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Falen & Colt — 442 episodes

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She said what about the teeth??

2

Dub Step Mothers Day

3

Ted takes on the 1k word play!!

4

It's MY mothers day

5

No, but why did they say this

6

Unsung Hero

7

Counting Corn

8

This guy is advocating for the wrong thing bruh

9

Ear wax trick

10

8.5 million people think he's fat

11

Send the nude?

12

It's just blood bro

13

Sit on top

14

Hooking up at work

15

Stag calls

16

People said we made them cackle today

17

Will she take him back??

18

Do servers hate when this happens?

19

Vaping on a date

20

what a rational response

21

Best friend to bad friend

22

She calls him the wrong name

23

Colt goes psycho

24

Classic crash out

25

Haven't been kissed in over a year

26

Falen did what under the stairs?!

27

Jealous GF?

28

Hottest Chicken Bracket

29

Lukey Dookie

30

You can't breastfeed that thing

31

Maxxx the Rizzzler is back!!!

32

She cheated, then he cheated, but his was worse because...

33

HOOKING UP TO FALEN'S VOICE

34

don't do this to your cat

35

Falen catches Jake in a lie

36

We had to edge him

37

Falen resorted to violence (not click bait)

38

Why are they taking photos like this

39

Cake Pop Crash Out

40

What happens when someone knocks on your tent?

41

Just get the pool

42

Necklace made of teeth??

43

THC AT 10AM?

44

Hot and Cold

45

Things you change for that special someone

46

He gave the sidechick WHAT???

47

Ted's very first 1k word play!!!

48

Flem is not meant for that

49

Falen Can't Say It

50

What Chip Is Colt Eating

51

She likes them thick

52

Granny is spooning

53

Jenny, sorry if you hear this.

54

NOT THE CEREAL

55

Here's what we said today

56

Sick days

57

Audio of Mice Communicating

58

Did we hit the spot?

59

Happy Birthday, TED!

60

YOU DID WHAT TO THE DOG?

61

How to not quit Mcdons

62

Eating your own earwax

63

Betta Bobby

64

Did he mess up her bday??

65

can they redo the date??

66

Normal or Nope: Potholes

67

Rate our podcast after you listen so we can get good boy and good girl points from our boss

68

Yabba Dabba Doo

69

Ted is back in the BUILDING!

70

i'm a doggg I'm a muuuuttt

71

DON'T USE THE COMB

72

He wraps his feet in what

73

This Christmas Remix BANGS

74

oh they real rude

75

I left him and then..

76

SYBAU

77

I can be your hero, baby

78

Not to be dramatic, but...

79

TEETH ARE MISSING

80

She's hot BUT she called my mom a B****

81

Normal or Nope: Buying dutch oven shirts

82

Crash out

83

Did I just get called ugly?

84

He said what at the wedding?!

85

Intruder while showering

86

Crash out

87

Yeah, we went there

88

Blending with Baking Powder & Soy Sauce

89

Don't tell her ever!!

90

Taco Bell A.T.M?

91

He's out because of a dog party?

92

ignore responsibilities and move across the country

93

Good thing she got her Bearistas

94

He can't say that

95

Normal or Noping

96

Had to call the Canadian Border Patrol

97

Below Deck's, Tzarina joins the show!

98

Normal or nope getting fast food without your partner

99

Colt gets called out by a listener

100

should found him cheating on the dashcam

101

what happened when he was 12??

102

How tall are you, and how much do you make?

103

🎵 67 I'm giving up on you 🎵

104

Normal songs that are terrifying in horror movies

105

what.

106

I got into the shower and he freaked out

107

She found a massive surprise after the divorce

108

Britney Spears did what with a knife???

109

She told her daughter in law she's not even the parent

110

Oh, we have a problem

111

Normal or Nope - Holding hands while jogging together

112

Her way of getting closure is crazy

113

Did you girl boss too close to the sun

114

Have you done these illegal things?

115

Love is blind: Will we find love? Listen here!

116

Say what you want to your boss

117

He's texting his ex when he's drunk

118

you good, dawg?

119

Ted visits us today!!

120

Audio of colt picking up men

121

Men in WI are better in bed than men in MN

122

Click to heal your mind

123

He doesn't know what I'm hiding from him

124

Things we keep from our partners

125

This guy's sister/stripper gave him the best bday

126

"That isn't a vibe"

127

Can we make it.... sexy??

