All Episodes
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast — 315 episodes
Episode 311: Noal in the Tower of Ghenjei with a Machine Gun
Episode 310: Mister Character Development
Episode 309: Randorin
Episode 308: The Germ Theory of Disease
Episode 307: Call Me Mishraile
Episode 306: Lady Corpse-a-Lot
Episode 305: We Could've Had Girl Nuke
Episode 304: Horse Crimes
Episode 303: How Many Eight-Year-Olds Does It Take to Tie a Tourniquet?
Episode 302: Demandred's Situationship
Episode 301: Rhuarc Has Been DILF-Certified
Episode 300: Q&A Round-up
Episode 299: The Alpacalypse
Episode 298: The Flavor-Blasted Lands
Episode 297: Olympic Boob Athletes
Episode 296: Taken by Wolves (Erotic)
Episode 295: Candlemaker Seppuku
Episode 294: The First-Ever Thawed Wife
Episode 293: Lanfearance
Episode 292: The Cringe to Gay Forsaken Spectrum
Episode 291: Jingle Jangle It's the Dark One
Episode 290: Happy Pride to Bald Hair
Episode 289: R.I.P. Deepe
Episode 288: R.I.P. Rand's Hand (But Not Mat's Eye)
Episode 287: R.I.P. Perrin's 94 Dead Relatives
Episode 286: R.I.P. Bulen
Episode 285: R.I.P. The Entire City of Caemlyn
Episode 284: R.I.P. Darlin's Sanity
Episode 283: R.I.P. Those "Unconscious" Asha'man
Episode 282: R.I.P. Talmanes (PSYCH!)
Episode 281: R.I.P. Darrell K. Sweet
Episode 280: Don't You Want to Rescue Me?
Episode 279: A Creepily Slow Rendition of "Bad Romance"
Episode 278: The 9/11 Episode of "Bones"
Episode 277: Babies Channeling
Episode 276: Hashtag Love Wins
Episode 275: King Virgin and Queen Slut
Episode 274: Perrin's Feelings Exhibition
Episode 273: The First Canine Fridging
Episode 272: Perrin's Ted Bundy Strategy
Episode 271: The Most Man
Episode 270: Get in the Purple Zone
Episode 269: There's Always a Jack the Ripper
Episode 268: Defund Paw Patrol
Episode 267: Mom Said It's My Turn at the Front of the Phalanx
Episode 266: The Elayne/Farquaad Similarities
Episode 265: Näeff
Episode 264: This Is My Fight Song
Episode 263: I Love My Ugly Son
Episode 262: Go to Therapy, Mr. Stag
Episode 261: TikTok Empath Energy
Episode 260: Hello, Heretic
Episode 259: He Doesn't Even Climb the Mountain
Episode 258: Callandor Turns Into a Gun, Actually
Episode 257: Five Guys Beheadings and Fries
Episode 256: Get Squashed, Idiot
Episode 255: Timothee Chalamet Vaping in the Vatican
Episode 254: Still Got Two Wives
Episode 253: The Dragon Reborn's Court Jester
Episode 252: Will Poulter
Episode 251: You'll Never Guess What Was at the Mattress Supply Store
Episode 250: Comrade Titties
Episode 249: On This Episode of Supernatural ...
Episode 248: Alpha-Core Gawyn
Episode 247: The Hardboy Scale
Episode 246: Goat Girl Summer
Episode 245: Lying Greg
Episode 244: Elon or Ellen
Episode 243: Sleete Watch 2023
Episode 242: Banner v. No Banner: Dawn of Justice
Episode 241: Five Generals' Group Chat
Episode 240: Javert Era, or Javerta
Episode 239: No More Situations, Please
Episode 238: Robert Jordan's School of Fantasy Naming Conventions
Episode 237: Great at the Military
Episode 236: DOUG
Episode 235: Who Needs Therapy? Have a Sword
Episode 234: Hammers Build Homes
Episode 233: Pony Elevator
Episode 232: Feel Bad? Just Don't!
Episode 231: Greg McKraken III
Episode 230: Who Sent the Trollocs??
Episode 229: Tee Hee, Women Are Mean
Episode 228: Samwil Kill God
Episode 227: A Billion Bees and Four Feral Raccoons
Episode 226: Snakez in the House
Episode 225: Brett the Aelfinn
Episode 224: Zorse
Episode 223: The Santa Gene
Episode 222: Forsaken, LLC
Episode 221: There's a Gas Leak in Perrin's Subplot
Episode 220: What, Like It's Hard?
Episode 219: Gawyn Trakand: Mall Cop
Episode 218: Beeping Up with the Basheres
Episode 217: Hey, Ear Guy?
Episode 216: Queue Fast Queue Furious
Episode 215: Barf Phase
Episode 214: Chess with LeBron James
Episode 213: Hate to Agree with Gareth Bryne
Episode 212: Birds or Death
Episode 211: A Caucasian Blob
Episode 210: Keep 'Em Guessing
Episode 209: Everything Is Still Bad and Awful
Episode 208: Airing of Grievances
Episode 207: It's Homer with a Steel Chair!
