All Episodes
Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts — 277 episodes
Sidequests - Episode 37: 2025 GotY Show
Sidequests - Episode 36: 2024 GotY Show
Sidequests - Episode 35: Dan is Back, Game Awards, and Loads of Nonsense
Sidequests - Episode 34: Cult of the Lamb
Sidequests - Episode 33: Silent Hill 2 and the PS5 Pro
Sidequests - Episode 32: Astro Bot and PS5 Pro
Retro – Ep. 237 - Rygar: The Legendary Adventure
Sidequests - Episode 31: MoCon 2024
Sidequests - Episode 30: Dan Returns, FF7 Rebirth, Piles Cream, & Sticky Vicky
Sidequests - Episode 29: Microsoft Doing Microsoft Things
Sidequests - Episode 28: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Dragon's Dogma 2, Midwest Gaming Classic
Retro – Ep. 237 - Bulletstorm
Sidequests - Ep. 27 - State of Play & Tekken 8
Retro – Ep. 236 - Ninja Gaiden Black
Sidequests - Ep. 26 - 2023 Game of the Year Show
Sidequests - Ep. 25 - The Steam Deck, Sim Racing, Dan’s Secret, and Games of 2024
Sidequests - Ep. 24 - Arcade Cabs, Obscure Console Variants, Typing of the Dead, and Other Games
Sidequests - Ep. 23 - Dan’s New PS5 and Modern Physics
Sidequests - Ep. 22 - Recapping Some Gems (But Not Starfield)
Retro – Ep. 235 - MoCon 2023!
Sidequests - Ep. 21 - Waffle House, Tattoos, and More Final Fantasy XVI
Sidequests - Ep. 20 - Tears of the Kingdom & Final Fantasy XVI
Sidequests - Ep. 19 - Tears of the Kingdom, Diablo IV, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Sidequests - Ep. 18 - Starfield, Mega Man Battle Network, & Horizon Forbidden West
Retro – Ep. 234 - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Sidequests - Ep. 17 - Hogwarts Legacy, Theatrhythm Final Bar Line, & PSVR2
Retro – Ep. 233 - Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
Sidequests - Ep. 16 - 2022 Game of the Year Show
Retro – Ep. 232 - Doom 3
Sidequests - Ep. 15 - The Scorn Disappointment, Plague Tale is Back, and the Hope for Better Games
Retro – Ep. 231 - Lost Planet
Retro – Ep. 230 - MoCon 2022 and Brutal Legend
Sidequests - Ep. 14 - Moving Sucks, Heroes of Britain, and What Games We Think Won't Be Crap
Retro – Ep. 229 - Sonic CD
Sidequests - Ep. 13 - Tom Ragan is Back and We Open a Ton of Mystery Games
Sidequests - Ep. 12 - Elden Ring. Nothing else matters.
Retro – Ep. 228 - Binary Domain
Retro – Ep. 227 - Enter the Matrix
Sidequests - Ep. 11 - 2021 Game of the Year Show
Retro – Ep. 226 - 2021 Game of the Year Show
Sidequests - Ep. 10 - Halo Infinite, Warzone Pacific, and Really Long Games
Retro – Ep. 225: Resident Evil: Code Veronica X (Kind of)
Retro – Ep. 224: Dead Rising
Sidequests - Ep. 09 - Psychonauts 2, Deathloop, unMetal, & RE8
Retro – Ep. 223: The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
Retro – Ep. 222: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Sidequests - Ep. 08 - Skyward Sword HD, Marvel's Avengers, Switch OLED, and failed DIY
Retro – Ep. 221: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Sidequests - Ep. 07 - Rift Apart, Dark Alliance, FF7, E3, and getting stuck to the floor
Retro – Ep. 220: Terranigma
Sidequests - Ep. 06 - Returnal, Resident Evil 8, & Accessibility
Retro – Ep. 219: Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader
Retro – Ep. 218: Dead Space 2
Sidequests - Ep. 05 - Is Oddworld: Soulstorm One Giant Fart Noise? We wish...
