All Episodes
Hey Friends — 499 episodes
2nd March 2026: Big Catch Up, LA & Vegas, Ships.
29th October 2025: Paris, Curious Cakeshed, Nightmare Drives
3rd Sept 2025: So I’m 40, Spanish Donuts & Honesty
19th August 2025: Failed Cruise, Chicago, What’s Next?
2nd July 2025: Tasting Menu, Busy Schedule, Sarah!
18th June 2025: Cruise, Trigger Warnings, Fake Thumb
13th May 2025: Town Twinning, The GSpot Of Norfolk, No Music.
30th April 2025: Short Drop In
17th April 2025: Six Weeks, Cruising & Shaping Up
8th March 2025: Nashville Part Two, Hot Chocolate & Masterclass
27th February 2025: Nashville Part One
13th February 2025: New TV, Teabags, Close Up.
3rd Feb 2024: Existential Crisis, Collecting Myself… and Blu Rays.
15th Jan 2025: New Year, Same Me.
19th December 2024: Letting Go, Your Resolutions.
13th December 2024: America Final Part, Xmas Prep, Oh Deer!
4th December 2024: Wicked & USA Part Two
22nd November 2024: Chat GPT, Apologising, Xmas
14th November 2024: USA Part 1
23rd October 2024: McLetdown, Hospital, Buying Women’s Underwear.
15th October 2024: Roaming Rome, Hope Is The Thing With Feathers
9th October 2024: On Target, Italy Part One, Theft
2nd October 2024: Seasons, Ghosts Of Rats, Oh Captain!
24th September 2024: Coffee, Chicken Balti Pies, Egg Burns
20th September 2024: Bagels & Bukowski
10th September 2024: Great North Run, Amelie, Week Off
1st September 2025: Exploding Cans, Villa Park, Week Off!
25th August 2024: I’m 39, No Donuts, Just Honesty
12th June 2024: Holiday Haters, Haunted Houses, Happy Happy.
5th June 2024: Cruise Gig, Pulling My Finger Out, Pizzas
29th May 2024: Flying Home, Half Marathon, Aftermath!
22 May 2024: Tattoos, Tea and Trip To Rome! Cruising.
8 May 2025: Poopaphone, Losing Anxiety, Learning
1 May 2024: Deaf Runner, Cruise, Fake Leg
24-25 April 2024: Wonders, London, Back At It!
17th April 2024: Kelpies, CodPast, Doctor Balls.
3rd April 2024: I’m back, Euphamisms and Everything Else
6 March 2024: New Bits, Nashville 3, Shin Splint
29th Feb 2024: Egyptians Vs Chavs, Nashville Part 2, Cigars
23rd February 2024: Nashville: PART ONE
7th Feb 2024: New McMenu, ADH-Me, Finally Finished Singapore
31st January 2023: Better Late Than Never, Motivation, Working Hard
24th January 2024: Laughing Hurts, Conscription, New Project
16th January 2024: Beating The Pigeon, More Cruise, Fake Taxi
11th January 2024: More Cruise, More News, More To Lose
3rd January 2024: New Year, New Me, Singapore Part One!
27th December 2023: Fake Followers, Year In Review, Resolutions
20th December 2023: Bumper Xmas Episode!
13 December 2023: More USA, New PB, Car Trouble
6th December 2023: Part Two American Catch Up & Joshua
29th Nov 2023: The Great American Catch Up, Part One.
19th October 2023: Reflection, Renewal, Repeat!
14th October 2023: Magic, Good News and Carb Loading
4th October 2023: Stereotype Jobs and Running!
20th September 2023: No Spender September, Feeling Lost, Run Run Ruuun!
30th August 2023: I’m 38, Donuts and Honesty. 3 year anniversary!
2nd August 2023: Annoying Sarah, Achilles, Feet On The Ground
26th July 2023: Part 1.5 Catch-up. Mexican Coca Cola, Jokes and Stuff
13th July 2023: The Big Catch Up!
7th June 2023: Beyoncé’s Takeout, Dog’s Personality, Running
24th May 2023: Weight In The Queue, Back At It, they were both puns…
16th May 2023: Edinburgh, Working It Out, I’m Early!
10th May 2023: Swim Lane Politics, Coronation, Witch Doctors & Sausages
3rd May 2023: Birthday Suit, Sauna Vs Steam Room, Princess Sarah
26th April 2023: What’s In The Bag, Ice Cream Licking & Back Stage Magic!
