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Everyone Gets a Trophy — 445 episodes
It's Getting Close!
The Season Is In Sight
The Big Beautiful Beaver
What Did The 2026 NFL Draft Tell Us About Texas & The Future Of CFB
Emptying The Notebook On The Texas Scrimmage
Schloss Returns To College Station, More Spring Football Hype
Spring Cleaning
The Ultimate Texas-Purdue Basketball Preview
Spring Thoughts, The Resurgence Of The Veer N Shoot, Grass vs. Turf
Longhorns Rock The 2026 NFL Combine
2026 Post Portal Inventory: Defense/Special Teams
Playoff Expansion, Frostbacks & Finnish Snipers
State of The Programs
Did Texas Win The Portal? Evaluating Texas' Portal Losses
2026 Post Portal Inventory: Offense
We Are Muschampions, My Friend
Michigan Has No Moore Coach
Aggie Thumping & Clueless Committees
Rivalry Week Is Here
Bacon Makes Everything Better
Raiders Of The Lost Arky
The Big Game against Georgia & the LSU Clown Show
The Best Jobs In College Football & Vandy With Randy
Sark & His Staff Challenges
The Texas Offense Is Broken
Texas Whips OU & Previewing Kentucky
Beat OU
The Red River Shootout Is Here
In A While, Crocodile
Evaluating Texas & The SEC Before Conference Play
Fighting QB Yips, BB Gun Wars & Greenies
What's Wrong With Arch & The Offense?
Longhorn Football Team Scout After Week 2
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Longhorn Football Team Scout After Week 1
Fallen Arch
The Horseshoe & Hand Grenades (or Arch Bombs)
The SEC Goes To 9 Conference Games!
Elite 2nd Down Play Callers & Dominican Weddings
Two Time All State Punter
SEC Rankings, Should Kids Play Football, What Could Sabotage The 2025 Season?
Football Numerology Predicts A Texas National Title
Randy's Reading Corner
If He Ain't Going to Hell, There's No Use In Having One
Baseball Revamp, Elko's Aggie Indoctrination, Solving the CFP
The Journey To Omaha Begins
How Dallas Conquered Houston
The Gypsum Kings
Post Spring Football & Sweeping Aggies
Pareto's Portal
SEC Breakout Or Step Back Contenders
Texas Excels, Aggies Fail
Sark Speaks & Baseball Dominates
Hakuna Akina
We're Back!
Today's Jack Sawyer
Beat the Buckeyes
Holy Fork
Exorcise The Devils
Tiger By The Tail
Win The Whole Damn Thing
Aggie Stomping
Crush The Aggies
The Playoff Race Intensifies
It's Bacon!
Tricks & Treats
Dawgs Debrief & Diego Dichotomy
Why Texas Beats Georgia
Sooners Boomed, Bulldogs Next
Sooners, Chimps & Gas Cans
How Texas Beats Oklahoma
Without Stones There Is No Arch
Auburn Has A 3rd & Long Coach
This Bulldog Won't Hunt
Roadrunner Road Kill
Fading The Sooners & Aggies
Blowing Up The Big House
Wolverines Are Just Cranky Ferrets
The Big House Week 2 Best Bets
CFB Week 1 Betting & Analysis
Avoid Boyd
RB Complications
Why Texas Beats Michigan
2024 College Football Season Win Totals
Texas & the SEC
Your Schloss Is Our Gain
A New Direction In Texas Baseball
Can Texas Pull It Off?
The Most Important Games In DKR History
Half Baked Shoguns
The Longhorn Draft, Pac 12 Seppuku & Meat Snobbery
Spring Game & NFL Draft Talk
Multisport Musing
2024 Spring Game Preview
Randy With A Y
Moose Outside Should Have Told You
Texas Stars Shine At The NFL Combine
The Man From Maracaibo
Playoffs? We're Talking About Playoffs?
Two Conferences Matter
What Might Have Been
Husky Is A Kid's Jean Size
Tough Sledding For The Huskies
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Recruiting Xmas Comes Early
NSD1 Recruiting Class Review
Viral Hot Takes!
