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Everyone Gets a Trophy — 453 episodes · page 1 of 5
Texas Has A Red River Shootout...With It's Own Foot
1090 Days
Why Doesn't Texas Fall Into The Gulf?
You Can Charge That To The Game
You May All Go To Hell, I Will Go To Texas
Texas Beats The Buckeyes!
The Buckeyes Are Coming. Is Texas Ready?
Outhouse Wildcats
It's The Sport Of Kings, Better Than Diamond Rings....
It's Getting Close!
The Season Is In Sight
The Big Beautiful Beaver
What Did The 2026 NFL Draft Tell Us About Texas & The Future Of CFB
Emptying The Notebook On The Texas Scrimmage
Schloss Returns To College Station, More Spring Football Hype
Spring Cleaning
The Ultimate Texas-Purdue Basketball Preview
Spring Thoughts, The Resurgence Of The Veer N Shoot, Grass vs. Turf
Longhorns Rock The 2026 NFL Combine
2026 Post Portal Inventory: Defense/Special Teams
Playoff Expansion, Frostbacks & Finnish Snipers
State of The Programs
Did Texas Win The Portal? Evaluating Texas' Portal Losses
2026 Post Portal Inventory: Offense
We Are Muschampions, My Friend
Michigan Has No Moore Coach
Aggie Thumping & Clueless Committees
Rivalry Week Is Here
Bacon Makes Everything Better
Raiders Of The Lost Arky
The Big Game against Georgia & the LSU Clown Show
The Best Jobs In College Football & Vandy With Randy
Sark & His Staff Challenges
The Texas Offense Is Broken
Texas Whips OU & Previewing Kentucky
Beat OU
The Red River Shootout Is Here
In A While, Crocodile
Evaluating Texas & The SEC Before Conference Play
Fighting QB Yips, BB Gun Wars & Greenies
What's Wrong With Arch & The Offense?
Longhorn Football Team Scout After Week 2
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Longhorn Football Team Scout After Week 1
Fallen Arch
The Horseshoe & Hand Grenades (or Arch Bombs)
The SEC Goes To 9 Conference Games!
Elite 2nd Down Play Callers & Dominican Weddings
Two Time All State Punter
SEC Rankings, Should Kids Play Football, What Could Sabotage The 2025 Season?
Football Numerology Predicts A Texas National Title
Randy's Reading Corner
If He Ain't Going to Hell, There's No Use In Having One
Baseball Revamp, Elko's Aggie Indoctrination, Solving the CFP
The Journey To Omaha Begins
How Dallas Conquered Houston
The Gypsum Kings
Post Spring Football & Sweeping Aggies
Pareto's Portal
SEC Breakout Or Step Back Contenders
Texas Excels, Aggies Fail
Sark Speaks & Baseball Dominates
Hakuna Akina
We're Back!
Today's Jack Sawyer
Beat the Buckeyes
Holy Fork
Exorcise The Devils
Tiger By The Tail
Win The Whole Damn Thing
Aggie Stomping
Crush The Aggies
The Playoff Race Intensifies
It's Bacon!
Tricks & Treats
Dawgs Debrief & Diego Dichotomy
Why Texas Beats Georgia
Sooners Boomed, Bulldogs Next
Sooners, Chimps & Gas Cans
How Texas Beats Oklahoma
Without Stones There Is No Arch
Auburn Has A 3rd & Long Coach
This Bulldog Won't Hunt
Roadrunner Road Kill
Fading The Sooners & Aggies
Blowing Up The Big House
Wolverines Are Just Cranky Ferrets
The Big House Week 2 Best Bets
CFB Week 1 Betting & Analysis
Avoid Boyd
RB Complications
Why Texas Beats Michigan
2024 College Football Season Win Totals
Texas & the SEC
Your Schloss Is Our Gain
A New Direction In Texas Baseball
Can Texas Pull It Off?
The Most Important Games In DKR History
Half Baked Shoguns
The Longhorn Draft, Pac 12 Seppuku & Meat Snobbery