Episode 206: Rate Us on Yelp
Episode 205: Wiener Dog Cafe
Episode 204: Poverty-Stricken in Cheese Town
Episode 203: An Ugly Boy Who Can Do It All
Episode 202: THE CLAW
Episode 201: Deus Ex Padan Fain
Episode 200: Arson Lite, for Men
Episode 199: A Vat of Dragons
Episode 198: It's Been ... ONE WEEK
Episode 197: The Mona Sheep-a
Episode 196: Rand IS the Baba Yaga
Episode 195: Suroth in Falme with a Candlestick
Episode 194: What Does the Fox Man Say?
Episode 193: Mat's Rhythmic Gymnastics Routine
Episode 192: The Rat Is King
Episode 191: The Hero's Journey, For Her
Episode 190: Hatchetface
Episode 189: There Are Rocks Everywhere
Episode 188: How Not to Win a Guy in Ten Days
Episode 187: Know the Snow ... Biblically
Episode 186: Find That Rat
Episode 185: That's Not Very Ally of You
Episode 184: Welcome to the Smack Dome
Episode 183: No Body, No Dead
Episode 182: NO BONES?!
Episode 181: Top Ten Heroic Mat Moments
Episode 180: Dickmaster 3000
Episode 179: The Tallest Man Is in Charge
Episode 178: A Side of Skeleton
Episode 177: No Crickets Were Harmed in the Making of this Podcast
Episode 176: Mean Little Opinions Everywhere
Episode 175: Sharks and Vagrants
Episode 174: Critically Acclaimed Sex Dungeon
Episode 173: Only Real Ones Remember Cha-Cha
Episode 172: Mat's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Eleven Days
Episode 171: Elayne and Nynaeve Go to Clown College
Episode 170: Bimbic Inspiration
Episode 169: "It's Over, Anakin! I Have the Ethical High Ground!"
Episode 168: Rand's Errands Three
Episode 167: France, France
Episode 166: Murder Is Bad, Duh
Episode 165: Would You Sacrifice the Hottest Man in the World?
Episode 164: Sammael's Inglorious Death
Episode 163: Daddy's Little War Criminal
Episode 162: Travel-Sized Guillotine
Episode 161: 2 Dragon 2 Born
Episode 160: Love Geometry
Episode 159: Ofgayle
Episode 158: Vilnar the Science Guard
Episode 157: If Talmanes Had a Gun
Episode 156: Made of Water Bottles
Episode 155: That Lying Skank, Laritha
Episode 154: Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg!
Episode 153: Astral Projection of a Horse
Episode 152: Spiritually in a McDonald's
Episode 151: Dominating Friends and Manipulating People
Episode 150: The Worst Man You Know
Episode 149: Pope Shark
Episode 148: Mostly Ferris Wheel Stuff
Episode 147: "The Swiss Army Knife of Buttholes"
The Lost Tapes: Episode 146
Episode 145: Fanny Pack of Clif Bars
Episode 144: Stopcough Herb
Episode 143: Traveling Corn on the Cob Salesman
Episode 142: Enchanted by the Pringles
Episode 141: Sexy Gholam
Episode 140: Sprinkle in Some Torture Porn
Episode 139: Hypothetical Game of Thrones Writers Trolley Problem
Episode 138: Recreational Horse Stunts
Episode 137: 9-1-1 Bishop
Episode 136: The Forsaken Reality TV
Episode 135: It's All Bad
Episode 134: Indigenous Peoples' Day Special Episode
Episode 133: Last Battle Participation Trophy
Episode 132: Men Don't Have Tear Ducts
Episode 131: Titty Graveyard
Episode 130: Sisters or Coworkers, No In Between
Episode 129: Analysis Juice
Episode 128: Were-Pokemon
Episode 127: Fantasy Jesus Has a Death Wish
Episode 126: The Holy Quadrangle of Fascinating Dildo Things
Episode 125: The Jon Hamm Bubble
Episode 124: Pocketfuls of Confetti
Episode 123: The Most Dangerous Game
Episode 122: Tittelligence
Episode 121: The Enya Enigma
Episode 120: Snap, Crackle, Squash
Episode 119: Chekhov's Halo of Greatness
Episode 118: Read Black Authors, Not Wheel of Time
Episode 117: Egghienda, an Omelet
Episode 116: Dunking on Bono
Episode 115: Melancholy Culkin
Episode 114: An Ode to Well-Legged Devin
Episode 113: We Are Not Condoning the Assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Episode 112: Well-Turned Leggies
Episode 111: Lugard, A Great Place to Hide a Body
Episode 110: CSI: Wheelworld
Episode 109: Minions, When Slaughtered
Episode 108: Pain Box
Episode 107: Elite Forsaken Kill Squad
Episode 106: Cow Heaven
Episode 105: Cold, Sexy Eyeballs
Episode 104: I Wish You Had Not Done This
Episode 103: Yeet the Sad Bracelets
Episode 102: The Slayer Mythos
Episode 101: EARN THE EGG
Episode 100: Badonkahonkamungos
Episode 99: Air Criminal
Episode 98: ROXANNE!
