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Hawksbee and Jacobs Daily — 1000 episodes

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1

Nigel Botherway!

2

Are Spurs now the champions of the 16/17 season?!

3

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4

Will Harry Kane be a Ballon D'or winner?

5

Is Isak back to winning ways? Can ANYONE stop Arsenal?!

6

Tim Sherwood's Title Predictions, Spurs & Villa Analysis

7

Did Somebody Order a Skip?

8

Heavyweight Drama & Transfer Deadline Verdicts

9

Deadline Day Drama, Agent Secrets & West Ham's Big Night

10

Bank Holiday Returns, Premier League Reviews & Mushroom Talk!

11

Goals, Gloves & Kicking off the Weekend

12

Boxing, Custom Kicks, and AI Predictions

13

The State of Scottish Football

14

Chelsea Win & Humanoid Sports

15

UEFA Warnings, Premier League Rewinds & Bricklaying Champions

16

Should we ban players for conning referees?!

17

Josh Widdicombe Breaks His Silence & Darren Ambrose Talks Football

18

Editors, Pierre Sage & The 2 World Phone-In

19

Ref Mic In-Ears, Pep's City, and 1960s Gangster Footballers!

20

Train Traumas, City Troubles, and "Only Danter"

21

Texas to Wrexham and will Hull City survive the Premier League season?

22

Can Middlesborough secure promotion this season?!

23

Solar Eclipses and Hole-In-Ones

24

Gary McAllister, The Strongmen Trio, and Bonnie Jill Laflin

25

The Heir That Wasn't: Could Mourinho Have Been the New Ferguson?

26

Tim Vickery on Bruno G, Vini Jr & Romero and Alan Brazil's Return!

27

The Birthday Spread Returns!

28

Moses Itauma’s Redemption, Infantino Latest & 25 Years of Groove Armada

29

The Colo-Colo anecdote!

30

Is this the end for Gianni Infantino?

31

Newcastle's Nightmare and does Rashford have a future at United?

32

Thank you Eddie Howe + memory lane with Martin Tyler!

33

The Bleep Test, Celtic Hopes, and Cheating Confessions

34

Dyche's Dice, Arsenal Goalkeeping & Lessons from Spain

35

The Return of Sean’s Dice!

36

Klopp threatening to quit already & Defoe’s Woking Exit ?

37

Greg Rutherford on Commonwealth Games Fever & Will Mellor’s Man Utd Verdict

38

Double Yolks, Bare Knuckles & Comedic Chaos

39

Tributes to King Kev, Calam Lynch & MLB Breakdown

40

World Cup Reaction and Remembering Kevin Keegan

41

Final World Cup Special: England’s Heartbreak & The Battle for Global Glory

42

The England Post-Mortem

43

Le Saux’s England Build-Up, Spain’s World Cup Dream & The Bellingham Debate

44

World Cup Semis, Pickford's Legacy, and the Spirit of '66

45

Jude Bellingham’s Nugget Art

46

Can England Defeat The Viking Erling Haaland?

47

England v Norway and Where Will Eddie Howe take Newcastle next season?

48

Can England Bring it Home? Where will Bournemouth be next season?

49

The Quarter-Final Shift & The Stokes Legacy

50

England's 3-2 victory over Mexico and Balogun's red card controversy

51

England go to the Azteca and the heartbreak experienced in 98'

52

England Win, Pickford Debate & The 1am Sleep Crisis

53

French Lessons and Congo Calling

54

World Cup Heartbreak

55

England Fallout, Clarke Quits & Murray's Wimbledon Preview

56

Shilton on Pickford and Steve Bruce Previews Panama

57

Scotland Sorrows, German Joy & World Cup Wonders

58

Missing Spark, Mystery Gifts & The Man Who Hates the World Cup

59

Brucey on England and Russ Bray's Legendary Voice!

60

Alan Brazil's Health Check and World Cup Hate Watching

61

Hull City's Premier League Verdict & Pelé's Priceless Shirt

62

England's Second-Half Surge

63

Peng the Panda

64

Cape Verde Shock Spain

65

Scotland on Top & World Cup Fever!

66

Maradona’s Pitch Invader, Carlo Ancelotti & Cowboy Boots in Dallas

67

World Cup Fever & Lost Down Mexico Way

68

World Cup Hype & The Weather Game Unveiled

69

Ben Stokes to Retire? Plus World Cup Visa Chaos!

