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Football Ramble — 1000 episodes
Chirp Adams | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Off you pop, Croatia | 2026 FIFA World Cup
England Preview: Thomas Tuchel’s tall boys | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The World Cup Bong | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Have you seen my head? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Salt on the senses | 2026 FIFA World Cup
John McGinn unscrews the world | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The American dream | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Dick Advocaat's banter bus | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The Midfield Centipede | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Our 2026 World Cup Predictions
The BIG World Cup Preview
IT'S WORLD CUP WEEK!
THE JACK'S ENCYCLOPAEDIA FINALE
The Preview Show: Can we sell the air they breathe?
Lions Watch: Are England expected to win the World Cup?
Out with the bratwurst, in with the baguette
Communicado Official: Antonio Gordón
The curtain falls
THE MY BIDDY AUNT FINALE
The Preview Show: B&Q Toilet Paper
Wait, are we the bad guys?
Basketbrawl
Reacting to our 2025/26 Premier League predictions
Can you take me higher?
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Pep’s City goalscorers, West Ham’s Prem players and number 10s
Our reaction to England’s World Cup squad
The Preview Show: Seven lumps of baklava
Trickle-down football
Probably the best day in Ramble history
Farewell, Pep
Wearing many Panama hats
The World Cup's Greatest Matches | Game's Gone Ep10 [Amazon Music Exclusive]
My Biddy Aunt: Ill-Disciplinarians
The Preview Show: Sinners not Saints
One game from history
The President Strikes Back
Ramble Reacts: An overhead kick to the face
Michael Bublé and the Velociraptors
Jack's Encyclopaedia: World Cup scorers, prolific Germans and Jose's Madridistas
The Preview Show: Cycling freak
Paris’ Eleven
Lions Watch: Should Morgan Gibbs-White go to the World Cup?
Can-can you feel it?
Mailbag: Should Man United keep Michael Carrick?
Premier League honey
My Biddy Aunt: Our Northeast derby
The Preview Show: No fighting
Ramble Reacts: Bog roll Breach
Was that the greatest football match ever?
Mailbag: What’s the perfect ending to a football match?
Clap for footballers
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Chelsea managers, elite keepers and relegatees
The Preview Show: The butler on the bus
Hot desking at BlueCo
Grok, where does the sea start?
Mailbag: Should Arsenal be looking for Mikel Arteta’s replacement?
Credit for everyone
My Biddy Aunt: Overhead kickers
The Preview Show: Susan Perk
Control is overrated
Lions Watch: Fullbacks jostling for position and too late for any bolters?
A mischief of rats
Mailbag: Have managers lost their flexibility?
Multi-purpose prop-based banter
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Dutch players, quarter-final scorers and League One club(s)
The Preview Show: 38,000 bananas
Go home, you've had too many yellows
The East Midlands Earthquake
Mailbag: Will a quadruple ever be won?
Dutchmen in crisis
My Biddy Aunt: Goalkeepers
The Preview Show: St. Eddie’s Day
Lions Watch: Which of England's fringe players should go to the World Cup?
My Fizzy Aunt
Mailbag: What’s our biggest England concern ahead of the World Cup?
Hot knob at night...
My Biddy Aunt: International icons
The Preview Show: Thomas Tuchel's Chocolate Factory
Ramble Uncut: The holy manager
It’s time for a commercial break
Mailbag: Would a Spurs relegation be good or bad for the Premier League?
The Kepa Trilogy
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Youngest scorers, Tottenham’s keepers and League Cup winners
The Preview Show: Going full biff
Can I have a glass of gears please?
My kind of buffet
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City failed in Europe?
I swear you’ll never see a weekend like this ever again
My Biddy Aunt: Penalty takers
The Preview Show: Match of das Tag
A European curse
Won’t the real Tottenham Hotspur please stand up
Mailbag: Who needs a Champions League run the most?
Not another Peter Andre song
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Premier League Frenchmen, most minutes, and FA Cup fifth-rounders
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke’s Parkrun
A goal… but in what minute, Pete Donaldson?
Give us a howl
Mailbag: How should we judge new signings?
Daniel Farke? Scarper
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Goal involvement kings, Thomas Frank's rare wins, and City's European darlings
The Preview Show: Leave the rat alone
What about the Champions League
The LinkedIn Derby
Mailbag: Can multi-club ownership be defended?
Blame the big bloke
My Biddy Aunt: Relegatees
The Preview Show: The Fire Starter
Lose cruise
Thomas Tuchelitis
Mailbag: Can Igor Tudor save Spurs?
Bring me the jam
My Biddy Aunt: S***houses
The Preview Show: Chuck the league
HE’S FIRED!
A Frank dismissal
Mailbag: Has Eddie Howe taken Newcastle as far as he can?
Weekend of the Month
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Ian Holloway's clubs, Prem referees, and League Cup losers
The Preview Show: He’d look a right Charlie
Exceedingly Good Carabao
Will you join us in the rumpus room?