Retro – Ep. 217: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Sidequests - Ep. 04 - Rigged bets, terrible gardening, and Sony's State of Play
Sidequests - Ep. 03 - The Spendington Twins vs Dark Souls 2
Retro – Ep. 216: Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance
Sidequests - Ep. 02 - Confusing Hedge Funds & The 2021 Grand Game Draft
Retro – Ep. 215: Super Mario Sunshine
Retro - Sidequests Announcement
Sidequests - Ep. 01 - 2020 GotY Show
Retro – Ep. 214: Resident Evil Remake
Retro – Ep. 213: Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
Retro – Ep. 212: Metal Gear Solid 3
Retro – Ep. 211: Fatal Frame
Retro – Ep. 210: Ape Escape
Retro – Ep. 209: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Retro – Ep. 208: Parasite Eve
Retro – Ep. 207: Grandia - Part 2
Retro – Ep. 206: Grandia - Part 1
Retro – Ep. 205: Portal
Retro – Ep. 204: Metroid Prime
Retro – Ep. 203: Alan Wake
Retro – Ep. 202: Final Fantasy 7 Remake Spoilercast (And Non-Spoilercast)
Retro – Ep. 201: Half-Life
Retro – Ep. 200: Super Mario World
Retro – Ep. 199: Mega Man Zero
Retro – Ep. 198: Golden Axe
Retro – Ep. 197: The Revenge of Shinobi
Retro – Ep. 196: Conker's Bad Fur Day (Again)
Retro – Ep. 195: .Hack//Infection
Retro – Ep. 194: Top Games of 2019
Retro – Ep. 193: Resident Evil 4
Retro – Ep. 192: Dino Crisis 2
Retro – Ep. 191: Batman Arkham: Asylum
Retro – Ep. 190: Super Mario Galaxy
Retro – Ep. 189: Luigi’s Mansion
Retro – Ep. 188: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem
Retro – Ep. 187: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
Retro – Ep. 186: The Mark of Kri
Retro – Ep. 185: The Getaway
Retro – Ep. 184: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Retro – Ep. 183: Kingdom Hearts – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 182: Kingdom Hearts – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 181: Fable
Retro – 2019 Hiatus – We Aren’t Dead
Retro – Ep. 180: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Retro – Ep. 179: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Again)
Retro – Ep. 178: Zone of the Enders
Retro – Ep. 177: The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Retro – Ep. 176: Halo: Combat Evolved
Retro – Ep. 175: Gex: Enter the Gecko
Retro – Ep. 174: Ghostbusters
Retro – Ep. 173: Ace Combat 4
Retro – Ep. 172: 2018 Games of the Year
Retro – Ep. 171: Just Cause
Retro – Ep. 170: Devil May Cry
Retro – Ep. 169: Bully
Retro – Ep. 168: Dead Space
Retro – Ep. 167: So Much Mega Man!
Retro – Ep. 166: The Ultimate Doom
Retro – Ep. 165: Spider-Man
Retro – Ep. 164: Beyond Oasis
Retro – Ep. 163: Bioshock
Retro – Ep. 162: NiGHTS into Dreams
Retro – Ep. 161: Final Fantasy IX: Discs 3&4
Retro – Ep. 160: Final Fantasy IX: Disc 2
Retro – Ep. 159: Final Fantasy IX: Disc 1
Retro – Ep. 158: Onimusha: Warlords
Retro – Ep. 157: Full Throttle
Retro – Ep. 156: God of War and God of War
Retro – Ep. 155: Donkey Kong Country
Retro – Ep. 154: Splinter Cell
Retro – Ep. 153: Illusion of Gaia (again)
Retro – Ep. 152: Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath
Retro – Ep. 151: Metal Gear Solid 2
Retro – Ep. 150: David Hayter Talks Metal Gear Solid 2
Retro – Ep. 149: Top Games of 2017
Retro – Ep. 148: Jak and Daxter – The Precursor Legacy
Retro – Ep. 147: Mickey’s Castle and World of Illusion
Retro – Ep. 146: Spyro the Dragon
Retro – Ep. 145: Silent Hill 3 (and Mario Odyssey)
Retro – Ep. 144: Mario 64
Retro – Ep. 143: The London Live Show!