Let The Good Times Roll
Pocket Penix
More Cowboys Breakdown & Playoff Permutations
Considering The Cowboys -- Big 12 Title Game Preview
Sand Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 2
Sandy Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 1
Red Raider Rationalization
Frogsplainin' & The Jumbo Jimbo Buyout
The College Football Playoff Kaleidoscope
Texas Declaws The Cats In A Thriller
Play The Greatest Hits
Ringo 5 Star, Maalik Murphy & Michigan Malfeasance
Slaying Urban Cougars
Houston Means I'm One Day Closer To You
There Will Be Blood
Prosecuting Land Thieves
Initiate Hate Week
The Real Contenders
Baylor Gets A Beatdown
Baylor Breakdown, Sark's Duality & Prime Time Musings
Why?-oming
Ride For The Brand
Texas Turns The Tide In Tuscaloosa
Alabama Reaction: Boone's Bama Victory Lap
It's Bama Week
Rice Reaction
Crimson Floors & Cream Ceilings: The 2023 Oklahoma Sooner Schedule Breakdown
Texas Special Teams Breakdown: The Elite Indicator
Texas Offensive Line Breakdown: Banks For Everything!
Texas Defensive Line Breakdown: Beauty Is On The Inside
That's Gonna Leave A Yormark
Texas Wide Receiver & Tight End Breakdown: Among The National Elite
Texas Defensive Back Breakdown: To D Or Not To D
Texas Linebacker Breakdown: Gbenda But Don't Break
Texas Quarterback Breakdown: Ewers Emerging
Texas Running Back Breakdown: Is Brooks the Bell Cow?
Recruiting News & Bama Blues
2 Star Culture
A Card Laid Is A Card Played
Gotta Let Joe Cook
Recruiting Is Destiny
If We Ran College Football
SEC Schedules & Cardinal Sins
Texas Drinks Miami's Brisket Milkshake
Get Your Tom Tom On
Guzzling Kool Aid
Texas Spring Game: Defense
Texas Spring Game: Offense
Terry Town
March Gladness
Applebees Singularity
SEC Bound
Are You Familiar With The Work of Mr Darwin?
Portal Kombat
Goodbye To A Pirate
Bijan Baptizes Baylor
Sarkopenia
Raining Cats and Frogs
Rough Waters In Stillwater
Cowboy Up
Can't Spell Shutout Without OU
Hate Weak
Beating Vegas Week 5
Westbound & Down
Targeting Tech
Beating Vegas Week 4
Beating Vegas Week 3
Tide Heartbreak & Acme Jet Skates
Pain Heals, Chicks Dig Scars, Glory Lasts Forever
Beating Vegas: Week 2
"What Even is a Warhawk?" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Monroe Doctrine
Beating Vegas: Week 1
Depth Charts & Monkey Slander
"Going Camping" - The 1-0 Podcast
Next Men Up: Part Deux
Next Men Up
QB Battles & Joe-orts
The Joe Cook Accountability Project
The Bobfather Part II
The Bobfather Part I
The Be Nice Big Board
"Big 12 Media Daze" - The 1-0 Podcast
Media Daze & Longhorn/Aggie Recruiting Wars
Realignment Musical Chairs & Sark Optimism
"Will the Real Burnt Orange Please Stand Up?" - The 1-0 Podcast
The 2022 Burnt Orange Bible Is Here!
Precocious Pod
"The Arch Effect... and SPORTS" - The 1-0 Podcast
One Time, At Manning Camp
Arch de Triomphe
Going To The Wells
Gerry Hamilton Brings The Recruiting Heat
Agent Orange Destroys The Jungle
"Welcome to the Jungle" - The 1-0 Podcast
Boone's Farm League
Two Wins From Omaha
Texas Baseball Breakdown w/Randy Boone
Thumb On The Scales
Gladiators & Eunuchs
Despicable Saint Nick
"Crossing the River Jordan" - The 1-0 Podcast
What's Your Safety Word?
House Of Pancakes
Victory Has Defeated You
"NILlionaire w/ Justin Wells" - 1-0 Podcast
Where Is Your Savior
"Spring of Sarkisian" - The 1-0 Podcast
Spring Fling
We Can Only Go Up From Here
Wide Receiver Believers
Tightening Up Loose Ends
Vive Bijan!
Could God Create A Coburn He Can't Lift?