Mailbag: Who’s getting relegated from the Premier League this season?
North London Together
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League advancers, Thomas Frank favourites, and the most offsides
The Preview Show: When a Crunchie comes your way
Today I feel Swiss
Narrative everywhere
Mailbag: How should we judge Arne Slot’s second season?
Where’s that steam going?
My Biddy Aunt: Managers
The Preview Show: Disgracing Her Majesty’s Terminal
Chippy Slot
The Chelsea scrapheap
Mailbag: Twit tw-who should Crystal Palace appoint next?
The Manchester United way
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
The Preview Show: A bottle of Aftershock
Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
I only cheat myself
Mailbag: What makes a big club?
Dawson's Peak
My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
28 Petes Later
Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?
Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?
Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble
My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Arsenal get their steam back
Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
Live from the Christmas Perineum
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!
The Preview Show: Absolute Lims
Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?
Play that ukulele
My Biddy Aunt: Footballers turned broadcasters
The Preview Show: Can you sniff it?
Control your own X (formerly known as Twitter)
Pete’s cheesy knees
Mailbag: What is going on with ticket prices for the World Cup?
Mackem mayhem
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates, a Newcastle vs Sunderland throwback, and Andy Brassell's Instagram
The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete
Souness gets the hump
So, it’s all Marc Cucurella’s fault?
Mailbag: Should clubs refund fans after thrashings?
Brookside: The Reunion
2026 World Cup Draw Reaction!
My Biddy Aunt: Legendary left-backs
The Preview Show: How Sir Jim Saved Christmas
Beware of the Boglin
Pep’s Entertainers
Mailbag: Are Liverpool about to move on from Mo Salah?
We’ve got our Barclays back
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
The Preview Show: Nottingham Forest’s fortifications
Jürgen? Fancy it?
STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O
Donaldson & Fang
Geller’s New Spoon
My Biddy Aunt: North London Derby Legends
The Preview Show: Spelgium
Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
The Scotland way
Mailbag: What is England's best XI?
You miss the Premier League, do you?
Jack's Encyclopaedia: The Ashes Decider
The Preview Show: He’s our bad guy now
We’ve got our islands back
I’m just a Saudi guy
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
Fizzer me Timbers
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
Speller's stinky bangers
Can I play for you every week?
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
Leaving on Sunday Morning
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke delight
Raw Carabao
The doctor will see you now
Mailbag: Are Man United on the verge?
Greyfriars Brobbey
My Biddy Aunt: Goal of the season winners
The Preview Show: All you need is smut
The Mainhatten Project
Rodri Trotter
Mailbag: Was Ange Postecoglou the worst Premier League appointment of all time?
Virgil van Vindicated
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Super subs, Brazilians, and Alan Pardew loyalists
The Preview Show: Soccer boot cleats shoe influencer
Ramble Uncut: Mickey, please go away
Get that meat inside you
Mailbag: Can Bellingham, Palmer & Foden play together?
A special way of Rambling
My Biddy Aunt: Midfield Classics
The Preview Show: Kylian MUMbappé
An asexual camp
Mouseball
Mailbag: Are the Premier League's 'best of the rest' better than ever?
More Chelsea Dagger
My Biddy Aunt: Last-minute legends
The Preview Show: Flintstones cops
Penthony Gordon
The Altruistic One
Mailbag: Should Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim?
Is that the Saturday sacking music?
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Ballon d'Or winners, Spaniards, and Europa League managers
The Preview Show: Tutankhamun’s soul patch
Inside Luke's Pantry
Carabao Cup: The Musical
What is the Football Ramble?
Mailbag: What’s going wrong at Aston Villa?
I'll monetise some grot for ya
My Biddy Aunt: Champions League Icons
The Preview Show: We've got our headlocks back
Nicolas Jackson’s Bayern Munich
The no rat guarantee
Mailbag: Will Spurs survive the Champions League?
Haaland the King of Mythical Beasts
My Biddy Aunt: Wonderkids
The Preview Show: The Grin Reaper
Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
Our giddy uncle
Mailbag: Who is Harry Kane's successor?
Can we sanction this buffoonery?
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Levy's signings, Brazilians, and Premier League oldies
The Preview Show: It’s our Friday too
Mailbag: Are England going backwards under Thomas Tuchel?
Nationalise it
Deal Sh*t
Give it more biff
My Biddy Aunt: Deadline Day Icons
The Preview Show: The memes hurt
Mailbag: Has player power gone too far?
The Sean Dyche merry-go-round
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool steal the points
Frank has sense
My Biddy Aunt: Tottenham’s Nearly Men
The Preview Show: Mr One Week
The Pillage of Croydon
The Moyes Testament
Mailbag: Are we all sleeping on Manchester City?
We’ve got our worm back
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Newcomers
The Preview Show: Phil Jonesing for football
Our 2025/26 Premier League Predictions!
