All Episodes

Episode 311 - "You're pain is not a coincidence!"

Episode 310 - "Don't condescend me, man."

Episode 309 - "That's some bad hat, Harry"

Episode 308 - "That toad ripped me off!"

Episode 307 - "You don't seem to realize what business you're in"

Episode 306 - "We gonna kill every last one of ya"

Episode 305 - "What kind of American are you?"

Episode 304 - "You're scaring me, Pearl!"

Episode 303 - "How about you, Jimmy? You an oak man?"

Episode 302 - "Where there are no lions, hyenas rule"

Episode 301 - "What are you gonna do with those pies, boy"

Episode 300 - “You’re either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid”

Episode 299 - "The days of you controlling me are over"

Episode 298 - "Your religious text is mere ornament"

Episode 297 - "Look away and plug your ears"

Episode 296 - Best of 2024 - "The balance must be respected"

Episode 295 - "The juice is loose"

Episode 294 - "Dog will hunt!"

Episode 293 - "Sammy, those are f**ckn' onions!"

Episode 292 - "My son works?!”

Episode 291 - "Remember Sammy Jenkins"

Episode 290 - "Please don't kill me, freaky Jason."

Episode 289 - "I've got you for three minutes!"

Episode 288 - Have you people been breeding too close to the gene pool again?"

Episode 287 - We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves."

Episode 286 - "Never underestimate a droid."

Episode 285 - "There is no tomorrow!"

Episode 284 - Best Of 2023 - "Archimedes didn't know about continental drift!"

Episode 283 - "I will not accept a life I do not deserve."

Episode 282 - "How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!"

Episode 281 - "Make room for daddy!"

Episode 280 - "Five, Six, grab a crucifix."

Episode 279 - "You don't read the book. It reads you."

Episode 278 - The Super - "Why do they call you the milkman?"

Episode 277 - Auto Focus - "Don't. Make. Waves."

Episode 276 - US Marshals - "We got a fugitive."

Episode 275 - Timecop - "In my future, you're dead."

Episode 274 - Rush -"I think she fix, or she don't walk outta here."

Episode 273 - Bad Lieutenant - "Get with the program!"

Episode 272 - Sidekicks - "Don't need karate gi for brick breaking."

Episode 271 - Wild Card - "Stop the Postman!"

Episode 270 - Wild Card - "I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information!"

Episode 269 - The Founder - "Land. That's where the money is."

Episode 268 - Coffy - "This is the end of your rotten life!"

Episode 267 - Dead Presidents - "It's not your fault you've been brainwashed by America"

Episode 266 - Moving - "Well choke my chicken"

Episode 265 - Sleepaway Camp Trilogy - "Howdy, partner!"

Episode 264 - Delirious - "Jesus, I hate Cleveland."

Episode 263 - Miami Blues - "I want you to sew my eyebrow back on."

Episode 262 - Quick Change - "What the hell kind of clown are you?"

Episode 261 - Miracle Mile - "Is this some kind of prank or something?

Episode 260 - 5 Year Anniversary - "This is the part where you run."

Episode 259 - The First Power - "See you around, buddy boy."

Episode 258 - Swamp Thing - "There goes the neighborhood."

Episode 257 - Warlock/Warlock: The Armageddon - "Is this the best you can do?!"

Episode 256 - Night of the Comet - "Beat feet, Uncle Hector."

Episode 255 - Best of 2022 - "Where the fudge is made?"

Episode 254 - House I/II - "Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there."

Episode 253 - 10 To Midnight - "You can't punish me for being sick!"

Episode 252 - Tucker and Dale vs Evil - "We got your friend!"

Episode 251 - Rolling Thunder - "You learn to love the rope."

Episode 250 - A Christmas Story/Surviving Christmas - "It's a major award!"

Episode 249 - Necessary Roughness/Pee Wee's Big Adventure - "There's no basement at the Alamo!"

Episode 248 - JFK/Barry Lyndon - "Back, and to the left."

Episode 247 - Confidence/Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - "You fidget with your nuts a lot."

Episode 246 - Eyes Wide Shut/The Game - "Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?"

Episode 245 - Constantine/Falling Down - "Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?"

Episode 244 - Terror in the Aisles - "It's only a movie."

Episode 243 - Shutter Island/Marathon Man - "Is it safe?"

Episode 242 - Outbreak/The French Connection - "All right, Popeye's here!"

Episode 241 - Avengers: Endgame/Batman ('89) - "Never rub another man's rhubarb."

Episode 240 - The Lost Boys/Aliens - "Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy."

Episode 239 - A Nightmare on Elm Street/Dressed to Kill - "Come to Freddy."

Episode 238 - Tremors/Clash of the Titans - "This valley is just one long smorgasbord."

Episode 237 - The Bourne Identity/Heat - "Look at what they make you give."

Episode 236 - Tenet/Predator - "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Episode 235 - Training Day/Carlito's Way - "King Kong ain't got sh*t on me!"

Episode 234 - Project: Threshold/The Witch - "I think she's tripping her ass off."

Episode 233 - Oscar/Robocop - "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Episode 232 - Brightburn / Alien Nation - "Take the world."

