All Episodes

Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!

The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours

Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret

Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody

Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards

Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books

Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage

X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers

Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches

William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?

Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…

Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker

Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke

Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet

Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak

The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC

Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable…

Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun

Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny

Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE

Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count?

The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma

Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply…

Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley

Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend

Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out

Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations

Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping

Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney

Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments

Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio!

Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares

Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!

Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast

Help I’m A West End Girl | And Jordy’s Rants

Jordan’s 2AM Cringe | And Is Wrestling Gay?

Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season

Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions

Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!

Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon

Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police

What Is GOONING? | And Jordan’s Sexy Jet Wash

Help I’ve Got Mother Of Pearl Fish Cutlery | And Butch BBQ Chat

REACTING TO JORDAN’S OLD VLOGS | And Illegal Cheeses

Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap

Viagra For Hamsters!? | And More Niche Knowledge

Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR

William's KFC Review | And Jordan's Northern Problem

Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret

What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena

Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!

Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags

Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️

William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise

Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up

William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys

Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On

He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch

Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance

Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints

Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy

Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan

Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies

Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…

Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny

Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK

Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE

Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us

Help My Kids Have SEX Questions | And Jordan LOVES A Big Load

Eating Curry With a SPOON?! | And Jordan’s Seen William’s BIG Package

Help She Doesn’t Know I’m GAY | And William's WILD Night Out

William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions

Help My Autocorrect Is X-RATED | And Jordan’s CREEPY Present

William FINALLY Gets Jordan Into Bed For A FISTMAS SPECIAL

Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN

Help I Want To Hide My HOOK UPS | And Jordan Has JOMO

William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths

Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William Has Been Inspired By WETHERSPOONS

Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency | Plus Jordan's Been CHOMPING In Bed

Help My Dainty Knickers Are RUINED | And William And Jordan Get SLOSHED

Jordan Nearly Did WHAT With Jon Sopel | Plus William And Jordan Chat ICONIC Musicals

Help He’s Slanking In Bed | And Why FLATCEST Is A Bad Idea

William's Got A BRAND NEW Job | Plus Some CLASSIC Northern Parenting

Help My Suitcase Is VIBRATING | And Jordan's toilet LOW POINT

Jordan's REPLACED With AI | And Who Is More Of A GENTLEMAN

Help It's A POO SPECIAL | And Jordan Does DRAG RACE

NSFW Nicknames | And What Are William And Jordan's SPIRIT ANIMALS

Help They’re Doing It In A TRACTOR | Plus Jordan's STINKY Surprise

The Help I Sexted My Boss FUNERAL | William and Jordan visit the AFTERLIFE

Help I Can’t Look Her In The Eye

Throuples, Builder Kinks and Locktober

Help My Pussy's In The Dark

Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges

Help I Gave Myself A Colonic

Disappearing Chocolate, Naughty Rings and See It, Say It, Sexted

Help He’s Getting His Wand Out

Sincere Words, Takeaways and Horse Beans

Help She Borrowed My Vibrator

William’s Lies, Geordie Trains and Wedding Advice for Producer Ben

Help We're Revealing Our Big Secret

Drag Names, Chorizo and Henny Stags

Help My Mate's Dad Is Thirsty

Chopstick Etiquette, Northern Siri and Sexy/Not Sexy

Help She Won’t Trim Her Bush

Naughty Words, Scents and Sunday Roasts

Help I Don’t Want To Marry Him

Sewers, Muff and Sexted-Themed Trips

Help He Wants His Chicken Drumstick Back

Kilts, Pickled Eggs and a Wigan Kebab

Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe

Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast

Help There’s An STD On My Foot

Pints, Typos and Work Mishaps

Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary

Airport Attire, Joke Review and Ravishing Nuts

Help I Can't Find My Person

Peppers, France and Common or Not

Nothing Beats a Jet2holiday in Malta!

