All Episodes

#68 | Summer Consulting for the Big 6 Clubs

#67 | Drafting the Best Assets from Relegated Teams

#66 | Drafting The Most Overworked Employees In Football

#65 | Random Show ft. European Map Talk, Tinder in Turkey, and Advice for Paul Pogba

#64 | The Worst Team in Football and the French Empire

#63 | Possibly Disparaging Transfer Awards

#62 | Mayhem in AFCON + City Football Group and Multi-Club Ownership

#61 | The Uninformed Americans' Guide to AFCON

#60 | Formula One, Loans in the NBA, the All Blacks and Football

#59 | Championship Check-in and Everton FFP Explained by Idiots

#58 | Surprising Golden Boot Leaders and Pop Quiz ft. Most Red Cards in a Match

#57 | Ozempic, the Bellingham Bro's, and Why Everton will be Relegated (this time)

#56 | Ipswich Town, K-Pop, and International Teams on the Rise

#55 | Ange's Tottenham and Flares in Scandinavia

#54 | Small Leagues, Big Profits

#53 | Possibly Our Final Transfer Debrief pt. 1 including Wolfsburg, Forest, and Burnley

#52 | Are West Ham Good? Dude Perfect at Burnley and More Hijinx

#51 | 5 Overreactions and John McGinn's Dumptruck

#50 | Bargain Transfers, Ultras Beefing Over Maps, and History Time

#49 | Whale Hunting and Spicy Summer Transfers in Europe

#48 | Under the Radar Summer Transfers

#47 | Saudi Arabia, Messi to MLS, & More Summer Storylines

#46 | The Ultimate Premier League Bar-Fighting Squad

#45 | Shamans, Storylines, and 6 Next-Gen Stats (Satire-ish)

#44 | Rebuilding Crystal Palace Using Data...and Possibly Stephen Hawking's AI Chair

#43 | The Dumbest Show in Football

#42 | An American Deserts Chelsea for a New Club in East London

#41 | Nerds Fighting, Bringing Promotion/Relegation to all American Sports, and Jesse Marsch to Tottenham?

#40 | The Smartest Dumb Predictions on the Relegation Landscape ft. Pat B, our Resident Nerd

#39 | The Inaugural Faking Injuries Awards Show

The Next Kvicha, Danish Studs, and More Sloppy Research

#37 | French Implosion, We Are Acquiring FC Sheriff, and Other European Shenanigans

#36 | Sir Jim Ratcliffe v. the Sheikh, Barcelona flirting with fraud, and the J League is back!!

#35 | Loving Genk, Stanning Southampton, and General Chaos

#34 | Sneaky Transfers + VfL Wolfsburg Spotlight

#33 | Under the Radar January Transfers Pt. 2

#32 | Moukoko Lies, Baby Mamas in Football, and a Quick Chelsea State of the Union

#31 | Under the Radar January Transfers

#30 | Our Best Dumb Thoughts About the World Cup Final

#29 | Spicy World Cup Takeaways Pt. 2

#28 | World Cup Takeaways pt. 1 (Extra Spicy)

#27 | The Most Comprehensive World Cup Show on the Planet

#26 | The Unbelievable Background of Nottingham Forest's Owner and Man City's Squad Dynamics (Satire)

#25 | Future Wonderkids on our Fotmob Shortlist

#24 | Premier League Recaps incl. a lifeless Jesse Marsch and Antonio Conte's hair plugs

#23 | Chelsea is Brighton 2.0 and Venting about Comical Goalkeeping

#22 | Mailbag incl. Todd Boehly's ideas, Granit Xhaka's new lease on life, and Jordan Pefok's rebrand

#21 | Favorite Transfer Windows from Top 5 Leagues

#20 | Champions League Predictions and Bets

#19 | Ode to Brighton and Tony Bloom

#18 | Premier League: Chelsea vs Tottenham & Nottingham Forest, Clubs We Want to Purchase, and our Twitter Strategy

#17 | European Soccer Futures Betting: EPL, Bundesliga, Serie A, UCL, Europa Picks & Free Tips

#16 | 2022-2023 Premier League Preview and Predictions

#15 | Spurs Sponsorship Banter and An Ode to Slavia Prague

#14 | Premier League Summer Transfers pt. 1

#13 | Deep Dive on Contract Clauses inspired by Daniel Geey's Done Deal

#12 | We submit to Real Madrid, Richest Game in the World, and French with Flares

#11 | Final Premier League Match Week (Mourning Burnley, Cursing Aston Villa, and much more)

Episode #10 | Stale Recaps, Spicy Takes

#9 | Merseyside Derby and our New Investment-Grade Betting Portfolio

#8 | Barcelona incompetence pt. 6

#7 | Premier League Rendezvous and We Suck at Twitter (So Far)

#6 | Big 5 Leagues Overview and International Round-Up

#5 | Our Dream Chelsea Ownership Consortium

#4 | Carabao Cup Final, Europa League, and ECL Predictions

#3 | Justice for Erik Pieters and Kurt Zouma's Cat

#2 | The (Very Late) January Transfer Round-Up

#1 | USMNT and Derby Recaps