Episode 97: Loial's Lethal Eyebrows
Episode 96: Purr-gatory
Episode 95: Everybody Needs a Water Criminal
Episode 94: ARE YOU NOT HORNY?!
Episode 93: RSVP to the Breaking of the Aiel
Episode 92: Lord Luc's Lifehacks
Episode 91: Anyway, That Was Tubthumping
Episode 90: Hat Cauthon
Episode 89: Covert Sexism Juice
Episode 88: Hammerhead-urabi's Code
Episode 87: That's WHY He's the Dragon
Episode 86: Gibbermast
Episode 85: Public Marriage Proposal Gun
Episode 84: Run, Serena Williams of Battles
Episode 83: Falafel Tinder
Episode 82: Elayne? Total Wifey
Episode 81: Jermathan Steelrod
Episode 80: Jugs and Meat
Episode 79: Post-Apocalyptic Knitwear
Episode 78: Emily Forgets the Word "Video"
Episode 77: This is Sad Bornhald
Episode 76: Is He Snek?
EHR Extra: Teen Narc
Episode 75: H.A.G.S.
Episode 74: Lavril Avigne
Episode 73: Patagonia Jerkin
Episode 72: Bee Hugs
Episode 71: Why Boom Small?
Episode 70: The Stink Quarter
Episode 69: Throat Latch
Episode 68: Brad Pitt Didn't Die For This
Episode 67: Feline Rear Window
Episode 66: Pervert of a Took
Episode 65: Fresca Heart
Episode 64: Watch What Happens Live with Mat Cauthon
Episode 63: Smash Egg?
Episode 62: One and a Half Idiots
Episode 61 Q&A: The Adventures of Fish-Pig
Episode 60: Schrodinger's Dark One
Episode 59: Fast & Furious Go Juice
Episode 58: Butterfingers
Episode 57: Butt Owie
Episode 56: Like a Dip
Episode 55: Jeremy the Whitecloak
Episode 54: Asmodean, Play Despacito
Episode 53: Gaul Eats a Lizard
Episode 52: Doctor Opera Closet
EHR Extra: The Height Over Horniness Chart
Episode 51: The Kazoo of Valere
Episode 50: The Grave is No Bar to My Yeet
Episode 49: Socks with Sandals
Episode 48: Everybody Hates Dillon
Episode 47: A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas
Episode 46: As the Raven Crows
Episode 45: Multi-Universe Hairdryer
Episode 44: BAR-thanes
Episode 43: Deus Ex Ingtar
Episode 42: Urien on Sand
Episode 41: xoxo Gossip Girl
Episode 40: Very Tight Trope Breeches
Episode 39: Double-Sided Sword
Episode 38: An Entire Ham
Episode 37: Moon Blood
Episode 36: Trope Maze
Episdoe 35: Protect Your Mind Vault
Episode 34: Vanilla in the Streets
Episode 33: Smell Like Bullets
Episode 32: Cool It Down, Couladin
Episode 31: My Goblin Jesus
Episode 30: Bodcast: Ninety Push-Ups
Episode 29: Jerkins DON'T Have Sleeves!
Episode 28: Janet McBible
Episode 27: Wagonpool to Satan
EHR Extra: The Sagittarius-est To Ever Sagittarii
EQ&A Episode: Wot?!
EEpisode 26: BIG BATTLE LADY
EEpisode 25: Jude Law
EEpisode 24: Perrin ... Took a Different Class
EEpisode 23: Magic Space Hell
EEpisode 22: Hand al'Thor
EEpisode 21: xBrian
EEpisode 20: That is NOT Dope
EEpisode 19: Where Did the Water Go?
EEpisode 18: From the Chin Down
EEpisode 17: It's Better Than Nothing
EEpisode 16: What Are They, Mormons?
EEpisode 15: Sit On Your Laurels
EEpisode 14: The Butt Flag
EEpisode 13: He's Doing Bird Math
EEpisode 12: Tro-la-la-la-locs
EEpisode 11: Alternately, a Real Bear
EEpisode 10: Petco Clickers Them Into Submission
EEpisode 9: The Philosopher's Stone? It's Emotional Damage
EEpisode 8: Ta'veren, Whatever
EEpisode 7: Do They, Like, Motorize?
EEpisode 6: Perrin Can Go To The Wolves, LITERALLY
EEpisode 5: Give Me More Sentient Fog
EEpisode 4: A Family Can Be Your Ex-Babysitter
EEpisode 3: Don't Do It In the Murky Pond Water
EEpisode 2: Moonwalk Into Hell
EEpisode 1: I Think There's a Tapestry Involved?
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