Help I’m A Nervous Squirter

Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes

Help My Mother Has A Second One

Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts

Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll

Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners

Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again

William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication

Help I’m In Love With Diego

Moans, Groans and a Couples Massage

Help He Died With An Erection

Jumpsuits, Mariah, and Communism

Help I've Had A Raunchy Mishap

Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern

Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters

Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad

Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach

The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls

Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette

Evita, Air Fryers and Horny Ben

Help He Violated My Toothbrush

Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck

Help He’s Growing A Mullet

Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull

Help He Tinkled On My Toes

Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder

Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail

Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking

Help My Poo Ruined Pudding

Pranks, Priests and Food Swings

Help I’m Going To Be A Star

Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches

Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger

Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review

Help We're Getting Smashed

Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball

Help It Squirted In My Eye

Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe

Help I’m Lady Garden

Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong

Help He Keeps Licking My Toes

Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours

Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge

Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings

Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip

Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy

Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying

Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load

Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake

Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes

Help William’s Got A Hard Out

Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister

Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button

Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack

Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels

Help I Got Sixty-Blinded

Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers

Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear

Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings

Help My Poo’s On The Loose

Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals

Help He Bashed His Bishop

Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots

Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody

Mistaken Messages and Middle Class Mas

Help I Don’t Know My Holes

Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings

Help We Won £200,000,000

Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens

Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes

Help I’m Scared Of Clowns

Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes

Help My Fart Cleared The Building

Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints

Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box

Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime

Help I Got A Gassy Greeting

Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales

Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On

Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names

Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo

William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics

Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair

Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups

Help I Flashed My Flaps

Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts

Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club

Help It’s William’s Birthday!

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots

Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs

Help William Vetoed The Episode Title

Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits

Help My Grandparents Are Nudists

Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions

Help Producer Ben Is Engaged

Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs

Help I Stole A Dead Dog

Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews

Help I’ve Offended A Nun

Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers

Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances

Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise

Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes

Help You Gave Me The Thumb

Births, Burials and Brisk Searches

Help I’m Fel Ching

Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies

Help I Hate Your Speaker

Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears

Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill

Help We’ve Been On Tour

Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss

Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour

Lies, Lies and More Lies

Help I Sharted In Peru

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

Help This D Tastes Funny

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

Help I’m On Anal Leave

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

Help I’m A Spunk Specialist

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

Help It's The Valentines Special

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

The Sexted Awards 2023

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

So Long, Farewell…

Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin

Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring

Help We've Got Some News To Share

Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam

Help I've Kegged Myself

Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers

Help I’m Non-Mahogany

Weekend Release: Books, Quirks and Spine Breakers

Help She's Touching My Thermostat

Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts and a Blonde Roast

Help We've Swapped Places

Weekend Release: Massages, Straws and Douchebags

Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool

Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage and Sore Wrists

Help I Don’t Know Where To Look

Weekend Release: Olives, Beer and Bloopers

Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

Weekend Release: A Flashback, a Diary and a Waffle Top

Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers

Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper

Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum

Weekend Release: School Assembly Bangers

Help I Tasted My Father-In-Law

Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline

Help We Didn't Flinch At Felching

Weekend Release: Mystery Package

Help I Know Him From A Porno

Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under

Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost

Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?

Help We're Live In Benidorm

Weekend Release: Oliday From Ell

Help We've Entered Benidorm

Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha

Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox | And Clone-A-Willy

Weekend Release: Tits and Toast

Help I've Seen Your Member

Weekend Release: The Dubonettes

Help I've Been Rear Ended

Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!

Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo

Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown

Help You're Being Demonstrative

Weekend Release: Lee-dow or Lie-dow?

Diva Espana: Help My Father-In-Law Got Pumped

Weekend Release: What Ever Happened To The Potato Peeler?

Diva Espana: Help My Dad Lied About The Dog

Weekend Release: A Horny Haunting

Diva Espana: Help They Won’t Pay Me Back

Weekend Release: The First Diva Espana Winner!

Diva Espana: Help I Dusted Off Dusty

Weekend Release: The Toasted Tampon

Diva Espana: Help It's Your First Chance To Win

The ultimate G&Diva summer holiday in Benidorm!

