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Five and Dive — 450 episodes
Episode 571: Big Money, No Whammies
Episode 570: Civale Discussions
Episode 569: Yan Can Cook
Episode 568: 2026 Trade Deadline Recap (Extended Cut)
Episode 567: The Philly Triumvirate
Episode 566: Enter and Exit Through the Gift Shop
Episode 565: Sometimes You Need New People to Boo
Episode 564: Miz Me With That
Episode 563: The Deck of Theseus
Episode 562: Los Angeles, I'm Yours
Episode 561: I'm So Sick of Deck
Episode 560: Yeah They Were All Yellow
Episode 559: I Don't Think Bob's Wrong
Episode 558: Yo, Dirt
Episode 557: Because We Are a Cubs Podcast?
Episode 556: The Monty Ball Problem
Episode 555: Craig Finds the Planets, Digable
Episode 554: Miz/Max
Episode 553: I Don't Know Horse
Episode 552: Blake Beaven in the Upside Down
Episode 551: JO NO!
Episode 550: That Monkey is Dead Now
Episode 549: I Was a Freeman in Paris
Episode 548: Nine out of 10 Dentists Do Not Recommend
Episode 547: You Know We're Still Recording?
Episode 546: Walk Without Rhythm and You Won't Attract the Worm
Episode 545: Stephen Root Sports
Episode 544: My Miguel
Episode 543: If It Wasn't For Those Meddling Loose Bodies
Episode 542: Loftin Goals
Episode 541: If You Don't Got Mojo Nixon Then Your Team Could Use Some Fixin'
Episode 540: Get (Joe) Carter
Episode 539: I Come From Provo, so All Your Threats Are Empty
Episode 538: A Late-Mid April Update
Episode 537: The Randy Ratio
Episode 536: A Pirate's Life for Me?
Episode 535: Scherzkovksy Piano Concerto No. 1
Episode 534: Joseph and His Technicolor Home Run Robberies
Episode 533: Prospect Payday Incentive
Episode 532: You're Off the Case, McGonigle.
Episode 531: Opening Night Jitters
Episode 530: That's a Clown Assignment, Bro
Episode 529: 2026 AL East Preview
Episode 528: 2026 NL Central Preview
Episode 527: 2026 AL West Preview
Episode 526: 2026 NL West Preview
Episode 525: 2026 AL Central Preview
Episode 524: 2026 NL East Preview
Episode 523: I know you like this dirty pop
Episode 522: Philadelphia Story
Episode 521: The Wrist Bone's Connected to the Hamate Bone
Episode 520: No Sunshine Superman
Episode 519: All my prospects (used to) live in Texas
Episode 518: You Only Vote Weiss
Episode 517: Survey Says
Episode 515: The 12 Days of Crismatt
Episode 514: I'd rather look at a picture of a dude
Episode 513: Simply Having a Wonderful Craigsmas Time
Episode 512: That Night in Toronto
Episode 511: Trading Spaces: Turkey Day Edition
Episode 510: The Hot Stove used "Confuse," it is super effective!
Episode 509: Everything is Free Agent Now
Episode 508: Law-Abiding Podcast
Episode 507: Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?
Episode 506: Otters Don't Have a Lot of Verbs
Episode 505: Ruth's Craig Steakhouse
Episode 504: Before Sunrise
Episode 503: Hell is Other Pumpkins
Episode 502: I'll Hang Up and Not Listen
Episode 501: Turn the Season
Episode 500: It's Time For Some Game Theory
Episode 499: You Gotta Put Down The Ducky
Episode 498: Nathan Lukes for You
Episode 497: "So. Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes?"
Episode 496: Ooh baby baby, it was a Wild Card
Episode 495: A Fortuitous Monday
Episode 494: The Dreaded LAramie
Episode 493: Guardians at the Gate
Episode 492: The Kings of Sandy Leon
Episode 491: It's Happening Again (in the AL West)
Episode 490: Wake Us Up When September Ends
Episode 489: It is 5 A.M. and you are listening to Craig rant about Los Angeles
Episode 488: Manufacturing Content
Episode 487: We Did It, Jo
Episode 486: A Podcast that Should Have Had a Meeting
Episode 485: You'll Need Those Fingers for Crossing
Episode 484: Can You Nabilieve It? (Yes, you can)
Episode 483: Epistles from St. Paul
Episode 482: On the Shores of Wisconsin
Episode 481: Roman, Reigns
Episode 480: Fish > Bird
Episode 479: Deadlines (Thoughtful)
Episode 478: Deadlines (Hostile)
Episode 477: Texas Sun
Episode 476: Holy Schlitz!
