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Footballistically Arsenal — 555 episodes

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Title
1

This Is Just The Start

2

We Are Unbearable

3

Tale Of The Tape

4

Five Unbearable Minutes

5

Myles High Club

6

Turning A Short Corner

7

Keep The Faith

8

Reheat The Dinner

9

Insert Jesus Headline

10

Hard Cheese

11

Dowmania

12

Fabian Hürzalot

13

Mullered Rice Selfie

14

Succeed In The Assignment

15

Palate Cleanser

16

We Are Sailing

17

We're All On The Boat

18

Back To Front

19

Sweary Rice

E
20

Gabby's Doghouse

21

That's The Way

22

A Big Night For Jesus

23

Viktorious

24

The Worst Team In The World

25

The Conundrum

26

It’s all Unnecessary

27

Eze's Prayers Answered

28

No Long Throw-Ins

29

In With Fynn

30

It Really Is Odds On.

31

Hunky Chunky Man

32

Drop Names Not Points

33

Can't Find The Handbrake

E
34

Alumni in the Boardroom

35

A Tea Assist

36

Nudging and Nurdling

37

A Perfect Day? You Bet!

38

Mikel Trumps United

39

We're Back. To The Max.

40

Stick with the Program

41

Smell the Fried Onions

42

Mikel Gets Spiky

43

Bon Voyage

44

A Game As Big As Calafiori's Boxers

45

Mazal Tov in Madrid

46

After The Lord Declan's Show

47

GREATEST NIGHT EVER

48

Stay in Your Seat

49

Arteta In & Out

50

No Saka, No Coleslaw

51

The Lea & Perrins Analogy

52

Felt Like a Funeral

53

An Inspired Pair of Mikel's

54

The Great Humbling

E
55

Miles Off It

56

Crashing The Partey

57

Germans Can Miss Penalties Too

58

Never Seen A Pen Like It

59

Another Must-Win Won

60

Jesus Lives!

61

The Martin Keown Episode

62

No Birthday Cheer

63

Gabriel Corner Mystery

64

ETHAN, ETHAN, ETHAN, ETHAN

65

Magical Martin Returns

66

Don’t kill Trossard

67

Dennis Flies In

68

Dressing Room Canapes

69

Saka is a Massive Weapon

70

A Logistical Success

71

Arsenal Housery

72

Worth Going Topless?

73

Boyd Told You About Changing Sterling

74

Live For Raya

75

A Jesus Bottom Scandal

76

Season Preview Special

E
77

It was Never 2-2

78

No Sonny Delight

79

Unbearable Tension Ahead

80

A Win for the Alan Davies Lookalike

81

Dot and Ethel Special

82

One Foot Wrong

83

Seven to Heaven

84

0-0 to the Arsenal

85

It’s A Very Big Game

86

Kai's Prime Time

87

Six of the Bets

88

Jorginho Rises To The Occasion

89

Champagne Sauce

90

Police This Celebration

91

There's Only Two Stuart MacFarlanes

92

Benny Fight Fight Fight

93

Hold the Salt, Mikel

94

Josh In Motion

95

Stop The Rotting Rut

96

Was it Abysmal?

97

Waving at Martinelli

98

Alan Staying Home

99

Too Street For Seaman

100

Have We Mentioned The Goalkeeper?

101

Arteta Does a Funny

102

Triple Whammy at the Fairground

103

Enigma of Eddie

104

Madge Harvey at Right Back

105

If Anything We Undercelebrated

106

Defeat Through A Lens

107

Rice Tips The Scales

108

We Need To Talk About Raya

109

105 million? Cheap at the (p)Rice

110

Kieran's Canine Training

111

Voulez-Vous... Saka

112

Digital Fiasco

113

Loafing Oafs At Wenger's Statue

114

The Declan Rice Special

115

What A Narrative It’s Been

116

Win The Dog Lose The League

117

Stay In Your Seats

118

A Prayer Not a Prediction

119

Right Royal Show

120

Come Fly With Dean

121

The (Other) C Word

122

The Turning Point

123

Blur v Oasis

124

The Joy Of Saka

125

Now Are You Going To Believe Us?

126

The Great Moment

127

Best Manager In The World

128

Best Manager In The World

129

Winning Outside London

130

Tension, Stress and Anxiety!

131

Magic Mikel

132

Toe to Toe

133

The World Wakes Up

134

In Love With Zinchenko

135

40 Seconds With Odegaard

136

Butler-Oyedeji On The Back

137

When Wenger Met Saka

138

Bonus - Never Write Off Jocky Wilson

139

Peak TV Arsenal

140

Luke Does Arteta

141

The Great Rotation Question

142

Dribbling & Drawing

143

Happily E-VAR After

144

Long Time Since Willian

145

Heroic Ball Boy

146

No School in the Morning

147

Conspiracy Theories are Back

148

Niche Goalkeeping Trivia

149

Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du

150

Paul Davis in His Aquascutum Suit

151

Boyd Loves a Spoiler

152

Fourth Place - All or Nothing

153

Is 5th a Trophy?