Weekend Release: The Yorkshire Pudding Millionaire

Help He’s a Gummy Bear

Weekend Release: I’m A Widgie Man, Myself

Help My Brother-In-Law's Coming On To Me

Weekend Release: Polla De Burro

Help I Saw My Boss’s Sex Tape

Weekend Release: Shocked Into Dislocation

Help I Need To Delete My Vinted

William’s Surprise, Darling

Help My Pug's Got My Plug

Weekend Release: Doctor Jordan North

Help I Got Frisky With The Grocer

Weekend Release: Erika's Foot

Help My Steven's Got A Big Willy

Weekend Release: The Boys Are Back In Town

Help He’s Got A Donkey Cock

Weekend Release: William Doesn’t Have a Wikipedia Page!

Help I’ve Shagged My Boss’s Daughter

Weekend Release: Top 5 Moments Countdown

Help It’s Our 5th Birthday Livestream

Weekend Release: A Handwritten Spesh

Help There’s Something In The Butter

Weekend Release: We’ve Penetrated The Sphinx

Help I’m Handling Unexpected Plums

Weekend Release: Vicar Tom is back!

Help I've Had A Slaggy Summer

Weekend Release: Trip To The Publishers

Help I Massacred The Bed Sheets

Weekend Release: Get Hard and Come Home

Help My Friend Is In A Cult

Weekend Release: Help us Vicar Tom!

Help I’ve Got Lunch With An Earl

Weekend Release: The Writers' Room

Help There’s Pubes In My Pencil Case

Weekend Release: The Potato Peeler Legacy

It's Time To Reveal Ourselves

Help I'm Scarred For Life

Weekend Release: Lube Wrestling

Help I’m A Milk Thief

Second Coming: Help There’s a Gay Ghost In My Bed

Weekend Release: Bobsleigh Time

Help The Gay Ghost is Back

Weekend Release: Big Willy and Jord

Help I'm Getting Too Old For This

Help It's a Christmas Spesh

Weekend Release: Thanks Baby

Help I Found My Dad’s Thong

Weekend Release: Love Is Not In The Air

Help I Dropped My Knickers Outside Asda

Weekend Release: Poppins Problems

Help What Do I Buy My Boyfriend's Girlfriend

Weekend Release: Feeling Flirty

Help How Do I Deter My Mother-in-Law

Help William’s Never Been To Greggs

Help I Hate His Sex Music

Weekend Release: William's Scallops

Help There's A Man In My Bed

Weekend Release: Wendy, Can I Borrow Your Potato Peeler?

Help I'm Bored of BeReal

Weekend Release: Gu Pot Baby

Help We Lost Touch

Weekend Release: Gu Pot Goodness

Help I've Fallen Into Spidey's Trap

Weekend Release: Hard On Message

Help The Honeymoon Is Over

Weekend Release: Jar Jar Binks

Help I Want To Touch Your Bump

Weekend Release: Goodbye Producer Ben

Help We've Had A Wedding

Weekend Release: William's Wedding

Help My Mum’s A Milf

Remembering The Queen

Help What's an Aubergine Emoji?