Sing us a song, Jack
Mailbag: Who will surprise us the most this season?
Fabrizio Ratmano
The Preview Show: Best of British
Introducing: Second Tier - The Championship Football Podcast
The Chelsea summer catalogue
Mailbag: Which club has the most at stake this season?
Champagne Sonpernova
Pure dung beetle
Ramble Uncut: Josh Brownhill's poem
Occam’s angle grinder
Mailbag: Where are the statues going?
Once again: Easy
Grealish vs Mouse
On The Continent: The big red Jürgen Klopp button
SHARONNNN!!!
Mailbag: What's one rule we'd change for next season?
Famous Sons of Dudley
Luke's Game: Ramble Icons
Best of the Football Ramble 2024/25 (Part 2)
Best of the Football Ramble 2024/25 (Part 1)
Reacting to our Club World Cup predictions
Gianni gets the keys out
Luke's Game: Judas Footballers
Horny little summer boy
Ramble Reacts: New money gubs old money
Ratcliffeball
Mailbag: How can we fix football club ownership?
Incredibly dynamic
Upfront: England undone by France and Miedema gives Wales a tough lesson
Luke's Game: Premier League Cult Heroes
In memory of Diogo Jota
Introducing: P1 with Matt and Tommy
We’re going to Türkiye
Mailbag: What's the best way to watch football?
Maybe you could go for a swim?
Luke's Game: World Cup Icons
Sir Gareth Southgate, sir
On The Continent: Au revoir Olympique Lyonnais
Ursa Major Massive
Mailbag: Could the Club World Cup work one day?
European Mulch
Luke's Game Returns! English Football Hall of Fame Edition
Al-Hilarious
Ramble Uncut: Fabio Capello's Y-Fronts
We will Ramble you
Mailbag: Who can - and should - actually host a World Cup?
I just love the culture
Mailbag: Which players will define this decade?
The Preview Show: It's all been for this
The 2026 World Cup: One year to go!
Is it panic stations yet?
A POISONING YOU SAY?
Have you got a book about disasters
Mailbag: Who's gone under the radar this season?
The Preview Show: Gothball
Ramble Reacts: Portugal deliver more German heartbreak
Ramble Rumboggery
The Jack’s Encyclopaedia Title Decider
Well, er, we got that wrong
Mailbag: Could Manchester United get relegated?
The Preview Show: A glorious golden bonce
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea best Betis to win the Conference League
Believe in Letter
Reacting to our Premier League predictions
An orgy of boo boys
Mailbag: Have Spurs had a better season than Arsenal?
The Preview Show: Permutations Deluxe
Ramble Reacts: I told you so, mate
Is Ian Rush walking alone?
Pete's Eurobeats
The Dean Henderson Final
Mailbag: Where would a Palace FA Cup win rank among football’s greatest underdog stories?
The Preview Show: No Palace, no party
Let’s get back to Wayne Lineker
Bring your Trunks
Seven Years of Gear
Mailbag: Do we need to tweak the European competitions?
The Preview Show: A Full English Final
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s European quest ends in Paris
It doesn’t get better than that
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest stop the rot against Crystal Palace
Return of Damac
Mailbag: Where does Liverpool's title win rank?
The Preview Show: Bask Country
Ramble Reacts: A wild ride in Barcelona
Half and half bacon
Arsenal vs the England Slayers
There’s a snake in my flare
Mailbag: How can Leeds & Burnley stay up next season?
The Preview Show: What about Lee Chappy?
Ramble Reacts: Mr Title Challenge, someone said you were dead
Jonjo's back
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest return to third!
Fizzer the trailblazer
Mailbag: Which club needs the biggest summer rebuild?
The Preview Show: Sir Harry of Manchester
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal boss Real Madrid
Are ya scared, Jim?
Ramble Reacts: Bournemouth push past Fulham in the Race For Eighth
It's not just the moustache
Mailbag: Where did all the flair players go?
The Preview Show: The Old Trafford Triangle
Ramble Reacts: Did you see that stud roll!?
Can I have two Mr. Whippys please?
Ramble Reacts: Misery for Leicester City
Mysterious mistress
Mailbag: Can Jack Grealish get back to his best?
The Preview Show: El Flapico
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool win the Merseyside derby
Just fold the club
Not that type of Gooner
And then there were four...
Mailbag: Should we be surprised that no managers were sacked during the international break?
The Preview Show: An ear advantage
Ramble Uncut: Matryoshka Speedboats
You’ll Never Walk Alone
Ramble Reacts: What have we learned about Thomas Tuchel’s England?
Greecey peeps, man
Mailbag: Can England afford to play exciting football?
The Preview Show: Sack Allister
England Special: Tommy Tuchs takes the reigns!
International lilac
Mailbag: Would it be a disappointment if Forest didn’t qualify for the Champions League?
