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Hashtag Just Sayin Podcast — 344 episodes
Episode 537 I'm Not Weed Whacking, I'm Weed Slapping
Episode 536 The Brake And I Were Both Depressed
Episode 535 I Like A Good Ruffle
Episode 534 That's A Big Boy
Episode 533 Living In The Devils Anus
Episode 532 Dropped My Bushel Of Beans
Episode 531 Cs Get Degrees
Episode 530 Who Doesn't Like A Good Hosing?
Episode 529 The Cadillac Of Dentistry
Episode 528 Inky, Blinky Who?
Episode 527 A TV With A Room Attached
Episode 526 This Hotel Is Trying To Kill Me
Episode 525 Ding Dong Ditch The Flowers
Episode 524 I Want My Pulp To Plop
Episode 523 This Seems Unhinged, And I Want To Watch
Episode 522 The Milk Has Served Its Purpose
Episode 521 She Needs Booze
Episode 520 It's Squishy What Is It?
Episode 519 There's Snuggling In Your Future
Episode 518 Bro, The Cold Cannot Defeat Me
Episode 517 Gold Wash - Pumpkin Deserves It
Episode 516 I Needed To Hose Off
Episode 515 I Don't Like Gloopy Cheese
Episode 514 Rub Some Dirt On It
Episode 513 He's A Sloppy Boy
Episode 512 Wiggly Worms Wiggle
Episode 511 Operators Are Standing By
Episode 510 I'm In It, And I Make It
Episode 509 This Is The Trust Me State
Episode 509 This Is The Trust Me State
Episode 508 We Held Hands, Cuddled And Touched Knees
Episode 507 New Year, New Scarf, New Me
Episode 506 It's Not Free, It's Freezing
Episode 505 Get The Brass In The Front
Episode 504 Lie Together As A Team
Episode 503 No PIN, No Gas For You
Episode 502 Getting A Vibe For Candy
Episode 501 I Dislike Everything
Episode 500 I'm Looking For Mr. Fish
Episode 499 You're Gonna Need More Elephants
Episode 498 The Elevator Let Me Down
Episode 497 Glenn Is A Part Of All Our Lives
Episode 496 Grapes, They're Natures Popcorn
Episode 495 At This Convention I'm A Ten
episode 494 This Highlight Reel Is Giving Me Hope
Episode 493 Leaning Tower Of Laundry
Episode 492 It's Dank Down Here
Episode 491 Oh, I've Never Touched The Cheeba
Episode 490 It's Too Hot For Pants
Episode 489 Every Victory Is Tainted
Episode 488 My Independence Is Over
Episode 487 That's My Baby Oil Fund
Episode 486 Nothin Like A Good BM In The A.M
Episode 485 Shoeless Pete Making The Rounds
Episode 484 What Is Wrong With Your Face?
Episode 483 The Bathroom Is On A Break
Episode 482 Meet Me At The Gazebo, There's A Concert At 6
Episode 481 We're Not Just Eye Candy, We're A Podcast
Episode 480 Touching The Walls
Episode 479 Take It All And Leave The Belt
Episode 478 Wanna Cook Some Pancakes?
Episode 477 I'm In Between Egg Hunts
Episode 476 If You Smell Something, Say Something
Episode 475 I Hope It's Something Fuzzy, Not Something Slimey
Episode 474 Jinx, You Owe Me An Off Brand Cola
Episode 473 Let Me In, Tickle Me
Episode 472 You Can Hum The Hymns
Episode 471 What The Hell Is A Heating Sloth
Episode 470 She Cut Me Off...What A Person
Episode 469 No Love, Just Bullets
Episode 468 If They Were The Best, They'd Be In The Super Bowl
Episode 467 Do You Want Frontsies?
Episode 466 At The Magoo Checkpoint
Episode 465 When I'm Sleepy, I'm Not Woke
Episode 464 Both Holes Are The Same Temperature
Episode 463 It's Kinda Like Silk
Episode 462 Live From The Past
Episode 461 I'm Busy, Busy, Busy
Episode 460 Tired, Cold And Old
Episode 459 Nineteen Thirty Eight Naughties
Episode 458 A Box Of Pins
Episode 457 Parades Are Fun
Episode 456 The Dishwasher Is On Duty Tomorrow
Episode 455 The Kitchen Doesn't Like Your Order
Episode 454 Goodnight Mildred
Episode 453 - Which Loofah Is Yours
Episode 452 Turn On The Closed Caption
Episode 451 Way Too Old To Sell Cookies
Episode 450 One Click Gets It Quick
Episode 449 I'm Keeping The World Safe, Give Me Nugs
Episode 448 Take My Hand, We'll Make It
Episode 447 The Candlelight Mechanic
Episode 446 He's Only Got One Peeper
Episode 445 I'm The "All Night" in the All Night Long Song
Episode 444 I Have No More Blessings To Give
Episode 443 You Know The Muffins And Not The Meatballs?