Weekend Release: Young Jordan

Help I Want To Chat You Up

Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls

Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny

Weekend Release: M'Gooch

Help I Know A Vabber

Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench

Help I'm More Postman Than Post Box

Weekend Release: Party Sausage

Help My Brother's A Spanker

Weekend Release: Pocket Rocket

Help My Dad's a KFC Dribbler

Help I'm An Anonymous Cruiser

Weekend Release: The Sexted Steamer

Help There's a Tiff on the Tyne

Weekend Release: Sorry Jesus

Help There’s a Prince on FaceTime

Weekend Release: Jordan’s Agastopic Black Hole

Help We're Back In Edinburgh

Weekend Release: Jordan’s Emergency Landing

Help I Don't Want To Thank You

Weekend Release: An Issue With A Tissue

Help My Personal Trainer Made Me Cry

Weekend Release: Platty Joob Spesh

Help I'm Up In Space Ma'am

Weekend Release: Walking on Broken Dubonnet

Help My Name's *****cock

Weekend Release: Out Of Both Ends

Help I'm Working From Rome

Weekend Release: The Guinness Storehouse Tour

Help We're Backstage in Belfast

Weekend Release: Lads On Tour In Ireland

Help I'm Flying First

Weekend Release: Jordan’s Doppelgänger

Help He's Left A Log

Weekend Release: Jump Cut Jack

Help I've Lost My Dummy

E-MERCH-ENCY

Help It's Yours Sincerely

Weekend Release: Sending You To Sleep

Help I've Been Hustled

Weekend Release: Let's Get Steamy

Help I Have Major Daddy Issues

Weekend Release: Starting A Podcast Advice

Help There's SPF All Over My Face

Weekend Release: The Moon Under Water

Help I'm All Tied Up

Weekend Release: The Preview Review

Help I've Farted In Pilates

Weekend Release: Rowing Home with Jordan (And Producer Ben)

Help I'm Rowing Home

Weekend Release: Russell Kane

Help I Hate Your Coffee

Weekend Release: Jordan's Diction

Help I Need To Silence A Vegan

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Letter

Help I Hate Your Dinner Party

Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole

Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral

Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow

Help My In-Laws Have Seen My Fandango

Weekend Release: Private Parts with Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy

Help I've Been Caught With The Vicar

Weekend Release: William's Unfair Dismissal

Help It's Series Infinity… And Beyond!

Advent Calendar: It's Christmas!

Advent Calendar: Emptying The Sack

Advent Calendar: Christmas Dinners PB's Birthday and Receiving Presents

Advent Calendar: Return of the King

An Advent Calendar Update

Advent Calendar: Christmas TV

Advent Calendar: Christmas Drinks

Advent Calendar: Father Christmas

Advent Calendar: Christmas Nativity

Advent Calendar: Christmas Decorations

Advent Calendar: Secret Santa

Advent Calendar: Christmas Films

Advent Calendar: Christmas Cards

Advent Calendar: Work Christmas Party

Advent Calendar: Christmas Songs

Lads On Tour Announcement

Advent Calendar: Christmas Lists

Advent Calendar: Giving Presents

Advent Calendar: Christmas Trees

Advent Calendar: Mince Pies

Advent Calendar: Christmas Jumpers

Advent Calendar: Advent Calendars

The Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar

The Boys Are Back: Kinder Surprise

The Boys Are Back: William And Jordan Are Rifting

The Boys Are Back: We Don't Do Politi

Weekend Release: Your Tour Questions Answered (And More…)

Help I've Been Bonking In An Alley

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's A Tree

Help I Need To Cancel

Weekend Release: Frank's Accent

Help I Like It Salty (Cha Cha Cha)

Weekend Release: You Know You're A G And Diva When…

Help My Neighbour's Windows Need Some Pledge

Weekend Release: Melon Plucker Update

Help It's The Final Biscuit

Weekend Release: William's Diary Returns

Help Die Umwelt Ist Kaputt

Weekend Release: William's Dating Profile

Weekend Release: Expectations and Reality

Help I’ve Been Given the Thumbs Up

Weekend Release: Jordan's Book Club

Help I've Snapped The D

Weekend Release: James Hanson (William's Brother)