"Moro Money, Moro Problems" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Full Force Football" - The 1-0 Podcast
Rock Chalk Rally & Mailbag Musings
Top 5 All-Time Longhorn WRs
"Spring Cleaning" - The 1-0 Podcast
March Gladness, March Sadness
"This. Is. March." - The 1-0 Podcast
Vertical Chump
"Perry Ellis Senior Day" - The 1-0 Podcast
Grambling On Your Reputation
"Beard Pierce-ing" - The 1-0 Podcast
Disching It Up
Longhorns In A China Shop
"Pay Heed, All Who Enter: Beware of 'The Drum'" - The 1-0 Podcast
Performance Enhancing Pod
"Red Raided" - The 1-0 Podcast
Goodbye to the GOAT
The Purple Consigliere
"Will the Beard Grow on Us?" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Beauty and the Beard" - The 1-0 Podcast
Portals & Playoffs
Tip Your Stetson
Welcome To 2022
"2021 Year in Review" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Sark Called Bank(s)" - The 1-0 Podcast
Why You Always Gotta Bring Up Rocky Marciano?
Ewers Always On My Mind
"Texas House of Pancakes" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Longhorn NIL Explosion
The Masshole Reckoning
Los Angeles, Land of Lincoln
"Burnt Turkey" - The 1-0 Podcast
Jive Turkey
“Rock (Chalk) Bottom” - The 1-0 Podcast
Dust On The Win
"Bo Knows" - The 1-0 Podcast
Aim High, Ames Low
An Ode To A Toad
Don't Be A Candy Ass
“Bye Week & Beard” - The 1-0 Podcast
Poked
"Gundy and Pokey" - The 1-0 Podcast
That One Hurt
"It's (Insert Time You're Reading This) and ou Still Sucks" - The 1-0 Podcast
Why Does QB Make Us Crazy?
"Gare Bear” - The 1-0 Podcast
Panty Raiders
“Little Big Twelve” - The 1-0 Podcast
Filling Up On Rice
"Hogwash" - The 1-0 Podcast
Hogtied
Bloody Exercises, Bloodless Battles
"It's TIIMMEEEEEEEE" - The 1-0 Podcast
Can Card Come Up Aces?
"The Season Pre-Preview" - The 1-0 Podcast
Is Strength Ever A Weakness?
Critical Fanboys
KD's Top 10 Texas Football Games
The Sweet Nectar Of Fall
The Irate Eight
Texas To The SEC
"SEC You Later, Big 12" - The 1-0 Podcast
2021 Big 12 Win Predictions
Ranking the Big 12 coaches
"Big Questions Facing the Big 12" - The 1-0 Podcast
Horn Recruitin' & Phil Steele Sex Appeal
"Putting the Texas Season to Bed(nar)" - The 1-0 Podcast
Impact Football Transfers
"Extended Stay (In Omaha)" - The 1-0 Podcast
Burnt Orange Conquers Day-Glo
Omaha, Baby
"Super Size Me" - The 1-0 Podcast
Mess With The Bulls & You'll Get The Horns
Trophy Mailbag & SEC alignment
The Trophy Mailbag: Part I
Ragin Cajuns & Angry Hogs
"Happy Birthday, VY" - The 1-0 Podcast
Fake Accents
"Tell Me Whatcha Want, Whatcha Really Really Want - The 1-0 Podcast
Digging In On The Draft
All Football
"The Spring (Game) Has Sprung" - The 1-0 Podcast
UT Potpourri on 4/20
"Skipping School(er) With Bijan" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Latino Bambino
"Fear the Beard" - The 1-0 Podcast
Keep Austin Beard
Everybody Love Everybody
"Out With the Old, In With the New" - The 1-0 Podcast
Spring Cleaning
Gonna Shaka The Nation
"Texas Tournament Trailer" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Eyes Have It
"February (Recruiting) Heat Wave" - The 1-0 Podcast
Arctic Spring
The Top 5 All-Time Longhorn RB’s
2021 Recruiting Wrap Up
Super Bowles
“Bear Market” - The 1-0 Podcast
Support Rather Than Illumination
Stoops? Oops!
"Ten (Assistants) in Texas" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Pole Assassin
“Texas Joins the Sark Side” - The 1-0 Podcast
Honeymoon Gas
“Which Sark Pun Should We Use First?” - The 1-0 Podcast
Great Sarkcess!
Alamo Bold
“Re-Remember the Alamo” - The 1-0 Podcast
T'was The Night
"Alright Class..." - The 1-0 Podcast
Parks & Wreck
Urban Decline
"Smart Moves" - The 1-0 Podcast
Black Friday
Three Byes Makes It A Bowl Game
"Campbell's Chunky" - The 1-0 Podcast
Bleeding Kansas
“Country Roads & Shaka’s Start” - The 1-0 Podcast
Stills Waters Run Shallow
"Progress Reports" - The 1-0 Podcast
Ambivalent Triumph
"Ewers So Vain" - The 1-0 Podcast
Smashing Bumpkins
"Bears, Damned Bears and Statistics" - The 1-0 Podcast
You're So Money & You Don't Even Hire Like It
"Eyes on Herman" - The 1-0 Podcast
It's The Hope That Kills You
"On the Precipice - Texas-OU Edition" - The 1-0 Podcast
Hate Week Commences
It's Touchdown!