154

The Throw-In Shocker

155

The Price of Chips

156

Eddie Burns Rice

157

Agent of Chaos

158

XG Needs an Average Striker

159

Andre Santos May Have Got A Game

160

Three Men and a Baby

161

Car Chase

162

Football as Sweet as Chocolate

163

Red Shorts Mystery

164

Have We Signed Stella McCartney?

165

Mikel Knows… Probably

166

Almost Definitely Possibly Maybe Finishing 4th

167

Nightmare Stats

168

Postponement-gate

169

Mirror Glaze Cup

170

Voices of Reason

171

Half Term Report

172

The Four Ovens

173

The Goldilocks Technique

174

Arteta Remains Popular at Goodison

175

Noodling About

176

Hold Me Back Arteta

177

WENGFEST

178

Boyd’s Non Film Review

179

Have Offspring With Smith Rowe

180

If We Win By Nine, We’ll Be 8th

181

Joan Collins Slips Up

E
182

Was Tomi on The Toilet?

183

Who The Falk Knows?

184

Tierney’s Black Pants

185

Technical Hitch

186

Xhaka’s Highlights Reel

187

Snappy Saka Snaps

188

TRAILER: Never Write Off The Germans - EURO2020

189

Never Write Off William Pitt The Younger

E
190

Eighth Place Table Service

191

Dreaming Of A Europa Conference League Wonderland

192

We Can Still Do The Double

193

Name Dropping The Super League

194

Will Arsenal Podium?

195

Keir We Go

196

We’ll Still Go For Dinner

197

Willian Nillian

198

Good Sleep In Baku

199

The Interim Assessment

200

The Late Late Show With PEA

201

Tinsel In Guendouzi’s Hair

202

Multiple Sliding Doors Moments

203

Mildly Disgruntled

204

The 10th Placed Six Pointer

205

It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD Season

206

Saka’s Cleaning Up

207

Emilia Smith Rowe

208

The Willian On My Shirt? No Way!

209

ESR Our Saviour

E
210

Dizzy Heights of 13th

211

Slipping Through His Fingers

212

Sleepless Night

213

We Need To Talk About Hector’s Throw Ins

214

Downward Spiral?

215

Unacceptable

216

Martinelli To The Rescue

217

The Only Poll That Counts

218

Two Bruces

219

Not Pay-Per-View

220

Accidental Deadline Partey

221

It’s What I’ve Always Done

222

Let’s Be Patronising

223

Not All Or Nothing

E
224

Season Preview In A Bubble

225

The GOAT

226

What Is Josh’s Percentage?

227

Winterburn’s Final Fifteen

228

Here’s Ten Million, Now Please Go Away

229

Boyd Or Nothing

230

Alex Brooker’s Overreaction

231

Mattéo Is A Lucky Boy

232

48 Hours To Go

233

Chamakhneck

234

Perry Groves And His 1989 Shorts

235

Damon - The New Sidekick?

236

He Hasn’t Got Great Legs

237

Waiting For The Blue Ticks

238

Alex Brooker In His Bedroom

239

Walking In A Baldwin Wonderland

240

Luke Kempner Tiger King

241

Social Distancing With Dermot O’Leary

E
242

Self Isolation With Mark Pougatch

243

The Amazing Stat

244

Not The New Jeffers

245

No Time For Knitting

246

Camelballs

247

Tats On The Beach

E
248

I Think I Want a Mari Too

249

Dot and Ethel Special

250

World Beater/Paddle Beater

251

Hipsters Are Back

252

The Charisma Factor

E
253

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Arteta

E
254

Sokratears

E
255

All Out For Allegri

256

Emery Out Or Emery Out Out

E
257

Untenable?

E
258

No Way José

259

Just A Routine Comms Check

E
260

Let’s Discuss The Catering

E
261

Is It A Sad, Sad Situation?

E
262

Drunk Old Trafford History

E
263

Entitled Defending

E
264

Boyd Xhaka

E
265

Book Your Flights To Gdańsk

E
266

Spotted on Llandudno Pier

E
267

Willock’s Tackle

268

Fairly Dynamic

269

How Do You Pronounce Upamecano?

E
270

Bakuna Matata

E
271

Baku In The Big Time?

E
272

Josh’s Arsene Wenger Mask

E
273

The Physio Doesn’t Do Tactics!

274

More Petit Songs

275

Sweet Caroline Kills The Mood

E
276

Creative Jacket Throwing

E
277

Sip Sip Sip

278

No Look Pen

E
279

Derby Day Encroachment

E
280

The Bath in The Kitchen

281

I’ll Take It Into Consideration

E
282

Almost Over the Break

E
283

Free Latte, But No Cup Party

E
284

Do We Care About Svexit?

