All Episodes

Gift Horse 140: Believable Car Situations / Here's Why You're Not Ready for the Duck Sound

Gift Horse 139: Naturally Converging on Van Art / More About That in Book Two

Gift Horse 138: Couch-side Hot Sauce Caddy / Impeccably Poppins

Gift Horse 137: Body! Stand Near While Face Love! / Phantom of the Opera Jr.

Gift Horse 136: Show Me a Yam / The Little Grouchy Truth

Gift Horse 135: King of the Weens / Advice for Moms or Uncles

Gift Horse 134: Another Hot Addition to This Extremely Sexy Podcast / Striking While the Duck Is Weak

Gift Horse 133: A Caked-Up Frog / Glamping for Bats

Gift Horse 132: Why an 8 Ball / 360 Stunt Machine

Gift Horse 131: Ham Lifers / A Penguin Who Is Going to Be Your Dad

Gift Horse 130: Riding High on Tracy Fumes / Wonka Is the Prime Mover

Gift Horse 129: Mike Meginnis Lives Safely in Iowa City / All-Purpose Autumn Bowl

Gift Horse 128: Advanced Jumble / Grimly Bopping It

Gift Horse 127: One of the Lesser Blobs / Very Strong Yet Doomed

Gift Horse 126: Borne Aloft by Beans / Fragments of a Man and a Man's Life

Gift Horse 125: There's Municipal Codes to Consider / One of Four Exotic Birds

Gift Horse 124: A Gun with Present Bullets / Grogu, the Event Horizon

Gift Horse 123: The Urban Snacker / Permission to Try Manchego

Gift Horse 122: The Standard QWERTY Layout / Infinite Hamlet Fanfictions

Gift Horse 121: I'll Cop to Light Punching / Chocolate's a Trap

Gift Horse 120: Touch Is How You Know You're Being Pressed / Gross Beyond the Normal Remit

Gift Horse 119: A Coterie of Favorite Items / My Eternal Battle Against Your Anhedonia

Gift Horse 118: Unfit to Plant Pumpkins / Por Qué No Los Tres

Gift Horse 117: Kiryu's Coveted Retirement / I'd Kill to Be in Glimmer Train

Gift Horse 116: Snuggling the Anemone / Up There, Crimewise

Gift Horse 115: A Rooter Through and Through / The Progenitor Sock

Gift Horse 114: One of Your Toilet Ideas / Bumpy Chicken Valuation

Gift Horse 113: Fourteen Years Down, Forever to Go / A Very Small Stake in the Elephant

Gift Horse 112: Undress the McNuggets / Lotta Dreams Wrapped Up in a Poncho

Gift Horse 111: I Havb No Condsenandts / A Lean, Twelve-Minute Dolphin Show

Gift Horse 110: Leave the Frog Alone / Protein-Rich Super Soup

Gift Horse 109: Full of Potatoes, Drizzled with Chutneys / The Final Reuben

Gift Horse 108: Hotdogged Your Heels Again / I'm Claiming Poncho

Gift Horse 107: The Vitamin We Call C / I'm the Tubi Button

Gift Horse 106: Dads Need DVDs / The Aimless Trampolining of My Youth

Gift Horse 105: The Quintessence of Toadness / Silently the Mayor

Gift Horse 104: Romantic Bloodsport / Probably Runes

Gift Horse 103: That's My Apple Style / Mailman's Gonna Get His

Gift Horse 102: My Mosas / Who Doesn't Love a Sailor?

Gift Horse 101: My Biome Is a Prison / Six Cats and Three Black Ties

Gift Horse 100: Become the Minotaur / True, Accurate, Incisive, Hurtful, Damning

Mini Horse 002: Doctors Said It Was Impossible

Gift Horse 099: Microsoft Edge (Where the Filth Lives) / Extra Large Horse Slicker

Gift Horse 098: Sophisticated, Masculine, Yet Artsy Suburban Loft / 26+ Medical Doctors