Today I feel Pete Donaldson
Mailbag: Would just one trophy for Liverpool this season be underwhelming?
The Preview Show: Portuguese polyfilla
Ramble Reacts: Real Madrid somehow find a way (again)
Old Trafford rage room
Ramble Reacts: A satisfying win for Newcastle
Mind the canal
Mailbag: Is there a crisis of respect towards referees in football?
The Preview Show: It’s a trap
Ramble Reacts: A sensational win for Liverpool
Is the glass full yet?
Ramble Reacts: Forest’s Wellend Physio
I’ve got a voucher
Mailbag: Will Arne Slot’s title win hurt Jürgen Klopp’s legacy?
The Preview Show: Purgatory for silk
Ramble Reacts: Ipswich waste their Man United voucher
Can you smell what the Glasner is cooking?
There's only one Hotspur
The weekend the title was won
Mailbag: Have the Champions League knockout play-offs been a success?
The Preview Show: What’s with the chef’s hat?
Ramble Reacts: A new low for Manchester City
In GERMANY?!
The Martyr of Lazio
Sir, a second Man United email has been leaked
Mailbag: Should football ban over-celebrating?
The Preview Show: It’s dark and it smells bad
Ramble Reacts: My giddy aunt, what a Merseyside derby
The Eagle has returned
Ramble Reacts: Crystal Palace stroll into the FA Cup fifth round
Milk Thistle magic
Mailbag: Have managers become more powerful?
The Preview Show: The Burnley Cinematic Universe
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle bully Arsenal once again!
Les Ferdinand Coin
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea pocket the points
Declan “Ed Sheeran” Rice
Mailbag: Why are managers prioritising philosophy over results?
The Preview Show: Can you help me with my lobster?
Yet another Arsenal conspiracy
How many coffees?
Flaming testes
Too good to be relegated, mate
Mailbag: Has Mikel Arteta underachieved at Arsenal?
The Preview Show: Listless and ridiculous
Ramble Reacts: Man City fall apart in Paris
Just a Lille bit more
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea get back to winning ways
The Moyesiah
Mailbag: Is re-appointing an old manager a good idea?
The Preview Show: Amad for it
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal take the spoils!
The Eagle has left the nest
Give it Moysey
Harry Maguire vs the World
Mailbag: What should Premier League clubs do to compensate for the end of FA Cup replays?
The Preview Show: There’s been a cupset
Ramble Reacts: After review, it’s a Tottenham win
Murph ’n’ Turf
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest outfox Wolves
A vulnerable conk
Mailbag: Why have Ferguson’s players never become great managers?
The Preview Show: McSpecial One
Our New Year's Resolutions for Football in 2025
Ramble Reacts: Even more Man United misery
Are you not entertained, mate?
Mailbag: Do we put too much pressure on football managers?
The Preview Show: Purple Pickford
Best of the Football Ramble 2024: Part 2
Jack's Encyclopaedia Xmas Special!
Best of the Football Ramble 2024: Part 1
Don’t panic Postecoglou
Mailbag: Is this the end of the one-club man?
The Preview Show: A Christmas ding dong
Ramble Reacts: Three gifts from Jesus
Mustard viewing
Ramble Reacts: A Beckham-esque stunner
Not bad this league, is it?
Mailbag: Will football remain a European-dominated sport?
The Preview Show: Latter stage Oasis
Jose’s Jugs
Ft. Jhon Durán
Ramble Reacts: Someone call The Ferryman
The xB Philosophy
Mailbag: Has football become more boring?
The Preview Show: A lovely collection of scalps
Live Krafth Love
A big beautiful match
Who needs something the least?
Aaron Wan-Bissaka’s hotstreak
Mailbag: Who should replace Mo Salah?
The Preview Show: Are you not entertained?
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool power past Real Madrid
Never go Full Dyche
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle get squashed by the Hammers
Every empire falls
Mailbag: Should celebrities be buying football clubs?
The Preview Show: The Manchester United Rats
Ramble Uncut: Are you gonna eat that?
Wilson’s wonderful wand
Farewell, Lee
We are going up
Mailbag: Is it time to bring in foreign referees?
The Preview show: Have another look at that
Sweet Greek revenge
Give Them Yo' Vote
Title in Comic Sans
Panic on the streets of Manchester
Mailbag: What's the point in supporting a mid-table club?
The Preview Show: The Chelsea vending machine
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal falter again
Peter the piano man
Ramble Reacts: Harry “king of the skies” Wilson
Put a Tonk on it
Mailbag: Will the Carabao Cup survive?
The Preview Show: Can we still use our voucher?
Ramble Reacts: Spurs send City packing on a vintage night of Carabao
We’re Team Erik
The Maresca in the madness
Ramble Reacts: Erik ten Hag has left Manchester United!
Hi Man City, can we get a lift?
Mailbag: How do we deal with football conspiracies?
