All Episodes

EP 147: OFFICE SPACE - "O" Face!

EP 146: ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION - I'm the Mary, YOU'RE the Rhoda!

EP 145: WE HAVE A GHOST - A Movie Without Enough Jennifer Coolidge

EP 144: STRICTLY BALLROOM - Dirty Dancing But Without the Abortion

EP 143: XANADU - An Extremely Long Music Video on Roller Skates

EP 142: DISCLOSURE DAY - Don't Worry, I've Got All the Proof in My Backpack

EP 141: BALLS UP - C'mon, Just Take a Little Sniff. It's a Celebration!

EP 140: JON BENET'S TRICYCLE - An Angie's List of Local Psychometrists

EP 139: CRUELLA - A well-cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls

EP 138: PANGOLIN: KULU'S JOURNEY - You Could Put a Plate of Ants in Front of Us and We Wouldn't Eat Them Either

EP 137: AMERICAN PSYCHO - Not the Dog, Patrick!! Not the Dog!!

EP 136: BUGONIA - Duh, You Need Your Hair to Communicate with the Andromedons

EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt

EP 134: SUNLIGHT - I Mean, Who Doesn't Want to Cuddle a Woman in a Giant Furry Monkey Suit?

EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus

EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies

EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?

EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"

EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes

EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey

EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?

EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole

EP 125: COOL RUNNINGS - Wanna Kiss My Lucky Egg?

EP 124: BEST IN SHOW - Will You Stop Naming Nuts?

EP 123: SINNERS - It's Like a Virus, the Vampireness

EP 122: FRANKENSTEIN! - Am I Crazy or is That Monster Super Hot?

EP 121: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - I'll Bet Those Costumes Reek.

EP 120: ZODIAC - Love a Good Cipher, Hate a Giant Bowtie

EP 119: DON'T LOOK UP! - Your Diet is Now Over

EP 118: ANACONDA - Whose Idea Was it to Put a Squirrel In My Mouth?

EP 117: MOMMIE DEAREST - Why Do You Have Wire Hangers in the First Place???

EP 116: THE SUBSTANCE - A Beautiful Face in a Pile of Goo

EP 115: ALMOST FAMOUS - Famous Last Words: I'm on Drugs!!

EP 114: THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY - You Don't Hit Someone That Many Times with an Oar Unless You Care

EP 113: RISKY BUSINESS: Sometimes You've Just Gotta Say What the Fuck is Salisbury Steak Anyway?

EP 112: ISN'T IT ROMANTIC - Isn't it Beguiling?

EP 111: BEING JOHN MALKOVICH - For $200 I'll Let You Crawl Into This Hole

EP 110: WORKING GIRL - Arbitrage Sabotage!

EP 109: TROOP ZERO - Christmas in Wiggly

EP 108: THE FLY - A Wet Sticky Mess of Big Fly Energy

EP 107: WONDER WOMAN: Taylor Swift with a Cartoon Whip

EP 106: THE WRONG MISSY - Don't Fuck with Hellstar!!!

EP 105: AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON - | It Was Just a Scratch! Wolfing Out with David, an American Idiot

EP 104: HUBIE HALLOWEEN | A Boner Donor in Salem Massachusetts

EP 103: SPINAL TAP - But, This One Goes to Eleven. It's ONE Louder.

EP 102: CAPTAIN RON - Mary Poppins with an Eye Patch

EP 101: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL - What Would Jesus Do? Bring That Sex Doll to Church of Course!

EP 100: WINE COUNTRY - You Don't Know Me!!! You Don't Know My Shoes!!!

EP 99: DEATH BECOMES HER - Just a Head Rolling in the Street Wondering Where You Parked the Car

EP 98: DEATH OF A UNICORN - I'm No Size Queen, But That Horn was Rather Girthsome

EP 97: LEGALLY BLOND - The Smoking Gun is a Perm Technique

EP 96: THE VOICES - I Know Karate

EP 95: INCEPTION - Fast Walking While Fast Talking

EP 94: HOUSE BUNNY - Dropping Some Timber into the Crapper, but in a Sexy Way

EP 93: JUNO - Bleeker is Magnificent in Chair

EP 92: FATAL ATTRACTION - I Mean, We've All Got a Body in the Bathtub, Don't We?

EP 91: HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD - Just Enjoying the Natural Tits of the Day

EP 90: AMERICAN MOVIE - An Uneducated Philosopher and His Poor Uncle Bill

EP 89: PAINT - I'll Take the Number Four: A Rock, a Bloody Stump and a UFO

EP 88: DAVE MADE A MAZE - It's a Trap! It's Also a Six Foot Tall Vagina.

EP 87: 22 JUMP STREET -| Vietnamese Jesus Just Drippin' Swagoo

EP 86: 21 JUMP STREET - Korean Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Problems

EP 85: ME, MYSELF AND IRENE - Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage

EP 84: STOPMOTION - Meat Puppets and Maggots

EP 83: COOTIES - Yes, the Nuggets are Tainted, But Why Does He Want to Fuck the Boat?

EP 81: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - What's Better Than a Raccoon in a Jogging Suit?

EP 82: BETTER MAN - Fame is a Fuzzy Pickle

EP 80: MRS. DOUBTFIRE - It's All Latex and Beans, Dear

EP 79: FLOW | Breast Pillows, Hoarding Lemurs and Camel Tickling

EP 78: REEFER MADNESS - Suck it Down For Sally: How to Have Sex with a Brownie

EP 77: THE GOONIES| My Mom's Favorite Part of the Statue of David is the Dick

EP 76: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | Hot Dog Fingers, Butt Plugs and Super Swole Pinkies

EP 75: Kinda Pregnant | Rapey Dolphins and Dolls that Shit

EP 74: Paul Blart, Mall | Cop Pie Heals the Cracks in My Heart

EP 73: Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar and Couple's Therapy | Hot Dog Soup and a Soul Douche

EP 72: Communion and Close Encounters of the Third Kind | I'm Not Saying it Was Aliens But....