70

John Barnes on Pukka Pies, World Cup Build-Up & Sticking a Flair for England

71

Terry Butcher's Invisible Wounds

72

Frank Warren's Fury, Mock the Week's Final Bow & Greenland's Shortest Season

73

Gary Lineker on England, Ethics, and the Best No. 9 in Football

74

John Barnes, Spygate Apologies, and Arsenal Socks on a Donkey

75

Mystic Andy

76

Introducing... How To Win The World Cup!

77

Can Arsenal secure the double?!

78

Palace Are Victorious! Will We ACTUALLY See Neymar At The World Cup?

79

Nuno Stays at West Ham!

80

From Cheese Rolling to Kylian Mbappé

81

Arsenal's Triumph, West Ham's Fall, and the Future of football

82

England's World Cup squad announced!

83

Aston Villa’s European Glory and Championship Spygate Chaos

84

Arsenal Are Champions!

85

Cruising with Gabby

86

Salah v Slot & The Handball Debate

87

Half-Time Shows, Table Cricket, and the F1 Elite

88

The Carrick Conundrum & Celtic Controversy

89

Spies, Saints, and the Scottish Scramble

90

The Spurs Stalemate and the Art of the World Cup

91

Avoiding Anfield & VAR Drama

92

Villa make Europa League final & rugby's influencers face the ex pros

93

Football’s Elite and the Chicken City Derby

94

Gunners in the Final, Djourou’s Delight and the Wheel Returns

95

Chelsea’s Collapse and the Flat-Pack Queen

96

Gaël Clichy: From Premier League Titles to the Guardiola Influence

97

Does Morgan Rogers need to rein it in?

98

Referees, Rangers, and a Robotic Peppa Pig

99

Mourinho’s Return, Scotland’s Anthem, and a Very Round Wheel

100

Sky Blue Bangers

101

The New Saints, Spurs, and European Dreams!

102

Sheringham’s Padel Mission & The Saints’ Wembley Wizardry

103

Graeme Le Saux Tactical Take

104

Chelsea Rant & Rushden's Rivalries

105

The Padel Potato Store

106

Lehmann’s Invincible Insight & Arsenal’s Title Heartbreak

107

Dinner with De Zerbi

108

Semi-Final Spots, Silver Medals, and City Soul

109

The Wheel of Chaos and Arsenal's Champions League charge

110

Iraola’s Exit and Andy’s Tweezers

111

Chelsea Crises, Gunners’ Grit, and a Golden Globe Guest

112

Retro Kits, Relegation Fights, and the Fruit Flies Playing Football?

113

Grand National Festival: The Opening Day

114

The "Big Hitter"

115

The Most Inspiring Kid in Boxing....

116

Messi’s Last Dance & The Great Turtle Hoax!

117

Stuart Pearce’s Phil Foden Warning: Out of the World Cup?

118

Can De Zerbi Save Spurs?

119

Abolish VAR: Bringing Happiness Back to Football

120

Ben White’s Recall and Home Nations Heartbreak

121

Le Saux on the Chelsea Crisis and England’s New Era

122

Mo Salah’s Farewell and a Darts Cold Shoulder

123

Tiger’s Tale & Tossmasters

124

A Nightmare in the Capital: Spurs, Chelsea, and Arsenal Stumble

125

Going to Entiree?

126

Elk Sliders, Masters Menus, and a Barca Beating

127

Do Chelsea only need 3 players to challenge for the Premier League?

128

Liverpool's season is OVER!

129

'Huddle-Gate'

130

Cheltenham 2026 Best Bits

131

Back to the factory

132

LP McCoy

133

Who's wearing glasses?

134

The owl's favourite horse

135

Back in the Lansdale!

136

How serious are Tottenham's relegation concerns?

137

Who stole the spotlight in last night's Premier League drama?

138

Can Spurs actually get relegated?

139

Mikel Arteta v Fabian Hürzeler

140

Do Arsenal fans lack belief?

141

Max or Paul?

142

Egg in the bath

143

The Plum Tree

144

Distracting Cricket

145

Tattooed bum

146

Kelly & Jacobs

147

Bottle Jobs

148

Josh the Rock Rock

149

Tuna pancakes

150

Robot Jockey

151

Added Spice

152

Valentines Chat GPT

153

Swimathon

154

Punning Champ

155

Darts Crazy

156

'Penis-Gate'

157

Iconic Goal

158

Chewbacca

159

Schnitzel

160

Worst Seat EVER!

161

Like it like that!

162

Robbie Williams Special

163

Traitor

164

Mastermind

165

Amateur note-taker

166

Cat Man

167

Benidorm Festival

168

Aussie border force

169

look-a-like

170

Pottery Throw down

171

Switch up

172

Service Station Draw

173

Ever met your idols?

