All Episodes

S3 Ep13: We're Not Really Here

S3 Ep12: Gameweek 20 & 21 - Crushed Like a Flower - KDB & Vardy Replacements

S3 Ep11: Soucek loves potato salad - delving into the next two gameweeks

S3 Ep10: Christmas Special - Festive Fixture Focus

S3 Ep9: Gameweek 11 - Olivia Buzaglo

S3 Ep8: Gameweeks 9 & 10 - Happy Place, Turf Moor

S3 Ep7: Chris Stark - Fantasy football, sexy owls, Jimmy's magic hands, woolly mammoths, working with Crouch and letters from royalty

S3 Ep6: Gameweeks 6 & 7 - Jack Grealish - Top of the Socks

S3 Ep5: Gameweek 5 - Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

S3 Ep4: Gameweek 4 - Assassinate Your Captain

S3 Ep3: Gameweek 3 - Sonny Delight - Transfer talk and fixture preview

S3 Ep2: Gameweek 2 - Bale out for Spurs?

S3 Ep1: The Boys Are Back In Town - FPL GW1

Pre-season Special - Fulham

Pre-Season Special - West Brom

Pre-Season Special - Dirty Leeds

S2 Ep31: Final Day Drama - Gameweek 38

S2 Ep30: Record Breakers with Michail Antonio - Game weeks 36 and 37

S2 Ep29: 'I'm Flabbergasted' - GW31+ & GW32+

S2 Ep28: The Amazons - Drummer Joe Emmett joins us to talk through the return of FPL

S2 Ep27: Free Wildcard Transfer Frenzy - FPL is back

S2 Ep26: Neilstalgia Part 2 - A 90's and 00's Football Quiz

S2 Ep25: Neilstalgia Part 1 - A 90's and 00's Football Quiz

S2 Ep24: Bastille Bonus - Ten Minutes with Woody

S2 Ep23: Bastille - Woody AKA the other Chris Wood returns

S2 Ep22: Knowing Me, Knowing You, Zaha...

S2 Ep21: Football, Family & FPL - GW28 look ahead

S2 Ep20: Pep Wins Prizes; Premier League pets, FPL and beer tips and Rooney's late night reading

S2 Ep19: Brexit Brits Abroad

S2 Ep18: 3 Week Ban - Gameweek 24 tips, Recorded live from Brewdog AF bar, rules from the world's worst five-a-side and zero beers

S2 Ep17: Ancelotti's Eyebrow - New manager impacts, Double Gameweek on the horizon, 0% beers,Romford Pele and 2 year old Toddler Tips

S2 Ep16: Jesse Lingard needs a faceguard - Festive fixtures, grand masters, long range belters and taking one between the eyes

S2 Ep15: The Lowedown - Documentary and music video director Ben Lowe joins us to chat about football, FPL and collecting stickers with Chris Stark

S2 Ep14: Graham Potter and the Chamber of Caretakers

S2 Ep13: Quickly Kevin; will Glenn Murray Score? featuring Chris Scull

S2 Ep12: Nobby, Bobby and Footballer's Hobbies - Gameweek 13, Sterling & Carson go swimming, Kane takes on Shearer and Joe Allen loves chickens

S2 Ep11: Roy Keane, Stuart Pearce, Luke Shaw - A night out with Vardy, Barton and Lletget ahead of gameweek 12

S2 Ep10: Marry Kane - GW10, booze on terraces and evil Vardy

S2 Ep9: Callum Hudson AHOY - Gameweek 9 - WAGs at War, Dane Bowers, smoking in the toilets and Lineker's tweets

S2 Ep8: Surgery Aguero - Gameweek 8 - injuries, car crashes and running into a moose

S2 Ep7: Ooh Aah Cantona - Gameweek 7 - Press Conference Madness

S2 Ep6: Lampard's turning Boyz II Men - get initiated

S2 Ep5: Two Door Cinema Club - Kevin de Bass Player - GW5

S2 Ep4: Pukki Party Like it's 1999!

S2 Ep3: You Me At Six-A-Side

S2 Ep2: 'Fat' Frank's Big Fat Fibs - Gameweek 2

S2 Ep1: Back in the Game - FPL Gameweek 1

S1 Ep36: Sheffield United & Strikers Mini Episode

S1 Ep35: Norwich & Midfielders Mini Episode

S1 Ep34: Villa & D-Fence Mini Episode

S1 Ep33: In Good Kompany

S1 Ep32: Hazard is a Winker

S1 Ep31: Mat Riley - Hammers to (Paul) Hollywood

S1 Ep30: Deeney in the Dock

S1 Ep29: Bastille - From Plymouth to Pompeii with Woody from Bastille

S1 Ep28: Whose Clyne is it Anyway? A ground-breaking new game, a look ahead to FPL gameweek 32 and the best and worst owners in football

S1 Ep27: Sterling vs The Euro; how does a Lioness dress, what's going on with Robson's feet and how not to invade a pitch

Best Bits - A lovely, bite-sized, introduction to The Fantasy Football Hangover

S1 Ep26: Jurgen Klopp's Windy Pops; beard transplant woes, gameweek 30 tips, player managers and away day voyages

S1 Ep25: Is it too late now to say Sarri? Fastest FPL players, Chip Strategy, Will's homebrew, player protests and an 8 year old draws Jimmy Hill

S1 Ep24: Bobby Firmino's Black and Gold Party; FPL, whipped cream, fancy dress and Mr Socko

S1 Ep23: Aguero 10, Shearer 11; Premier League hat trick heroes, best & worst loans, from Falcao to fellatio, John Stone’s thighs, Michael Aspel's eyes and dips with fries.