Retro – Ep. 142: Sonice the Hedgepig and Knerckles the Enchilada
Retro – Ep. 141: Wonderboy III: The Dragon’s Trap
Retro – Ep. 140: Link’s Awakening… Again
Retro – Ep. 139: Dino Crisis
Retro – Ep. 138: Super Castlevania IV
Retro – Ep. 137: Yoshi’s Island
Retro – Ep. 136: Shadowrun
Retro – Ep. 135: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 3
Retro – Ep. 134: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 2
Retro – Ep. 133: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 1(ish)
Retro – Ep. 132: Earthworm Jim 1 & 2
Retro – Ep. 131: Alundra – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 130: Alundra – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 129: Crash Bandicoot
Retro – Ep. 128: Resident Evil 3
Retro – Ep. 127: Klonoa
Retro – Ep. 126: Super Mario RPG – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 125: Super Mario RPG – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 124: Resident Evil 2 and the Nintendo Switch
Retro – Ep. 123: Ico
Retro – Ep. 122: Top Games of 2016
Retro – Ep. 121: Christmas Memories of 2016
Retro – Ep. 120: Final Fantasy XV Extravaganza
Retro – Ep. 119: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Retro – Ep. 118: Soul Blazer
Retro – Ep. 117: ActRaiser
Retro – Ep. 116: Samoose in Super Metroid
Retro – Ep. 115: Silent Hill 2
Retro – Ep. 114: GTA: Vice City
Retro – Ep. 113: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 112: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 111: Dark Cloud 2 – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 110: Driver, MediEvil, and Richard’s Dick
Retro – Ep. 109: Wario Land
Retro – Ep. 108: Dark Cloud 2 – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 107: Harvest Moon, No Man’s Sky, and Life Simulation
Retro – Ep. 106: Kirby’s Dreamland, Game Boy Light, and Keys in the Shitter
Retro – Ep. 105: Banjo Kazooie, Curling Irons, and a Question
Retro – Ep. 104: Pokemon Go, Myst, and Demon’s Crest
Retro – Ep. 103: Flashback and Bonfireworks
Retro – Ep. 102: Landstalker and Ballet Brothels
Retro – Ep. 101: Fear Effect 2 and Crotch Hugging Robots
Retro – Ep. 100: Ocarina of Time and the Jeeves Box Giveaway
Retro – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines
Retro – Ep. 98: The Non-Episode and the Nintendo NX
Retro – Ep. 97: Ratchet & Clank and Motorcycle Gangs
Retro – Ep. 96: Star Fox, Lug Holes, Jock Buns, and the Jeeves Box
Retro – Ep. 95: Night Trap and a History of Absurd Violence
Retro – Ep. 94: Undertale and a Suspicious Smooth Area
Retro – Ep. 93: PoPoLoCrois – Story 3
Retro – Ep. 92: Heart of Darkness, Cheese, and Pottery
Retro – Ep. 91: Sonic Adventure and the Future of VR
Retro – Ep. 90: Red Faction and Craig’s Vague Plague
Retro – Ep. 89: Indigo Prophecy
Retro – Ep. 88: The Sims and Sitters vs. Standers
Retro – Ep. 87: Mega Man X and Tom the Technophobe
Retro – Ep. 86: Valentine’s Day Farts with Oddworld Abe’s Exoddus
Retro – Ep. 85: Grim Fandango, the Death of Guides, and a Stiff Upper Lip
Retro – Ep. 84: Paper Mario Part 2, Final Fantasy Explorers, and a Wet Viking
Retro – Ep. 83: Paper Mario and Proper Pinky Etiquette
Retro – Ep. 82: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Retro – Ep. 81: Our Favorite Games We Played in 2015
Retro – Ep. 80: Beneath a Steel Sky, a Game Jess Actually Finished
Retro – Ep. 79: Rogue Galaxy, Wipeout 64, and Rush
Retro – Ep. 78: PoPoLoCrois – Story 2
Retro – Ep. 77: Tomb Raider 2 and the Final Fantasy 7 Remake
Retro – Ep. 76: Super Star Wars and Our Top Games of All Time
Retro – Ep. 75: Fallout 4 and Multiple Kirbys
Retro – Ep. 74: PoPoLoCrois – Story 1
Retro – Ep. 73: Chrono Trigger
Retro – Ep. 72: Silent Hill and a Bunch of Soiled Pants
Retro – Ep. 71: Polishing off Psychonauts and Hotboxing GameStop
Retro – Ep. 70: Kicking Some Astral Projection in Psychonauts!
Retro – Ep. 69: Why is Tony Hawk broken? Where’s Ethan Carter? And who’s Ronnie Pickering?!
Retro – Ep. 68: Star Wars Ep.1 Racer, Metal Gear Solid V Woes, and a Burning Pick Up Truck
Retro – Ep. 67: Special Guest Will O’Neill joins to talk Actual Sunlight
Retro – Ep. 66: 30 Years of Mario and 20 Years of PlayStation
Retro – Ep. 65: Crash Bash isn’t a Euphemism
Retro – Ep. 64: King of the Monsters and an Early Copy of Metal Gear Solid V
Retro – Ep. 63: The Legend of Dragoon
Retro – Ep. 62: Why are all the Pigs Naked in Rocket Knight Adventures?!
Retro – Ep. 61: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap – Part 2
Retro – Ep. 60: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap – Part 1
Retro – Ep. 59: Drunk Suitcases, Flesh Tunnels, and Sonic 3D Blast.
Retro – Ep. 58: Turok Dinosaur Hunter Proves FPS Controls Used to Suck
Retro – Ep. 57: Mario Kart 64 vs. Diddy Kong Racing vs. Crash Team Racing. Who’s the best?