Help It's Me Or Your Nuts

Weekend Release: William's New Friend

Help My Sister Thinks She's A Pornstar

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Paintbrush

Help I've Got A Hole In One

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part Two

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part One

Help It's The Pilot

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Debrief

Help It's Our Big 100th Episode Livestream Special

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Planning

Help I've Gone Viral

Weekend Release: Losing My VirGINiDy

Help I'm Moving To London

Weekend Release: Pie In A Park

Help My Mates Are Meeting In A Park

Weekend Release: Census Results

Help I'm A Thirteenth Wheel

Weekend Release: Jordan's Snake Handler

Help I'm Out Of A Man

Weekend Release: Jordan's Fan Fic

Help We Haven't Got A Plan

Weekend Release: Inspirational Jordan

Help I've Got A Wonky Clock

Weekend Release: William's Diary Part II

Help My Neighbours Are Common

Weekend Release: William's Apology

Help I've Left My Lube On The Side

Weekend Release: Jordan's Safe Word

Help I'm In A Man

Weekend Release: William's Bit On The Side

Help I'm A Boss Who's Been Sexted

Weekend Release: William's Diary

Help I Fancy My Twin Brother's Boyfriend

Weekend Release: Jordan's Diary

Help There's A Jumping Jet Behind Me

Weekend Release: William's Big Release

Help I Accidentally Sexted My Mother-In-Law

Weekend Release: Doggy Style

Help We've Killed Manilow

2020 Fistmas Special

I'm A Celeb: The Reunion

I'm A Celeb: Jordan North Is The King Of Our Castle

I'm A Celeb: Elves, Celebrity Cyclone and Jordan’s Best Bits

I'm A Celeb: 120 Elephants, Kinder Bueno and Sam Thompson

I'm A Celeb: Castle Inn, I Will Survive and Jay Rodriguez

I'm A Celeb: Phantom Dribbler, Bye Bev and Scarlett Moffatt

I'm A Celeb: Spit, Mutton and Joe Tasker

I'm A Celeb: Week 2, Your Questions and Christopher Biggins

I'm A Celeb: Privy Problems, Nessun Dorma and Matt Edmondson

I'm A Celeb: Policeman, Halsey and Woody and Kleiny

I'm A Celeb: Bye Bye Beard, Megashag and Special Guest

I'm A Celeb: All That Jazz, Showering Shane and Pendleside Hospice

I'm A Celeb: Bev’s Book, Donna the Duck and Riyadh Khalaf

I'm A Celeb: Royal Banquet, Camp Leader and Owain Wyn-Evans

I'm A Celeb: Week 1, Luxury Items and Bev's Daughter Danielle

I'm A Celeb: Royal Confessions, Terror Troughs and Tony Blackburn

I'm A Celeb: Bare Foot Massage, Trapped Door and Nick Grimshaw

I'm A Celeb: Bread and Butter, Nessa’s Tattoo and Jake Quickenden

I'm A Celeb: Frights Of The Round Table, Three Day Underwear and Katie Thistleton

I'm A Celeb: Happy Place, Happy Place, Turf Moor, Happy Place and Kerry Katona

I'm A Celeb: Vomit, Bev's Pockets and Jordan's Mum

Help I Sexted My Boss Does I'm A Celebrity

Help My Co-Host's Going Into The Castle

Help It's The Best Of Series 5 - Part Two

Help It's The Best of Series 5 - Part One

Replay: Help We've Landed In Monaco

Replay: Help I'm Marrying An American

Replay: Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed

Help My Landlord Saw My Sex Toys

Weekend Release: Wilfred and Justin Come Again

Help I've Got A Nude Of My Dad

Weekend Release: Horizontal Refreshment

Help My Brother's Girlfriend Is A Cheat

Weekend Release: When Life Gives You Melons

Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker

Weekend Release: William The Cover Star

Help I've Got My Eye On My Optician

Weekend Release: Ding-Dong Ditch

Help I Want A Rhino On My Face

Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson

Help I've Found A Ring In My Room

Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea

Help I Like It Thick Cut

Weekend Release: William's Perfect

Help I Need To Work On My Dipthongs

Weekend Release: Our Jordan, My William

Help My Folks Aren't Woke

Weekend Release: Battenberg In The Park

Help I Can't Get A Word In Edgeways

Weekend Release: Jordan's In My Dreams

Help I've Got Wood In A Van

Help I'm In Love With My Best Friend

Help I'm Using William's Dongle

Help I'm Googling Lube

Help My Parents Are Pampering My Boyfriend

Help I Can't Handle The D

Help I Sound Like I'm In A Tunnel

Help There's A Delivery Up My Back Passage

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