S1 Ep22: It's all Beckham's fault. Tattoo fixers and football, a premature look to gameweek 25 and a child picks who's strongest between Rob, Will and Rich.

S1 Ep21: Ole Gunnar Solskjær, The Comeback Kid; Best and worst returns in football, tips for gameweek 24 and a review of Argos in Norwich

S1 Ep20: The Rashford Rebellion; Piers and Adam from The Boxer Rebellion help us pick our Kane and TAA replacements, talk us through their on tour FPL tips, the best and worst club songs and whether Stewart Douglas is real.

S1 Ep19: Neil Etheridge drives a Smart car: is 2 Wildcards in 2 days a good idea? Was Pep’s jardigan responsible for Man City’s poor form? Is alcohol free beer any good? Should Roy Keane host Film 2019? All of this plus a look ahead to GW22 and much more

S1 Ep18: Jamie Vardy's Christmas Party; a festive football bonanza, as Rich, Will and Rob give their tips for the next few gameweeks, celebrate 2018's greatest hits and give an update on the FPL teams of the rich and famous.

S1 Ep17: Non Mourinho meltdowns; How many times can Paul Ince drop the C bomb in 60 seconds? Special guest Stuart McFeat drops by to reveal this, along with tales of other classic football meltdowns and a special message from an Arsenal legend.

S1 Ep16: Callum Wilson is fixture proof, the proof: a special guest joins the guys to discuss sex and football, Stuart Pearce's leadership, FPL tips for gameweek 16 and lots more.

S1 Ep15: Jamie Vardy's Skittles Vodka - The highs and lows of meeting your footballing heroes, FPL tips for gameweek 15, Kevin Keegan sings about love and the lads drink Skittles Vodka.

S1 Ep14: Kevin Keegan vs Ron Atkinson: The best and worst footballing cliches, Gary Lineker’s pre match rituals, a look ahead to GW14 and a few festive hangover cure drinks to get you through December

S1 Ep13: Harry Kane loves Holsten Pils: Nostalgia is better than logic. We discuss the best and worst football shirt sponsors from over the years, along with an excited look ahead to GW13 and all the usual beer, FPL and footy based chat

S1 Ep12: Raheem Sterling's retirement plan; EP12 we discuss post football careers of Flamini, George Weah, Lee Bowyer & many others, washing 100s of seats at Upton Park, learn how not to open a can of beer look back at GW11 & try our best to negotiate GW12

S1 Ep11: Psycho's Thunderous Thighs: Childhood memories of football, policemen referees, Soho football pubs and getting married on a Monday night. Plus the usual FPL and beer tips, all discussed over a few pints in the Golden Lion

S1 Ep10: Food, Terrible Food; Ian Wright, Owen Hargreaves and Alan Shearer have their current FPL teams assessed by Rich and Will who head to the Island Queen in North London to discuss the best and (mainly) worst matchday food, footballing twins and more

S1 Ep9: Goalkeeper Goals & Beer Based Bike Rides: Including the best and worst celebrity fans, more toddler captain tips and an active wildcard

S1 Ep8: Marcos Alonso's Luscious Locks; Rob, Will and Rich assess gameweek 7, look forward to gameweek 8, hit the pub for Bournemouth v Palace and discuss who has the best (and worst) hair in football

S1 Ep7: Groß or Löwe: An exciting & highly original quiz which looks at FPL scores from Luke Shaw, John o Shea & other pros. The finest beers from Amsterdam & we discuss the best and worst goal celebrations. Alan Shearer, stop listening now.

S1 Ep6: I Like It, I Like It, I Like It; Weird and wonderful pre match rituals, Red Bull for breakfast and the best toddler football chant to date

S1 Ep5: Nookie, Fish & Chips: Best & Worst trips abroad, a keen masseuse & feet nibbling rats

S1 Ep4: We've Got Tiny Cox; Worst excuses, including extracting your own healthy teeth, faking being run over and MC Mong

S1 Ep3: 3 Men, 18 Sausages & 27 Potatoes; Best and Worst chants, incredible eating feats and many laughs

S1 Ep2: Sarri, not Sarri. Will and Rich unite to discuss Sarri’s special ways, sample some fine beers and discuss Phil Jones FPL team

S1 Ep1: Kickoff; The debut which leads to that key question we all ask ourselves...which footballer would I choose to share a prison cell with???