Episode 475: Going to Georgia
Episode 474: My Favorite Miztake
Episode 473: The Tigers Have Spoken
Episode 472: Your Call is Very Important to Us
Episode 471: Midpoint Madness
Episode 470: Oops! All Monforts
Episode 469: June Swoons
Episode 468: Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
Episode 467: The Slide of the Modern Mariner
Episode 466: In Our Banter Era
Episode 465: Because We're a Dodgers Podcast
Episode 464: Houston, We Have a Fracture
Episode 463: Jésus Sánchez Take the Wheel
Episode 462: It Don't Mean a Thing, if it AIn't Got That Swing
Episode 461: You Can't Fix Everything with Old Bay
Episode 460: Impermanently Ineligible
Episode 459: A Signature Show
Episode 458: Pope Leody XIV
Episode 457: Calling Balls and Strikes
Episode 456: Movie Sign!
Episode 455: Wicki Wicki Wild Wild West (Yeah)
Episode 454: At Your Dalbec and Call
Episode 453: Squeezing Every Drop of Life Out of the Weekend
Episode 452: Station Wagon Bandwagon
Episode 451: The Mervis System
Episode 450: We'll Always Have Karen Paris
Episode 449: Kranick! at the Disco
Episode 448: Once a Rockie, Always a Rockie?
Episode 447: Torpedos Away
Episode 446: Baseball is so back
Episode 445: 2025 AL West Preview
Episode 444: 2025 AL Central Preview
Episode 443: 2025 AL East Preview
Episode 442: 2025 NL East Preview
Episode 441: 2025 NL Central Preview
Episode 440: 2025 NL West Preview
Episode 439: Some Damn Fine Iced Coffee
Episode 438: Shipping Up to Boston
Episode 437: Because We Are a Mets Podcast (and nothing else is happening)
Episode 436: Podcast length is inversely proportional to actual news
Episode 435: The Museum of the Moving Third Basemen
Episode 434: From the West Side to the East Side, Everybody's very happy
Episode 433: Roster Reshuffling Roundup
Episode 432: New Year, No News
Episode 431: Today, I am the greatest of all time!
Episode 430: Then repeat to yourself, "it's just a pod, I should really just relax"
Episode 429: And What's the Deal with Airplane Arrival Times?
Episode 428: Despicable Me 5 (and Dive)
Episode 427: The Golden Rule
Episode 426: Let's Talk Turkey
Episode 425: And by Listeners Like You
Episode 424: Meta-Information
Episode 423: Puns and Portmanteaus
Episode 422: Around and Around the Horn
Episode 420/421: It was the World Series
Episode 419: It's the World Series
Episode 418: Bicoastal Lifestyle
Episode 417: So this is Big Christmas
Episode 416: It's Austin Hedges Time
Episode 415: Serial Experiments Lane
Episode 414: Welcome to Splitsville, Population You
Episode 413: Who Needs Sleep (well, you're never gonna get it)
Episode 412: Part Two
Episode 412: Part One
Episode 411: Stay Green and Gold, Ponyboy
Episode 410: The Slipper Still Fits
Episode 409: The Wonderful Thing About Tigers
Episode 408: The San Diego Chicken of Shame
Episode 407: Lighten up, Francis Bowden
Episode 406: Minnesota Not-So-Nice
Episode 405: Tumble in the Bronx
Episode 404: The Paper Chase
Episode 403: La Pastie de la Petit Bourgeoisie
Episode 402: They Might Be Five and Dive's Brand New Podcast Flood
Episode 401: (Dan) WILSONNNNNNNNNNN
Episode 400: Brought to You By Coming World
Episode 399: William Wagner, Second Earl of Wagner
Episode 398: I'm seeing double! Four Festas!
