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Friends U Can Keep — 182 episodes
My Bits and My Pits
Brian Makes An Apology
The Toilet Is Not Just Another Chair
Child-Free Means Child-Free!
No One Is Likeable Anymore
My Rage Knows No Bounds
10, 15, or 20 Percent?
Ranking Disney Hot Takes
Engagement Is Hard
AI and Crypto and Gambling, Oh My!
Is Underwear The Best Valentine's Gift?
Cock Tease
Is Top Gun Better Than Three Amigos?
Tremors: It's Jaws, But On Land
White People Do Be Doin' That
Alaska Loves Big Women
That's Not Turbo Man, That's Just Your Dad In A Costume
There's Always An Alcoholic
A Solution To A Problem That Didn't Exist
Does Baking Make Men Gay?
Is Sex A Chore For Women?
The World's Highest Urinal (Probably)
Friends U Can Know (Better): Jereme Edition
Prisoners: The Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie
Is Princess & The Frog An Amazing Movie?
Apologies To The Man In The Wawa Bathroom
Let's Discuss Practical Magic
We Don't Care If You Steal From Wawa
Was Supermarket Sweep A Gay Show?
Friends U Can Know (Better): Dana Edition
Why Is Blue Chew So Cringe?
Hotwifing Is Just Cuckolding With A Professional
If You Have To Explain It, It Isn't Funny
Is BuzzFeed Calling Us Old?!?
Are These Teachers Walking Red Flags?
I Don't Know Where Mianus Is
I Need My 22oz Coors!
We Fix Walt Disney World
Has True Crime Reached It's End?
We Didn't Think This Through
Derailed By A Paywall
Leftover Procrastination
Turn Your Head And...Cough?
We're Always In The Mood For A Melody
I Caught Feelings For My Family
What Is Sweater Weather, Anyway?
Millennials Love Heineken
Just Text "No" If You Don't Want To Hear From Me Again
Learning Through Failure
We Improve The Hall of Presidents
Football Is Not Autumn
1 Star ... Good Head Though
Better Late Than Never
There Can Be Only One
Are Metamucil Fiber Capsules Candy?
We Tried
Why Don't You Have Your Dead Dad Pay For The Wedding?
A Fart Asking For Directions
Bodyshaming Dads at Bounce U
Endless Shrimp With The Friends U Can Keep
Can Kelly Guess Our Friend's Favorite Shows?
Is Non-Sexual Touching Meaningful?
A Surprisingly Accurate Personality Test
We Got Engaged To One Of The HORNIEST Country Songs
Friends U Can Know (Better): Ryan Star...something
Who Goes To The Gym On A First Date?
How Are These Movies "Guilty Pleasures"?
We Dare Discuss The Swift One
Mormons At The Door
It Was The 80's, Man
BONUS EP: Leave The World Behind
The Role Someone Else Was Born To Play
Brian Loves Movies
Thigh High Boots At A McDonald's
Re-Release: Episode 1
It's Just A Little Intestinal Blockage
The Group Chat Did Not Like This
What Is A Gay Bar?
Who The Hell Are These People?
This Episode Is NOT Brought To You By Sheetz
Angry Cops Give Out Free Coffee Cups
Episode 100! We did it!
Danny Glover is Santa and Blackface is Okay
Millennial Mayhem
It's Too Hot For Sex (Thanks, Global Warming!)
The All New "Everything Corn" Meal from McDonald's
All Catholics Are Pro-Life
Bradley Cooper is Jew-ish
Somebody Has To Like Me Best
"Make America Cowboy Again"
Leader Of The Free World
Communication Actually Is Key
America, F*** Yeah!
The Greatest Songs & Concert Memories
Throwback: Post Surgery Special
MCU Tournament
Reddit Rabbit Hole
Post Surgery 2: Electric Boogaloo
Senior Gay Correspondent
A Look Back
Phunny Philly Stories
Oscars Recap 2023
Sanitary Napkins and Perineum Infections
Pop Quiz with Ryan Davis
Super Bore 57
Friends U Can Know Better Returns!
Banshee Bros Don’t Worry
Smurfs in Space
Hello, Darling. Nice To See You.
Sorry For The Delay
State Of The Podcast
Some More Cleansing
Choice Hotties
My Ghost Mom Gave Me Heroin
Billboard’s Karaoke Supremacy
The Most Bert Kreischer Thing I’ve Ever Said
A Major Episode!
Andrew Is A Junkie
Do You Guys Still Have Breakfast?
I’m Craving You
I’ve Got All My Keys IN My Hands
Pop Quiz II
Keep It On The Shelf
Are you even gay, bro? BONUS EPISODE!
Friends U Can Know 3: New Player
EROTIC!
Friends U Can Know 2: Andrew’s Return
Friends U Can Know (Better) Ep. 1
Gen-Zers Back The F#$@ Off!
Hip-Hop Anonymous
The Sexual Gratification
Aaaaaaaany Questions?
So, What’s A Star Wars?
Pop Quiz!
Fists On A Plane
Scrambled Cadbury Crème
A Massive Bear Tattoo
There’s A Lot Of Junk In This Trunk
Netflix Gets Mature
Pennsylvania: Home Of The Best Covered Bridges
People Deserve Choice
All The Single Ladies
Welcome: The Watcher
The Honorable Lightcaps
Millennials Be Like…
Music Is Better Than Words
It’s All Wild This Week
True Crime: The New Reality TV
His Name Is Robert Paulson
Feel Old Yet?
Sad Start to a New Year
A Less Messy Slate
New Year New Schedule
Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda Days!
Family Time: Part 2
Family Time: Part 1
Disney Countdown Finale
Definitive Disney
The Pinnacle of Pixar
To Binge or Not To Binge?
Do They Know It’s Fall?
Jaws was never my scene and I don’t like Star Wars!
My Mom’s Questionnaire
Brian's Questionnaire
Kelly’s Questionnaire
Our Deepest Condolences, New Jersey
You Can Have One Without the Others
TGIFranzia
Can We Get Back to Politics? Please?
Cleaning Out My Saved Lists
NOW! That’s what I call a podcast!
I’m Alive! The Post-Surgery Special
Pajamas are a Girl’s Best Friend
The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse!
The Room Where It Happens
"There should have just been less rape."
List It or List It
Same Shit, Different Decade
BDE: Brian David Energy
Ep. 3: Spooky Nerds
Ep. 2: Ball2TheWall
Episode 1