Retro – Ep. 56: 20 Years later and We Still Suck at Battletoads
Retro – Ep. 55: A Final Fantasy VII Remake is Actually Happening!
Retro – Ep. 54: Mega Man 2 Lullabies
Retro – Ep. 53: Don’t Understand the Plot of Metal Gear Solid? Oliver Does
Retro – Ep. 52: Final Fantasy 8: Disc 4
Retro – Ep. 51: Yehaw! We evolve past 50 with E.V.O.: Search for Eden and Wild Guns
Retro – Ep. 50: Final Fantasy 8: Disc 3
Retro – Ep. 49: Excitebike 64, Toy Story 2, and a Brain Hemorrhage Named Race Drivin’
Retro – Ep. 48: Streets of Rage 2, Road Rash 2, and Alcohol Soaked Tampons
Retro – Ep. 47: Ecco the Dolphin, Majora’s Mask, Hot Shots Golf
Retro – Ep. 46: Final Fantasy 8: Disc 2
Retro – Ep. 45: The Legend of Zelda Majora’s Mask and 50 Shades of Gray: The Video Game
Retro – Ep. 44: Final Fantasy 8: Disc 1
Retro – Ep. 43: We Actually Beat Suikoden!
Retro – Ep. 42: More Suikoden and Diddy Kong Racing vs. Mario Kart 64
Retro – Ep. 41: Christmas Special
Retro – Ep. 40: Suikoden, Growing Up Zelda, and How to Name Your Kids
Retro – Ep. 39: We’re Back! New Format, New Games, New Co-Host!
Retro – Ep. 38: Soul Blazer and Newborn Babies
Retro – Ep. 37: Killing All the Cute Animals in Space Station Silicon Valley
Retro – Ep. 36: Conker’s Bad Fur Day and Loads of Poop Talk
Retro – Ep. 35: Crash Bandicoot’s Huge Adventure, Lufia & the Fortress of Doom, and killing Baby Polar Bears
Retro – Ep. 34: Shadow of the Colossus is Just One Giant Bible Story
Retro – Ep. 33: Resident Evil Really isn’t that Good
Retro – Ep. 32: Morrowind, Fallout, and the Next Industry Crash
Retro – Ep. 31: Age of Empires 2, Mega Man x, and Mother 3
Retro – Ep. 30: Capcom Week!
Retro – Ep. 29: Which Games Deserve an HD Remake?
Retro – Ep. 28: Special Guest Rob Duenas from Sketchcraft Stops By
Retro – Ep. 27: Yup. Goof Troop is Still Bad
Retro – Ep. 26: An Evil Nazi Plot Lives Deep Within Mother 3
Retro – Ep. 25: Happy Halloween! Fatal Frame, Demon’s Crest, and Silent Hill
Retro – Ep. 24: Spyro the Dragon and The Firemen
Retro – Ep. 23: Aron Has a Stalker!
Retro – Ep. 22: Underage Goth Concerts and Earthworm Jim
Retro – Ep. 21: We’re back!
Retro – Ep. 20: Let’s Get Emotion With Doom and Ceaser III
Retro – Ep. 19: Final Fantasy VI Special
Retro – Ep. 18: Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Mega Man Soccer, and Rock ‘n’ Roll Racing
Retro – Ep. 17: We Are Error. Zelda II, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Little Nemo
Retro – Ep. 16: A Little Pain Can Feel Good With The Immortal
Retro – Ep. 15: Special Guest Elias Toufexis joins for Some Super Mario Bros. 2
Retro – Ep. 14: The Toronto Batman Episode
Retro – Ep. 13: Does Anyone Really Care Where Carmen Sandiego Is?
Retro – Ep. 12: People Actually Like Goof Troop?
Retro – Ep. 11: Video Game Addiction and Which Version of Aladdin is Best
Retro – Ep. 10: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Retro – Ep. 9: The Little Mermaid and a Game Where You Try Not to Commit Suicide
Retro – Ep. 8: Movie Games and Pokemon Yellow
Retro – Ep. 7: Parasite Eve and Aron’s Pong News Spot
Retro – Ep. 6: Time for Some Severe Head Trauma With Mutant League Football
Retro – Ep. 5: The Illusion of Gaia and the Fall of Sega
Retro – Ep. 4: Bucky O’Hare and a Curious Smurf Fetish
Retro – Ep. 3: A Freak Escalator Accident Leaves Us Talking About Rygar
Retro – Ep. 2: Faxanadu and The End of the World
Retro – Ep. 1: Let’s Do This! Wait.. What Exactly is Retro?