Gift Horse 097: We Know You're Clean / I Can't Gift Them God

Gift Horse 096: And Now, Over to Shaq / Toxic Day-Glo Camouflage TallBoys

Gift Horse 095: Geonnifer / Oviraptor's Rejoinder

Gift Horse 094: Herbie Is in Peril / Don't Eat Me; I'm Not Nerds

Gift Horse 093: Nothing But Corpse Flowers / Mark Twain Life Preserver

Gift Horse 092: The Right Epping / The Beauty of a Student Wine

Gift Horse 091: Your Organization's Preferred HDMI Cable / Mechanical Stank Reproduction

Gift Horse 090: Three Thrilling Grandpa Outfits / Not to Be Confused with Gumbo

Gift Horse 089: Previous Vest Phases / Marital Buckets

Gift Horse 088: Cat Lover Dot Com / What Steve Believes about Free Speech

Gift Horse 087: All Swagger / The Second Hammock

Gift Horse 086: Capital Turkey Crimes / Their Renowned Dutch

Gift Horse 085: Show Me Your Coolest Fonts / Beard Up for Winter

Gift Horse 084: Twin Bald Baby Bullfighters / Lacking the Hail Mary Mentality

Gift Horse 083: Trophy Ghost / A Puppet for Michael Caine

Gift Horse 082: Zack Is in This One / Blood Is the Gold of the Body

Gift Horse 081: Someday Death Will Find You (Honey) / A Hateful Roux

Gift Horse 080: Experimental Background Gorilla / Not the Deck But the Porch, the Back Porch, Under the Tree, Next to Where the Grill Is, Or Was

Gift Horse 079: A Safe But Rad Cat / My Very Similar Approach to Dracula

Gift Horse 078: Roundabout Revolution / No One Has Ever Kicked a Bird

Gift Horse 077: Body-Friendly Cavity / De-Camp to Re-Gerb

Gift Horse 076: Holding Space for Flarf / Top Scrummer

Gift Horse 075: B-Grade Ozymandias / Ruin the Solarium with Art

Gift Horse 074: The Most Forgiving Hat / Eventual Gnar

Gift Horse 073: Redd Bumpey's Berry Wonderland / Bad Faith Reply Annihilation Bots

Gift Horse 072: Land of Corn and Plenty / Modular Pre-Fab Rube Goldberg Toolkit

Gift Horse 071: Like Everyone Do / Chore Coat Blazer Spectrum

Gift Horse 070: The Pure Gold Grimace / 101 Defunct Dogs

Gift Horse 069: Knockin' on the Door of Good / I'm a Hoot When No One's Around

Gift Horse 068: Currently No Pegleg / No Alternative But to Chill Out Completely

Gift Horse 067: Monster Translation Fairies / The Godzilla Continuity

Gift Horse 066: The Crown-Encrusted Goober / Ukulele Tombstone

Gift Horse 065: Triple Tube Monstrosities / 1300 Pounds of Swinging Cousin

Gift Horse 064: Schmored Napes, or Nord Grapes / Evocative Cheeto Reproductions

Gift Horse 063: Twilight Shower Escapade / Luxury Rubber Ducks

Gift Horse 062: A Stealthy, Watchful Friend / Superkicking Albert Einstein

Gift Horse 061: Internal Structural Buttress / Loud Enough for All

Gift Horse 060: Elite Cadre of Awkwardness Detectors / GrandMA, GrandMA, GrandMA

Gift Horse 059: Horse Game Code Monkeys / Liverpool Horse Banishment

Gift Horse 058: America's Love Affair with Ed / Free Yes Free Above-Ground Pool

Gift Horse 057: Imagine Cows / No Interest in Speed

Gift Horse 056: Popcorn-Lovin', Flick-Flingin' Fiends / The Camera is Rooster

Gift Horse 055: Zucchini Pretender / Aftercare, or Sustained Delight

Gift Horse 054: Classical Brown Chicken / The Furthest Thing from Lads

Gift Horse 053: Trundle Less / Teetering on Mean

Gift Horse 052: Deep Sword Lore / During Peening

Gift Horse 051: Many Ducks Are Yoders / Writhing Spaghetti

Gift Horse 050: Stinker Card for the Tier 6 Friend / Make the Food Kiss

Gift Horse 049: Br**e W**ne / Knowledge of His Bat Donation

Gift Horse 048: A Bro's Embrace of Hands / The Onion Nugget Petition