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Go Home Bible, You're Drunk — 202 episodes

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Episode 203: The Christian Tax and War with Iran

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Episode 202: Reflections on MKL Jr.

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Episode 201: Philip Yancey and the Bad Bible Award

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Episode 200: Changes and why Doug Wilson is awful.

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Episode 199: 2025 Reflections and 2026 Predictions

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Episode 198: Replacing old traditions with new ones

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Episode 197: We won the war on Christmas and Jesus' lineage is wild.

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Episode 196: Christmas Traditions and Luke's Prophets

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Episode 195: Are Evangelicals Christians? Also Parables aren't the best way to teach anything.

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Episode 194: Shifting faith and holiday prep with Jeremy Schumacher

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Episode 193: Gideon and other people that aren't good at their jobs

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Episode 192: Political Figures as Biblical Characters

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Episode 191: Conspiracy Theories and Charlie Kirk with Transvangelical

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Episode 190: Can we wish for someone's death?

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Episode 189: RIP James Dobson (Remember when that happened?)

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Episode 188: Lot's Wife was Robbed

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Episode 187: Too Cool for Sunday School

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Episode 186: What's Lilith Got To Do With It with Scott Okamoto

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Manly Man of God with Katharine Strange

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Episode 184: Elijah and Elisha's Oily Widows

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Episode 183: Evangelicalism's most asked questions

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Episode 182: Protest and how Paul's bigotry might disprove biblical inerrancy with Transvangelical

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Episode 181: Queer Coded Bible Characters: David and Jonathan. Also Michael Tait is a bad news boy.

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Episode 180: Queer Coded Bible Characters: Naomi and Ruth

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Episode 179: Ephesians Part 2

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Episode 178: Things Not in the Bible

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Episode 177: Ephesians Part 1

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Episode 176: Got 20 Questions

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Episode 175: What do we do when harm is done?

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Episode 174: Spiritual Gifts with Meghan Crozier

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Episode 173: Hell, the Death of Empathy and Sleep Training Infants with Jenny Wood-Carver

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Episode 172: Masculinity and Vineyard Workers with Micah Carver

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Episode 171: Golden Statues with Eric Murphy

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Episode 170: Youth Group and Michael Tate

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Episode 169: Welp here we go again with Transvangelical

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Episode 168: Here I Come to Worship

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Episode 167: What in the Inauguration

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Episode 166: The Daniel Diet

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Episode 165: New Year with Kevin Garcia

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Episode 164: Jesus has strong opinions about the seating chart

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Episode 163: CEOS, Christmas and Benjamin Faye

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Episode 162: Feelings about Christmas

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Episode 161: Christian Marriage and taking care of yourself in these times.

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Episode 160: Election Reflection

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Episode 159: Anti-Abortion Influencers and Toxic Forgiveness

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Episode 158: On Lust and Bluey

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Episode 157: Immigration and Bad Faith

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Episode 156: The Excess Supply of Men

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Episode 155: Our Haitian neighbors

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Episode 154: Got Questions about Abishag

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Episode 153: Romans 13 and We Need More Weeks!

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Episode 152: Exvangelical and Beyond with Blake Chastain

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Episode 151: Wee Little Men

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Episode 150: The Poor

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Episode 149: Matthew 13 and Why We Leave

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Episode 148: The Armor of God

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Episode 147: Weaponized Forgiveness

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Episode 146: Deborah is pretty badass and more that a few Christians are liars

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Episode 145: Solomon's Wisdom

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Episode 144: Why can't they admit they are wrong?

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Episode 143: Samuel's mom was a bad mom

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Episode 142: Was Paul a Sex Worker featuring Transvangelical and Wyld Violet

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Episode 141: On Blackface and Axeheads

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Episode 140: Biblical Misogyny

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Episode 139: The day the sun stood still

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Episode 138: Of Bears and Eternal Torment

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Episode 137: This one only comes out if you don't eat

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Episode 136: Miriam is kinda racist with Benjamin Faye

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Episode 135: Of Furnaces and Eclipses

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Episode 134: Shooting the Sh*t with Transvangelical

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Episode 133: Jacob's Procreation Chaos

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Episode 132: We blame Martin Luther and AI for most of this

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Episode 131: IVF madness and the polite history of reverse colonization.

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Episode 129: Content Warning Debrief

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Episode 128: The Bible's greatest sex scenes with Scott Okamoto

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Episode 127: Revelation the Third

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Episode 126: Why do Christian men hate women?

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Episode 125: Revelation, the Second Part

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Episode 124: Responsible Ejaculation, Foreskins, and Michal with special guest Meghan Crozier

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Episode 123: Revelation Part 1: Why do we do this to ourselves

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Episode 122: Neuralink and the Golden Rule

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Episode 121: Christian Superstitions

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Episode 120: Human Sacrifice is the reason for the season

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Episode 119: Are we Brainwashed?