E
285

Post Bercow Lull

E
286

Bercow’s House

287

Ou d'oeuvre, Ou d'oeuvre! - Footballistically Bercow PREVIEW

288

Careful What You Wish For

E
289

Young Player With Curly Hair

290

Throttle That Cat

E
291

Batteries Not Included

292

Ozil And The Lost Boy

293

Fish Suppers and Leonard Bernstein

294

In The Park With Monreal

295

He's Only 5ft6

296

The Going Forwards Narrative

297

Sea Kelp And Emeryball

298

Hey Leno

299

Away We Go

300

Still Ill

301

Rehab for Wenger-isation

302

Reality Cech

303

Ivan The Dastardly

304

Bye-Bye

305

Finishing with One Single Word

306

Mass Zip Fiddle

307

Merci Arsene

308

In Wenger We Trusted Special

309

Yummy Mummy's and Rose

310

Late Night in Moscow

311

No Glasses In Stoke

312

Wenger's Sleepless Nights

313

Wenger's Trousers

314

Let’s Get Freudian

315

Carabao Taxi

316

4 Semites And A Tragic Defeat

317

Can We Beat The Diviest Team?

318

Free The Dortmund One

319

Gazidis clubbing in Germany

320

Club-level Diversion

321

Boyd and Alan's Echo Chamber

322

Ending on a high note

323

Jetlagged and Jaded

324

Better Than Ospina (and Shakira)

325

Flame In Cologne

326

Pipe Down, Grandad

327

How Staunch Is Kolasinac

328

Let's Take Eddie To Nando's

329

Seaman Flying Through The Air

330

Deeney The Meanie (But He Was Right)

331

How Sad Is Theo

332

Laca On The Loo

333

Scent Of Cologne

334

A Gaggle Of Morons

335

The Darkest Hour

336

New Levels Of Staleness

337

What's He Doing Dad?

338

Stoke Preview

339

Giroud On My Thigh

340

New Veggie Burger?

341

The Community Shield Jinx

342

Two More Balconies

343

Let's Have A Montage

344

Holding For Captain

345

Malteaser Gate

346

Kicking The Door In

347

Viva La Revolution

348

Make Arsenal Great Again (Again)

349

At Least The Rocky Documentary Was Good

350

Perry and Alex's Amazing Analogies

351

Important Announcement

352

Plane Stupid

353

Club Level Wankers

354

The True Warrior Fights

355

Managing Somewhere

E
356

Adelegate

357

Where’s His Magic Hat

358

Sanogo The Waiter

359

Put A Tea Bag In It

360

Does Mesut Watch Andrew Marr?

361

Close But No Cigar

362

Keown In The Octagon

E
363

This Is Very Disrespectful

E
364

The Return of the Veggie Burger

365

Theo’s Coffee Machine

366

One Sock On

367

Alan’s Stat Cave

368

Wengers Shooting Hoops

369

Who Is Chips

370

Short Arse Special

371

Thats Nice

E
372

No Basel Fawlty

373

Ospina Gives Us A Semi

374

Middle Class Meltdown

375

We'll Go Fourth

376

Get Wenger Out… Shopping

377

I Would Take Jonny Evans Right Now

378

We've Already Got Mahrez

E
379

Lauren Invites You to Join The Invincibles

380

The Knockout Stages

E
381

Euro 2016 Preview Special

E
382

Saint Brooker’s Day

E
383

A Bone For Sanchez

E
384

Betting On Corners

385

Red Banner Days

E
386

All The Opprobrium

E
387

Quite A Lot About Cech

388

Legends Special

389

Holiday Memories

390

Little Bit Handbrake

E
391

Judge Us In May 2025

E
392

Let's Have A Meltdown

393

Handcuffed to Eboue

394

To Hull and Barc

395

The Talent of Bendtner

396

Everyone's Better Than Flamini

E
397

The Weight of the Armband

398

Turd in the Helmet

399

We Could Be Heroes

E
400

Best Laid Plans Of Ox and Men

E
401

Xtra Xmas Podcast

402

Obi Geoff Kenobi

E
403

Walking In a Winter Wonderland

404

Wenger down the Tolly

E
405

Something for the Weekend, Mr Allardyce?

