All Episodes
F*ck Me Dead Podcast — 148 episodes
Episode 140: Dr Karl Fucks
Episode 139: If I Said I Had Two Arms, I'd Be Lion
Episode 138: Stay Away From Wet Kangaroos and Don't Go To The Zoo
Episode 137: More Mushroom Lady, More Clickbait Titles
Episode 136: Fart On My French Fries
Episode 135: The Episode's Not Late
Episode 134: No Pants
Episode 133: This Is An Episode of This Podcast
Episode 132: Frequent Feliner
Episode 131: Peggy Sue I'm Cuming for You
Episode 130: Kek
Episode 129: I Like Turtles
Episode 128: A Very Fuck Me Dead Christmas
Episode 127: TorNeighdeos
Episode 126.5: Whoops
Episode 126: We're Just Putting Trump in the Title for Clickbait
Episode 125: Maccas Quality
Episode 124: Moon Quest
Episode 123: I Don't Even Know What We Talked About & We Just Did It
Episode 122: No Gary no
Episode 121: 2 Napkins of Liquid
Episode 120: Peeing! On The AstroTurf
Episode 119: Two Pies, One Shark
Episode 118: Meth Dog
Episode 117: We've Lost The Plot
Episode 116: Laughter ASMR
Episode 115: Yeah
Episode 114: I've Ram out of Patience for Planes
Episode 113: Is There A Morgue in the Basement? Neigh
Episode 112: Big Monkey
Episode 111: Lesbian Vampire Killers (not sexy)
Episode 110: Melbourne Seizer Man
Episode 109: Crickets, Rats and Ass Cracks
Episode 108: Estonia's Number 1 Podcast
Episode 107: Aussie Yaoi Fanclub
Episode 106: Season 3! Damp Cake
Episode 105: I Scream Again
Update: Big Papa Huge Time
Episode 104: Ice Scream
Episode 103: Too Many Long Floppy Things
Episode 102: I have Ned Kelly's skull in my kitchen
Epsiode 101: A Couple of Croc Lovers
Epsiode 100: A Century Of Shit
Episode 99: Remember, All I'm Offering is a Podcast. Nothing More
Episode 98: Not Mushroom For Thought
Episode 97: Help me Hard Solo, You’re My Only Hope
Epeesode 96: PP
Episode 95: Chris Hemsworth Lightning Penis
Episode 94: Flipper Licking Good
Episode 93: Plastic Banana Penis
Episode 92: Donut Blame Us
Episode 91: Bucket, why not?
Episode 90: CJ Not Live and Somewhat Cut
Episode 89: Where's my Platypus
Episode 88: Damn, It Do Be Like That
Episode 87: Sorry for the PUNishment
Episode 86: Fuck Me Dead 2 - Fuck Harder
We're Back
Hiatus
Episode 85: Minnie Dean, The Baby Farmer
Episode 84: Rum Fuelled Snake Orgy
Episode 83: Dickheads n Dolphins
Episode 82: Loots n Poops
Special: No Anything
Episode 81: Doom and Gloom in NSW
Episode 80: A Pooculiar Place
Episode 79: Sexy Australian Vampires
Episode 78: Call A Shark At Your Local Bup
Episode 77: Like in the Cartoons
Episode 76: Hitmen Have Standards
Episode 75: It Happened
Episode 74: CJ's Weekend Adventure
Episode 73: Democracy Manifest
Episode 72: This Episode, is Haunted.
Episode 71: GTA 6 Perth City
Episode 70: Hello John
Episode 69: Nice
Fuck Me Dead: Quickie
Episode 68: The Ghost of Pub Crawls Past
Episode 67: Start Tragic, End Wacky
Episode 66: A Funny Place for Stabbing
Episode 65: George The Hero
Episode 64: Wombat Shitpost
Episode 63: No that's kiwi for... not that?
Episode 62: A Bunch Of Crappy Men
Episode 61: Bonk, Go to Horny Jail
Episode 60: Don't Eat That
Episode 59: Cocaine and Viagra
Episode 58: The Antwerp Demon Posession
Episode 57: Where's My Sex Toy?
Episode 56: Bunyips and Yowies
Episode 55: Screams in Incel
Episode 54: Bad Business, Terrible People, Worse Sex Advice
Episode 53: New Year, Same Shit
Special Episode: F*ck Me Dead, Live and Uncut
Episode 52: “A dingo’s got my baby” - Lindy Chamberlain
Episode 51: Fosters, Australian for shit
Episode 50: Chemicals In The Water To Turn The Penguins Gay
Episode 49: Wish I knew as little about Pete Evans as the Somerton Man
Episode 48: Big Men, Big Pigeons
Episode 47: You Won't Find That On Pornhub
Episode 46: Balmain mystery bags are people?
Episode 45: Doom, Gloom & Coffee That Makes Your Heart Go Boom
Episode 44: Harold The Wombat
Episode 43: Big Sheep, Big Meat
Episode 42: Mystery of the Wanda Beach Murders
Episode 41: Mystery of The Rack Man
Episode 40: Don't Stick Your Dick In It
Episode 39: The Emu War
Episode 38: Hobart's Sexiest Woman
Episode 37: Mittens, his floofiness
Episode 36: Toss a sex toy to your Treasurer
Episode 35: What are the Odds
Episode 34: Where is Frederick Valentich
Episode 33: The Episode no one dies! Maybe
Episode 32: The Truth(?) about Harold Holt
Episode 31: Jennelyn Kennedy
Episode 30: Peter Falconi-oh no not again
Episode 29: An Educational Show
Episode 28: The Poop Joggers Strike Back
Episode 27: Cash, Cryptids, Death and Weaponised Sex Toys
Episode 26: Falconio, Dead Or Alive?
Episode 25: There Is No Segue
Episode 24: So Japanese Jesus walks into the Outback
Episode 23: The Story Is The Headline
Episode 22: You Won't Believe THE AMOUNT OF DICKS
Episode 21: Drop Bears
Episode 20: Ivan Milat 2?
Episode 19: Fuck Pusey, Fuck the NBN, Wait What'd They Call That Place Again?
Episode 18: Drink Goon. Regret Goon.
Episode 17: Lus Wanpela Han
Episode 16: Quarantine Fools
Episode 15: How to, and how not to, lend a hand
Episode 14: Quarantine Distraction Hour
Episode 13: Naked Fat Healthy Afraid
Episode 12: Help Us Aussie Jesus, We Need More Toilet Paper
Episode 11: Don't Take Australia's Waifus
Episode 10: An Orca Won't Fit, But A Raccoon Might
Episode 9: Don't Shit in the Water
Episode 8: Critters, Creeps & Coronas
Episode 7: Leono Peniso
Episode 6: Poogate Returns
Episode 5: Leave the Kids Alone
Episode 4: Australia Is Burning
Episode 3: Put That In Ya Gob
Episode 2: Aussie Christmas Danger (Almost) Hour
Episode 1: Spooks, Poops & Shoots
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