The Preview Show: The Slot Factor
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool pass another test
Haystacks Peace and the pesky prattling parrot
Ramble Reacts: Crystal Palace’s woes continue
Battle of the little boys
Mailbag: Do we need chaotic managers?
The Preview Show: Give it Thomas Frank
Ramble Uncut: Jay Rayner and The Turbines
My giddy aunt, it’s Thomas Tuchel!
I do want the job, but I haven’t applied
You are not entertained
Mailbag: How do we fix the international break?
The Preview Show: A confusing broth
Mama Marcus
Manchester City’s glove emporium
Introducing: The English Disease
Timmy ten Hag
Andy Carroll for England
Mailbag: Is it okay for fans to leave early?
The Preview Show: Donaldson & Champion
Ramble Reacts: A momentous night for Aston Villa
Mike Sheep
Ramble Reacts: The Cherries beat the sea slugs
Vish’s public therapy
Mailbag: Are the dark arts getting darker?
The Preview Show: Qaraline Quentin
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool excite, Man United disappoint
#WeDreamAndAchieve
A gouty time in France
A proper Barclays bash
Mailbag: Should players strike when they’re paid so much?
The Preview Show: B.A.S.I.C.S
Ramble Reacts: You chicken nugget
An ice skating score
Bald fraud
The Phil Brown Theory
Mailbag: What are we looking forward to about the Champions League?
The Preview Shows: See it, Say it, Save defenders
Stars and Stripes and Lemons
The short kingdom
Koeman vs Bergwijn
A practice stir
Mailbag: How do England move on from Southgate?
The Preview Show: Get your scraps
Angel Delight
Steve Bruce’s farewell kiss
Can I bring my wee mate?
The Goodison Chainsaw Massacre
Mailbag: What’s the toughest job in world football?
The Preview Show: Who ate all the sausages?
Ramble Uncut: Gym Campbell
An ice bucket of Carabao
Farewell, Sven
I’d rather be in Wolverhampton
Mailbag: How do we control rising ticket prices?
The Preview Show: Cirque du Manchester
Sorry lads, it’s too close to North Korea
Strikers are lava
Ramble Reacts: Don’t stop the party
Big Daddy Premier League
Mailbag: Will we see a truly competitive Premier League this season?
The Preview Show: Guys, can anyone help Erik?
Our 2024/25 Premier League predictions!
Come home, Garth
A taste of Football Ramble LIVE!
A proper Portsmouth weekend
Mailbag: Who are the most impactful signings in football history?
The Community Chest
On The Continent: The new Antoine Griezmann?
Speller and Emile Smith Rowe
The Barm vs Bap Derby
Football Ramble Mailbag Best of 23/24
Zlatan “Jason Tindall” Ibrahimović
Introducing: Ramble Uncut
Brucey Shot the Sheriff
I’m bringing a durian
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 4
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 3
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 2
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 1
A dildo to the heart
Football Ramble’s Best of the Euros: Part 2
Football Ramble’s Best of the Euros: Part 1
Mailbag: What is Gareth Southgate’s legacy?
Revealing our Euro 2024 predictions!
So close and yet so far
It all comes down to this
Put a Peperami in the Paella... Our Euro 2024 final preview
The story so far
When something is good, it’s never gone
Lamine “MacGyver” Yamal
France get ready for the Spanish!
Is Tom Heaton the key?
Pengland
Ronaldone
Introducing: P1 with Matt and Tommy
The Kevin Keegan Effect
It's all coming up Brassell
Portugal thrash Slovenia… on pens
On The Continent: What really went wrong for Italy?
Hey Jude, don’t be afraid
It’s correct but I don’t like it
Mailbag: What’s changed watching England?
Our Euros knockouts preview!
Georgia do the Portuguese!
Top of the group, bottom of the barrel
Sit down, drink venom and relax
Scotland are out!
Portuguese Grant Holt
Mr Rat
It might not be fine
A uranium rod up the arse
The perfect game of football
Short kings pod only
It’s all a bit Sven’s England
A kettle full of spaghetti
A sad Scottish buffet
The Euro 2024 Preview Show: Big Mama UEFA
Lions Watch: We’ve made it!
Peperami Pete
High School Managers
Ramble Reacts: Don’t worry, it was just a friendly
The Preview Show: Emi in Paris
Lions Watch: Listener Q&A special!
Solid, Pardew, gas
Ramble Reacts: England’s outsiders make their case
The Empire Strikes Back (again)
Mailbag: Will we miss this version of the Champions League?
The Preview Show: Lunin Tunes
Lions Watch: Does Gareth Southgate use his substitutes enough?
Diet Pep
De Brexit
Mailbag: Where have all the elite managers gone?
The Preview Show: Manchester United can’t jump
Lions Watch: Who should make England's final squad?
Come home José
The Jack’s Encyclopaedia title decider!
