All episodes

Episode 101 - Ethan is Wrong

Episode 100 - Discovering Marco Reus

Episode 99 - Columbus "Runs" Out Of Luck

Episode 98 - Unspicy Chicken Tender

Episode 97 - Jesse Marsch and Gary Smith Punch Raccoons

Episode 96 - Thanking Jordan Morris At The Evvys

Episode 95 - Messi Sleeps on an Air Mattress

Episode 94 - We Need More Soccer Movies!

Episode 93 - Give Me Chili

Episode 92 - Chocolate Ice Cream or Dog Poop?

Episode 91 - Always Tip 20%

Episode 90 - LESS THAN A YEAR AGO

Episode 89 - Rusty and Unhinged

Episode 88 - Ilie Does Not Make The Smart Choice

Episode 87 - Please Sir, I Want Some More!

Episode 86 - In the Sin Bin

Episode 85 - 2024 MLS Predictions

Episode 84 - Who Will Suarez Bite First in MLS?

Episode 83 - The 1st Annual Fútbol is Life Hunger Games!

Episode 82 - Can No Team Win MLS Cup

Episode 81 - Putting Dest Out to Rest

Episode 80 - GOATS in Awkward Situations

Episode 79 - THAT IS NOT A RULE

Episode 78 - Ethan Learns That Gary Smith is British

Episode 77 - Decision Day 2023

Episode 76 - Michael Bradley Catches Up to His Hair

Episode 75 - Santa Claus Wearing Blue

Episode 74 - Red Cards for Attempted Murder

Episode 73 - Can Orcas Play Soccer???

Episode 72 - Messi Abandons Arena (Bruce)

Episode 71 - Taking Your Shirt Off to Mr. Brightside

Episode 70 - Jackrabbit on a Hot Date

Episode 69 - The Honky Tonky Nice Show

Episode 68 - Postponed for Beyoncé

Episode 67 - Covering Your Ref Cam

Episode 66 - Hunky Vasquez and Phil Curtin

Episode 65 - I'll Have The Shaffelburger and Fries

Episode 64 - Matt Gets Banned From Geodis Park

Episode 63 - Ethan Slides into Khiry Shelton's DMs

Episode 62 - Hang The Jersey in the Louvre

Episode 61 - Ethan has the Giggles for Messi

Episode 60 - Never Say Guzan 3 Times By A Mirror

Episode 59 - Bernardeschi is a Bad Apple

Episode 58 - Accents

Episode 57 - Jesse Marsch On A Couch Looking At A Mirror

Episode 56 - Scarves Up!

Episode 55 - Ake Lobs

Episode 54 - A Duck Can Spot Another Duck

Episode 53 - We Have Been Too Mean...

Episode 52 - Nat and Gary Smith Control the Weather

Episode 51 - Dog on the Field

Episode 50 - We Love Tom Bogert

Episode 49 - A Mix of Piss and Ash (2023 MLS Season Opening Day)

Episode 48 - Stuck on a Couch with Bruce Arena

Episode 47 - Coffee makes Weston Poop

Episode 46 - Walker Zimmerman to the NBA?!?

Episode 45 - Christmas at the Bradleys Sponsored by Red Bull

Episode 44 - Let's Get Loud!

Episode 43 - Welcome to the Off Season!

Episode 42 - Heber Loves Your Mom

Episode 41 - The GOAT wins the World Cup

Episode 40 - The Beautiful Game F*cks

Episode 39 - Berhalter Bounces the USA Out of the World Cup

Episode 38 - Nat Was Very Wrong About Denmark

Episode 37 - Do YOU pick with the Heart or the Head?

Episode 36 - Berhalter Doesn't Give a Pefok

Episode 35 - Someone Ate Poop

Episode 34 - Will Bruin is Nat's God

Episode 33 - I Can't See, There's Too Much Smoke!

Episode 32 - Caleb Porter is Homeless

Episode 31 - Only Two Teams Will Be Remembered...

Episode 30 - things

Episode 29 - Berhalter Should Let the Dogs Out

Episode 28 - Stay Grassy

Episode 27 - Does Jim Curtin Know How to Play Axel F

Episode 26 - Stomping On Someones Head is Not Allowed

Episode 25 - Sean Johnson Should Pursue a Voice-Over Career

Episode 24 - "Baseball is Coming Home"

Episode 23 - "Fortune Favours The Brave"

Episode 22 - Does Six Inches Make A Difference?

Episode 21 - Ethan Really Hates the City of Seattle

Episode 20 - The Transitive Property Does Not Apply to Futbol

Episode 19 - Matt was Wrong and Bruin Means Bear

Episode 18 - Why Jon Champion is a Hater

Episode 17 - The International Break Finally Ends

Episode 16 - USMNT and International Futbol!

Episode 15 - MLS Week 14 Recap/A Deep Dive into the USMNT

Episode 14 - Open Cup and MLS Recap/MLS Week 14 Preview

Episode 13 - MLS Week 11/12 Recap/MLS Week 13 Preview

Episode 12 - Sounders Win CCL/Turf vs Grass Field Debate

Episode 11 - MLS Week 7 Recap/MLS Week 8 Preview

Episode 10 - Concacaf Champions League Semifinal Leg 2 Recap/MLS Week 6 Recap

Episode 9 - Concacaf Champions League Semifinal Leg 1 Recap/MLS Week 5 Recap

Episode 8 - USA TO THE WORLD CUP!/2022 FIFA World Cup Draw Discussion

Episode 7 - MLS Week 4 Recap/International Break Discussion

Episode 6 - MLS Week 2 & 3 Recap/Concacaf Champions League Semifinal Preview

Episode 5 - MLS Week 1 Recap/ MLS Week 2 & 3 Preview

Episode 4 - Concacaf Champions League and Week 1 of MLS