174

More interesting tennis

175

Half time entertainment

176

NATIONAL LEAGUE SOUTH

177

SERIOUS VOICE

178

TECHNICAL ERROR

179

BANK HOLIDAY

180

KICKED TO THE CURB!

181

TEACAKES

182

New Year's Eve Special: You're the Voice

183

Is soup a meal?

184

The Year in Sport: Hits & Misses

185

Xmas Eve Special 2025

186

Cas is back

187

Those Fatty's

188

World Cup subs to be INSIDE and The TRUTH about the Ally Pally Wasp

189

David Munyua

190

Venn diagrams

191

Panto horse racing

192

ally pally wasp

193

Pizza Rut

194

Panto season

195

talkSPORT Darts Trophy 2025

196

'Cheese naan'

197

180!

198

22 hotel rooms

199

Bad winner

200

In my ear?

201

Big Tasty

202

Footballing Nun

203

Laugh out loud

204

Globetrotter

205

GK Disaster

206

Pick a picture

207

Demolition Job

208

troy parrott parrott

209

Favourite Canadian

210

Ashes Fever

211

Wembley gates

212

Taxi travel

213

From Prison to Pasties

214

Double Finish

215

Icicle Kick

216

RARE FOOTBALL CARD FIND?!

217

Andy's Unbelievable Story

218

Bullseye

219

The Human Stent

220

Discover the glitch

221

Greatest stretch

222

Diminishing

223

The Hour of truth

224

Don't look ahead....

225

World Records

226

SPOOKY

227

new rulings

228

Angry Man

229

Funky Pizza

230

Soo many goals

231

McDonald's beating

232

escalator story

233

giants stun London

234

A flare where?

235

Grandad's

236

Rat footballer

237

Absolutely Conkers!

238

Free Lunch

239

Legacy Cap

240

Brain Freeze

241

Printing mess ups

242

Second Mention

243

Hawksbee's Birthday

244

nonsense by numbers

245

Team bonding

246

Forsyth ghost

247

Return of Rushden & Baker

248

Emery ball

249

Celebs Biking

250

Running late

251

Dinner Party Scran

252

Stopped being funny

253

Ice-Cream Van gate

254

Back Garden

255

Lewandowski miss hears...

256

Lego Sprint

257

Pit Lane

258

Full David Mellor

259

Dan Bollard

260

Google translate

261

Jackie Grealish

262

Holding the FORK

263

Stop Saying Cushion!

264

Swing, Sing and Wrestle

265

Deadline Day Drama!

266

Missed the Stop!

267

talkPORK

268

Paul & Andy Return!

269

Thintervention

270

McCoist & Galileo In The Morning

271

Bag of Spuds

272

Danny Kelly has had enough!

273

A Mumble in the Jungle

274

Slog it

275

marriage proposal

276

Incredibly irritating

277

Birthday!

278

Did we mention... New STUDIO!

279

Cry Babies

280

No Gravy?!

281

It's a SCAM!

282

Jersey Dupes?!

283

Super Powers

284

Who's on Only Fans!

285

Perry shocks us

286

Jonny Owen & Sean Dyche

287

Knicks Dancers

288

showboating

289

spogomi

290

Lionesses victory

291

Max Rushden is BACK!

292

pea shooting

293

Rookie Card

294

Not all GOLD...

295

Thanks Bobby

296

Dog watching

297

#miserable

298

Exotic Sporting Cheating

299

Tapeworm World Cup

300

Jiggery Pokery

301

Clink is back!

302

Palace Limbo

303

Frozen Slippers

304

Wimbledon towels

305

strawberry pasta

306

Only got one shot

307

Diogo Jota & André Silva Tribute

308

LA Baby

309

The PH Test

310

3rd in Barnet Championships

311

Anna Wintour

312

Cricket ball

313

trampoline jumping

314

Sprinting Monk

315

Moustache

316

Lionel Messi On The Dragons Den

317

Rupert's Curry

318

Lions Launch Special

319

Barquette

320

Top Hat

321

Crazy Tattoo

322

Technical Difficulties

323

Andy’s England Rant!

324

talkTUCHEL

325

Third Choice

326

Roast Dinner

327

The Macmillan Pod

328

Slay Station

329

Technically not my job

330

Bread & Ice Cream

331

Dropped Ice Cream

332

Worlds biggest Wicket

333

best commentary ever

334

Trousers

335

Lego King

336

End of the Season.....