128

He thinks she's in night classes, she's really at the casino

129

what's up with that?

130

He doesn't want to sleep with her anymore

131

B Frank had swag like a mother trucker

132

Do you want a BBL?

133

Last day at the fair!

134

how did shoes become a thing

135

...

136

Can you smell that?

137

Minnesota Guess Together

138

Alligators at the White House

139

First day at the fair!

140

she exploded in the worst possible place

141

Song you were grinding to in middle school

142

Got caught on trail cam

143

Falen finally confronts woman who claims she watches Falen's kid

144

Someone is using Falen....

145

TC Gemini

146

Normal or Nope: I like the smell of sweaty.....

147

She did WHAT with her husband's boss?!

148

She's every employer's worst nightmare

149

Starbucks is giving everybody what they want

150

Someone is trying to kidnap us

151

Listeners in the 4 oclock hour need to be studied

152

We call in backup for someone who is backed up

153

The last show before Falen left us all

154

Falen's husband makes an appearance

155

Normal Or Nope. Going to the gas station every day to ____

156

Colt ditched the bike and got a car

157

She uses Ai photos for her dating profile

158

Big Island Medium is here

159

Teacher Punches Student Then Becomes A List Actor

160

Larping

161

When's the last time you and your partner made out?

162

Why is Falen's dog doing this

163

Potato Gun Problems

164

I like his deck

165

Should he tell his daughter the truth?

166

We tried peoples pregnancy cravings

167

Sooo he cheated up until marriage... how did she respond?

168

You snuck what into the movie theater?!

169

Llama Get Down

170

OMG

171

Falligator is back in the building

172

Maxxx comes to rizz all over

173

Normal or Nope: Hair in the shower...

174

Does Dad Chats dominate Radio Scategories?

175

beta boy gets put in his place

176

Who you bringing on the yacht

177

Are you ready for it

178

Colt called Falen an Idiot?!?!

179

Southern accents

180

We laughed a lot today

181

THREE DAY WEEKEND BABY

182

Parents who only have one child are selfish?

183

Can we make it sexy??

184

Type C Mom

185

Which celebrity are we bringing to the bbq

186

Falen calls Colt's bff to see if he will give him a good reference

187

Will Falen remain as the Scategories Queen?

188

Talking to criminals

189

Here's what should be in your dating profile

190

can colt pick up falens mom?

191

Miley Cyrus and her Mom join the show to hash it out

192

He climbed a mountain for his WHAT

193

Falen stole money from her father??

194

One Margarita imma...

195

childrensmn.org/give

196

Don't do this in a public restroom

197

BARNEY

198

Here's the story about Colt being mugged

199

Normal or nope: Keeping your dogs teeth

200

Crazy ways you found them cheating

201

Situationships

202

Normal or Nope: Ketchup in the Fridge

203

Would you take a raise if it meant your coworker got fired?

204

We are so back!!

205

Ted is back with his good looks and charm

206

is he gay?

207

Sitting on that deck

208

Documentary: Tickle

209

Swim Class

210

Just ah swinging

211

Compilation of Falen being a sore loser

212

Retirement

213

Booty waxing

214

FULL Love is Blind Interview Without Music

215

Here's our very own Love Is Blind Reunion!

216

House party thefts

217

Clam Chowder

218

This historical figure was throwin it back to the thong song

219

Lie detector test leads to Falen uncovering something about Colt

220

An inmate calls to hit on Falen

221

Falen calls out Colt for being a dbag

222

WE HAVE LOVE IS BLIND NEWS

223

Octopus tries to hit on Colt

224

Last Words From Famous Figures

225

Does Falen spank Ted in a game of Scategories??

226

Fun little lies we tell our significant others

227

She said a man who cheats but provides is better than a loyal man with no money

228

Would you mind if he couldn't keep his eyes off another woman

229

MOZART WAS PETTY AF

230

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

231

Uber pool spills over to something next level

232

Woops.

233

Dude from 889 A.D. wrote THIS in his journal about his cat

234

Here's where we talked to Ben from Love is Blind

235

Welp. We got arrested.

236

Would you choose your best friend over your boyfriend?

237

Was the Physician hitting on Colt?