406

The WM Club Mystery

E
407

Norwich, Chile

408

Are You Jane Austen In Disguise

E
409

Facilitating the Beauty of Man

E
410

Potato Skins At 32 Minutes

E
411

Bring Back Serge Gnabry

E
412

Correlations Can All Be Disproved

E
413

Odds On Leaving Early

E
414

Cech That Injury Wenger

415

Diego of Atonement

E
416

Arteta Is A Lovely Man

417

Just Two Players

418

Ozil's Hipsters

419

Girouds GCSEs

E
420

Love In With Lauren

E
421

Kanu Selling Seaman

E
422

Theo's Gay Dads

E
423

What's Happening With Theo, Part 300

E
424

That Top 9 Stat

E
425

Rubbing Dick Law Up The Wrong Way

E
426

Pump Up The Volume

E
427

Sober Semi Final

E
428

Billy Feels Safe In Ospina's Hands

E
429

How Old is Theo Walcott?

E
430

Don't Leave Your Passport Behind

E
431

All’s Well That Ends Welbz

432

The Mezut Ozil Doll

E
433

Mertesacker Emptiness

E
434

Bellerin Loves Parkour

E
435

We All Live In An Arsenal World

E
436

The Little Little Mozart

E
437

Shindig in the Shower

438

The Ray Parlour Special (Footballistically LIVE Pt.2)

439

I’ll Have What Wenger’s Smoking

440

The Wengerdrome

441

Footballistically Arsenal Live Pod with Ray Parlour!

442

The RAWB

443

Live.ArsenalPodcast.Net

444

Are There Any Working Class Fans Left?

445

We Need More Jens Lehmanns

446

Just Between Us

447

The Man With The Dragon Tattoo

448

It's Venga, Not Wenga

449

Is Welbeck the New God?

450

The Wedding Clashers

451

Arteta's Improbable Passing Percentage

452

The Alexis Show

453

Joel Campbell's Haggard Face

454

Odd Numbered Years Means Tears

455

What A Busy Summer!

456

Just Give It To Me

457

Confused Old Man And The Passage Of Time

458

Finding Josip Drmic's Girlfriend

459

128 Days Later

460

A Constant Threat

461

The Benchlookers

462

150/1

463

Falling Off The Fence

464

I Came On For Bergkamp

465

Bob's Arms Around Bergkamp

466

Jam Tomorrow

467

Draxler Watch

468

Fabianski Up Front

469

Cuddled By Patrick Vieira

470

The Bruce Springsteen Of Football

471

Santi Claus

472

Tom's Umlaut

473

Feeling Discombobulated

474

Paul Davis: The Meeting

475

Has Colin ruined Ozil

476

Number 1 Is Perry Groves

477

Colin Meets Ozil

478

Klopp Around The Clock

479

Smells of Summer

480

George Best on Wogan

481

Ask Adrian and Colin the Dog

482

Positively Patient

483

Ambition And Desperation

484

J.A.W!

485

Everybody Hurts

486

Best Kit Ever!

487

Dan's on Mushrooms

488

The Top Four Playoffs

489

Money Talks

490

Car Zola Zero

491

Very Purr Sides

492

The Posh Podcast for Three People

493

Bitches and Guns with Extra Seaman

494

Lose to Win

495

Pandemonium in Munich - Arsenal Podcast On Tour

496

Strike It Rich

497

The Madness of King Arsene

498

It's The Hope That Kills

499

#SerenityNow

500

Nacho Climbs Through the Back Window

501

Dick by Name

502

The Birds

503

Gingerbread Oyster

504

Y.D.K.W.T.K Brigade

505

We need to talk about Arsenal.

506

We're Gonna Get Bummed Today

507

We Don't Know What We're Doing

508

Winning Isn't Everything

509

We're All Gonna Die

510

Massive Harp Dong

511

Theo Fixed it For Me

512

Santos' Instagram

513

Take Me in the Away End

514

Downward Dog into Angry Wenger

515

Total Waxer

516

Are You Kelley-Ann?

517

Diaby's Mental Strength

518

Kolo Toure's Fat Wife

519

Goodbye Theo?

520

Sign Up Mo

521

Groundhog Day

522

The Worst 24 Hours

523

Podolski Rap

524

I Wanna Dance With Koscielny

525

I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues

526

Most Controversial AFC Podcast You'll Hear This Week

527

Boyd's fascinating Run in Review

528

What Am I Eating?

529

Mental Strength

530

Another Watershed

531

Watershed Moment

532

Wenger- The New Clough

533

Thierry- And I Will Always Love You

534

OX Marks the Spot

535

Backstage with Arsene and Thierry

536

THAT Substitution

537

Geeks On the Bus

538

Return Of The Legend

539

The Theo Fisting Incident

540

Bob Wilson's Swear Box

541

The Return Of The Fynn

542

A Buoyed Hilton

543

Is That Sandy Talking?

544

Cock-A-Hoop

545

Dench

546

In Defence Of The Little Mozart

547

Fortress Wenger

548

15 Ans Du Genius

549

Is Wenger The New Barrymore?

550

Its Going To Be 0-0

551

Donald Duck Having a Wash

552

After the Watershed

553

Marco Pierre Wenger

554

¡Adiós Cesc!

555

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