337

Clink & Jacobs 3 - Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur

338

Baker & Brooker 2

339

Clink & Jacobs 2

340

Baker & Brooker

341

Clink & Jacobs

342

Farewell to Goodison

343

Lifesize Barry Fry of Chips

344

Lower League

345

What's on your telly

346

Flashed By Andy Jacobs

347

Pope's team?

348

Lions Special

349

Best game ever

350

Met Gala

351

Bare Foot

352

Happy Birthday Becks !

353

Uncles fame

354

mystery meats

355

Up the Tinners

356

Petty distractions

357

Football Shirt Fridayyy

358

Farewell Vardy

359

Lock-In

360

Technical Reasons

361

Sundays

362

Own Goal for Gwen Stefani

363

Chuntering Charlie

364

Goo Goo Ga Ga

365

Barry's Fake Taxi

366

Humphrey's in the waiting room

367

Van Dijk or Van Outen

368

I won't do the accent

369

A VARsical Weekend of Football

370

Sweet Spot

371

How old is Margaret Fingerhut?

372

Blagging My Way

373

Passed by a Pensioner

374

Walking Strong

375

Tour de Force

376

Reggie Blinker

377

The Dave Bickers Rabbit Hole

378

FIRE!

379

Leon Two Chefs Bailey

380

Dan Burn the Goat!

381

Fat Shins

382

Charlie Gordon Watson

383

The Fort Police

384

Drapers Dome

385

Cheltenham Festival 2025 - Day 5

386

Cheltenham Festival 2025 - Day 4

387

Cheltenham Festival 2025 - Day 3

388

Cheltenham Festival 2025 - Day 2

389

Cheltenham Festival 2025 - Day 1

390

Trouser maker

391

Rugby player turned Doctor

392

Paula Radcliffe

393

velvet hands

394

Gallaghers Plates

395

Garfunkel & Garfunkel

396

Enthusiastic Adult

397

A Pocket Full Of Eggs

398

Big Toilet

399

My Leg Fell Off

400

Bed of nails

401

Give me the green light, Dale

402

Fire Show

403

Alan Ball Bag

404

Thankyou Ma'am

405

Billy's Back Story

406

AI Football Manager

407

Let's Go Bunting Mental

408

Buy me for a tenner

409

It's Nothing Special

410

Overheating nan

411

Soft spot

412

Emotional Andy

413

Forgotten i was unfit

414

Deadline Day examination

415

Case of the giggles

416

Toppers

417

Andy's Driving Test

418

I'm Deepseek lads!

419

3% Chance Of Scoring

420

Fire Alarm In The Fridge

421

To Great Acclaim

422

Lucky coat

423

Happy Birthday Lukey

424

Fusilli & Meatballs

425

Happy Birthday!

426

Size of a mountain

427

Andy's Bone Broth

428

Vanaramus

429

Fish Fingers & Lentils

430

Shower partners

431

oboe man

432

Sammy the Seagull

433

Again White Jeans

434

Let's Go Jacobs Mental

435

Mr. Demotivator

436

Loose Scrambled Egg

437

Clinky & Jermaine NYE Show

438

The Clinky & Rory show

439

Xmas Eve Special in Full!

440

Xmas Eve Special

441

Erling surprise

442

Cold Trademark

443

The Best Secret Santa Ever

444

sick note

445

Xmas Duet

446

sprout surplus

447

Duffle Coat

448

Caganer

449

guinness shortage

450

talkSPORT World Darts Championship

451

Brogues in a Rave

452

combing deaths

453

Turn Right

454

What's a pottery Lemon?

455

Gary Vinegar

456

Monday Hate Songs

457

Compelling nonsense

458

Mai Tai

459

Two Ply Kerimoğlu

460

Christmas Dinner In A Cup

461

PDC World Darts Championship Draw Special

462

The Hills Have Ears

463

Romelu Carkeys

464

Robo Pace Maker

465

Frozen Wood Pigeon

466

squashies

467

John Arlott AI Voice

468

Bench Press

469

Crispy Short Rings

470

Adil's Moroccan Tajine

471

4 Special Numbers

472

Does Size Matter...?

473

Sir Geoff Hurst's Toilet

474

Guess Again...

475

Baby you're a Firework

476

A Hurzeler Pizza

477

White Jeans

478

Cricket Special: Launch Party Of England's Tour Of The West Indies

479

Food Snobbery

480

A Rather Eclectic Show

481

Erik Ten Hag gets the boot!

482

Elivis Presley

483

Geoff Capes memories

484

Channel Boat race

485

Weetabix

486

strictly come ANDY

487

Violent Sneezer

488

Annette

489

Morris Dancing

490

Come on you Grecians

491

Arthur Bubblegum

492

Coming Up Soon

493

Upright Footballers

494

Jacobs & Muffs

495

Suits

496

Tree Hugging IS a Sport!

