All Episodes

239: The Parentage of the Future!

238: Dumb Friend Shenanigans (Feat. Max Mielecki!)

237: Generational Burnout (Feat. Jay Acquino!)

236: Theme Park Summer (Feat. Erik Escobar!)

235: Summer Plannin' and DANin'!

234: No One Will Ever Believe You (Feat. Amy Jaroon!)

233: Those Sticky Situations!

232: Is the Weekend Trip Dead? (Feat. Aughviee Harris!)

231: Frictionless Lives, Are They Good?

230: There's NO WAY I Could've Called This!

229: Your 'Tism Topic!

228: Gen Z and Work Dress (Feat. Sarah the Corporate Shill!)

227: Tattoo Be or Not to Be?

226: The Effect of Mandela Effects (Feat. L Faunt!)

225: Generation SLAPPED!

224: Concert Experience!

223: Sibling Rivalries!

222: Them Weird Neighbors!

221: Livin the Dream!(?)

220: Cry Ugly (Feat. Amy Jaroon!)

219: An "Intentional" Walk as the Main Character!

218: Harry Potter and the Second Chance (Feat. Vince Carmichael!)

217: Life's Failed Sidequests!

216: Multi-Gen Car Culture!

215: Snow Day Shenanigans!

214: Kitchen Table Issues!

213: Predicts the Future (Poorly)!

212: Success!(?) (Feat.Aughvieé Harris!!)

211: The Party's Hot Hot Hot (Feat. L Faunt!)

210: World Series Wonder (feat. Amy Jaroon!)

209: Pick the Right Fanfic (Feat. Vince Carmichael!)

208: Thanksgiving is in OCTOBER (Again) (Feat. Reagan Jay!)

207: Take a Chance on Childfree (Feat. Julia Austin!)

206: The Act of Aging Gracefully (Feat. Jim Eaton!)

205: Parenting & Teaching Gen Alpha!

204: TV and Movies in Schools (Feat. Amma Marfo!)

203: Slang Through the Ages!

202: It's Mario Kart All the Way Down (Feat. Reagan Jay!)

201: Expect the UnexpectDAN!

200: 200th Episode Mailbag!

199: The Gen Z Stares Back (Feat. Caleb McDuff!)

198: The Odd Ones Out!

197: The Snacks of the Latchkey Kid!

196: The Toys of Our Childhood!

195: Apocalypse Buffet (Feat. L Faunt!)

194: Summer- The Spice of Life!

193: Grocery Store Grumbles/When Is Too Soon? (Feat. Suwon Weaver!)

192: Do We Have To?!

191: New Holidays We Need (Feat. Carol Newell!)

190: There's a New Pope in Town!

189: The Games We Play (That Are Important!)

188: Books 2- Adaptational Dumbery! (Feat. Amma Marfo!)

187: The Instrumental Instruments of Music (feat. Rivers Langley!)

186: The Dicker Special (Feat. Nina Dicker!)

185: Social Navigation!

184: The Best (and Worst) Books From School (Feat. Amma Marfo!)

183: How Stigmas Change (Feat. Reagan Jay!)

182: The Values We Leave Behind!

181: Gen X-Pectations- Internet Killed the Video Star (Feat. L Faunt!)

180: The 51st State ?! (Feat. KC Michelson!)

179: Fonclicting Ridections (Feat. Chana Carol!)

178: Welcome to the World, Generation Beta!

177: SPORTS! What is it Good For? (Feat. Square Table Degenerates!)

176: The Travel Butt!

173: Prioritize Happiness :D (Feat. Teddy Margas!)

172: Winter Weighty Wonderland (Feat. John Yabes!)

171: American Thanksgiving-THE REAL ONE (Feat. OuterOrange!)

170: Linguistic Larceny (Feat. Liz Fletcher!)

169: Seasons of Sad!

168: Dia De Los Cine (Feat. KC Michelson!)

167: On REAL THANKSGIVING- (Feat. OuterOrange!)

166: Put Me Back in With the Captain (Feat. Chana Carol!)

165: The Cringefests of Our Lives (Feat. Max Mielecki!)

164: Never the Same A-DAN!

163: Generational Party Culture!

162: Parents Live Longer Meaning We Don't Mature? (Feat. Jim Eaton!)

161: My Pumpkin (Spice) is Headed Out! (Feat. Mary Kennedy!)

160: When the Nostalgia Comes For You (Feat. Nina Dicker!)

159: Who Are the Weird Neighbors in Your Hood?

157: Why Are People So Late to Stuff?! (Feat. Kyle & Cole!)

156: Zoomer Olympics! (Feat. Mat Biller)

155: This is Such a Trip! (Feat. Kyle Petryla)

154: Ass-Ass-in-Nation Attempts! (Feat. David Burger!)

153: Know When to Step Down and @#*% Off!

152: Highway Shuriken (Feat. Liz Fletcher!)

151: Get That Whineset (Feat. Kelly Zemnickis!)

150: Aspen Chronicles III- The Horse's Name Was WHAT?! (Feat. Roger Novack, Gregg Golding, & Mick Varner!)

149: Looks Like We Made It!

