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Glorious Schlock — 217 episodes

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Episode_42-7 Connor wanted to talk about Lazarus but we ran out of time

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Episode_42-6 Talking about the drama surrounding The Drama

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Episode_42-5 Project Hail Mary and Ryan Gosling's touching friendship with a rock creature

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Episode_42-4 Some pointless speculation about the Mandalorian movie (which will most likely be wrong)

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Episode_42-3 Super Mario Galaxy and the recent video game movie trend

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Episode_42-2 Looking ahead at what the rest of the year has in store for us

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Episode_42-1 Since everyone else is talking about Nolan's Odyssey...

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Episode_41-6 Tron: Ares was actually really good, go see it! (Oh wait, it's too late...)

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Episode_41-5 So what does a Kathleen Kennedy-less future look like for Star Wars?

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Episode_41-4 Speaking of franchises with nowhere to go, let's talk about Star Wars!

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Episode_41-3 So where does James Cameron take the Avatar franchise from here?

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Episode_41-2 Avatar 3 is one of the most redundant sequels ever made

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Episode_41-1 Avatar 3 should be called Fire and Stuff, because this movie is nothing but stuff

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Episode_40-5 Nat and Sean also saw One Battle After Another, and they loved that too

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Episode_40-4 Connor and Mike finally get to talk about how Andor is the greatest thing ever

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Episode_40-3 Nat and Sean saw Weapons and they loved it

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Episode_40-2 Connor saw Jodorowsky's Dune, so we must drop everything else to discuss it

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Episode_40-1 Sean saw Minecraft but doesn't want to talk about it, so we talk about other things instead

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Episode_39-6 The James Bond franchise is now in the hands of the f***ing idiots at Amazon

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Episode_39-5 Spider-Man vs. Batman- Sony is considering buying Warner Bros.

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Episode_39-4 The obligatory Star Wars segment

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Episode_39-3 28 Years Later is about Brexit, not zombies, apparently

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Episode_39-2 Is Mission:Impossible- The Final Reckoning the ultimate M:I film?

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Episode_39-1 James Gunn's Superman movie is the most Superman

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Episode_38-3 Sinners proves that more Michael B. Jordan can only make a movie better

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Episode_38-2 Thunderbolts: a good new Marvel movie, finally (that is not Deadpool or Guardians of the Galaxy)?

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Episode_38-1 Mike saw (half of) Snow White for some reason

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Episode_37-5 Cancel culture is dead, may it never return

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Episode_37-4 Brave New World: a new low for the MCU?

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Episode_37-3 Pure randomness: part 2

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Episode_37-2 Mickey 17 was good apparently

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Episode_37-1 Pure randomness: part 1

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episode_36-4 Emelia Perez was so bad we talk about other stuff instead

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episode_36-3 Emelia Perez betrays just how out of touch Hollywood is

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Episode_36-2 Mike's list of reasons why Section 31 proves that Alex Kurtzman is just the worst part 2

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Episode_36-1 Mike's list of reasons why Section 31 proves that Alex Kurtzman is just the worst part 1

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Episode_35-7 Is Warner Bros. about to perform a fatality on Mortal Kombat 1?

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Episode_35-6 Nat discovers the greatness of Metroidvanias

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Episode_35-5 Connor relives his childhood talking about Star Wars Battlefront

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Episode_35-4 Assessing the current state of Star Wars

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Episode_35-3 Connor was the only person to watch Skeleton Crew

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Episode_35-2 Nosferatu is amazing... not Kick Ass

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Episode_35-1 Nosferatu is so great we can barely talk about it

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Episode_34-8 Will Sony buy Kadokawa?

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Episode_34-7 Conclave: the politics of religion

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Episode_34-6 Does The Apprentice make a certain president's ass look fat?

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Episode_34-5 The Substance is a filthy pervert movie, so go see it

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Episode_34-4 Mike gushes over Naomi Scott in Smile 2

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Episode_34-3 Wicked- the biggest thing in movies this holiday season

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Episode_34-2 Revisiting the original Gladiator, a movie that absolutely did not need a sequel

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Episode_34-1 Gladiator II- The most unnecessary sequel ever made?