497

Do You Ever Sing Footballer Names?

498

Wormholes & Aliens

499

A Biddle Dibble Debacle

500

Top 5 (Definitely Not Drink Related) Times of the Week

501

Superstitions

502

Making Footballers Laugh

503

The Michael Jordon

504

Fruity Tea

505

Community Service

506

Oh Theo

507

Illogical Dislike

508

Smoke Alarm

509

Life Size Ceramic Sheep

510

H&B vs CHATGPT

511

Are You Ben Fletcher?

512

Obscure Scorelines

513

Hagrid

514

Mr Men Special

515

Night of a thousand stars

516

Chilli Challenge

517

Sven - a talkSPORT tribute

518

Dentist Badges

519

Marlon Beresford

520

Upholstery

521

Don't Mention The Custard

522

Andy's Harmonica

523

Shep Guardiola

524

Charlie Escobar

525

Is Paul a Secret Gooner?

526

Oasis Are Back

527

Bank Holiday Special

528

Rupert Bell's Penny-Farthing

529

Buttered Weetabix

530

Andy's Story

531

Mr & Mrs Gator

532

I can't stand another season of...

533

Gravy & Cats

534

Old Tech

535

Strange man

536

Sexy Fish

537

Paul W Hawksbee

538

Andy's Last Olympic Observation

539

cable ties

540

Hip Myth

541

Wombley Stadium

542

Andy's Olympic Ramblings

543

Rupert and Lizzie's Sitcom

544

Ironing board

545

Rupert Bell Shoe Gate

546

Alan Brazil rocks up...

547

Andy's biggest fan calls in

548

Andy Jacobs Only Fans

549

mayhem football

550

Culinary Showdown

551

Eric Bisto

552

Is he still with us?

553

Secret Spending

554

Omid Djalili Special

555

Don't Go To Queensland

556

Big Samsung Allardyce

557

Gerrard Lampard Axis

558

Only Steve's

559

Bloody Ollie Watkins

560

Eurovision 1969

561

Wearing Pearls

562

Quack

563

Rupert Bells Tennis Ball

564

Ralfs Revenge

565

Friendly Gesture

566

Had Andy Had a fall?

567

Seat Swapping

568

Boring old England

569

Physic Eagle

570

Scotland Heartbreak

571

Absolutely Ludicrous

572

England Superstars

573

Pickle Juice

574

Broke My Nose On A Space Shuttle

575

Chaos in Gelsenkirchen

576

The One From Glasgow

577

10 Cream Eggs for Breakfast

578

Sausage News

579

Man v Horse

580

Swift Major 6 2019 model

581

Am i allowed to swim in the sea?

582

Dropping like flys

583

Head bangers

584

Bum Wrap

585

SHEBAHN AHERNE & PERRY GROVES

586

Halfway house

587

Andy Townsend's Drip

588

Firm Hand On The Tiller

589

Good Evening, Clarissa

590

BARGAIN BOOZE IPSWICH

591

But you've seen it

592

Rupert's performance

593

Ask your grandad kids

594

Durham & Bent: England squad announcement

595

Premiere League Round Up

596

To Be or Not To Be

597

Get Rid or Get Better

598

Did Spurs Win?

599

Weirdest Premier League Game Ever?

600

Middler on the Roof

601

Everybody Should Have An Idiot Tax

602

Sandwich Competition

603

Keeping up with the Met Gala

604

Head with no neck

605

Aherne & Jennings

606

Crazy dissertations

607

Peppa Pig

608

Nugget of facts

609

Look at Ashley Banjo's Banjo

610

Wine 2 Five

611

Football Shirt Friday

612

Tracksuit or Suits

613

Benoît Disaster

614

Famous George's

615

£265 Coffee

616

A stone

617

FA Shake Up

618

Chicken Cacciatore

619

Dogs eaten the Lurpak

620

Thanks mate

621

Zip up socks

622

You'd be happy with Beppe

623

A terrible start......

624

Father, Son Reunion

625

Three Lions In My Shirt

626

Never leave early !

627

Bore Fest

628

Andy scouted by Werther's Original

629

soft-play with Perry Groves

630

From the pavilion end... CCTV Footage

631

Dan James moment

632

Beef Stroganoff Spillage

633

Full Blown Hit

634

Flag gate

635

talkSPORT Trophy No.2

636

Who's Harry Gray?

637

What's your eat it ?

