, ATTACK THE INFANT BRAIN. THE INFANT BRAIN MUST DIE.
THE BUREAU: 2:41pm, On Their Tip-Toes, The Attackers Suprise the Infant, Pulling it to the Floor.
THE BUREAU: 2:39pm, Unaware of the Trap, The Brain Taunts the Gunman with a Misogynist Lecture.
THE BUREAU: 2:38pm, Others Quietly Gather in the Hallway, Hoping to Surprise with Gummed Netting.
THE BUREAU: 2:35pm, Suddenly, The Gunman is Attacked by the Giant Glowing Head.
THE BUREAU 2:25pm, Ten Unusual Minutes, as the Floating Infant Brain Presents Itself.
THE BUREAU: 2:23pm, Slamming Furniture Against the Door.
THE BUREAU: 2:22pm, The Gunman is Screaming, "Where is the Brain-Controlling Child!"
THE BUREAU: 2:18pm, Lockdown in the Building. News of an Active Shooter Near the Cafeteria.
THE BUREAU: 2:16pm, A Horrible Event.
THE BUREAU: 2:12pm, The Active Shooter Casually Walks By, Pretending to Work in the Kitchen.
THE BUREAU: 2:07pm, A Light Rain Hits the Roof of the Building, Dissipating Quickly...
THE BUREAU: 2:05pm, The Most Clever and Free Thinking are Forced by Economic Law into Poverty.
THE BUREAU: 2:03pm, Years of Neglect Have Affected the Entire City.