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Getting Hammered® — 461 episodes
Socialists Say the Darnedest Things
El-Sayed Steps on Rakes and Michelle O Has Hot Takes
Saying Goodbye and Thank You To Dolly
The Fancy Dorm Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Get In, Loser, We're Freezing Eggs and Taxing Millionaires
The Proximity To Whiteness
I Am Annoyed Anew: The Fauci Diaries
A News Odyssey
A Bison Attacks and a Farewell to Sen. Lindsey Graham
Graham Platner's Rape Allegations, Dem Reax, and Socialists Rise!
#Todayin1776 and Today: We're Celebrating the Improbable Birth of America!
Which Is Shallower: Socialists or the Reflecting Pool?
And Iran, Iran So Far Away, From This Deal?
#Todayin1776: John Adams Explains Why Jefferson Was Chosen To Write the Declaration
MK's Friend Had a Terrible Ex Named Graham and Scott Pelley Has No Perspective
#Todayin1776: Maryland Delegates Write Home For Opinions on Independence
#Todayin1776: George Washington Would Like to Get His Troops Paid, Please
#Todayin1776: The Lee Resolution for "Free and Independent States"
#Todayin1776: "Necessity Calls for Independence"
#Todayin1776: Abigail Adams Deals with Politics and the Price of Tea
Dr. Jill and the Oysterman Are Here to Gaslight You
#Todayin1776: John Adams Starts Recording His Letters So Abigail Doesn't Get Mad At Him
#Todayin1776: John Adams Writes to a Boston Merchant About Independence Momentum
Autopsy? More Like Au-sloppy, Amirite?
A Full Diaper Episode
Technical Difficulties of Redistricting
Of Nazi Tattoos and Senate Races
#Todayin1776: Joseph Ward Writes to John Adams Threats to Boston and Also A New Job
Assassination Attempt at the WH Correspondents' Dinner
#Todayin1776: George Washington Wants His Aides-de-Camp PAID
Dems Get Their W in Virginia Redistricting
It Wasn't Fartgate That Brought Down Swalwell
Bonus: Sarah Isgur on SCOTUS, the "Last Branch Standing"
John Adams Responds to "Saucy" Abigail's Remember the Ladies Letter
American Feats of Strength and a Pox on the Parties
Abigail Adams Becomes a Farmeress and Misses Her Husband
Big Arch and Medium News Coverage
Abigail Adams Asks John to Remember the Ladies
I'm Goin' Once, Goin' Twice, Sold! MK & Kelly Celebrate Capitalism
#Todayin1776: John Adams Clowns on Brits Abandoning Boston Tories
#Todayin1776: Washington's Official Proclamation on the Occupation of Boston
#Todayin1776: Washington Tells Hancock He Chased Off the Brits
Oscars, Iran, and Ordering the Surf & Turf
#Todayin1776: The British Leave Boston! A Report From Inside the City
#Todayin1776: John Adams Worries About Guns & Washington Worries About Smallpox
The Press Practices Creative Writing in Wake of Terror Attack
#Todayin1776: Washington Takes Dorchester Heights!
Boom: Iran Strikes Deconstructed
#Todayin1776: Abigail Hears the Battle for Dorchester Heights From Her Home
Bonus: The SOTU Goes from Policy to Pageantry
#Todayin1776: The Plan to Attack Boston If Hell Breaks Loose
Olympic Golds & Golden Crashouts
#Todayin1776: Adams Says Everyone Needs To Be Making Gunpowder
#Todayin1776: Poor Landon Carter's Mom Embarrasses Him in Front of George Washingon
#Todayin1776: Ben Franklin Talking About "Common Sense"
#Todayin1776: John Adams Writes To Abigail About "Common Sense"
AOC Takes the Stage and Curlers Cheat!
#Todayin1776: Congress Debates Trade With Other Countries
#Todayin1776: Washington's War Council Makes a Fateful Decision
#Todayin1776: Gunpowder, Protecting NYC, and Punctuality at the Continental Congress
#Todayin1776: John Adams Writes to Abigail on His Travels and Travails
The Myth of the Moderate Dem & Super Bowl Gab
America 250: Ben Franklin With a Report of the Committee of Secret Correspondence
America 250: Washington Tells Hancock Short Deployments Aren't Cutting It
America 250: Washington's General Orders on Prayer and Ammo
America 250 Bonus: George Washington's Letter to Phyllis Wheatley
2020 Vibes as Signaling is Up and Competence Down
Ice, ICE, and Saying It To Your Face
Don Lemon, Mamdani, and Virginia's New Gov Point the Way to Florida
Keep Calm and Eat Protein: Jenna Lee Joins to Help Us
Bonus: Venezuela Native Daniel Di Martino on His Childhood, Socialism, and Hope for the Future
Fraudsters, OnlyFans, and Venezuelan Dictators, Oh My!