638

Switch the channel Sharron

639

Cheltenham- Day 5

640

Cheltenham- Day 4

641

Cheltenham- Day 3

642

Cheltenham- Day 2

643

Cheltenham- Day 1

644

Kelce Tears

645

Return of the Forecourt

646

Billie J King

647

talkSPORT Tannoy

648

Aherne & Pennant Day 2

649

Aherne & Pennant Day 1

650

Terrace Shouting

651

Don't Call HR

652

4 sugars in your tea

653

Two Different Screenings

654

Mistaken Identity

655

H4WKSB33 & B4K3R

656

Hawksbee & Pea Head

657

Jockeys In Goal

658

Gardening Leave

659

No Time For Niceties

660

You Are The Jonah

661

A Ping Pong Ding Dong

662

Shrovetide Football

663

Running Up A Cricket Score

664

Day 50 Of The 100 Day Cough

665

Bombay Recycling Club

666

Today's Show Is Brought To You By Benylin

667

When you have paintballing at 10 and H&J at 1

668

Dud Boehly

669

Aaron Egg And Cresswell

670

Transfer Dudline Day

671

Leon the Lion

672

Fridges, Radiators & Other Electrical Appliances

673

#FreeGripper

674

Klopp's Leaving

675

You Absolute W...easel

676

The Laos Bag Spitter

677

Dennis Berghaus

678

Half The Guardian Half Blackpool FC

679

Warne Noseworthy

680

Oooh, Not Really

681

Anti Hero

682

A Little Bit Of Sandra In The Sun

683

Russ Bray's Name Of The Day

684

Chelsea's Rocketman

685

Charlie's Smasual Clothing Brand

686

Top Shackers

687

Shacket Tuesday

688

Eggy Handshakes

689

One Hundred And Neighty

690

Crapperjack!

691

Name Your Price

692

Dutch Techno

693

Majestic & Rory Jennings Day 3

694

Majestic & Rory Jennings Day 2

695

Majestic & Rory Jennings Day 1

696

2023 Clips of the Year - Christmas Special!

697

Christmas Eve Party

698

Attacked By A Hoover

699

Urawa The Ref

700

Thank You Very Nice

701

On Your Marks Get Set Bake

702

talkSPORT World Darts Championship

703

Dartboard Dinner

704

Excel Witsel

705

Sneaking off for Sport

706

Andy Jacobs is Mr Rumbold

707

Michael Van Gearbox

708

Unblock The Loo

709

Rest In Peace Russell Hargreaves

710

I Read That Quite Nicely

711

How Souness Now

712

Hoodoo

713

Are You A Pair Of C***s?

714

Playing Cluedo With Ronnie Wood

715

Chip Fat Flying

716

Live from Oche The Strand-

717

Spogomi World Cup

718

World In Motion

719

Twenty years to the DAY !

720

National Potato Awards

721

Amos the Donkey?

722

Everton Handed a 10 Point Deduction!

723

The World's Shortest Guest

724

What's The Longest You've Queued?

725

Ashley Pole, Torch Andre Flo and Awning Haaland

726

The One Where Andy Forgets His Phone

727

Dobby Bavro

728

My Wife's A Torquay Fan and She Fancies...

729

STAYC Mastermind

730

Pre-VAR Footballer

731

Oh What A Beautiful Day!

732

Nick Names

733

Now and Then

734

Clips of the Month - October 2023

735

Go Knicks!

736

Andy's Meltdown

737

Parking Ticket For Dortmund Team Bus

738

Snoop Dogg Years

739

Pitch Disasters

740

Doppelginger

741

One More for the Road

742

It’s Only Graham Poll But I Like It

743

Why Cliff, Jean?

744

Subbuteo World Cup

745

Never Bet On Rotherham

746

Cundy's Burp

747

KSI v DFS

748

Seam Splitter

749

How Deep Is Your Glove?

750

9 Points On My Lego Driving Licence

751

Kardashian's - What's The Point?

752

Welcome To King's Lynn

753

Bottom Lip Tattoo

754

Nantes

755

Pain In The Leanders

756

Conker Hats

757

Kelly & Townsend

758

Extra Leg Room

759

Humbled By A Wrinkly

760

A Disasi Of Their Own Making

761

Time Flies

762

Artificial Turf

763

Literally Off The Bench

764

A Magic Show

765

Live from The Centurion Club in Hertfordshire for Alan Brazil’s charity golf day

766

Paul Hawksbee & Andy Jacobs Jacob

767

Blokes from Britain

768

Sporting Nan's

769

Newspapers and Periodicals

770

Thursday Murder Club

771

He's Never Even Seen A Pasty

772

Andy Jacobs' World Of Pop

773

Ciao

774

Good Day, Good Morning, Good Evening, Good Afternoon

775

Darren Cann Can Can Can

776

Odsonne Edouard or Edsonne Odouard

777

Transfer Deadline Day!