Episode 397: Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Episode 396: The Streaks of Philadelphia
Episode 395: ChicagOHNO
Episode 394: Pencils Down
Episode 393: Jeffrey Really Needs to Turn Around the Late July Shows Immediately
Episode 392: And Here Comes the Pretzels Getzien
Episode 391: Salt Fat Acid Heat Dread
Episode 390: Actually a pretty nice little Sunday
Episode 389: Snakes on a Game
Episode 388: In-depth Coffee Chat
Episode 387: Weekend Update
Episode 386: Infinite (Rockies/White Sox) Baseball
Episode 385: Grimace is the embodiment of the Death of the Author
Episode 384: A Bit of David Fry & Laurie
Episode 383: Say Hey
Episode 382: Purple Reign
Episode 381: The Run Differential of the Modern Mariner
Episode 380: What does it take to make a lake?
Episode 379: Start Choppin'
Episode 378: Patio Cleaners to the (Baseball) Stars
Episode 377: Meet the Mess
Episode 376: Quality Quantrill
Episode 375: Jeffrey has issues with ordinal lists of podcasts
Episode 374: Deep Garfield Lore
Episode 373: Patrick is real and strong and he's my friend
Episode 372: O'Hearn O RLY
Episode 371: Magical Realism is Fine
Episode 370: A Fish Tale
Episode 369: Craig Rants (Crants?)
Episode 368: These pretzel buns are making me thirsty
Episode 367: Chase Anderson is a starter, that's a fact
Episode 366: Chicago Nope
Episode 365: No Bluey Spoilers? No, Bluey Spoilers!
Episode 364: It's actually Jared Triolo
Episode 363: Meet the Swishers
Episode 362: This ain't a league, it's an arms race
Episode 361: "Nacho meat" is such an offensive phrase
Episode 360: Crismattic for the People
Episode 359: 2024 AL East Preview
Episode 358: 2024 NL East Preview
Episode 357: 2024 AL Central Preview
Episode 356: It's March 18th, do you know where your Cy Young winner is?
Episode 355: 2024 NL Central Preview
Episode 354: 2024 AL West Preview
Episode 353: Fast Food Nation
Episode 352: 2024 NL West Preview
Episode 351: It's a Bimbull
Episode 350: We Bought a Zoo (Membership)
Episode 349: Don't be surprised, be Raysy
Episode 348: Nothing but respect for our President
Episode 347: The Lineal Garrett Hampson
Episode 346: Patrick Made the Agenda
Episode 345: Jerseys are hard
Episode 344: From A's to Bees?
Episode 343: Midway upon the journey of our pod
Episode 342: Wrapped Up In Books
Episode 341: Come Sale Away
Episode 340: Tim of the Hill
Episode 339: Welcome to the Impact Zone
Episode 338: Let's Do Some Tax Theory
Episode 337: The Sho Must Go On
Episode 336: Why do we assume bees are right?