Our 2023/24 Premier League predictions revealed
The Premier League finale
Mailbag: What is Jürgen Klopp’s Premier League legacy?
The Preview Show: Goblins and eggs
Lions Watch: No Shaw thing
Ramble Reacts: Man United and Newcastle embrace the chaos!
Pep’s magic pump
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool come undone
The Final Countdown
Mailbag: Should a player's success be defined by trophies?
The Preview Show: Foreverkusen
Lions Watch: What goes with Rice?
Ramble Reacts: Joselu? JOSELU!?
Can we change leagues?
Rock, paper, scissors…
Mailbag: What are the biggest myths in football?
The Preview Show: Big Dunc isn't oot
Lions Watch: Great expectations and Dier straits
Suddenly Michael
Confused boo boys
Mailbag: Is a Premier League spending cap a good thing?
The Preview Show: Matty from the block
Ramble Reacts: Everton halt Klopp’s last dance
Hathaway the lads
Razzle and dazzle
THE FOOTBALL RAMBLE IS RETURNING TO THE STAGE!
Mailbag: How Pep Guardiola has changed English football
The Preview Show: It makes me Schick
Ramble Reacts: Little old Real Madrid
Yabadabadoo
Crack the whip
Mailbag: Could Premier League games ever be played overseas?
The Preview Show: Atabanta
Ramble Reacts: Barcelona’s kids silence Mbappé
I’m gonna need a bigger telly
Always do your doggies
Mailbag: Is football punditry becoming more divisive?
The Preview Show: No barns left to burn
Ramble Reacts: Tickly bum time for Man City and Arsenal
Whoever wins, we lose
Barclays Barnburners Deluxe™
Mailbag: Which manager will have achieved the most by winning the Premier League?
The Preview Show: The Fleece of Champions
England Special: Who should start at Euro 2024?
He’s dead, Vish
Dr Feelgood Factor
Mailbag: Has Gareth Southgate been a success for England?
The Preview Show: Virtue-signalling about something
Ramble Uncut: Santa in Lanzarote, the worst taxi driver ever, and blimps
The Boffin's Premier League
Can I have the little fish?
Mailbag: What defines a big club?
The Preview Show: Thrashing around in their own muck
Came here for a shootout
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea win and Poch goes for dinner
Conspiracy Campbell
Mailbag: How should football copy other sports?
The Preview Show: Something rude about the Queen
Tender Loving Football
Ramble Reacts: Sheffield United bring a knife to a gunfight
Let me in, Paul
Mailbag: What makes a great derby?
The Preview Show: Three of your five meats a day
Ramble Reacts: Casemiro's crucial bonce
Small Donny energy
Ramble Reacts: Take a Bowen
Pete’s grotty mind
The Best of Ramble Uncut
Mailbag: Do fans prefer not being in the Premier League?
The Preview Show: Do it for Todd
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s last-gasp defeat
David Raya’s big hands
Ramble Reacts: Palace hold on and Roy bows out
Sammy Lee’s Trebors
Mailbag: Is there still a place for firefighter managers in the Premier League?
The Preview Show: MBellingham
You give yellow cards a bad name
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea win it late
A skulleted fiend
Mailbag: How to improve the Champions League
The Preview Show: Norty Boyz
Typhoid Neil
Ramble Reacts: Phil Foden runs the show
The lemons have gone off
Mailbag: Do we overestimate the impact of managers?
The Preview Show: A night out in Seoul with Pete Donaldson
Ramble Reacts: Wotsits for goalposts
Elton John’s heliplopter
The Carrington Flu Room
Mailbag: Why is the transfer window so quiet?
Ramble Reacts: Jürgen Klopp is leaving Liverpool!
The Preview Show: Woke-verhampton Wanderers
Ramble Reacts: Fulham’s dream is over
Nevvo Baby
Ramble Reacts: Wolves steal the Seagulls’ chips
Write another letter, you cowards
Mailbag: Is there really good stuff on X?
The Preview Show: Cayman Island United
Ramble Reacts: FA Cup solace for Forest and Everton
Moyes out, EastEnders in
You’ve been Gaffneyed!
Mailbag: Have the Premier League fixed the winter break dilemma?
The Preview Show: We’re off to Baden-Baden
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool find a way
One foot in a bucket of Carabao
A Man of the Prat
Mailbag: How would we change the FA Cup?
The Preview Show: Cheer up Peter Reid
The Liz Truss of Football
Happy New Year, bro
Our New Year’s Resolutions for Football in 2024
Mailbag: Why doesn't England produce more elite coaches?
The Preview Show: The Tartan Diego Simeone
Best of the Football Ramble 2023 (Part 2)
Oi, Doswell!
Best of the Football Ramble 2023 (Part 1)
Ramble Reacts: A turkey leg each at Anfield
Mailbag: Would the European Super League improve English football?
The Preview Show: Incubating Pep’s head
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool hammer the Hammers!
