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Mailbag: Do Crystal Palace regret not backing Oliver Glasner?
Red Nose Day
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Prem Red cards, Portuguese Wolves and Real's CL Scorers
The Preview Show: Bruno’s blog
The Emperor’s New Broom
Hormuz banana
Mailbag: What’s going on at Newcastle United?
Dinner money goals
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester United's treble-winning goalscorers, English talismen, and Leo Messi's pals
The Preview Show: Can you hear the drums, Lisandro
Jerry “the King” Lawlerfication
Prometheus Ancelotti
Bacon ball
The Manchester City Museum
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Man City’s illegitimate players, Cristiano’s coaches, and successful Prem countries
The Preview Show: El Couponico
Mailbag: Are football's financial rules fair?
The farewell tour
Here comes the Shirtswapper
Diamond Dog
My Biddy Aunt: Statesiders
The Preview Show: Eff off handsome
Mailbag: Has this Premier League season become a farce?
830 million spondulicks
The Bobby Williamson trail
By order of the Premier League
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Old Prem Men, assisting goalkeepers and scoring Nations Leaguers
The Preview Show: Say hello to my wee friend
Ramble Uncut: Dinner for six on André Onana’s back
The Great Autumn International Break of 2026™
Mailbag: Who's getting sacked this international break?
Respect the brawl
Marcus’ creamy peak | England squad reaction
My Biddy Aunt: Spanish Superstars
The Preview Show: Test of strength
Manchester United: The Ghost of Grimsby
Sweet Carabao
Mopping up gravy
The fat rat
My Biddy Aunt: Strikers
The Preview Show: That cat’s done nothing wrong
Jus’ a Brassell
Lasered armpits
Mailbag: Which pre-season prediction would we change now?
See it. Say it. Kick it.
My Biddy Aunt: Summer Signings
The Preview Show: Cool stamp
Mailbag: Which club “won” the transfer window?
Malick and the Jets
Relinquish the ball
It’s Carlo’s carnival too
My Biddy Aunt: Skillers
The Preview Show: Barn obliteration
Introducing: On The Continent
LASKet Case
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Mauled with panache
THE MY BIDDY AUNT SEASON OPENER
The Preview Show: The Frank factor
The Best of Ramble Uncut 2025/26
Expected narrative
Our 2026/27 Premier League predictions
Enter Stainman
My Biddy Aunt: Football media men (Feat. James Allcott)
Francesco Potti
Summer Series: Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete (feat. James Allcott)
In the pocket of big trouser
Pete’s Film Club: Golden Shoes
You ok hun?
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Legends (feat. Jamie Carragher)
Nicky Butt’s smelly bags
Pete's Film Club: Kicking & Screaming
Summer Series: Dicky Tum Tum Hostel (feat. Rick Edwards)
Summer Series: Hate your rivals (feat. Jamie Carragher)
A big can of Supermalt
TINDAAAAAALLLLLLL!
Pete’s Film Club: The Keeper
Best of 2025/26: Part 2
Best of 2025/26: Part 1
Barry Scott, someone said you was dead
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Everything but the World Cup (feat. Adam Clery)
Life after football (feat. Ben Mee)
Summer Series: Peter Reid's Prawns (feat. Adam Clery)
Best of the 2026 World Cup
World Cup McPredicto | 2026 FIFA World Cup
SPAIN WIN THE WORLD CUP | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Hit for six | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Hope, Brit | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Same same, but worse | 2026 FIFA World Cup
England vs Argentina Preview: Where’s Geller when you need him? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Weird, even for a taxidermist | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The art of suspension bridges | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Give spidercam citizenship | 2026 FIFA World Cup
At our Witsel’s end | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The Hartlepool Flymo Massacre | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Mailbag: Has the 48-team World Cup been a success? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Wait, are they the good guys? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
An "official" FIFA World Cup "flesh spot" | 2026 FIFA World Cup
England sink the Azteca | 2026 FIFA World Cup
England vs Mexico Preview: Tuchel is activated | 2026 FIFA World Cup