Episode 335: Hot Chicken, Cold Stove
Episode 334: Slow News Week #2
Episode 333: Preheat Hot Stove to 333 Degrees
Episode 332: Slow News Week #1
Episode 331: You're Macon Craig Upset
Episode 330: Lots of breaking news, also just lots of news
Episode 329: Homer on the Mound
Episode 328: Snakes on a Plane
Episode 372: Snakes Alive
Episode 326: Agendas are just constructs
Episode 325: Welcome new listeners
Episode 324: Fine, Great
Episode 323: Getting closer to the hunk of metal
Episode 322: Let's Play Two! (so far)
Episode 321: 54% of this podcast is good
Episode 320: It was supposed to be a two-hour pod
Episode 319: Non-Dramatic Baseball
Episode 318: Someone has to win the wild card(s)
Episode 316: When in Rome
Episode 315: Brought to you by the City of Macon Tourism Board
Episode 314: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Outfield
Episode 217: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Football League
Episode 216: Rocky Mountain Oh My
Episode 215: Inside Jokes
Episode 214: It's Not the Quarterpole
Episode 213: Possum Kingdom
Episode 212: Freaky Friday
Episode 211: Rated Rookies
Episode 210: WTF in Cincinnati
Episode 209: From the pages of Baseball Prospectus
Episode 208: An Open Letter to NYC
Episode 207: Midwest Misery
Episode 206: Engagement Farming
Episode 205: Entering the Cron Zone
Episode 204: Bunting in front of bunting
Episode 203: That Phillies/Mets Magic
Episode 202: 2022 AL West Preview
Five and Dive, Episode 201: 2022 AL Central Preview
Episode 200: 2022 AL East Preview
Episode 199: 2022 NL West Preview
Episode 198: 2022 NL Central Preview
Episode 197: 2022 NL East Preview
Episode 195/196: This stove is on fire
Episode 194: See you in 2026
Episode 193: Robbo's Modern Life
Episode 191: I'm at the combination baseball crypto sports book
Episode 190: Money Talks
Episode 188: Talkin' Baseball(s)
Episode 187: Red Letter Day
Episode 186: Free Agency Free-For-All
Episode 185: Pies and Guys
Episode 184: Hot Stove Warm
Episode 183: You've been a great audience, try the veal
Episode 182: A good pod from Carlsbad
Episode 181: Preheating the stove
Episode 180: Houston, we still have a problem
Episode 179: Up All Night with Five and Dive
Episode 178: The big hunk of metal
Episode 177: Travel Day
Episode 176: The Craig Who Laughs
Episode 175: Not the joker we need right now
Episode 174: Plum out of luck
Episode 173: Spinner, Taylor, Dinger, Bye
Episode 172: When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Jorker?
Episode 171: Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly King?
Episode 170: We have the NL West race at home
Episode 169: St. Louis Ribeyes
Episode 168: Play catch with intention
Episode 167: Whistlers and Mutters
Episode 166: The Great Blue North
Five and Dive, Episode 165: Still Life Moving Fast
Episode 164: September pods do so much and for so long
Episode 163: It happened (late) one night
Episode 162: Season One Finale
Episode 161: Craig supports his local teams
Episode 160: No more no-nos? No
Episode 159: We edited out Craig's cats
Episode 158: East Division Bias
Episode 157: Why don't they make the whole podcast out of Around the Horn?
Episode 156: Five Hours and Dive
Episode 155: Jerry Dipoto ruins another podcast
Episode 154: This is a haberdashery podcast now
Episode 153: Meet the Mess
Episode 152: Craig's on the IL
Episode 151: Five and Dive (for a penalty?)
Episode 150: How do you do, fellow graphic designers?
Five and Dive, Episode 149: A long week
Episode 148: Yanks and Sawx
Episode 147: Keep your pants on
Episode 146: I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable podcast
Episode 145: Baseball, smothered and covered
Episode 144: Everybody's Not Free to Wear Sunscreen
Episode 143: Multiple Pirates topics somehow
Episode 142: Ramble On
Episode 141: Optionable co-hosts
Episode 140: East Coast Bias
Episode 139: Craig made a mistake
Episode 138: Rays Up
Episode 137: No more no-nos, IMO
Episode 136: It's literally a 10-day IL
Episode 135: Big week for the Hatters
Episode 134: The continuing podcasts about Rocky Raccoon
Episode 133: No-no's? No
Episode 132: May the Fifth is when this episode comes out, but...
Episode 131: Emma would like to lead with cheugy
Episode 130: A no-no, no?
Episode 129: Bret Hart was right
Episode 128: Mookie Betts is never redundant
Episode 127: Hitting the Brickyards
Episode 126: Ghost, Ghost runner, I know you live within me
Episode 125: Elbow puns, ranked
Episode 124: Trade Deadline Creep
Episode 123: Graphic design is our passion
Episode 122: 2021 NL West Preview
Episode 121: 2021 AL West Preview
Episode 120: 2021 NL Central Preview
Episode 119: 2021 NL East Preview
Episode 118: 2021 AL East Preview
Episode 117: 2021 AL Central Preview
Episode 116: The boys were hungry
Episode 115: A can of beans in this crazy world
Episode 114: How you can not be romantic about baseball
Episode 113: Filling our niche
Episode 112: Pitchers and Catchers and Podcasts
Episode 111: We're bringing it back
Episode 110: Out of the immersion circulator and into the air fryer
Episode 109: Cén Scéal?