238

We are bringing on someone from Love Is Blind

239

Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam

240

On that cold medicine again

241

The worst relationship advice you'll ever hear

242

What was date night like in the Medieval times?

243

PMSing PROBLEMS

244

Do you agree with Colt about his take on Nissan Altimas?

245

Getting in trouble for drinking NA Beer at work

246

Woman marries a pirate ghost but then there's trouble in paradise

247

We eat how many pounds of cheese a year?!

248

Lock in. The boss man had something to say to us mid show

249

Hot Cheetos chat had us cackling like witches

250

Maxxx is at war with his landlord

251

Wait. How didn't show know she was pregnant?!

252

Ted enters the studio for a round of Scategories

253

Someone called out Colt, and Falen made it worse 😂

254

Dude gives mouth to mouth to an animal???

255

He didn't know he was sexting someone else because his phone brightness was too low??

256

FMK Billionaires

257

He gave up THIS for his girlfriend (and it didn't end well)

258

Normal Or Nope: bringing a portable bidet to work

259

She's saying her friend's arms are too hairy to find love

260

What does the Sun sound like??

261

Falen goes off on someone for something they did in the break room

262

45 Is her body count?

263

She gave him a list of rules after he cheated. Are these rules too crazy?

264

Top Ten things that happened on Falen & Colt this year!!!

265

Hey.

266

She's moving in on the sister's husband

267

Someone who got let go from KDWB makes a return on the show today

268

I cannot believe she just won ONE THOUSAND ᵖᵉⁿⁿⁱᵉˢ

269

She brought a child to the bachelorette party??

270

Falen got caught in the middle of Colt's argument with his wife

271

Falen's dog sitter took it a little too far

272

This guys confession gets a little uncomfortable

273

Woman asks us if she can sleep with Falen's Husband

274

Jack from The Titanic turns out to be a gaslighting butt munch

275

Welp. Now we have a lawyer.

276

Maxxx makes us hit those high notes

277

COLT GETS ROASTED BY TEXTS WITH CAN WE MAKE IT SEXY

278

He and his boss snuck out for some lovin' but his car had other plans

279

Why did Falen dedicate WAP to this local man

280

The hairstylist isn't that into you bro

281

Funny ways we almost died

282

The world is ending and you grab THIS from Walmart???

283

Would you trust a robot to walk your dog

284

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about

285

He says a different timezone made him gay?

286

She had enough of his BS already

287

Has anybody actually pooped at school

288

Will Momchats Destroy Falen on this Episode??

289

People who have been saved by paranormal activity

290

Maxxx is definitely getting with Falen's mom

291

Wine & Crime Podcast came in to share Minnesota's most baffling missing persons story

292

Suspect looks like he drinks Mountain Dew

293

Dadchats battles it out with Falen in a game of Scategories!

294

If you were a Menendez brother, what's the first thing you'd do when you got out?

295

He wanted to be more than friends until she got pregnant

296

Somebody from the morning show stole Falen's Jerky

297

We literally cried tears of laughter with Watchu been thinkin' today

298

He thinks he slept with his best friend's mom but he isn't sure

299

Oh yeah. They're getting a divorce.

300

The newest iPhone alarm led us to a pack of psychopaths on the phoneline

301

Why was Falen called out on a boat excursion in Italy

302

Was there a body in the rug? (thanks 4 rating the podcast bestie)

303

We have an update on Colt's Stalker

304

Gym owner confronts nudist patron but the nudist has a different story

305

Idk why you listen to this but thank you

306

Here's why you would never be able to escape prison

307

Here's how Falen held somebody hostage with her feet

308

We had listeners kill each other off with a new survivor game

309

Falen would excel at being a pirate in the 1700s

310

(leave a review for a cookie) Her mother in-law bought her a couch unprovoked, now she's heated

311

Colt tells Falen how he made a child cry

312

This might be the most immature thing that's ever happened on KDWB

313

Things your ex did but you still stayed with them

314

Here's the perverted thing a local vet said about our dog (leave a review on the pod app so we can keep our job)

315

If you have snapchat - we're sorry we said this

316

Here's Maxxx's story on getting paid for a one night stand via food stamps

317

Colt has a literal stalker

318

Otters are attacking joggers

319

Here's the guy whose wife sharts once a month

320

We found out why people cheat with uglier versions of their partners

321

Hey, thanks for listening to this we love you

322

Don't take your spouse to Cedar Rapids for your anniversary

323

Some pervert rubbed two Appleseed's together and created the Honeycrisp

324

We have the hottest tree bracket result and it's appalling!!

