All Episodes

Passports & Promise Rings (Chap. 34-35)

Vampire Empire (Chap. 32-33)

What did you just call my wife? (Chap. 29-31)

Bliss & Horror (Chap. 27-28)

Perfect and Unending Vampire Sex (Chap. 24-26)

The Loch Ness Monster (Chap. 22-23)

Self-Control (Chap. 19-21)

A Vampire is Born (Chap. 16-18)

Blood in My Sippy Cup (Chap. 13-15)

Jacob is Actually So Slay (Chap. 10-12)

The one where Edward asks Jacob to impregnate Bella (Chap. 8-9)

The Horrors (of Pregnancy) (Chap. 7)

Suitcase Full of Lingerie (Chap. 5-6)

Mrs. Bella Cullen (Chap. 3-4)

Honeymoon Practice (Chap. 1-2)

Crispy Fried Vampire (Bree Tanner Part 2)

Strange Vampire Kissing Sounds (Bree Tanner Part 1)

More Than A Little Traumatized (Chap. 26-Epilogue)

Edward Said Polyamory is Fine (Chap. 24-25)

The End of Truce and Triangle (Chap. 23)

Interview With A Vampire (By A Werewolf) (Chap. 21-22)

Prenup (Chap. 20)

Battle Rehearsal (Chap. 18-19)

Revenge of the Khaki Skirt (Chap. 16-17)

Jacob's Worst Behavior...So Far (Chap. 14-15)

Major Jasper Whitlock, Ma'am (Chap. 12-13)

Unpacking the Pack's "Legends" (Chap. 10-11)

Edward's Best Behavior Ever (Chap. 8-9)

Rosalie's Story (Chap. 6-7)

So the eagle fell in love with the fish...(Chap. 4-5)

Stroking my girlfriend's face while confronting my mortal enemy in a school parking lot *emotional* (Chap. 3)

Team Edward Explain (Chap. 2)

Eclipse! (Chap. 1)

Bonus: Couch Surfing in your Crawl Space (New Moon Extras)

Bonus: New Moon Outtakes

Worst Proposal Ever (Chap. 24 & Epilogue)

Reunited and It Feels So Cringe (Chap. 22-23)

Edward Goes Streaking (Chap. 19-21)

Vampires Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use the Phone (Chap. 17-18)

Bella's Worst Idea(s) Yet (Chap. 15-16)

Emily's Boys (Chap. 13-14)

Break Ups, Boy Wolves (Chap. 11-12)

New Wolf Just Dropped (Chap. 9-10)

Hallucination Station (Chap. 7-8)

Hellooo, Jacob (Chap. 5-6)

Byeeee Edward (Chap. 3-4)

A Ravenous Birthday (Chap. 1-2)

Intro to New Moon

In Conclusion: No <3 (Chap. 29-Epilogue)

Team Alice (Chap. 26-28)

Vampire Car Chase (Chap. 24-25)

Red Flags (Chap. 22-23)

Vigilante Edward (Chap. 20-21)

Skirt? Khaki. Tear? Tasted. (Chap. 19)

Edward, Gemini (Chap. 18)

Christmas Special: Happiest Season

Thousands of Bugs, Apparently (Chap. 17)

Merry Christmas, Edward (Chap. 15-16)

The Roast of Bella Swan (Chap. 13-14)

Ugly Green Sweater (Chap. 11-12)

How to (Not) Be an Ally feat. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (Chap. 9-10)

Edward the Spy (Chap. 7-8)

I Watch You When You Sleep (Chap. 5-6)

Edward's Guide to Gaslighting (Chap. 3-4)

Midnight Sun Celebration! (w/Twilight Phase & Remember Twilight Podcasts)

Murder Boy (Chap. 1-2)

Human Experiences (Chapter 23-Epilogue)

Babysitting w/ Alice & Jasper (Chap. 20-22)

Would Die for Victoria (Chap. 18-19)

Vampire Baseball (Chap. 16-17)

Everyone's a Witch (Chap. 14-15)

The Lion, the Lamb & the Meadow (Chap. 12-13)

Thirsty (Chap. 10-11)

#YOLF (You Only Live Forever) (Chap. 9)

Trauma, First Dates, & Other Teenage Things (Chap. 8)

La Push, Baby (Chap. 6-7)

Blood Type (Chap. 5)

A League of Her Own (Chap. 3-4)

Brain Glitch (Chap. 1-2)

Returning to Twilight

Bonus: Q&A with Sam and Lori

Justice for Charlie (Epilogue, Afterword)

Straight History (Chap. 24)

*Gender-Fueled Screaming* (Chap. 20-23)

Whomst?! (Chap. 17-19)

Vampire Sex Ed (Chap. 14-16)

Bella Would Never (Chap. 11-13)

Boner Theory (Chap. 8-10)

Girls Just Wanna Hike (Chap. 5-7)

We Forked Up (Chap. 1-4)

Intro to Life and Death (Foreword)