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Fail to the Chief — 102 episodes
FINAL EPISODE: Ranking ALL of the Presidential Losers
The Presidency: HOLLYWOOD EDITION!!!
The Man Who Would Be President 9 Different Times: Harold Stassen
Marshalling the Presidents - John Marshall, George Marshall and Thurgood Marshall
President Kennedy (Robert), President Kennedy (Teddy), and President Kennedy (John Jr)
Tipping the Sacred Cows of American presidential elections
BONUS! President Kingfish Huey Long and the Sharing of the Wealth
BONUS! President Butler... SMEDLEY Butler. (WTF?)
BONUS! Presidente Generalissimo Douglas MacArthur
BONUS: What do all the Losers have in COMMON?
President YER A DIRTY COMMIE, oh sorry, Joseph McCarthy
BONUS: President Roosevelt... ELEANOR, that is.
BONUS: President Charles Lindbergh??
BONUS: President Ford - Henry Ford???
BONUS: President Citizen Kane - William Randolph Hearst
BONUS: President (of the USA and the LDS) Joseph Smith
BONUS: President John D. Rockefeller, Wealthiest Prez Ever
BONUS: President Grand Wizard Nathan Bedford Forrest
BONUS: President General William Tecumseh Sherman
BONUS: the "Dredded" President Roger B. Taney
BONUS: Yee-haw, it's President Sam Houston!
BONUS: Davey Crockett, President of the Wild Frontier!
BONUS: What's your name, man?? PRESIDENT Alexander Hamilton!!
Ides of October SPECIAL Bonus Episode: President Benjamin Franklin?
BONUS Veepstakes!! Rating the Vice Presidents of American History
Hillary Clinton - First (Nasty) Woman Candidate
Mitt Romney, the first Mormon (and last moderate) candidate
John McCain, War Hero, POW, and big-time Loser.
John Kerry, the First Loser of the 21st Century
BONUS! Reviewing the 6th Period of American Politics (1968-2004)
RE-VISIT: Al Gore, the Loser who Won in 2000
Biden dropping out - NOT unprecedented!! (Also, hi, we're back!?!)
1984. Walter Mondale, the Loser of 1984.
BOB DOLE BOB DOLE BOB DOLE
UPDATE! and 1992: Ross Perot
1988. Michael Dukakis, a.k.a. Zorba the Clerk.
BONUS: 1980. John B. Anderson, the Best Candidate You Never Heard Of,
1972. George McGovern's McGovernment.
1968. Hubert Horatio Humphrey, the Happy Handshaker.
1968. George Wallace, Segregator-in-Chief
BONUS! The 5th Era of American Politics Review
1964. In your heart, you know Barry Goldwater's right.
NEW: 1952/1956. Adlai Stevenson, the Thinking Man's President.
1948. Henry Wallace, the Secret Soviet Spy candidate?
1848. Lewis Cass, our first Ugly-American President
1948. Strom Thurmond, Dixiecrat.
1844. Henry Clay (Part 2) [RE-RELEASE]
1944/48. DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN (not so much)!
1836. The Devil in Daniel Webster (re-release)
1940. What if Wendell Willkie Won the World War?
1836. Hugh Lawson White, Legislative Dracula
1936. Landslide Alf Landon
BONUS: The 4th Era of American Politics
1832. William Wirt and the Anti-Masons.
1928. Al Smith, the Happy Warrior
Ep 29: La la la Loser, La la la La Follette (Re-release)
1924. John W. Davis, Pride of West Virginia
1824 and 1832. The Incredible Henry Clay (Part 1)
1920. America kicks itself in the Cox (James Cox)
1916. Charles Evans Hughes, the Beard we can Believe in.
BONUS! The Sentencing Speech of Eugene V. Debs
1900-1920. Eugene V. Debs and the (first) Socialist Revolution
1904. The Anonymous Alton B. Parker.
1824. William Crawford's Stroke of Bad Luck.
BONUS! President's Day 2019
BONUS! The Cross of Gold Speech by William Jennings Bryan
1896, 1900, 1908. William Jennings Bryan, shaper of the Democratic Party.
Bonus Episode! Reviewing the 3rd Period of American Politics
1816. The Man who would be (Rufus) King
1896. James B. Weaver, the People's Person of Choice.
1884. The Plumed Knight of Maine, James G. Blaine
1812. De wit and de wisdom of Dewitt Clinton.
1880. The Superb Winfield Scott Hancock.
1804/1808. C.C. Pinckney, the Plantation President (Re-Release)
1800. Aaron Burr, our First Supervillain
1876. Samuel Tilden and the Ruther-Fraud of the Century
1872. Horace Greeley and the Lamestream Media
1868. Horatio Seymour, the Man who Wouldn't be President (please??)
1864. George McClellan, the Trump of the Civil War
President's Day 2017 Special Announcement
Barry Goldwater: the Ted Cruz of 1964
James Cox: The John Kasich of 1920
BONUS! The Premature Obituary of John Breckinridge
1860 Part 3. The Traitor, John Breckinridge.
1860 part 2. Ding goes John Bell.
BONUS! Antebellum Era Recap
1860. Stephen Douglas, the Little Giant.
Ep16. la la la La Follette, la la la Loser
Ep15. Free Men, Free Soil, Free Loser: Fremont.
Ep14. The Big Man: Winfield Scott
Ep13. Lewis Cass, our first Ugly-American candidate.
Ep12. Henry Clay - Part 2
Ep11. Al Gore, the loser who won.
Ep10. The Devil in Daniel Webster
Ep9. Hugh Lawson White, legislative Dracula
Ep8. William Wirt Fights the Freemasons
Ep7. Henry Clay, Part 1
Bonus: Happy President's Day!
Ep5. President George Wallace! (gotta keep 'em segregated)
BONUS Episode! The First Era of American Politics
Ep4. The Man who would be Rufus King
Intro Episode: Hello, Loser