325

Falen makes Colt eat wings spicy enough to make him cry

326

Why is Colt purchasing a secret listening device?

327

Man calls in and demands women stop wearing these (Colt and Falen destroy him)

328

Hilarious story about a man pooping his pants, but It gets worse

329

Every "ding" you hear equals one buttcrack we see at the fair

330

Here's what would happen if you died via Komodo Dragon

331

COLT'S MISTAKE LEADS TO FALEN PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE

332

How many hostile house cats would it take to kill you?

333

We got into a heated discussion about cyclists that suck

334

Which type of tree is the most attractive?

335

Here's the encounter Colt had with a Trucker on Vacation

336

Don't Show Your Womb on Linkedin

337

How weird was the first dude who sucked on a cow udder

338

If you're wearing these types of bras, you're not in style anymore

339

This Guy Goes Up North For Fish To Suck On His Nipples

340

Wait. Men don't have to hold "it" whilst using the bathroom??

341

Magicians.... Why???? A new round of watchuu been thinking - and more!!

342

Choose Your Own Adventure - Death By Animal Edition - Pterodactyl or Hippopotamus

343

Falen is back from vacation and teaches us all what it's like to have a Brat summer!

344

Falen teaches Colt about anal glands

345

Would you rather die from getting eaten by a tiger OR swallowed by a whale?

346

Here's Monday's show if you're bored and want to hear about the most resilient cat in Minnesota

347

@CALLMEKRISTENMARIE takes on Falen in a round of Scattergories!!

348

We talk to the people of Woodbury to see if their city sucks or not

349

Jesus was an Italian Man who wanted Pizza to be with you

350

Falen has shocking news that'll blow your socks off about how much this famous person made on OF

351

Colt is back and Falen has A LOT to get off her chest

352

This guy's parents think they're paying for college but really he's funneling all their cash

353

Listen to Falen and Colt get way too upset over what the opposite of water is

354

Today was crazy and full of 4th of July laughs if you're bored then listen

355

HERE'S THE BEST CLIP QUIZ IN MONTHS

356

Colt openly admits he doesn't tip

357

He told his GF he was gay, but now he's dating a different woman!?

358

She has a new baby. Why is she SO mad at her Husband??

359

Should a man leave his girlfriend if she constantly belittles him to her friends?

360

She's been planning on leaving her husband for 20 years but now he has cancer

361

A gang of Turkeys around the Twin Cities made this guy their B

362

Woman refuses to leave her cheating boyfriend and her best friend calls her out!

363

Falen was so smelly in Banff a Grizzly Bear passed on her

364

This woman is going to Mass for some Ass

365

Falen trying to get her romper off threw out her entire back

366

Colt enraged Falen in a heated debate about how fruit is better than ice cream (it got real)

367

Guy got a pass with his girlfriend's friend, and it's lasted a little longer than she knows

368

Woman Refuses to Accept What The Big Island Medium Predicts For Her

369

Falen gets called out by a listener because she road raged on them (LOL)

370

Local tiger king was too busy hitting on a stepmom while her kid got gnawed on (animal encounters)

371

Woman's loser baby daddy refuses to get a job to help his family (destroyed)

372

This guy is paying his ex $500 a month hush money to subscribe to her only fans

373

Falen Gets Scolded live on air by the Big Island Medium

374

Falen and our Boss, Rich, battle it out during a game of Radio Scattergories!!

375

This girl invited her absent father to her graduation party without telling her mom

376

Falen gets vulnerable about a relationship in her life (serious)

377

The Big Island Medium drops by to guide you through your emotional state

378

We tried the energy drink Gypsy Rose concocted in PRISON

379

Anthony Edwards Big Sean A$$ remix

380

Who has the sexiest howl in Minnesota?

381

For Colt's 30th Birthday, Ted spanked Colt in a game of Radio Scattergories

382

She slept with her bestie's crush so he would date her bestie??