778

Dos Buttler

779

Wake Me Up Before You Low Blow

780

WG Gratzie

781

SAS: Shebahn And Saunders

782

Hanging kebab

783

Leroy Sarnie

784

Graham Taylor Swift

785

Stansted Collymore

786

Ref in GOLD boots

787

David Bearcut

788

The Other Murray Brother

789

Fancy Seeing You Here

790

Have you ever been eaten by a Leopard?

791

Paul Hawksbee & Melvyn Bragg

792

Andy 'Faith Healer' Jacobs

793

Netflix And Skill

794

Andy's Nightmare Morning

795

Tops, Towels and Tattoos

796

Nana teapot

797

A horse in the living room!

798

Morgan Bibs-White

799

TV formats for Auston Trusty

800

Crazy day at Goodwood

801

Craziest row EVER with Jeff Jarrett

802

talkSPORT Trophy

803

Rowntree's Regret

804

Andy Warthog

805

Ivan Compost

806

David Beckham's Sandwich

807

Seagulls Don't Exist

808

Kings Lynn Burper

809

Bear, Episode Six

810

Toe Poke or Toe Punt?

811

40 Years Of Cack

812

Andy Jacobs Burkin Bag

813

Closest Birthday Spread ever !

814

Stop saying John Quackenron.

815

Charlie fairy cakes Baker

816

Club Hawaiian shirts

817

Andy Jacobs has had enough of the Ashes

818

Charlie the NEW Elvis ?

819

Andy going full Larry David

820

Am I Cool Enough ?

821

JOHN FINGERS FINGLETON

822

Andy's Ashes Mayhem Meltdown !

823

I stamped on their foot !

824

That's Why Gary's Out

825

Poor Joel Hicks

826

Craig Brown Tribute

827

MLB London Series

828

Roland Coaster

829

AI Alan Brazil

830

Do You Want To Simplify?

831

Commentator's Curse

832

The One With The Ashes

833

Two Different Versions

834

Turning Like A Swiss Clock

835

No Pie No Priest

836

A Sad Kid From Wigan Had A Parrott

837

Al & Ray At The Cheltenham Science Fest

838

Stop Saying B00B1E5

839

Disneyland Prague

840

Moose On The Loose

841

Hotter than Ibiza

842

After the Lights Go Out With Brian McDermott

843

Andy Smart: 1959-2023

844

Grandad to World Champion Arm Wrestler !

845

Alan Brazilianio

846

The one with Chilli up Charlie's nose!

847

No Bowls Chat

848

Moose vs the Bee

849

Room 101

850

Finders Keepers

851

Nom De Plume

852

After The Lights Go Out With Gail Emms

853

Y-Fronts

854

Bob Bubka The Plumber

855

Andy Smart: Bull Runner, Comedy Store Player, Cheese Chaser...

856

Reverse Barking

857

Clips Pewter returns!

858

After The Lights Go Out With Roy Carroll

859

Cha Cha Cha

860

The One Where Geoff Stole A Joke

861

AI Davey Jacobs

862

Ref's TV

863

After The Lights Go Out With Adam Hollioake

864

Stop Saying Poo

865

There May Be An Open Top Parade

866

Tron Manager

867

Good Feet For A Big Bird

868

K&J Live From The Cabbage Patch

869

7 Point Swing

870

Andy Jacobs Partying with King Charles !

871

The World's Best Interview .....

872

The World's Biggest Barrel

873

After The Lights Go Out With Steve Thompson

874

Cheerio Cheerio Cheerios

875

Do You Know Your Haas From Your Elbow?

876

Eight Point Plan

877

Unlead-ley King

878

How Much Cod Can You Eat?

879

After The Lights Go Out With Paul Stewart

880

Snoopy, Is That You?

881

Hashpag Cake By The Ocean

882

War Vs Peace

883

Is Andy wearing any trousers?

884

Thrashing Children At Sport

885

I Like The Smell Of Manure

886

What's In Jimmy Page's Bag?

887

What's the strangest thing you have won ?

888

75% Chance

889

EAT IT

890

NOT A PLUMER

891

The One Where The Driving Instructors Hit Back

892

Ken Wok

893

Sharing A Service With The Stars

894

Null And Void

895

Not the plumbers!

896

How do you like your eggs cooked?

897

Have you ever been Dyched?