EP 71: The Cable Guy and One Hour Photo | Lose Your Lisp in 30 Days or Almost Die Trying

EP 70: Stand By Me and Now and Then | Defining Moments, Dead Bodies and Satisfying Cigarettes

EP 69: Okja | Stop Using Super Poop as a Weapon

EP 68: Ghost World | Suddenly Seymour Gets Laid by Enid Coleslaw

EP 67: Hot Frosty | Gretchen Weiner's Girthy Carrot

EP 66: Best F(r)iends | I've Got Bags of Teeth and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them

EP 65: We Didn't Know How Much Beldams Love to Sew...Buttons

EP 64: Four-Eyed Clyde and a Differently-Abled Poopsicle

EP 63: In the Photo Frame of Life, Be the Spoon

EP 62: Dinklage in a Dinghy is Called a Dinky

EP 61: Shiz University

EP: 60 Fudge, Packer? The Truest Story of Our Nation's Favorite Cannibal

EP 59: Grab My Butt!

EP 58: A Healthy Breakfast Includes a Big Bowl of Poop Jokes

if you have a peanut allergy you're going to stay bald

EP 56: C&C Mexican American Music Factory

EP 55: It's Like Jello with Fruit Cocktail in it, Except Instead of Fruit it's People, Places, and All The Things

EP 54: You Can't Be Sad if You're Beautiful

EP 53: Tales From the Handbook for the Recently Deceased: Sandworm Sandworm Sandworm!

EP 52: Milky White Secretions and a Tupperware Turd

EP 51: Humpty Bogart and the James Bond of Strippers

EP 50: You Had Me At "Toe"

EP 49: Hello, Norma Jean. We Never Knew You Tied Up Children

EP 48: Dorothy, Diapers and Polymers

EP 46: Desperately Seeking a Ride to LA

EP 45: What Smells Fishy? Oh, It's Your Chainsaw.

EP 44: Anything That An Animal Squirts is Not Something I Can Get Into

EP 43: Dad Joke Dream Boat

EP: 42 The Unbearable Weight of Paddington 2

EP 41: Nub Rubbin' Across the USA

EP 40: They Taste Like Potato Chips with their Legs Tucked Up and From Certain Angles Look Like a Smudge

EP 39: Oh, hi Mark I'm Wearing Two Belts

EP 38: Sometimes Ghosts are Hairy and Sometimes Mariah Carey Has Bangs

EP 37: A Blockbuster and a Lackluster Menace II Texas

EP 36: Three Pumps and Now We Can Have Croissants

EP 35 My Dick is Strong Enough to Survive in the Wild

EP 34 Seriously, Where Did You Get That Top Hat?

EP 33 I Can Eat a Peach for Hours and Still Make it to the Watercade

EP 32: Simple is Not a Compliment and Tell Your Friends You Love Them

EP 31: Deep Cleavage in the Blue Sea: Kicking Your Way to Sploogeville

EP 30: Ladies Love Cool James, 'Nuff Said

EP 29: Oatmilk is Bullshit and Dolphins are Murderers

EP 28 I Dreamed I Was a Hoarder Looking for Nic Cage's Giant Parka

EP 27 The Pie Man with Pies in Both Hands and the Hair Demon in Wendy's Sink

EP 26: Real Beauty Comes From the Face

EP 25 The Cherry on Top of the Killer Pie: An Exploration in Latex and Voice Modulation

EP 24 Fifty More Shades of Muffin Tops and Butt Plugs

EP 23 Fifty Shades of Tom Cruise Standing on a Box

EP 22: A Snug Full of Junk and Warwick Davis' Large Attractive Magically Delicious Hands

EP 21 We Don't Talk About the Corn, Counterespionage, or Counterterrorism

EP 20 Erotic Pottery (Ero-ttery), Sandworms, and the Art of Hoisting Art

EP 19 Crimping Your Underlayer, Vagina Arms and Ostrich Feethands

EP 18: Wendy's Poop - It Was Inside Her

EP 17: A Wet Benjamin and a Turd in a Pickle Jar

EP 16 Expired Discontinued Quaaludes and Toe-Licking Gore

EP 15: Lots of Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane and One Big Snake Near a Mother Fucking Boat

EP 14: Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays

EP 13: Bob Hoskins' Pancakes, Dead Eyes, and a Perfect Human Butt

BONUS: Barbie! Limber-Shaming in the Mojo Dojo Casa House

BONUS EPISODE: Sexist Light-Hearted Bullet-Wasting Mood of Come Togetherness

EP 12: Hippo Pumpkin Tossing and Snail Mucin

EP 10: A Teen Mother with an Astigmatism and a Bally Puff

EP 9 Badass Leather Store and Ice Cream Shaming

EP 8 Hayden Pantyliners and Getting Married in Pants

EP 7 A Hand in the Sand: A Sincere Wet Dream

EP 6: I'm not a woman, Randy. I'm a Meatball.

EP 5: Unabsorbed Swarthy Twin and Meryl Streel

EP 4: CRY BABY - Special Needs Orphans and Aliens on the Spectrum

EP 3: TIPTOE - They're Not Midgets, Carol. They're Dwarves.

EP 2: VAMPIRE'S KISS / TWILIGHT - How Dare You. And Thank You.

EP1: MANNEQUIN / PRETTY IN PINK - This is Love, Not a Hostage Situation