Episode 231 - 4th of July / Jaws - "You're the mayor of shark city."

Episode 230 - Diggstown/Creepshow - " I can hold my breath for a long time!"

Episode 229 - Red Dawn/Midnight Run - "Avenge me!"

Episode 228 - Spies Like Us/Poltergeist - "What's a dickfer?"

Episode 227 - Taps/Platoon - "It's beautiful, man!"

Episode 226 - Uncut Gems/Pulp Fiction - "This is how I win."

Episode 225 - Beetlejuice/Dirty Harry - "Go ahead, make my millennium!"

Episode 224.5 - Remembering Ray Liotta - "Egg noodles and ketchup"

Episode 224 - Monster Squad - "Give me the amulet, you bit*h!"

Episode 223 - They Live - "Put the glasses on!"

Episode 222 - Big Trouble in Little China - "This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang."

Episode 221 - Fright Night - "Oh, you're so cool, Brewster!"

Episode 220 - Leviathan - "Talk about having a bad day"

Episode 219 - UHF - "You get to drink from the firehose!"

Episode 218 - 1941 - "We don't need no safety bar."

Episode 217 - Short Time - "You missed me again you idiot!"

Episode 216 - Deal of the Century - "I'm just gonna give you a little touch up!"

Episode 215 - Maximum Overdrive - "This machine just called me an a**hole!"

Episode 214 - The Beastmaster - "The unborn child is yours!"

Episode 213 - Shocker - "Let's get on with the killing!"

Episode 212 - Shoot to Kill - "I said I hate the damn woods!"

Episode 211 - Toy Soldiers - "Pots and pans?"

Episode 210 - I Come in Peace - "And you go in pieces, a**hole!"

Episode 209 - Krull - "Here is the knowledge you seek!"

Episode 208 - The Last Dragon - "Kiss my Converse!"

Episode 207 - Dreamscape - "He did this to you!"

Episode 206 - 1.21 Gigawatts?!

Episode 205 - Thrill me!

Episode 204 - One phone call saves your dad's life

Episode 203 - Kill them all. Let God sort them out

Episode 202 - Meat group!

Episode 201 - I might be back

Episode 200 - You can trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up

Episode 199 - See you at the party, Richter!

Episode 198 - Are you not entertained?!

Episode 197 - What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Episode 196 - I'll be back!

Episode 195 - I find your lack of faith disturbing

Episode 194 - With great power comes great responsibility

Episode 193 - Meet you in Malkovich in one hour

Episode 192 - I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes

Episode 191 - I have made fire!

Episode 190 - Hey, nice beaver

Episode 189 - So how are you planning to kill me?

Episode 188 - Come with me if you want to live

Episode 187 - My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me

Episode 186 - We should have shotguns for this kind of deal

Episode 185 - The doctor said I need a backiotomy!

Episode 184 - Beep beep, Richie!

Episode 183 - I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way

Episode 182 - Chicago cop never relinquishes his weapon

Episode 181 - Whatever you need, Leo Getz

Episode 180 - We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Episode 179 - Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Episode 178 - That is one nutty hospital

Episode 177 - The ice is gonna break!

Episode 176 - Part man. Part machine. Total weapon.

Episode 175 - This is definitely going to end badly

Episode 174 - Get to the chopper!

Episode 173 - I always tell the truth. Even when I lie

Episode 172 - We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!

Episode 171 - Let us welcome you to this most joyous of occasions

Episode 170 - Money never sleeps, pal

Episode 169 - I'm feelin a little woozy here!

Episode 168 - What country do you think this is?

Episode 167 - I am not a fish!

Episode 166 - All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex

Episode 165 - There's no nobility in poverty

Episode 164 - You are a god among insects

Episode 163 - Most things in here don't react too well to bullets

Episode 162 - We have a piper down

Episode 161 - He wants you too, Malachi

Episode 160 - What do you mean funny, funny how?

Episode 159 - I love lamp

Episode 158 - He's an angel straight from heaven!

Episode 157 - Let the Wookie win

Episode 156 - I'm talking about pimpin', since been pimpin', since been pimpin'!

Episode 155 - Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

Episode 154 - I'm Johnny Wishbone, psychic extraordinaire!

Episode 153 - You gonna bark all day little doggie?

Episode 152 - I love these calm little moments before the storm

Episode 151 - I just had to kill a lot of people!

Episode 150 - I drink your milkshake!

Episode 149 - Most people are so ungrateful to be alive

Episode 148 - You done made me hurt my d**k hand!

Episode 147 - I like it!

Episode 146 - Jack Flack always escapes

Episode 145 - You're a disease and I'm the cure

Episode 144 - I once used defibrillators on myself

Episode 143 - He possess great skills

Episode 142 - Who needs reason when you have heroin

Episode 141 - A sphincter says what?

Episode 140 - Too many secrets

Episode 139 - Flawless victory!

Episode 138 - You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV

Episode 137 - He has his father's eyes

Episode 136 - Give my regards to King Tut, a**hole!

Episode 135 - Attica! Attica!

Episode 134 - Wilson!!