Last Call For 2025
A Conservative Crash Out For Christmas
Bonus Getting Hammered Gets a Lil Hammered: Christmas Cocktails!
A Few Good Podcast Hosts
Bonus: Karen Vaites and MKH on School Closings, Literacy, and Why Them Kids Ain't Learnin' Good
Chicken Tenders & Kennedy Center
A Near-Christmas Miracle: We're Back!
Post-Election
Life After Charlie
The Hardest Working Pen in Washington
Bunker Busters & F-Bombs
We're Back... Sorta
Before We Go...
Heavy Tidings
A Summer Taste Test
Questions of Complicity
Kiss, Bow, Fist Bump
Thank You For Being Here
Equally Italian
All the President's Pencils
Here Those Elephants Were
100 Days Later
The One About the Pope
The Southern Surge: The Untold Hopeful Story on Literacy, with Karen Vaites
A Couple of Peeps
Evil Will Come with Vocal Fry
Shower Heads of State
Don't Trust the Robots
I'm Your Huckleberry
Terms of Service
Boomer Stuff
Who Brought the Journalist?
Splashdown
Now, It Can Be Told
Happy Anniversary!
Magical Thinking
Match Game
The Deal About The Deal
A German Shift
Upside Down Flags & Vocal Fry
The Edgy Episode
Live(ish) From Austin
The Gulf of America
Ads, Orders & Ultimatums
Look at This
Chicken Fried Latin
Blueberries for Smoothies
Setting Boundaries
The First Week
Hands in the Pots
A North Carolina Update: An Interview with Matt Van Swol
Biden's Farewell
I.D.G.A.F Energy
Wet & Wild
Vibe Checks
A Rough Start
Oversugared
The Holiday Spirits
The Biden System
Drones Are Weird
Start Your Morning Right
Menacing Vocal Fry
The Tale of Hunter deButts
The Love of a Father
A Thanksgiving Taste Test
Trump's Celebrity Cabinet
Transitions
Beef Tallow Not Measles
A Flawless Campaign
Election Lessons
The Results Episode
Election Day
Childlike Wonder
Silver Bullets
Started From the Bottom Now We're Here
It's Politics
The Interview
Spooky Laundry
Be Strong for the Kids
She Travels A Lot
The Great Pumpkin Tasting
VP Debate
Holistically
A Criminally Scandalous Episode
Easy Questions Only
Evidence-Free Rumor Mongering
Murder Board Yourself
The Trump-Harris Debate
Allegedly Awkward
Waves and Walks Away
A Modern Day Sex Symbol
The Owl
Goodbye, Goodbye
Long Bony Finger
Just Regular People
Tons of Bad Ideas
More Kamala
Vodka Stories
A Teleworking President
Veep's Veep
Amateur Hour: The Book Interview with Charlie Spiering
Toilet Paper Stories
Oval Awful
O Biden, Where Art Thou?
It's Joever
A New Donald
Cemetery Plots & Debt
Anyway
Veepstakes
A Trumpdate
White House Minute Clinic
Father Time
A Bonus Biden Episode
A Very Hammered Fourth of July Special
Uncharted Territories
Something is Happening
Be Who You Are
The Streisand Effect
Cracking Down On Missing Guns
Cringe Content
Sandwich Art
Goldfishgate
Shrimp Bankruptcy
Buttery Flakey Biscuits
Eyelash Privilege
Mixed Legacies
It's Not Us, It's Them
Speed Demon Stuff
Literally Shaking
Grab Bag!
The Revolution Will Be Catered
Vocal Fry and Ignorance
Gas Station News
No Whammies
A Slim Jim in a Haystack
Caves and Lumps
Newsish
Eclipse News
Wackadoodle Time
F.A.F.O
Parenting with Tim Carney
High School Calendars
Caffeine and Climate
Bloodbath and Blossoms
Coming to You From Israel
Photoshop Princess
State of the Chizza
Supreme Clowns
Sticking with the Stuff
Chik-Fil-A Truthers
Real Estate Pickles
Too Smart to Scam
Dead On Arrival
Memory Games
Which Way Are We Going
Numerology
Suspicious Poetry
Psy Ops
F.I.W.B
Mono a Womano
Sideburns That Stand for Something
Unintended Consequences
Is That Wrong?
How do magnets work?
A New Year's Special Episode
Snack Food Sacrifice
The Canceling of the American Mind: Book Interview with Greg Lukianoff
Staffers Gone Wild
Word Salad
Phenomenally Stupid
Decoding the Debate
Race to the Bottom
Popping Off
It's a Small World
A Hammered Holiday Special
A Smokeless Episode
Take it Outside
Tit For Tat
Giant Red Blinking Light
Be Careful What You Wish For
We Are Very Trustworthy
News You Can Use
Anti-Breaking News
Tripling Down
This is Not Clickbait
You're a Liar
Where are the Adults?