383

This guy is using his girlfriend and his justification is absolutely crazy

384

She wants to break up with him because he's spending thousands of dollars on action figures

385

The People Of Burnsville Brought Us Unique Gifts To Our T Shirt Tour Stop

386

This man says his wife got lazy and he wants her to dress up more

387

We had a little t-shirt mishap

388

Falen & Colt hit the high note with Ted & Vont

389

Falen thinks Colt is "sweet" on Ted because of what happened on Clip Quiz

390

He put and ate RANCH off her WHAT?!?!? (Local nurse calls in with the story)

391

Will Ted Have To Kiss The Ring During Radio Scattergories?

392

Here's why Colt thinks Gypsy Rose is better than him

393

Woman in the Twin Cities makes $40,000 a year for 40 hours of work each month. Here's what she's doing

394

We talked to people in Minnesota who sell feet pics. Here's how much they make

395

Guy called in to talk about his sensual experience with a bear

396

Woman's friends asked if they could be a part of her, and her man's, bedroom life

397

This specific shark lives up to 500 years old and here's what we learned

398

Colt's wife took the opportunity to destroy him on the radio

399

CLIP QUIZ was the closest it's EVER been!!

400

His Friend Is Cheating On His Friend's Fiancée. Does he Tell Her? Or Mind His Business?

401

Here's the outcome of the newest Love Is Blind segment

402

Colt's wife outed him to Falen about what he's been hiding in their glove box

403

This is the MOST PETTY THING anyone has done and it's Falen doing it!!

404

Love Is Blind 2 Is Happening Thursday!! Here's the convo with our male candidate :)

405

Here's Where Falen Tossed Her Cookies After Her Birthday Party Last Weekend

406

Billboards of Colt In A Speedo are in the works

407

Falen Rizzed all over the Monopoly Guy with her pickup lines (and a love is blind update) (cha ching)

408

Woman in Minneapolis babysat for her man while he hooked up with women in Texas

409

Falen's bra debacle lead to an emotional breakdown of nothing but rage

410

Woman thinks her ugly friends are holding her back

411

Woman calls us about mother in law doing skin to skin with HER baby

412

Falen's Birthday Trip Is Destroyed and here's why

413

Here's How Colt's Child Tried To Start A Fire In Falen's Estate

414

Falen Raw Dogged Colt With Her Eggs (and a hot canine winner has been named)

415

Minnesota Teacher's jarring secret about what she does to her students

416

Woman confronts man for dirty talking his ex in his sleep

417

Falen details how she bathes every inch of her body

418

DIDDY DID WHAT?!?!

419

Famous Minnesota Tiktoker Shares Her Information on Boobs Regrowing

420

Colt Was Incredibly Honest And NOBODY Could Handle It

421

WOMAN TRIES TO GET US FIRED BY CUSSING SEVERAL TIMES

422

WHICH ESTABLISHMENT HAS THE BEST RESTROOMS IN MINNESOTA

423

A Colic Ridden Falen Turned Into a Disastrous Saturday Full of Flatulence

424

THIS WOMAN'S EX STOLE THEIR NEIGHBORS NECKLACE AND REGIFTED IT

425

LOVE IS BLIND FALEN AND COLT EDITION EPISODE

426

JAKE HAS OFFICIALLY BETRAYED FALEN'S TRUST

427

If you text THIS message to your significant other it will save your relationship

428

If you're having a bad day, at least you didn't throw up in front of your yoga class

429

Highlight Real Of The Most Hilarious Falen Clips for International Women's Day

430

Sorry to HR for Googling Pelvic Floor on The Studio Computer

431

How long do women in Minnesota go without washing their bras

432

Hot Take: You're Supposed To Leave You're Trash In Your Seat At The Movie Theater?

433

A Local Brunch Server is Making Six Figures In Tips

434

Falen Dropped Her Own Name For A Free Oil Change and it Took a turn..

435

A Woman Proposed To Her Man On The Radio Today and He said...

436

An Isolated Michael Jackson - Sounds Like Falen With Pizza Rolls

437

Her Boyfriend Left Brown Spots In The Bed and This Is How She Handled It

438

A White Jeep Around Minneapolis is Hooking Up With People

439

FALEN GOT CAT CALLED ON 100

440

Joe Exotic Is Trying To Turn MGK

441

Heartbroken Episode with Falen and Colt

442

There's a New Show Member!