"25 Percent (Tortilla) Capacity" - The 1-0 Podcast
Risky Business
"The Big 12's Problems Are Not Mine(r)" - The 1-0 Podcast
Indecency With A Miner
Always Bet On Black
"43 Points. Too High? Too Low? Or Just Right?" - The 1-0 Podcast
Longhorn Free Agent Additions
"On the Defensive" - The 1-0 Podcast
Forde Yard Bash
"Getting Offensive" - The 1-0 Podcast
Merry Quinnmas & Okie Agendas
Take Your Ball & Go Home
The Top 5 All-Time Longhorn TE's
"Cook Returns to the Kitchen" - The 1-0 Podcast
Shark Attacks & Orangutan Strength
Going Gaskamping
"The Eyes of Texas are Not Upon the Brock Two" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Top 5 All-Time Texas QBs
The Ultimate Texas & Big 12 Football Preview is here
"The GOAT of all GOATS, Joey Chestnut" - The 1-0 Podcast
Baylor Baptism
A Cook Leaves The Kitchen
"What's Podcasted Here Changes the World" - The 1-0 Podcast
Say Goodbye To The Eyes?
Debating The Top Tier College Programs
"Telling Times at Texas" - The 1-0 Podcast
Cheap Eats Austalgia
College Football Is Coming Back
"Mixed Martial Arts for Dummies" - The 1-0 Podcast feat. Paul Wadlington of EGAT
MJ Got Jaundice
Black Market Haircuts & Sneaky Chin-ups
Horns & Bulls
"Don't Rock Jerry's Boat" - The 1-0 Podcast
Philly Egg Special
The Last Dance & College Football's Last Chance
"Texas is Back... in the Draft" - The 1-0 Podcast
Thai Harems & College Hypocrisy
NFL Participation Trophies & Big 12 Win Totals
Viral Virtue
"Texas Three Step" - The 1-0 Podcast
Don't Let The Time Do You
O'Brien's Glaucoma Herb Prescription
"The Texas Side of the Story" - The 1-0 Podcast
Flattening The COVID-19 Curve
Don't Mock The Draft
"What's the Smart Decision?" - The 1-0 Podcast
The Freaks Come Out In Indy
Measuring Up
Everybody Hurts
"Texas Baseball Season Preview" - Everyone Gets a 1-0 Podcast
That's Omeire
"cloUT Class Critique" - The 1-0 Podcast
$17 Bud Lights & Shakira
Eli Eli No
"Your Next Coach Is..." - The 1-0 Podcast
Shanahan System RB Foam Party
"How The Hinch Stole a Podcast" - The 1-0 Podcast
Tiger Bait
"2020 Football Fix-Ins" - The 1-0 Podcast
Hold That Tiger
NFL Playoff Preview
Making Utah Our Wives
"Garrote Garrett" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
WHEN A-OK IS NOT OK
"Ash & Burn" - The 1-0 Podcast
Atomic Aggies
Spread your wings Tom
"As The Coordinator Carousel Turns" - The 1-0 Podcast
We're Back Baby!
Coaching Baby Bib
"When you Turtle, it ends with Assalley" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"Beaten in a Dark Assalley" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Taking Dead Ames" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Guys Named Todd" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"Body Surfing" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"The Sky(lar) is the Limit" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?" - The 1-0 Podcast/Everyone Gets a Trophy
"No _efense for That" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Astro World" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"How the Grinch Stole the Red River" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Witness Protection" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"We Hate yOU" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"Howdy Folks" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Couch Burning & Moonshine Churning" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Paint Like Mozart" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"C's Get Degrees" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Mascot Fight" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"The Mullet Man & The Three Triplets" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Lion Moms" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
"Putting the Texas Defense in a Jam(balaya)" - The 1-0 Podcast
"Orlando Blues" - Everyone Gets a Trophy
#6 Meets #9. The Nicest Football Game of the Year - "The 1-0 Podcast"
"Fat Ex-Girlfriend" - Everyone Gets a Trophy