Arnie the Cockney Parrot
The Martínez Cinematic Universe
Mailbag: Are hard men overly romanticised?
The Preview Show: Tom Cairney Fan Fiction
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle’s European adventure ends
Don’t trust the process
Be as brave as Michael Owen
Mailbag: How to fix football broadcasting
The Preview Show: An ode to Emi Martinez
Ramble Reacts: Emery outsmarts Pep
Chaos is the answer
Hoops, there it is
Mailbag: Can overseas supporters be true fans?
The Preview Show: Whoops.
Ramble Reacts: This is Manchester United
Still fighting for this title
Just a shinner
The Preview Show: Haaland’s Special Salmon
The Best of Ramble Uncut
Jim, the God of Football
Ramble Reacts: No rebounds in a shootout
Dark Forces, Part 2
Mailbag: Can bao buns save modern football?
The Preview Show: The Curse of the Colonel
England at Euro 2024: Best XI and answering your questions
The lard and lager boys
Hold my lemons
The Preview Show: Keystone Klopp
Ramble Reacts: The Theatre of Nightmares
The Dungeon of Secrets
Ramble Reacts: It’s easier playing against 9 men
The Statement Posse
Mailbag: Is it ever okay for a fan to switch clubs?
The Preview Show: The Tindall Area
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle’s revenge and Arsenal’s kryptonite
The s**t shirt derby
Here’s to the benchwarmers
The Preview Show: Tonight, you dine in hell
Ramble Reacts: St Drainage Park
England’s sunflower
Andy Carroll’s roast dinner
Ramble Reacts: Man Utd stumble past Sheffield Utd
The Preview Show: This game does change
Jude, don’t get hurt
Marcus Speller, the host with the most
Ramble Reacts: England avenge Ashes heartache!
The Preview Show: Wrinkly Eyeballs
Don’t bother coming
It is his job
The Preview Show: Good process, Andy
Ramble Reacts: The Geordie Boys smash PSG!
The PGMOL Posse
The Champions League returns to Newcastle, with Jules Breach
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea dare to Ream
Mike Dean: Judgment Day
The Preview Show: I am iNevilletable
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle shut the door on Man City!
Luton’s hairless scalp
When Poch gives you lemons
The Preview Show: James Water-Prowse
Ramble Reacts: A Bayern Burner!
The sausage of the sea
Derek Ten Hag
The Preview Show: Worms of wisdom
On The Continent Teaser: Paul Pogba... What's the story?
Give it German Big Sam
Flick's got the flick
Ramble Reacts: Those Bonnie Wee Scots!
The Preview Show: Get yourself an egg
Pep's drum and bass
A man of the laugh
Ramble Reacts: Luton pay on Deadline Day
The Preview Show: Luke Moorsels
Muskchester United
Jason Tindall’s got a text
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea leave Luton as mad as Hatters
The Preview Show: The licky Greenland bear
Where’s my Nathan?
Ramble Reacts: The Gunners Down the Owl
Can we have a urinal?
The Preview Show: The PIF Posse
The Soup Pro League
Ramble Reacts: Man United somehow keep the Wolves from the door
You really need to bid for me
The Preview Show: Kexit means Kexit
Introducing: Ramble Uncut
Kevin de Eeyore
Donaldson’s Fishmongers
The Ramble: Tried to text my dog
Inside Luton Town: Episode 2
Inside Luton Town: Episode 1
The Ramble: The Bath Demon
OTC Transfer Special: Man United’s slice of Danish and Europe’s striker merry-go-round
The Ramble: I’m toooo loyal
The Drop In: James Graham and writing Southgate
REVISITED | Pete's Film Club: Quincy, M.E.
OTC Transfer Special: A €300m offer for Kylian Mbappé - what does this mean?
The Ramble: We’re off to JLingz FC
Upfront: The Lionesses struggle past Haiti
Ramble Reacts: A New Devil is Arriving
OTC Transfer Special: What’s going on in Ligue 1?
GOAT Farm: England
Upfront's Guide to the Women's World Cup: England’s chances, Ireland’s hopes, and can Sam Kerr lead the co-hosts to glory?
The Football Ramble’s Guide to… David Beckham’s move to LA Galaxy
The Ramble: The Fizzer Effect
REVISITED | Ramble Meets… Declan Rice
Ramble Reacts: Breakfast with Bayern
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… The first ever World Cup
Upfront: Ex-England keeper Carly Telford on Wiegman, Mary Earps’ story, and penalty psychology!
OTC Transfer Special: Inter’s recovery, sweeper keepers, and the Saudi situation
The Ramble: Give him the BRIT Awards
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal's new Vieira?