Episode 108: Always timely baseball content
Episode 107: Stumptown, we should talk
Episode 106: We agree too much?
Episode 105: Around (and around) the horn
Episode 104: Wrapped Up in Books
Episode 103: please dont put in the podcast that i got mad
Episode 102: We're a Padres podcast now
Episode 101: A belated holiday podcast
Episode 100: 100 episodes, two mattresses, and zero e-mails later
Episode 99: Flexen Watch
Episode 98: Winter Meetings are coming
Episode 97: Trevor May is not a sandwich
Episode 96: Bodega Lifestyle
Episode 95: It's weird when Craig is right
Episode 94: You came to take us, all things go, all things go
Episode 93: In conclusion, winning is a land of contrasts
Episode 92: Viva La Normal
Episode 91: ICYMI (it being the Gold Glove Awards)
Episode 90: We're trying to live in a society here
Episode 89: Too Much Screen Time
Episode 88: Moral Turpitude
Episode 87: The Quest for the Hunk of Metal
Episode 86: R3.1SP3.1CT
Episode 85: Olympic Stadium Vibes
Episode 84: A good time to sell high
Episode 83: No biases here, except Craig hates the Marlins
Episode 82: Their Bauer power is no match for my glower power
Episode 81: Craig doesn't do the Jim Mora voice
Episode 80: Awards SZN
Episode 79: We just left a hipster coffee shop
Episode 78: Four More Years! (of Nick Pivetta)
Episode 77: Please don't yell at any buses
Episode 76: This one goes to 29
Episode 75: Everyone should sign Marcus Stroman
Episode 74: Tattoo You
Episode 73: A Very Special Five and Dive
Episode 72: Childish Bambino ft. Grant Brisbee
Episode 71: Another Long Week
Episode 70: J.A. Unhappy
Episode 69: Five and Nice
Episode 68: Coffee Talk
Episode 66: No more seltzer, no more baseball?
Episode 65: Just Press Pause
Episode 64: Opening Day
Episode 63: AL East Preview, again
Episode 62: NL West Preview
Episode 61: NL Central Preview
Episode 60: AL Central Preview
Episode 59: AL West Preview
Episode 58: NL East Preview
Episode 57: It's literally called July 4th
Episode 56: A Brief History of Camping World
Episode 55: The Return of the Landscapers
Episode 54: Craig's Twitter Mentions
Episode 53: There's a drill tweet for everything
Episode 52: Bring back Better Off Ted
Episode 51: Student Activity Council
Episode 50: Porcelain Tower
Episode 49: Four and Dive
Episode 48: Time to have exactly one boulevardier and dial 9-1-1
Episode 47: West Covina, California (That's where we are)
Episode 46: We have a plan, and our plan, I like our plan
Episode 45: Pastacast
Episode 44: Craig spits hot fire
Episode 43: Ken Griffey Jr Comps
Episode 42: Shut the door. Have a seat.
Episode 41: 2020 AL East Preview
Episode 40: Next time on seltzer chat
Episode 39: Dad Sports
Episode 38: Not everyone looks like John Wayne
Episode 18: Joy Dividend
Episode 17: Princess and the Pea Situation
Episode 16: The Aristocats
Episode 15: Scott Boras under the Christmas tree
Episode 14: Super Saiyan Jose Lima
Episode 13: I like a Fresca
Episode 12: FIVE AND DIVE
Episode 11: Trapezoid Spasm
Episode 10: Craig should reschedule his landscaping
Episode 9: My least favorite year
Episode 8: Carne Asada Fries
Episode 7: Donald Duckin' It
Episode 6: "Justice for Michael Young"
Episode 5: "How does it always come back to Joe Kelly?"
Episode 4: "Okay, first shirt again"
Episode 3: PST SZN
Episode 2: "Is he a peanut-sized peanut or a man-sized peanut?"
Episode 1: "Bill Pullman's Graduation Speech"