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Episode_33-6 What is wrong with the gaming industry?

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Episode_33-5 Playstation and XBox continue their race into irrelevancy

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Episode_33-4 ...Or was Todd Phillips raping the Joker with love?

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Episode_33-3 Did Todd Phillips intentionally sabotage Joker 2...

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Episode_33-2 Connor has even hotter takes about Rebel Moon and Zack Snyder

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Episode_33-1 Connor has some hot takes about Alien: Romulus

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Episode_32-7 Nat and Monica saw Inside Out 2 and it made them feel things

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Episode_32-6 Warner Bros Games may be up for sale soon

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Episode_32-5 XBox fans get everything late cause Microsoft is stupid

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Episode_32-4 The Minecraft trailer looks so awful we want another Garfield movie instead

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Episode_32-3 Deadpool and Wolverine is so great we have nothing to say about it

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Episode_32-2 The most Alien Aliens movie that has ever Aliens'd

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Episode_32-1 Our Alien Romulus review: brought to you by Discord!

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Episode 31-6 Longlegs is great, go see it!

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Episode 31-5 Sean saw Jodorowsky's Dune so we talk about Neil Breen instead

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Episode 31-4 Mahvel's back, baby! (except for XBox)

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Episode 31-3 The Wookipedia Drama surrounding The Acolyte

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Episode 31-2 Is The Acolyte any good?

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Episode 31-1 So we watched Acolyte

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Episode_30-5 Challengers makes a mess out of the very idea of themes and structure

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Episode_30-4 The challenge of trying to break down the convoluted plot of Challengers

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Episode_30-3 Challengers: the most expensive and unambiguously gay Italian B-movie ever made

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Episode_30-2 Furiosa is so awesome that we talk about video games instead

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Episode_30-1 Trying (and failing) to talk about how great Furiosa is

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Episode_29-5 Finding some meaning in Civil War

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Episode_29-4 How does Civil War stack up against Alex Garland's other films?

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Episode_29-3 Why do people even like Zack Snyder anyways?

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Episode_29-2 Rebel Moon part 2 was so stupid it broke our brains

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Episode_29-1 Some of us saw Godzilla x Kong and want to talk about it

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Episode_28-6 The Clerks cartoon, George Lucas and Doctor Sleep

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Episode_28-5 Star Wars, Jar Jar Binks, and Seinfeld

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Episode_28-4 Commiserating about the current state of video games, part 2

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Episode_28-3 Extended gushing over Dune: Part Two, part 2

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Episode_28-2 Dune: Part Two is a cinematic masterpiece

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Episode_28-1 Some random musings about writers and directors before we talk about Dune

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Episode_27-7 Some random musings before we sign off

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Episode_27-6 Bob Iger's never-ending Disney drama

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Episode_27-5 Debating Godzilla's gender and Gina Carano's potential lawsuit against Disney

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Episode_27-4 Commiserating about the current state of video games

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Episode_27-3 What does Microsoft's new strategy mean for the future of consoles?

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Episode_27-2 Struggling to stay on topic while discussing Argylle

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Episode_27-1 Argylle was frustrating and disappointing

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Episode_26-5 Furiously jumping all over Poor Things

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Episode_26-4 Essential Schlock- Neil Breen's Fateful Findings

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Episode_26-3 Aquaman 2 is possibly the first movie produced by Guinness

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Episode_26-2 Rebel Moon is one of the most generic and yet confusing things we've ever watched

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Episode_26-1 Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon is the worst Warhammer 40K movie ever made

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Episode_25-5 Saltburn is deeply disturbing, so go watch it

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Episode_25-4 Jodorowsky's Dune is the gift that just keeps on giving

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Episode_25-3 In awe of the greatness of Neil Breen's oeuvre

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Episode_25-2 The frustration of having to settle for the incomplete edit of Ridley Scott's Napoleon for now

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Episode_25-1 X-Men, Priscilla and sex pests

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Episode_24-7 Some final thoughts on Jodorowsky's Dune before we go

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Episode_24-6 Nat watched The Marvels for some reason

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Episode_24-5 Star Wars vs Marvel: which franchise is currently in a worse state?