Episode 442 Scooby - Doo Subaru
Episode 441 Iiiiiiit's Summer
Episode 440 Please Point Me Towards The Lavatorium
Episode 439 Grimlock Like Egg
Episode 438 The Man Of The House Is Going To Bed
Episode 437 This Could've Been An Email
Episode 436 Riding In The Squad Car
Episode 435 Time Flies, What Have You Done For Me Lately?
Episode 434 Oooh She's Hissing Today
Episode 433 I'm A Bender Not A Lifter
Episode 432 Big Main Explains Everything
Episode 431 My Car Is Not B Sharp Its A Flat
Episode 430 The Ice Cream Is Getting Cold
Episode 429 Lift Those Knees...All Four Of Them
Episode 428 There's A Kerfuffle In The Fjord
Episode 427 Hoping The Bumper Bumps
Episode 426 I Can't Munch That Much It's Too Much
Episode 425 The Dilemma Zone
Episode 424 Finding Easter Eggs And Elbows
Episode 423 Ain't No Good Boy Singing This
Episode 422 A Country That Takes Up A Lot Of Map
Episode 421 Giving A Flying Leap
Episode 420 The Neighborhood Pusher
Episode 419 Doing Damage On A Crunchwrap Supreme
Episode 418 The Toothpick Trend
Episode 417 Elmo And The Trauma Dump
Episode 416 Same Pipes, One Wall
Episode 415 Assaulted Like A Bag Of Cashews
Episode 414 Dabney Coleman Says I Can Do It
Episode 413 Ever See The Full Moon In January?
Episode 412 The Mighty Boosh (Twice)
Episode 411 He Can Hee-Haw Home
Episode 410 He Otter Be More Careful
Episode 409 There's No Christmas Gas
Episode 408 That's Chips
Episode 407 The Oil Lamp Floating In A Sea Of Misery
Episode 406 Gobble Gobble
Episode 405 How Many Abs Does His Wallet Have?
Episode 404 Will You Be Defrosting Any Pies
Episode 403 You're A Nice Guy, Grab My Ankles
Episode 402 The Rugs Are Too Big For Me To Beat
Episode 401 Butter Up Your Cob
Episode 400 Do We Have Brownie Time?
Episode 399 I Bought A Big People Bed
Episode 398 I Don't Want The Trick, I Want The Treat
Episode 397 Get Off The Phone, I Need The Internet
Episode 396 I Can't It's A School Night
Episode 395 Your Nuggets Are Inferior
Episode 394 I Got The Lobby In My Pants
Episode 393 Get Your Cannoli And Get Out
Episode 392 Living On The Wrong Side Of The Tracks
Episode 391 I Need A Camera
Episode 390 A Triangle Full Of Pukwudgies
Episode 389 The Flamingo Kid
Episode 388 I've Got Basic B*** Tires
Episode 387 An Unauthorized Snack
Episode 386 Sean Finally Got WiFi
Episode 385 I'm Bad But I Do Good Things
Episode 384 Crisp Mountain Booze
Episode 383 I Need A Room To Milk
Episode 382 It Was Misting Me All Day
Episode 381 If There's A Collar, You Know Its Fancy
Episode 380 The Shanks Are In Isle Five
Episode 379 Rage Rooms....They're All The Rage
Episode 378 I Have A Dishwasher, It's Called My Dad
Episode 377 The Toilet Is Ornamental
Episode 376 Look At The Size Of Those Nails
Episode 375 His Reaction Was A Nine...It Should've Been A Three
Episode 374 I Had On A Shirt And Pants...Cuz The Law Said So
Episode 373 I Got A Couch That Misses Me
Episode 372 Was It Gary The Goat?
Episode 371 Come Back To Me Brian, Come Back
Episode 370 Western Mass Is Flooded With Nugget Honey
Episode 369 Be As Sexy As You Want, Just Dust
Episode 368 Someone Needs Help, I Must Police
Episode 367 According To This We Owe -$25 Dollars
Episode 366 If You Steal It, It's All Profit
Episode 365 Licking Honey Like Pooh Bear
Episode 364 Get The Rice Outta Your Lungs And Roll Over
Episode 363 I'll Set My VCR. I'll Set The Tivo
Episode 362 I Wouldn't Dream Of Violating Your Shopping Cart
Episode 361 Are You Joe....I'm "A" Joe
Episode 360 I Want Fun Time Off
Episode 359 If The Postal Carrier Only Knew
Episode 358 Does My File "Say Ask To Touch" ?