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Episode 118: Top Ten Biblical Contradictions

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Episode 117: Galatians part Deux; This sh*t is Bananas

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Episode 116: The Pilgrims Regress

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Episode 115: Galatians Part 1 and why megachurch pastors need their hard drives searched.

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Episode 114: Jezebel ain't godless

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Episode 113: Jehoshaphat: A Stable Military Genius

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Episode 112: Reflections on Nudity, Israel, and Palestine

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Episode 111: Is it Spiritual Warfare or do you just have anxiety?

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Episode 110: Two Creations Too Many

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Episode 109: Peter Dreams of Ham

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Episode 108: Flamey, Stephen, and the Evangelical Persecution Complex

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Episode 107: Aliens, The Ark of the Covenant, and coming out as affirming

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Episode 106: No Ark No Problem

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Episode 105: Elijah burns it all down.

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Episode 104: Wandering in Wilderness because Reasons

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Episode 103: Mormonism and MDMA

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Episode 102: 1 Timothy part Deux: 2 Tims, 2 Many.

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Episode 101: Love the Sinner; Hate the Sin.

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Episode 100: We are just getting started

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Episode 99: Dunk on 1 Timothy Part 1

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Episode 98: Justin and Tori Shoot the Sh*t

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Episode 97: The Proverbs 31 Woman

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Episode 96: Esther with April Ajoy

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Episode 95: Hosea's love isn't love

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Episode 94: Capitalism, Government, and Christianity

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Episode 93: Wherein we talk about Easter and make bad predictions.

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Episode 92: Top Ten Weirdest Bible Stories

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Episode 91: Not having all the answers is good with Lindsay Fickas

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Episode 90: Purity Culture and the Gospel Coalition with Anna Beahm

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Episode 89: A Revival of the Prayer of Jabez

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Episode 88: A Revival of Tongues

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Episode 87: Onan was killed for spilling some seed

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Episode 86: Conflict, Community, and Andy Stanley

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Episode 85: Joseph had a coat and Jesus wasn't dead for 3 days

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Episode 84: Absalom and Janice Lagata!

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Episode 83: Of Davids and Goliaths

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Episode 82: Merry War on Christmas with Brad Onishi

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Episode 81: Dreams, Visions, and Marriage

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Episode 80: Scams and Charities

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Episode 79: Come, Now is the Time to Worship with Alycea the Transvangelical

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Episode 78: Shooting the Sh*t

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Episode 77: Community Guidelines

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Episode 76: Moses got Grifted

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Episode 75: Moses gets Burnt

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Episode 74: The Witch of Endor was a good neighbor

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Episode 73: The Answer to Climate Change is not in Genesis

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Episode 72: So you want to know about the Supreme Court with Andrew Seidel

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Episode 71: Welcome to Christian Park

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Episode 70: For I don't really have a plan for you

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Episode 69: Melchizedek? I never even knew him!

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Episode 68: Achan got stoned, the Queen is dead, and black elves are fine.

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Episode 67: Tithes and Grifts

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Episode 66: Drink that Golden Calf

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Episode 65: John the Baptist loses his head

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Episode 64: Journey to Hell is Real

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Episode 63: Heaven is kinda kinky

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Episode 62: We Stan Queen Vashti but not Olive Garden

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Episode 61: Move over Martha, Mary Magdalene is here.

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Episode 60: Private School; No Rules

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Episode 59: Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

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Episode 58: The Southern Baptist Convention is wild y'all

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Episode 57: Lesbian Kisses and Fiery Furnaces

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Episode 56: Baptists are gonna Baptist and Lepers are gonna Leper.

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Episode 55: I am as evil as I want to be

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Episode 54: The SBC and Televangelists aren't alright.

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Episode 53: Jesus says, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.

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Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today

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Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus

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Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

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Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk

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Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons

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Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus

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Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections

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Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree

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Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter

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Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code

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Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight

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Episode 41: Nothing says I love you like 10 plagues.

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Episode 40: What the Lent!

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Episode 39: The Ass of God

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Episode 38: Blake Chastain gets Moody

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Episode 37: David and Jonathan sitting in a tree...

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Episode 36: Boaz gets ahead

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Episode 35: Purity culture isn't for humans

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Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife

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Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.

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Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.

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Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus

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Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good

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Episode 29: God is a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.

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Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real

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Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky

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Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton

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Episode 25: Balaam the Wizard and Nome the Barbarian

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Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears

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Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel

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Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps

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Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot

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Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ

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Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi

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Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal

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Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink

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Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks

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Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions

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Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel

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Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party

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Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh

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Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm

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Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal

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Episode 9: The one about Hagar

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Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills

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Episode 7: Young Earth BS

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Episode 6: Jesus Hates Capitalism

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Episode 5: Kellogg's Frosted Flake

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Episode 4: Jericho, Guns, and a Generous Sex Worker

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Episode 3: Dinah and the Tactical use of Circumcision

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Episode 2: Zipporah got some Flint

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Episode 1: Noah You're Drunk