The Five Hive: Favourite football games we've attended
Pete's Film Club: United Passions
The Ramble: Top Pharmaceutical Manager
OTC Transfer Special: Szoboszlai, stars of the U21s Euros, and the Turkish Messi
The Football Ramble's Guide To... Zidane's headbutt
The Ramble: Steve Fireball
OTC Transfer Special: When Bayern met Harry
The Drop In: Patrice Evra and loving this game
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… England 1-2 Iceland, Euro 2016
The Ramble: The Begrudger
The Ramble: Good Mum's Houses
OTC Transfer Special: Bayern’s Englishmen, Tonali the Geordie, and Dotun’s slip!
The Football Ramble’s Best of 2022/23: Part 2
Ramble Reacts: Arjen Saka
The Ramble: Sign Jermaine Defoe
The Preview Show: Jack Grealish’s World
On The Continent: 2022/23 end of season special!
The Football Ramble’s Best of 2022/23: Part 1
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Zlatan
The Ramble: Silva-Tongued
The Preview Show: AI Warnock
On The Continent: The end of an era edition
Ramble Reacts: The Trophyman
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Inter’s Treble Winners
Phil Neville at Inter Miami: A Tribute
The Ramble: Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting
The Preview Show: WE'RE AT WEMBLEY!
On The Continent: A Chuckle Brothers Title Race
Ramble Reacts: Sevilla have done it again
The Drop In: Paul Barber and running Brighton
The Football Ramble's Guide To... Big Sam at Bolton
The Ramble: Little hairy troll
The Preview Show: Double down Fizzer
On The Continent: Are Bayern the bottlers now?
The Drop In: Lee Dykes and mastering the transfer market
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Lasagne Gate
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle return to the Champions League!
The Ramble: And a hamstring injury!
The Preview Show: Thursday’s the new Friday
On The Continent: Man City’s pinnacle
Ramble Reacts: Pep achieves perfection
At The Match: The Dortmund Experience
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… the 1999 Champions League final
Ramble Reacts: Pete’s lost VAR tapes
The Ramble: STILL fighting for this title
The Preview Show: Neil Warnock's escape room
On The Continent: Inter the Colosseum
The Drop In: Rob Edwards and modern management
Ramble Reacts: Dani Carvajal hunts DJ Grealo
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona
The Ramble: Slog on the Tyne
The Preview Show: King Sam’s coronation
On The Continent: Messi’s back door exit
Ramble Reacts: Big Sam’s back!
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Lee Bowyer vs Kieron Dyer
The Football Ramble's Guide To... Jamie Vardy
Ramble Reacts: Sean Dyche digs one out
The Ramble: Tottenham “Silly Goose” Hotspur
The Preview Show: Alexander Isak: No Way Home
On The Continent: Serie A’s Champions League contenders
Ramble Reacts: Man City stomp on Arsenal’s dreams
The Ramble: COYS, Daniel
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Steven Gerrard’s Slip
The Ramble: We’ve all got our jeans on!
The Preview Show: I’m Anti Brassell
On The Continent: The final four
Ramble Reacts: Thomas Tuchel and Andy Carroll see red!
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea are put out of their misery
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… David Moyes at Man United
The Ramble: Critical clown mass
At The Match: Man City and a night of contradictions
The Preview Show: Aim for his head!
On The Continent: Have Milan got Napoli’s number?
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea get schooled in Madrid
Ramble Reacts: Man City give Bayern a kicking
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Alan Shearer’s 8 games in charge of Newcastle
The Ramble: Big baby... baby
The Preview Show: Sammy Amoebi the dog's debut
On The Continent: Could Messi really head to Inter Miami?
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea and Liverpool draw, football loses
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle
Ramble Reacts: Spurs capitulate… again
The Ramble: The Knackered One
The Preview Show: Vish’s reckless bruschetta
On The Continent: Will Thomas Tuchel and Bayern be a happy marriage?
The Drop In: Jobi McAnuff and being a captain
Ramble Reacts: Scotland put those Spanish slugs to the sword!
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Sven-Göran Eriksson’s England
The Ramble: I’m a better bloke than Saka
Ramble Reacts: Nagelsmann's Spurs rebound and super captain Mbappé!
The Preview Show: Jonjo Legend
On The Continent: Where have all the Italians gone?
At The Match: Porto’s shot at history
The Drop In: Ian Holloway and finding the fun in football
The Ramble: Don’t back down Mitrović
Patreon Teaser: The Five Hive
The Preview Show: A glimmer of Rafa Benítez
On The Continent: How the Conference League is quietly shaping European football
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool go out with a whimper, plus parody Pep
The Drop In: Lise Klaveness and how to fix football
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Brian Clough
The Ramble: What’s that on Mick Jagger’s head?
The Preview Show: I want more bum soccer
On The Continent: Milan are finally back
Ramble Reacts: A shocking night for Spurs
Ramble Reacts: The turning point for Graham Potter?
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Kevin Keegan
The Ramble: Gary Neville lost the war
The Preview Show: Buses are a Geordie
On The Continent: Can Paul Pogba bring the good vibes back to Juventus?