Episode 357 The Instructions Don't Match The Ingredients
Episode 356 Gobble Gobble
Episode 355 I Wanted Basic Bitch Food
Episode 354 It No Work. What No Work?
Episode 353 I Will Not Assist....The Crotch Or The Vape
Episode 352 It Was A Kerfuffle
Episode 351 Ladies, No Line Over Here
Episode 350 Classically Old
Episode 349 All Lobby, No Lift
Episode 348 The Knight With A Rubber Ducky
Episode 347 I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed
Episode 346 Are You In The Mood To Pillage?
Episode 345 It's A Long Weekend...Not Long Enough
Episode 344 Jumping Through Hoops
Episode 343 Why Do They Call Them Q-Tips, What's Que About Them?
Episode 342 Fried Dough And Bad Decisions
Episode 341 He Should Let Her Witch
Episode 340 May I Pull The Sock Down A Little?
Episode 339 Kick You In The Sack Races
Episode 338 Are You Ok? Yeah I'm Just Dumb
Episode 337 Is That A Banana? No I Just Like To Be Frisked
Episode 336 It's A 4th Of July Bush
Episode 335 Did You Get It?....... No
Episode 334 Take Me Somewhere Expensive....To The Gas Station
Episode 333 Let's Just Put A Patty In A Box
Episode 332 He Had A "Chiefy" Car
Episode 331 Did You Buy A New Radio? No....Ok Yes
Episode 330 The Ground Hurts When You Meet It Abruptly
Episode 329 I Didn't Grow Up In Brooklyn In 1968
Episode 328 It's Not A Party It's A Gathering
Episode 327 Old People And Dusty Couches
Episode 326 Kaleigh, I'm Gonna Need You To Wake Up Now
Episode 325 No Cuts, No Buts, No Coconuts
Episode 324 You Got The Receipt, Transaction Complete
Episode 323 Good Job, Mom!
Episode 322 Light My Cigarette, My Pants Are Off
Episode 321 Your Sorry Doesn't Help Me See In The Rain
Episode 320 Too Legit To Quit My Job....Not
Episode 319 I Stubbed My Toe, Call An Ambulance
Episode 318 I Wonder If They Have Nuggets
Episode 317 Doing It In The Parking Lot With No Shame
Episode 316 You Got Me On A Gotcha
Episode 315 I Read The End First, In Case I Die
Episode 314 How Fast Were You Going? Not Fast Enough, They Caught Me
Episode 313 When Did It Happen? In The Middle Of The Night
Episode 312 A Cold Sore Could Be Herpes
Episode 311 I'm Mid-Dressed, I'm PG-13
Episode 310 Merry Christmas *Cough* Sorry Dad
Episode 309 Merry Christmas - What The Hells That Supposed To Mean?
Episode 308 The Dog Ate My Wallet
Episode 307 Sassy Sarsaparilla
Episode 306 All That Tetris Paid Off
Episode 305 Add Water, Stir And It Poofs
Episode 304 I Realize I'm Not Incredibly Helpful To You
Episode 303 Turn The Meter Off Kevin
Episode 302 Milk Crate Stairway To Heaven
Episode 301 The Squirrels Wanted To Roast Their Nuts
Episode 300 I Was In Danger Of Losing My Pants
Episode 299 If You Have WiFi You Can Watch Cobra Kai
Episode 298 Please Don't Hurt Me, I Can Explain
Episode 297 I Climbed Trash Mountain
Episode 296 Why Lie, I'm Not Hip
Episode 295 Don't Steal My Wish
Episode 294 They're In The Pool Like A Child Stew
Episode 293 Your Eyes Are Very Chubby Today
Episode 292 It's Not You, It's Me
Episode 291 I Have A Chainsaw, And Don't Want You Near It
Episode 290 We're All Happy When We're Played With
Episode 289 When In Doubt, Bribe The Tribe
Episode 288 You're Happy And I Hate It
Episode 287 Joseph's Birthday Bash, He's 516 Months Old
Episode 286 His Bum Lights Up
Episode 285 Are You Holding Right Now? Will You Hold Me?