A Very Serious Episode
My Dude, You’re Gagged
The Right Reasons
The (Second) Debate Episode
Mistakes Were Made
What in the World is This?
Bipartisan Gardening News
Gardening Acts
It is an Emergency
Covid Bonanza
Let It Fly
Don't Tread On Our Martinis
Moderately Right and Moderately Reliable
The (First) Debate Episode
Everything Is Great
Back to School
Another Indictment
Our Favorite Books and Films
The Indictment Episode
A Hammered Cocktail Special
Biden Family Values
Mustard Skittles
How Politicians Get Rich
The Person Who Had a Sandwich
It Was the Smoked Salmon
Inflation Wings
This is Not Normal
A Hammered Fourth of July Special
Water for the President
State of the Race
No Regrets
Let's Go to the Tape
Everyone's Kids
A French Farce
None Of This Affects You
Navel-gazing
Almost Functional
The Jingle Show
A Boondoggle
Beer and Baseball
A Monkey Pox Moment
A Tin Foil Show
Arms Wide Open
Gas Station News
So Many Scandals
Stunning and Brave
Building Bridges
2024 Babies
Original Bobos
Here to Help
We Have Reach
Goat News
Coyote and Roadrunner
What's in your wallet?
The Discourse Marches On
Choco Choco Chip
Let’s Lower the Bar
Be a Goldfish
Generation Why
Congealed Salads
Stolen Youth: The Book Interview with Bethany Mandel and Karol Markowicz
Trying to be Grown Ups
An Update Show
Journalists Against Truth
Odd and Ill-advised
They’re Censoring Again
Now It Can Be Told
She Didn’t Show, She Told
Smooch of the Union
Vic Fest
It’s About the Finesse
It Just Is
Big Babies
Fun Times
Gaslighting About Gaslighting
Second Annual Birth Story
Drunk on Memories
Speaker or Baby
Late in the Game
Just Goofin'
Comorbid Cohosts
Grandma Killers
SBF’d Up
Trust No One But Us
Millions of Dollars and Thousands of Shrimp
A Tale of Two Billionaires
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
The Woke Mob
Operation Thanksgiving
More Is Better
Bahama Mamas
The Report Card Is In
Midterm Election Update
The Red Wave
Free Expression News
Midterm Elections with Josh Kraushaar
Midterm Elections with Josh Holmes
News For Your Health
Let Them Eat Cones
Democracy Dies In Dusk
Libertarian and Lazy
Disaster Heels
October Surprise
Tennessee Orange
We Get Things Done
Audible Saliva
Monkee Business
It's a No From Us
And Another Thing
Give Me My Petrol
The Season of Mary Katharine
Mar-a-lago Souvenirs
Inflation Spice Latte
Elf Tossing
Pumpkin Spice Booster
Their Failure, Your Wallet.
The FBI’s Fishing Expedition
Too Many Phonies
Skepticism is Your Friend
How to Get Through It
Resilient Parenting
Snowflake Weepies
Soft Launching a Recession
One Velveeta Martini, please!
A Very Hammered Special
Billionaire Bites
World Powers, man
A New Low
20,000 Calories
Corroboration Nation
Let's Run The Facts
Nanny State
You Love to Hear it
Divorcée Getaway
Caviar Bumps
Autonomy for the Children
Retweets Are Not Endorsements
Closing Argument
Temporarily Woke
Prayers for Uvalde
The Update Show
Swing and a Mis(information)
Good Faith
Bottle Half Full
House Call
Bad Actors
A Supreme Leak
Fauci Flip-Flops
Musk (Officially) Owns the Libs
Performance Art
Flyin' High
Ripe for a Hostile Takeover
Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
The Bully Who Cried Victim
Are the Kids Alright?
How Does It Feel?
The Slap Heard 'Round the World
What's Worse?
Underprepared and Overcaffeinated
We're All Zoomers Now
Counterpoint: No
You get canceled! You get canceled! Everyone gets canceled!
Playing Softball With The CDC
No More Cussin'
Before You Pour Out That Vodka . . .
Hand Over The Mimosa
Under Pressure
We Have Words
Tanked
Freedom, Eh?
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Whoopsies!
The Right Misinformation
It's Personal
The Fifty Yard Scream
A 'Minor Incursion'
Mask-off Face-off
'And That Time is Every Day'
Not Today, Saban
Playing Dirty
Snowmicron!
Christmas Special: Babes in Toyland Review
BBB, RIP
It's All About the Benjamins
The Ideas Man
Tell Us Something We Don't Know
Gluttons for Punishment
La Science, C'est Moi
Censored
Thanksgiving Special
It's a Squeeze
Drama Drama Drama
What's Le Plan
Saving(s) and Spending
Upsets
A Numbers Game
The Baby Episode
Uncancellable
The B Word
We're Going There
Empty Shelves Full of Gender-Neutral Toys
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