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DO YOU KNOW HOW INTOLERABLE YOU HAVE TO BE FOR A STRAIGHT MAN TO STOP FUCKING YOU?

HOW CAN YOU BEST NAVIGATE RELATIONSHIPS WITH DEPRESSED PEOPLE?

YOU MET YOUR FIANCÉ WHEN HE OFFERED TO CARRY YOUR WATERMELON? w/ Skylar Grey

WHEN YOU MET HIM HE WAS LIVING IN A STORAGE UNIT?

YOU’RE WAY MORE LUSCIOUS AND JUICY THAN YOU WANT TO BE?

YOU KEPT WAKING UP IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN CUM NOT SURE WHAT HAD HAPPENED?

HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND THEY’RE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP?

YOU GAVE YOUR FIRST BLOW JOB UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE TO YOUR STEPBROTHER?

WHY IS UNHEALTHY LUST SO FUN? w/ Taylor Tomlinson

YOUR MOM WAS BORDERLINE UNIMPRESSED WHEN YOU CAME OUT? w/ Trixie Mattel

YOU CAN’T WAIT TO DIE ALONE?

YOU HAVE ACRYLICS ON WHILE YOU WRESTLE? w/ Leah Van Dale

MOTHERHOOD IS A MENTAL ILLNESS?

SPAIN TURNED YOU GAY? w/ Fortune Feimster

HOW DO YOU CONFRONT A VIOLENT PSYCHOPATH?

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: HE’S THE CUM CUM BANDIT?

WHEN HE CAME OVER YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE RACCOON? w/ Miss Peppermint

THEY TOLD YOU YOUR INTERVENTION WAS A SURPRISE PARTY? w/ Margaret Cho

WHY ARE WE ALL WORKING SO HARD OVER LOVE WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN LUCRATIVE?

SEEING ANGELINA JOLIE ON THE RED CARPET WAS ALMOST PARALYZING? w/ Catt Sadler

YOU GOT YOUR PEE-PEE LICKED ON THE FDR?

HEARTBREAK IS UNIVERSAL? w/ Guy Winch

YOU LEAN ON A SMALL TRASH CAN TO TAKE NUDES? w/ Comments By Celebs

YOU HAVE A DESIGNER PUSSY?

WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR DICK WHEN IT’S IN A RAT TRAP?

#FORDAISY

HOW DO YOU FUCK WHEN YOUR MOM IS IN THE HOUSE? w/ JoJo

YOU DID COKE FOR YEARS BECAUSE YOU HIT A DEER IN NEW JERSEY? w/ Jessica Kirson

YOU GOT DEATH THREATS FROM VERY SHORT MEN? w/ Noor Elkhaldi

YOUR DAD ALWAYS HAS TAMPONS ON HIM?

DID PEOPLE FUCK IN YOUR RESTAURANT? w/ Justin Warner

HOEING IS A YOUNG MAN’S GAME?

LET THESE NERDS KISS? w/ Lauren Lapkus

GWF BONUS: A FULL PERFECT TURD PLOPPED INTO HIS HANDS?

TWO PUSSIES ARE WORSE THAN ONE?

GWF BONUS: WAS THIS A MASSIVELY UNSATISFYING SURPRISE MAN-SQUIRT?

WHY ARE WE NOT CELEBRATING RELATIONSHIPS ENDING? w/ Mark Groves

GWF BONUS: I WANT TO TEAR MY CLIT NOW?

IT’S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE SLUTTY FRIENDS?

GWF BONUS: HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A BULLHORN?

BEING WITH A WOMAN WAS LIKE WATCHING A LAW AND ORDER MARATHON?

GWF BONUS: YOU KNOW WHO’S THE BEST AT SEEMING NORMAL? PSYCHOPATHS!

THEY SAID YOUR WOMB IS PUNCHING YOUR HEART IN THE HEAD?

GWF BONUS: YOU HAVE A SMALL MOUTH AND YOU'RE MARRIED?