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Episode_24-4 The absolute insanity of Jodorowsky's Dune

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Episode_24-3 The unrealized ambition of David Lynch's Dune

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Episode_24-2 Wishing we could say more nice things about The Creator

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Episode_24-1 Feeling disappointed and deceived by the finale of Ahsoka

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Episode_23-5 The Snyderverse looks to be dying with a whimper with Aquaman 2

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Episode_23-4 Mike saw Clerks 3 and has some strong opinions on it

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Episode_23-3 The WGA strike, The Last Jedi and what happened to writing in Hollywood

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Episode_23-2 So how well-written are the characters in Ahsoka?

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Episode_23-1 Ahsoka is the most Filoni thing ever, for better and worse

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Episode_22-3 Everyone has the wrong opinion about Barbie

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Episode_22-2 Oppenheimer and Nolan's legacy in cinema

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Episode_22-1 Mission Impossible and how Tom Cruise is saving Hollywood right now

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Episode_21_Part_2-6 KOTOR, lore fidelity and identity in Star Wars

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Episode_21_Part_2-5 Disney continues to prove that they have no idea what to do with Lucasfilm

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Episode_21_Part_2-4 Nat tries to talk about Mission Impossible, but we talk about Spider-Man and Marvel instead

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Episode_21_Part_2-3 Some final thoughts on the nonsense that is Dial of Destiny

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Episode_21_Part_2-2 Indiana Jones and the Lack of Good Character Development

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Episode_21_Part_2-1 Indiana Jones and the Vanity Project of Mediocrity

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Episode_21_Part_1-3 Wes Anderson, Asteroid City and Jeff Goldblum's giant c*ck

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Episode_21_Part_1-2 Across the Spiderverse and storytelling in modern cinema

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Episode_21_Part_1-1 The Flash Review- Be They and Do Crime

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Episode_20-4 Hard times for Microsoft and XBox

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Episode_20-3 The Mario Movie is just fine

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Episode_20-2 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is a reminder of the what the MCU could have been

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Episode_20-1 The Trials and Tribulations of Modern Disney

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episode_19-7 Mike finally saw Avatar 2 and can comment on it now

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episode_19-6 Connor has some brief thoughts of the Last of Us show

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episode_19-5 Haunted Mansion is throwing IP ectoplasm at the wall to see if it sticks

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episode_19-4 Our foolish attempts to find some meaning in Quantumania

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episode_19-3 Our struggles to find some positives in Quantumania

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episode_19-2 Does the writer of the new Ant-Man movie live in the same reality as the rest of us?

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episode_19-1 Mike has some brief thoughts on the new season of Picard

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Episode_18-2 Essential Schlock- Neil Breen's Double Down

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Episode_18-1 The ongoing disaster that is the DC expanded universe

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episode_17-5 Avatar 2 didn't have enough guns or dead Na'vi

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episode_17-4 The Fist of Vader

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episode_17-3 Give all your money to Babylon now

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episode_17-2 Avatar 2 is like the Phantom Menace and that's a positive somehow

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episode_17-1 James Cameron, Disney and *ssholes

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Episode_16-6 Is Tár as pretentious as its detractors say?

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Episode_16-5 Some thoughts on the new Dad of War & the ongoing ActiBlizz clusterf*ck

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Episode_16-4 Quentin Tarantino said a thing and everyone lost their minds... again

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Episode_16-3 The Menu was delicious

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Episode_16-2 Turns out karma's a bitch for both Disney and Yuji Naka

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Episode_16-1 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever- a funeral for the MCU?