Episode 284 Guess You're Old Mother Hubbard, Go Check The Cupboard
Episode 283 Hey Penfold....Shush
Episode 282 My Fancy Has Been Tickled
Episode 281 If You Wanna Get Pissed, Show Your Wrist
Episode 280 I Had To Get Up Early To Go Get Shot
Episode 279 If It Didn't Work For The Blowup Doll, It's Not Working For You
EP 278 Hes Got A Nice Face, I'll Just Look Up
Episode 277 We Were Early Tuckers
Episode 276 She Was Dead....D.E.D
Episode 275 Have A Few Laughs, While Having A Few Folds
Episode 274 She's A Lady, She Doesn't Flash It In Public
Episode 273 I'm Comfy But I Can't See A Thing
Episode 272 The Litter Literally Sucked
Episode 271 The "Jeff" Of Apps
Episode 270 That Tree Has Been Lit, Yo
Episode 269 I'm In Mourning, Hold The Relish
Episode 268 Cashews Are The Devils Nuts
Episode 267 I Dont Want The Uh-Oh, I Just Want The Nite-Nite
Episode 266 Gave You An Ally Oop And You Slammed It In
Episode 265 She's The Ray Charles Of Georgia
Episode 264 Put Me In The Boat, I'm A Great Boater
Episode 263 The Aquatic Assassin
Episode 262 I'm In The Middle Of Something
Episode 261 Hurry Up And Die, We Need To Shower
Episode 260 Come Trim My Tree And Jingle My Bells
Episode 259 Live From The Stolen Turkey Suite
Episode 258 I Doubt Santa Has Room In His Sack
Episode 257 Have A Complimentery Stay In Kiss My @$$
Episode 256 You Can Be Dirty And Still Have Friends
Episode 255 We'll Put It In The Basement With The Others
Episode 254 I'm A Big Fan...Of What??! Everything Sucks
Episode 253 Trick Or Treat, No Meat
Episode 252 Dig 'Em Up, Prop 'Em Up...And There You Go
Episode 251 My Hands Are Still Damp
Episode 250 I Wanted To Go, He Wanted Me To Shut Up
Episode 249 I Knew He Was Fine, So I Ordered Dessert
Episode 248 Toast Can't Save This Meal
Episode 247 Where's My Peace? You Dont Get Any!
Episode 246 I Want To Wiggle, Give Me Wiggle Room
Episode 245 Come Pet My Cuddle Cows
Episode 244 She Emailed Me Back That There's Email Trouble
Episode 243 It's "Nacho" Business
Episode 242 I Have A Lot Of Conditions, Which One Will You Accept?
Episode 241 Jimmy Crack Corn And That's Not Him
Episode 240 You Should Close Your Door When You Do That
Episode 239 Hold On, I Need A Giggle Break
Episode 238 Put A Bag On His Head And Make Him Tell Knock-Knock Jokes
Episode 237 I'm Not Digging Dig'Em
Episode 236 Doomed To Die Hosting This Show
Episode 235 We're Squishy And Gross
Episode 234 Wait! You're Going Under? For The Record, I Quit
Episode 233 You Tell Me Three, I Tell You Four...What The Hell We Waiting For
Episode 232 I Don't Remember The Last Time I Sucked A Neck
Episode 231 No Room For It, I'm Not Into That
Episode 230 The Room Is Dark, Who Could Be In There?
Episode 229 Live From The Driveway
The Not An Episode, Episode
Episode 228 I Fought The Rug And The Rug Won
Episode 227 Sugar Bear The Sugar Daddy
Episode 226 How Am I Doing? I Expect Applause When Done
Episode 225 K As In......K
Episode 224 How Do I Get This Snake Out Of My Pants?
Episode 223 "Oh, Come On!" "Don't Come On ME!!"
Episode 222 For Refund, Insert Baby
Episode 221 Oompa Loompa Do Be Di We Have Lawyers On Speed Dial Three
Episode 220 Get It Outta Here They're Gonna Think I'm Dead
Episode 219 I Have To Turn The Music Off To See
Episode 218 I (State Your Name) Ask You To Marry Me
Episode 217 If I Put It In Pencil, You Can Be Erased
Episode 216 Baby Yoda, It's Adorable And I Want It
Episode 215 Aah, It Makes The Bladder Gladder
Episode 196 If You Don't Like Spaghetti You Don't Like Me
Episode 197 Giving Yourself A Wet Willy
Episode 198 Your Family Is Like A Cactus...Full Of Pricks
Episode 199 I Don't Want To Make A Mitten
Episode 200 - Recorded In The Oliver House
Episode 201 One Thing?... I'm Full Of Things
Episode 202 Candy Corn The Herpes Of Candy
Episode 203 Get Em Right In The Pumpkin
Episode 213 Wake Me Up Before You Go Mow
Episode 212 For 200 Dollars It Better Make The Sound
Episode 211 I Jingled It Away
Episode 210 Is The Godfather Here?
Episode 214 We Had A Title But We Forgot
Episode 209 Here's Black Bart And His Hamburglers
Episode 208 The Midnight Sacrifice
Episode 207 ....And That's How You Lube A Ham
Episode 206 Oh Yeah....Who's A Dirty Birdie?
Episode 205 Yes Captain Marvel, Try Taking The Train To Brooklyn
Episode 204 You Handle That, Then Handle Me