18th April 2023: Biggest Ever Episode, Viva Espanol, McDonalds and Shows
5th April 2023: Wash Bag Drama, New Pains, Good Times Ahead!
29th March 2023: Mark 2.0, Isle Of Wight, Virtual Nothing
22nd March 2023: Running, Lemsip, YouTube
15th March 2023: Doctors Vs Nurses, Toothache, London
8th March 2023: Not Well, Chavs Fighting, Goodbye Friend
2nd March 2023: Pre-Butterfly, Smart Meter, Exciting Announcements and Prawn Mayo
15th February 2023: Midnight Poop, Sea Days, Family Characters
9th February 2023: Lost At Sea, More Watches, Magic Magic Magic
2nd Feb 2023: Say You Don’t Know, Conventions, America
11th January 2023: Toilet Paper Wedge, Sarah’s Hair, Bookstart
4th January 2023: New Year Resolutions, Xmas Day and Guitar Problems
30th December 2022: Urgent Jumper, Christmas At Sea, Last Moan Of 2022
19th December 2022: A Podcast In 5 Parts, feat. Alexander Wells, Sarah James & Doc Brown!
12th December 2022: Classical Chavs, Knife Wielding Homeless, Win The Day
7th December 2023: Wednesday, Dog In Mouth, Birds & Bees
29th November 2022: Birthday Suit, Saving & Spending, Great News
21st November 2022: Underpronation, Football, Performing For Peers!
14th November 2022: Princess, Process, Protest
7th November 2022: Pube Envy, Citizenship Test, Returning To Better Habits
31st October 2022: Sarah Returns, Facing Critics, Stuff In A Suitcase
24th October 2022: Room 101, Failures, Music & Films
18th October 2022: Porn Parody, Britannia Hotel, Edinburgh Trip
10th October 2022: Halfway Ravioli, 3 Bags Sarah and Running
3rd October 2022: Genderless Bin People, Anne Summers and More
26th September 2022: Everything Since Last Time, Big News, Do Not Go Gentle
15th June 2022: Challenges, QBlab, Pizza Oven
8th June: Bagel, Beefeater, Beymouth
1 June 2022: Scary, Sushi, Sarah
25th May 2022: Back In The Saddle, Material Girl
18th May 2022: Blue Cheese Band, Plans, 15 Left
11th May 2022: Two Parts Bullshit. One Part Progress
4th May 2022: 16st 7, Mum’s Security, Bad Agent
27th April 2022: Ranking Chocolate Bars, Weight, Book
20th April 2022: Ola Mi Amigos, Los Siento Para Mi Espanol, Buenas Dias!
13th April 2022: Drums, Marriage and Making It Happen
6th April 2022: Transition and Transformation
30th March 2022: Falling Down Stairs, Caravans & Suits
23rd March 2022: Legiterally, Disney Sandwich, Back To Shows
16th March 2022: TikTok Viral, ASMR, Slagging Marvel
9th March 2022: Dog Note, Triple Annoyed, Crying
2nd March 2022: Dog Hiccups, In Car System, Everest
23rd Feb 2022: Three Parts, Sarah’s On, Boiled Egg
16th Feb 2022: New Car, New Me, Annoyed At Bingo!
9th Feb 2022: Sarah’s Back, Sound Is Good, Sugar Sugar
2nd Feb 2022: Everything Is Better Now, I’m Finally On The Path
26th Jan 2022: Driving, Front Bottoms, Panic Attack
19th Jan 2022: Rabbit Holes, Sleepy Randomness, Big Walk
12th Jan 2022: Collective Obsessions, Get In The Bed, Paying Debts
5th Jan 2022: Big London, C*nt Of The Week, Beigel Bagel
29th Dec 2021: End Of Year & Looking Ahead
22nd Dec 2021: We Have COVID, New Dog, Baldness
15 December 2021: Sorry I’m Late, London, Big Week!
8th Dec 2021: X-Men vs Avengers, Uber Eats & Tell People To Go F#ck Themsleves
1st Dec 2022: Star Wars, Peloton, Big News and Secrets
24th Nov 2021: Arguing With Strangers, Hardburger, Shouting Names In My Sleep
17th Nov 2021: IKEA Price, Cancel Confidence, Apple Watch
10th Nov 2021: Hosting, New Beds, Wedding Cake
3rd Nov 2021: Photographs, Inactive Joy, Car Key Problems.