148: Historical Hilarity (Feat. John D Ruddy!)

147: Aspen Chronicles II- A Wild Gregg Appears! (Feat. Roger Novack & Gregg Golding!)

146: Mama Dino (Mother's Day!)

145: AI, The Future, and Irony (Feat. Queen Phee!)

144: Nothin' There or Here, A Total Change of Career (Feat. Josh Ogle!)

143: Plans Never Survive Contact With Your 30s (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

142: Aspen Chronicles I- Friendship in Your 20s! (Feat. Roger Novack!)

141: Dumb Injuries!

A Bronze Tale (Part 2) - Last Minute History Episode #3

140: When a Trailer Lies (Feat. TV Cook!)

139: Nothing New Under the DAN!

A Bronze Tale (Part 1) - Last Minute History Episode #2

138: The Main Religion is Alcoholism! (Feat. Elyza Halpern!)

137: Why Make Art if You Don't Fear Death? (Feat. Kayla Esmond!)

Hold My Mesopotamian Beer- Last Minute History #1

136: When You Can't Wonka the Walk!

135: The Real Name of This Episode Should've Been Workshopped (Feat. Cole Clayton & Kyle Petryla!)

134: Your 20s Are For Mistakes and Mismatched Dishes (Feat. Caleb McDuff!)

133: Football Follies (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

132: Workplace Polit-icks!

131: Wedding Smasheders! (Feat. Joey Edibles!)

111: Fraser and the Evil Funnel Web Spider!

130: British Comedy Crush (Feat. Brian Seff/Rick Right!)

129: Seventy-Five Percent of Normal Speed Dino! (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

128: Tizz Rizz!(?) (Feat. Nina Dicker!)

127: Santa's Fanta! (Feat. Steven Alan Green!)

126: Poppin' the Bubbles!

125: The Book of Job (Or Is It Job?)

124: Sunday Scaries Can Suck a Lemon (Feat. Carol Newell!)

123: What if the Oompa Loompa Forgets the Cheesecloth?!

122: What... What Even Is This?

121: The Benevents of Boredom (Feat. Greg Benevent!)

120: Last Hallo-hurrah (Feat. Kyle Petryla!)

119: Self Care With a Flair!

118: A Good Old-Fashioned *REDACTED* Return (Feat. Nina Dicker!)

117: Captain Too-Far, The Wedding Crasher!

116: Is It Seasonal AFFECTIVE or Seasonal EFFECTIVE Disorder?

115: Hire! That! Giant! (To Help You Through Your First Trip!)

114: The Seinfeld Showdown (Feat. Kyle Petryla AND Cole Clayton!)

113: Pumpkin Splice (Feat. Kyle Petryla!)

112: New Jobs, Same Old Slobs (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

110: BirthDANs (Feat. Mars O'Neill!)

109: We Should Teach Our Kids Media Literacy (Oh Wait, We Are? Cool.)

108: History Over, and Over, and Over!

107: We, Used to Party! We Used, We Used to Party!

106: Talkin' Smack And Eatin' Snacks!

105: Well Red Flags (Feat. Nerra Muhammad!)

104: Bon Jovi Makes Plants Grow (Feat. Irene Gomes!)

103: The Sub-Where-iner (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

102: 'Daddy' is Ruined Forever, My Kids Call Me 'Bruh'!

101: Spatchcocked (Feat. Nina Dicker!)

100: That's It, That's the Title (Feat. Orchid Cameron!)

99: What's (First) Love Got to Do With It?

98: Hometown Hijinx!

97: Mother's DAN!

96: Victoria Victorious (Fashion!)

95: Hardy Potter (The Books That Made Us!)

94: Nobody Yearns for the Mines (Child Labor)!

93: Just A Modern Colosseum? (Sports!)

92: Martin Luther and Mozart Thought Farts Were Funny, Why Can't We? (Physical Comedy)

91: You're Lucky Dino Didn't Dress Like Beyonce (Our Relationship With Work!)

90: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (Because Kids Grow So Damn Fast) (Feat. Tyjuan Lewis!)

89: Bruncha Cowards (Feat. Paul Naegle!)

88: That's the Devil!

87: Conspiracy Land (Feat. Drew Landry!)

86: When the Taxman's in Town and At's Outta Town That's SLO!

85: The Kid Culture Chart (Feat. Carol Newell!)

84: First Time for Everything, Third Time He's Here (Feat. John D. Ruddy!)

83: In Over Your Pizza Hoodie/Head (Feat. Tilted Cone!)

82: Chambord, Ice Cream, and Vicodin/How We Self-Medicate (Feat. Teddy Margas!)

81: Cole in Egypt (Feat. Jaylan Salah!)

80: Love in Benghazi (Our New Years Show!)

79: Zoomer Education (Feat. Kealeen Griffin!)

78: Awkward Uber Driver!

77: Have a Happy Hollie-Day/Holiday Memories (Feat. Hollie Harper!)

76: Real-Life Shenanigans/Pranks We Pulled As Kids (Feat. The Square Table Degenerates)!

75: Vacations All We Ever Wanted? (Feat. Timi Mason!)