898

Day 4 at The Cheltenham Festival

899

Cheltenham Festival - Day 3

900

Cheltenham Festival - Day 2

901

Cheltenham Festival - Day 1

902

Cheltenham is coming - Escalado

903

I Caught a bit of the Ed Sheerans

904

I took apart my harmonica

905

Huzzah!

906

Iditarod

907

Martin Beer; Tallow Man

908

False Nein

909

Legend, Colleague, Friend: John Motson

910

AR23NAL 50LD

911

Celebrity Combination Lock - Episode 0306 - Adam Rowe

912

What is the WORST thing to get thrown at you!

913

Grand Theft Restaurant

914

Dominoes Warrington

915

It Didn't Know Lobsters Had Livers

916

She's A Keeper

917

The Millwall Of The Royal Family

918

David Cross The Plumber

919

The Man In The Ironed Shirt

920

Dean Saunders Is A Wombat

921

LVP At The NCP ft. Su Pollard

922

The Return of The Barrel

923

The Oldest Dog To Ever Live

924

I'm Only Going To Magaluf For Two Weeks

925

Kingfield Is Hardly La Bombonera

926

H&J Deadline Day

927

We Live In Hove

928

H&J Live from Wembley

929

Sweat Caroline

930

The Last Ever 'What's In Andy's Bag?'

931

Nan's Gloves, Steward Jackets and Kit Clashes

932

Andy Jacobs on a Digital Cleanse

933

Sackcloth & Ashes

934

JaackMaate Joins Us !

935

Dripping with SWEAT

936

Argentinian Massages and Advice for the Stars

937

Jack Straw's Reconnaissance

938

Cart Carthorse

939

Wi-Fi Footballers

940

Diego Maradona's car for SALE!

941

Roy Keane on a beach with Ally McCoist

942

Has Andy' s Cough gone?

943

Italian Darts Players

944

New Year's Eve and the Fiat X19

945

Andy's Cough Remedies

946

Where will Scott Parker get his cardigans now?

947

Christmas Special - Clips of the Year 2022

948

BONUS Hawksbee & Jacobs!

949

Christmas Eve Eve Show

950

I'm Like A Dinner Lady

951

Warming Up Tuna

952

Hawksbee & Groves

953

The Afternoon After The Night Before

954

Back Home Ep 22 - The Withenshaw Whistler

955

Back Home Ep 21 - Fried Bolt

956

Back Home Ep 20 - Walkies

957

Back Home Ep 19 - Inappropriate Footwear

958

Back Home Ep 18 - Captain Hindsight

959

Back Home Ep 17 - Neymar Woke Me Up!

960

Back Home Ep 16 - Cinema Usherettes

961

Back Home Ep 15 - Happy Christmas

962

Back Home Ep 14 - Designated Nose Picker

963

Back Home Ep 13 - The best thing since sliced veg?

964

Back Home Ep 12 - John Bull waistcoats and Dave the Cat

965

Back Home Ep 11 - Today I am...the one and only

966

Back Home Ep 10 - Who's Nigel?

967

Back Home Ep 9 - What does The Moose have in common with Olivier Giroud?

968

Back Home Ep 8 - Pougs or Pougers?

969

Back Home Ep 7 - Andy 'I used to like football' Jacobs

970

Back Home Ep 6 - The Photographers Tabard

971

Back Home Ep 5 - Costa Rican Goal Music

972

Back Home Ep 4 - The first to talk about the World Cup ball

973

Back Home Ep 3 - How many games did Andy watch?

974

Back Home Ep 2 - Cody Cack-po

975

Back Home Ep 1 - The Opening Ceremony

976

It's Coming Home!

977

Celebrity Combination Lock - Episode 0010 - Bob Mortimer

978

Introducing Alfie the Alpaca

979

Hawksbee and Groves

980

Never Turn Away From Your Quest

981

Anthea Turner At The Checkout

982

Young Boozer News

983

Graham Scott Looks Like My Nan

984

Hogmanay channel

985

Tom Puddlestone

986

All Over Your Hedge, Boing!

987

My Missus Would've Scored That

988

Cirencester Tesco

989

Terry Fenwick Ate John Byrne

990

Elton John's Marmite

991

David Byrne

992

The Leaning Gower Of Pisa

993

Celebrity Combination Lock - Episode 0007 - Lloyd Griffith

994

Alan Cork Suit

995

Billy Ocean

996

Chitty Chicken Bang Bang

997

Player Fifty-Six

998

Celebrity Combination Lock - Episode 0006 - Rob Auton

999

Come on Eileen

1000

King Hawksbee