Episode 133 - The butterfly effect can suck my nuts!

Episode 132 - The virgin Connie Swail?

Episode 131 - Wolfman's got nards

Episode 130 - Stupid is as stupid does

Episode 129 - You got any popsicles?

Episode 128 - Stella!!

Episode 127 - I'm your number one fan

Episode 126 - It's hard out here for a pimp

Episode 125 - Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!

Episode 124 - Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes

Episode 123 - Don't drive angry!

Episode 122 - You must not read from the book!

Episode 121 - Behave yourselves!

Episode 120 - Why so serious?

Episode 119 - Smile and put on a happy face

Episode 118 - Eat lead, froggies!

Episode 117 - The fastest chicken in the south

Episode 116 - Boats 'n Hoes!

Episode 115 - Nothing burps better than bacon

Episode 114 - I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Episode 113 - Welcome to prime time, b**tch!

Episode 112 - Party on, dudes!

Episode 111 - Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?

Episode 110 - Tell 'em Freddy sent ya!

Episode 109 - You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Episode 108 - Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

Episode 107 - I'm a big, bright, shining star

Episode 106 - Chuck Fleming, Action News!

Episode 105 - Don't be so dramatic, darling

Episode 104 - I celebrate the guy's entire catalog

Episode 103 - Move it! Move it! Move it!

Episode 102 - Get busy living or get busy dying

Episode 101 - King Kong ain't got sh*t on me!

Episode 100 - If you wanna get crazy, we can get crazy!

Episode 099 - I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel

Episode 098 - You don't have a cousin Patty

Episode 097 - Come to me, jungle friends

Episode 096 - Molly, you in danger, girl

Episode 095 - There was a firefight!

Episode 094 - That's a big Twinkie

Episode 093 - That kangaroo stole my ball!

Episode 092 - I could eat a peach for hours

Episode 091 - No wheezing the juice!

Episode 090 - Greed is good

Episode 089 - Negotiation's over. Sentence is death.

Episode 088 - My history is not my destiny

Episode 087 - Just call me Billie, everyone does!

Episode 086 - Stay gold, Ponyboy

Episode 085 - Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns

Episode 084 - It's not a toomah!

Episode 083 - Be excited, be, be excited!

Episode 082 - Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell!

Episode 081 - You've got my table but you're not getting my lobsters

Episode 080 - If I had a d**k this is where I'd tell you to suck it

Episode 079 - I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers

Episode 078 - Oh, look, an indoor outhouse

Episode 077 - Respect is all you have left in the morning

Episode 076 - Wake up! Time to die!

Episode 075 - I never did mind about the little things

Episode 074 - You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!

Episode 073 - You using the whole fist, Doc?

Episode 072 - Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Episode 071 - Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ!

Episode 070 - The force is strong with this one

Episode 069 - Sho-Nuff!

Episode 068 - The Dude abides

Episode 067 - Die, blanket of death!

Episode 066 - You're ruining Christmas!

Episode 065 - Show me all the blueprints

Episode 064 - You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!

Episode 063 - Poison Clan rocks the world!

Episode 062 - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

Episode 061 - Reality is not what it used to be

Episode 060 - Welcome to the party, pal!

Episode 059 - Here's Johnny!

Episode 058 - Don't let them bury me! I'm not dead!

Episode 057 - Do or do not. There is no try.

Episode 056 - I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Episode 055 - Come out, come out, wherever you are

Episode 054 - Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Episode 053 - I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Episode 052 - I feel the need . . . The need for speed

Episode 051 - There is no Dana, only Zuul

Episode 050 - I'm the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

Episode 049 - What an excellent day for an exorcism

Episode 048 - I can do this all day

Episode 047 - Goonies never say die

Episode 046 - We are Groot

Episode 045 - Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due

Episode 044 - I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Episode 043 - I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection

Episode 042 - Fry like bacon you little freshman piggies

Episode 041 - I'm a mean green mother from outer space

Episode 040 - I'm the captain now

Episode 039 - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it

Episode 038 - Discovering the object of the game IS the object of the game

Episode 037 - Dong. Where is my automobile?

Episode 036 - I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

Episode 035 - Hang on lady, we going for a ride

Episode 034 - Get away from her, you bitch!

Episode 033 - I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Episode 032 - So, you were having sex with the little fella?

Episode 031 - A man's got to know his limitations

Episode 030 - This car is 100% death proof

Episode 029 - Not my gumdrop buttons!

Episode 028 - Three, four, better lock your door

Episode 027 - Excuse Me While I Whip This Out

Episode 026 - You're gonna need a bigger boat

Episode 025 - I love my dead gay son!

Episode 024 - This town needs an enema!

Episode 023 - Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Episode 022 - You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge

Episode 021 - Lloyd! Petey didn't have a head!

Episode 020 - There's no crying in baseball

Episode 019 - Sometimes dead is better

Episode 018 - They're all gonna laugh at you

Episode 017 - Vaya con Dios, Brah

Episode 016 - Can you fly, Bobby?

Episode 015 - One, two, Freddy's coming for you.

Episode 014 - Keep the change, you filthy animal.

Episode 013 - It's all in the reflexes