74: How Relationships (And Our Faces) Change!

73: What a Shin-Dig!/Pre-Marital Sex? (Feat. Jimmy Shin!)

72: Leen On Me/Appetizers (Feat. Kealeen Griffin!)

71: Crazy Desert Lady/Generational Brain Drain (feat. Sally Mullins!)

70: Coca-Cola Bong Water/Trends (Feat. Paul Roque!)

69: Nice. (Feat. Rebecca Kaplan!)

68: You're Not a REAL Murderer Unless You Got 3 Names (Feat. Billy Wayne Davis!)

67: Live from This App It's Online Dating!

66: High Fructose Childhood/Our Relationships With Food (Feat. Orchid Cameron!)

65: Generation Dad/Parenthood (Feat. Brett Kline!)

64: Dani Colorado!/What Really Makes a Gen Z Kid?

63: Castles are Crazy (Feat. Heather Marulli!)

62: Political Dunking Through the Ages (Feat. Peter Skobel!)

61: Birdbath Eyes/Money Troubles (Feat. Travis Clyburn!)

60: What KIND of Immortal?

59: Candy-ass COVID (Feat. Ahmed Bharoocha!)

58: The Finest of Trash (Feat. John D Ruddy!)

57: When the Dino's Away the Nieblas Will Play (Feat. Nik Nieblas!)

56: The Irish Hello (Feat. Chris Cope!)

55: It Does Something to Me, On the Real(?) (Feat. Cole Clayton!)

54: Atlas' Sleep Paralysis Demon Returns (Feat. OuterOrange!)

53: Gourmet Oreos (Feat. Paul Jacek!)

52: American Vandal Fans Rejoice (Feat. Ryan O'Flanagan!)

51: Airstrike Dat Like Button From Two Continents Away (Feat. Marco Torres!)

50: I Don't Like the Way You Move (Feat. Andy Rider!)

49: The Generation Games Part 3- It's Millennial Time!

48: Legal Ogle (Feat. Josh Ogle!)

47: The Closest He Got to Saying "OK Boomer" (Online Communities!)

46: Our Favorite Movies Where... (Feat. Diana Goodman!)

45: Heavy Metal DAN (Feat. Mike McFarland!)

44: Surpise, Copenhaver (Feat. Michael Copenhaver!)

43: Keanu Peen (Feat. Kayla Esmond!)

42: Imma Boink a Cute Dutch Boi (Feat. Emrys Hetlinger!)

41: The Generation Games Part 2- Gen X!

40: That Was 2 Boobs and a Gender Ago (Feat. Älia Meth!)

39: Your Superpower is Shoes With Good Arch Support? (Feat. Eric Newton!)

38: I Choose My Own Chaos (Feat. Nik Nieblas!)

37: You're Livin' a Lie? I'm Living Like 20 (Feat. Matt Duffy!)

36: Someone Needs a Stabbin' (Feat. Bobbie Oliver!)

35: Our Murtaugh Lists ("I'm Too Old For This Shit!")

34: "Get Me the Guy With the Manboobs" (Feat. Amanda Cohen!)

33: It's a DRY Cold! (Feat. Chris Oliver!)

32: The Generation Games Part 1- Gen Z!

31: Manny Man Meets Generation DAN (Feat. John D Ruddy!)

30: Boxing DAN!

29: Through Being Cool (Feat. John Molehill!)

28: The Metaphorical Masks We Wear (Feat. Mary Kennedy!)

27: A Parasitic Lamprey Moonlighting as a Disco Ball!

26: Holiday Hijinx (Feat. Joe Stapleton!)

25: What's Up, Power Bottoms? (Feat. Max Mielecki!)

24: Wizard Vasectomy (Feat. Dewayne White!)

23: Suddenly, Dinooooo (Feat. Demi Ellis!)

22: DAN Squared on a Secret Sleepover (Feat. Dan Grove!)

21: We Baked a Funny (Feat. Kelly Zemnickis!)

20: Social Media Sucking with a Citrus Co-Star (Feat. OuterOrange!)

19: Life After DAN (Feat. Jon DePaola!)

18: Kitty Calls BS (Feat. Danton Lamar!)

17: The Big Fat Fatty vs. the Sour Toe (Feat. Catherine "Povs" Povinelli!)

16: Video Gaming The System(s)!

15: Exit Through the Gift Shop, Guys (Feat. Caleb McDuff!)

14: Express Bus Down the Rabbit Hole (Feat. Jim Eaton!)

13: The Albums That Shaped Us! (Feat. Michael Primz!)

12: The Sins of the Father... And the Rest of Us

11: Hospital Hijinks!

10: Thirty Twenty DAN! (Feat. Diana Goodman!)

9: Less Than Full DAN?!

8: Carbonated C*m! (Nick is Disgusting lol)

7: The Spice is the COVID Vaccine!

6: Workplace (No) Worries!

5: Say "Perhaps" to Drugs!

4: Latchkey Kid vs. Tivo Kid vs. Youtube Kid!

3: First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Divorce!

2: Gettin' Boned by Student Loans!

1: Three Boomers' Kids Walk Into a Podcast...!