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Episode_15-5 Alien vs Predator vs Halloween

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Episode_15-4 Doctor Sleep and other legacy sequels

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Episode_15-3 The Shining still holds up 42 years later

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Episode_15-2 Mike hates Keiji Inafune for very good reasons

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Episode_15-1 Evil Dies Tonight- Halloween and other horror franchises that just will not end

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Glorious Schlock Special- Black Adam conversation with Jesse World

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Episode_14-4 Nat saw The Woman King for some reason

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Episode_14-3 Stadia's dead and what it means for the games industry

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Episode_14-2 Connor and Monica saw Nope

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Episode_14-1 Some babbling about sci-fi before we talk about Nope

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Episode_13-4 Jedi, Supermen and character arcs

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Episode_13-3 We actally watched Kenobi

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Episode_13-2 Prey and representation in Hollywood

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Episode_13-1 Prey: the best Predator sequel?

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Episode_12-4 80's franchises that need to end

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Episode_12-3 Discussing Simon Pegg's comments about the Star Wars fandom

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Episode_12-2 Mining amusement and content from Warner Bros' and Sony's shenanigans

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Episode_12-1 William Shatner is both right and wrong about new Star Trek

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Episode_11-5 Nat saw Ambulance for some reason

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Episode_11-4 Star Wars just keeps pulling us back in

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Episode_11-3 A slight detour about video games

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Episode_11-2 Production issues and Marvel's current lack of direction

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Episode_11-1 We saw Thor and Mike hated it

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Episode_10-3 Nat saw Jurassic World Dominion for some reason

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Episode_10-2 Top Gun Maverick proves Joseph Kosinski is the master of the soft-reboot

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Episode_10-1 Men, Annihilation and the disturbing brilliance of Alex Garland (spoilers)

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Episode_09-5 James Cameron's Avatar is furry bait

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Episode_09-4 Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse Boogaloo

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Episode_09-3 What is the worst superhero movie of all time?

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Episode_09-2 Directors' voices in movies

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Episode_09-1 Doctor Strange and the MCU of Madness

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Episode_08-3 Darksaber- Star Wars schlock at its finest

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Episode_08-2 Conventions, the Oscars and superhero movies

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Episode_08-1 E3 is dead... finally

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Episode_07-4 Star Wars names are the worst

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Episode_07-3 The best Batman and the future of the DCEU

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Episode_07-2 The casting of the The Batman

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Episode_07-1 The Batman

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Episode_06-5 Retro-gaming is the future because the modern industry sucks

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Episode_06-4 How will Sony respond to Microsoft's $68bil. flex?

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Episode_06-3 The legendary clusterfuck that is Heaven's Gate

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Episode_06-2 AVP- Autism vs. Predators

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Episode_06-1 The new Scream movie hates Star Wars fans

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Episode_05-3 The many peaks and valleys of the old Star Wars EU

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Episode_05-2 The West Side Story remake... was good

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Episode_05-1 The new Matrix movie was... a movie

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Episode_04-4 The influence of cultural trends on corporate decisions

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Episode_04-3 At what point is fanservice too much?

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Episode_04-2 It's not about the characters, it's about the toys

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Episode_04-1 Ghostbusters- exploiting nostalgia for fun and profit

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Episode_03-5 Some rambling about Ridley Scott, Warner Bros. and other things

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Episode_03-4 Denis Villeneuve is the Kwisatz Haderach of modern sci-fi cinema

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Episode_03-3 Back to the Eternals, it was as forgettable as Aquaman

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Episode_03-2 Black Widow and X-Men were better, let's talk about those instead

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Episode_03-1 The Eternals was boring and confusing

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Episode_02-4 The future of Star Wars

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Episode_02-3 Disney, do you know what an arc is?

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Episode_02-2 The wasted potential of the sequel trilogy

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Episode_02-1 How we feel about Star Wars and what Marcia Lucas said

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Episode_01-7 - Tommy Wiseau and Christopher Nolan (basically the same person)

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Episode_01-6 - The Wachowskis, Tron and Reboots

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Episode_01-5 - More Matrix... and Assassin's Creed and Stephen King for some reason

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Episode_01-4 - The Great Derailment

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Episode_01-3 - The Matrix, Ghost in the Shell and their Influence

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Episode_01-2 - Shang-Chi/Marvel Discussion

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Episode_01-1 - Zack Snyder, Aquaman and Dune