GWF BONUS: YOUR BOYFRIEND WOULDN’T WANT TO HELP AN UGLY PERSON?

YOU EVER MEET GIRLS WHO FLIRT WITH THEIR DADS?

GWF BONUS: FUCK IT, JUST MARRY YOUR DOG?

YOU TOOK AN UBER TO THE PSYCH WARD?

DRUNK V-DAY SPECIAL: HE USED YOUR DUVET AS A DIAPHRAGM?

HOW LONG DID YOU DRINK YOUR OWN BLOOD? w/ Matt and Kim

EPISODE 300: WE’RE BOTH VIRGIN GODDESSES?

DOES KRIS JENNER KNOW WHEN EACH OF US WILL DIE? w/ Kathy Griffin

WHERE DO CERTAIN MEN GET THAT CONFIDENCE?

*BONUS EP* CHRIS: WHAT’S A DIRTY D***?

WHAT’S MORE MASCULINE THAN TWO GUYS F******?

YOU’RE A QUEER CHRISTIAN? w/ DANIEL FRANZESE

WHY ALLOW MYSELF TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE ME?

WHAT’S THE MOST INSANE THING YOU’VE FORGIVEN? w/ RACHEL FEINSTEIN

WHAT WAS THE MOST FECES?

YOU'RE NOT THE KIND OF GAY THEY WERE EXPECTING?

DO SEX DOLLS HAVE BUTTHOLES?

WHEN DID YOU REALIZE DESMOND WAS AMAZING?

THAT’S WHERE YOU LEARNED ABOUT TITTIES?

HIT ME AND DRAW BLOOD? Live from Portland

DID YOU USED TO HAVE ABS AND THEY WENT AWAY?

YOU GOT CIRCUMCISED AT SEVEN?

DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO HATE YOUR VAGINA?

DO YOU STILL HAVE CASUAL SEX? w/Fran Drescher

ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NOT BROKEN?

WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND AS YOUR BOSS? w/JAMIE LEE

WHAT CAME FIRST -- THE BIG P*SSY OR THE SMALL C*CK?

YOU'D RATHER GIVE A BL*WJOB THAN A GIFT?

CAN YOU WIPE THIS C*M OFF THE WALL? w/MANDY STADTMILLER

HOW DO YOU CLEAN YOUR ASSHOLE IN THE BEST WAY?

SEX CAN BE LIKE COMMITTING A MURDER?

NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS? w/Las Culturistas

YOU TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE NICE TO MEN? w/BONNIE McFARLANE & RICH VOS

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GNARLY PUSSY?

DID YOU MAKE HIM COUNT YOUR FINGERS?

YOU MIGHT BE MORE GAY THAN YOU ANTICIPATED?

WHY DO I DO SEX?

EVERYONE HAD TO DIE FOR YOU TO GET FUCKED?

YOU WERE RAISED BY A CAT?

DID KEVIN SPACEY TOUCH YOUR DICK?

THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBED JERKING OFF?

YOU HAVE AVERAGE DICK ENERGY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A RANDOM GIRL IN A BAR WANTS TO GET FINGERED?

YOU COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT HOLE?

YOU GOT IN THERE AND LICKED IT?

HOW LONG DOES AMERICAN MEN DO SEX HERE?

DAN: YOU GIVE 'PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME' HEAD?

14 YEARS IN PRISON FOR BEING GAY? Recorded LIVE at Guys We Fest in Brooklyn, NY

AND THEN YOU FUCKED SOME GUY NAMED BRAD?

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ASSHOLE?

WHICH ONE OF YOU REMOVED THE TAMPON?

DO YOU WANNA BE MR. IN CHARGE OR A SWEET YOUNG MAN?

I WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD & YOU WANT ME TO FEEL GOOD? w/GRACE HELBIG

WE SHOULD BE CRYING A LITTLE BIT EVERY DAY?

AM I JUST FUCKING CRAZY? w/AMANDA KNOX

DID SHE KNOW YOU WERE FACE FUCKING HER BOYFRIEND?