All episodes
A net negative: The Coffee Table (2022)
ENot the right place for a bobcat: Freaked (1993)
EHot for not long: Motel Hell (1980)
EPerv slime: Hell Night (1981)
Tarman for President: Return of the Living Dead (1985)
EShaking in John Lewis: Obsession (2026)
EOn a victim treadmill: Backrooms (2026)
EKooky spooky kabuki: The Gift (2000)
ERe-ressurrected: Upgrade (2018)
EStolen valour: Evil Ed (1995)
EMicturating, eyes down: The Substance (2024)
ELove and lump: Hokum (2026)
EYou need a Scully: The Innkeepers (2011)
ENot your grandad's gillman: Frankenstein (2025)
ENumber One Stallion: The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
EThe Right Movie: Brainscan (1994)
EUpper class whimsy: Ready or Not (2019)
EDestruction is disruptive: The Blob (1988)
ESpoilers for Fight Club: The Lighthouse (2019)
ELong time loverman: Class of 1984 (1982)
EA romp gone wrong: Heart Eyes (2025)
EBeast and Bieber: Shock 'Em Dead (1991)
ELife without eyelids: Goodbye 2025, hello 2026
EBad answers to inane questions: The Monkey (2025)
EHorror is my carbs: The Final Transmission Halloween Special 2025
ETwisting the knife away: Trick 'r Treat (2007)
EHalloweensplaining: Halloween III (1982)
EThe wetter the better: Murder Party (2007)
EChucky Starkweather's Merry Weekend: The Sadist (1963)
ELong John Shotgun: The Mist (2007)
ERated R for Rad: Popcorn (1991)
ETripping into Casablanca: Splice (2009)
EWhat's so scary about werewolves?
EMondo pumperoony: Barbarian (2022)
EChekhov's ciggies: Wolf Creek (2005)
EPablo Escobar's twink: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
EHat on a hat: Sightseers (2012)
EOminous ubiquity: Happy Death Day (2017)
EIncongruous balls: Phantasm (1979)
EGaslighting Sam: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
EUnbridled wackaloonery: Ravenous (1999)
ESlam it in the clambake: Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
ESwinging from the fences: Critters (1986)
E#NotAllDolls: Dolly Dearest (1991)
ECapitulate to daddy: The Collector (2009)
ECompulsive filmmaking: Ghosthouse (AKA La Casa 3, 1988)
EGreta brings the ick: House of the Devil (2009)
EValencia, here I come: Timecrimes (2009)
EBig Marmoset Energy: The Faculty (1998)
ELove with a capital V: Edge of the Axe (1989)
ESam's 100 minute bath: When Evil Lurks (2023)
EThe Mothball Element: Fright Night (1985)
EDown a whoopsie: The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
ECrushed by an MP3: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
EFeaturing no Gimlis: The Hazing (2004)
ESultry sludge: Cat People (1981)
EMad About Milk: The Loved Ones (2009)
EThe Full Mountie: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
ESam's dream: Miracle Mile (1988)
EA neutral egg: Q - The Winged Serpent (1982)
EA Very Serious Swan: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
EWelcome to Meat: Frailty (2001)
EDouble chin territory: Maniac Cop (1988)
EChilean Anti-Jamie's controversy hour: Terrifier 3 (2024)
EFinnish Cojones: Rare Exports (2010)
EA holly jolly ding dong: Inside (2007)
EJohnny Ramones folly: The Wicker Man (2006)
EThe hits keep humming: Blood Feast (1963)
ENot your daddy's Billy Bibbit: The Exorcist III (1990)
EThe reddest of flags: Revenge (2017)
EThe Anthony Bourdain of lunchables: Terrifier & Terrifier 2
EAcolytes of the Quig: Night of the Demons (1988)
EFriend of the clam: The Guest (2014)
EStephen King Midas: Silver Bullet (1985)
EGeneric rascal behaviour: Near Dark (1987)
EThe metaphorical moustache: Dog Soldiers (2002)
EBuffet of madness: House (1977)
EFaxing it in: Waxwork (1988)
EMore Cushing for the pushing: Dracula (1958)
EPrude Mutant from the Planet Nobhead: Frankenhooker (1990)
EHornet with a bugle: Suspiria (1977)
EHard as Mahogany: The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
EAnarchic joy: Class of Nuke 'Em High (1987)
ECanvas me, daddy: In A Violent Nature (2024)
EGillman is for punks: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ECoco for coocoo puffs: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
EPerfection is horrible: Possession (1981)
EAsk a proctologist: Arachnaphobia (1990)
ECum detective: Angel Heart (1987)
EAll mounties are bastards: Pontypool (2008)
EJaws IV on land: Maniac (1980)
ECourtesy of the Terenzi Brothers: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
EIn Defence of Home Alone: The People Under the Stairs (1991)
ESam claps when the plane lands: Psycho Goreman (2020)
EThe Doppler Chopper: Late Night with the Devil (2024)
ELeave it to Sex Machine: Day of the Dead (1985)
EChekhov's Flamethrower: The Hidden (1987)
EThe Plums of Madison County: Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ESlasher slash slacker: Intruder (1989)
ED.N.Aviators: Eden Lake (2008)
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