27th Oct 2021: Chicken Flags, Nuclear Order and Groucho’s Eyebrows
20th Oct 2020: Squirrel Self Control, PCR Test, Gallows Humour
13 Oct 2021: Hecklers & Happy Endings…
6th Oct 2021: Envelopes Moan When I Lick Them
29th Sept 2021: Distractions, Dobby, Burgers In Bread
22nd Sept 2021: Ronald McDonald, Memories, Tailoring and Ferries!
15th Sept 2021: Three Electricians And A Bowling Ball
8th Sept 2021: Challenge Vs Chore & More
1st Sept 2021: Weekly But Not Weakly
I’m 36, what now? 25th August 2021
THREE SIX FIVE. FUCK!
Favourite Bit, World Buffet Of Ideas, Hot Tub
Heal, Weird Gig, Collecting
Tomorrow.
Weekly Weigh, Lottery Guesser
No Beans, No Suit, Gender Chocolate
New Plan, Scone
Speep
Failure Is A Bruise Not A Tattoo, Rom-Com
Sleepy, Indian, Tottenham!
Variety Show To Forecourt
Confirmation, Reactions, Late Arrival
New Opportunity, Stability, 85%
Printing The Diary, More Shows
Don’t Speak Too Soon
I’m Back! Slowly Healing & Plans
The One Where I Can’t Talk
Vocal Problems, First Football Match
Birmingham, Stolen Cars, Messi
Golf, Chips, Villa
Moved In, Blister, Circus
New Shoes, Tired & Happy
Cromer Walk, Windscreen Wiper
24 Days, Pens and Boob Sweat
23:59
Sandwich Walkoff, Joshua, Lunging
Up The Villa, Third Leg, Correction
Horse Gender Olympics, Jaffa Cake Bar, Debts
Overhearing Arguments, Tiki, Pertan
AirBnB, Football Focus
Pizza Drive, Joint Epsiode
Incorrect Delivery, Back To The Future, Mistakes
Airtag, New Kettle, Who’s Ian Rush?
Noisy Bike, Dave Visit, Window Cleaner
11th Hour
Shawarma Barber, Packed Day & Silence
Freedom Day
Farming Misery, Clown Replacement
Steak Overrated, Nate, Whiskey
Author’s Message, 3 Takeaways, Helping Criticism
Drive, Cooking Styles, Joanna
Baller, Bowler, Bailer
Language Learning, Summer, Unsend Poo Video
Racists, Rain, Redemption
Heartbreak
Expectations, Percentage Changes, Week Off
I Survived, More TV
TV Work
England vs Denmark, Early Show
Beard Trouble, Forgetting Your Props
Genital Nicknames, Distractions, Wimbledon
Samuel Poops, Punch & Judy, Watch Glasses
It’s Coming Home, Bonus, Pizza Hut
Tents, Ties and Tantrums
Ten Gig Week, Ryan Adams, Scotland
Two Coffees, Too Polished
Double Gigs, England V Germany
Lakeland, Perfect Show, Zoom School
Pigsaw, Waffle
Eggs, No Flavour, LeBron Laden
GERD, Paint My Like A French Girl, Camp
Shopping, Cricket, En Francais
Wales, Shaving, Glasses
Arguing With The Chef, England, Per Il Conto
Mismatch Day Out, Visiting Mum, Durham
300, Showbiz Poo, Things You Hated As A Kid
Catholic Cannibal, Hugged By Thor
Harry Kane Is Useless, Preferences
The Cage, Cancellations, Bailed
Shower Multitask, Google Meets, Laughs
Knackers, A Ghost Story, Mussels
Virtual Show, More Football & 294
Bread and Football
Babbling Kafka
Church Puns, Script Writing Process
4 Person Hair Removal, Bingo Winner
Thanks Bart! Double episode… tomorrow.
More Inane Drivel, Doubling Down, Bingo
Food, Close Up Magic, Cricket
Lots To Say, Official Weight, Relaxed Confidence
Saturday. Oooops.
Migraine & Korean Food
Challenge Dynamic, Ny Oh, Parrots
Sleep In The Rain, First Night Away, Hiding In The Shower
Playing COD DON’T LISTEN THIS IS RUBBISH
Gigged Out, Jesus Time
Mistaken Identity & Camping
Curious Mysteries has begun! OTD
Late Night, Gig Life & Joan Of Arc
Walks, Gigs & Facts!
BTK, Psychopaths, On This Day
Hair Dye, England Football Team
Hanlon’s Razor, The Warmest Room
First Gig, Vaccine, Eurovision
Back In Showbiz
The Friends, Live Show Prep!
Day Off Together and Chemex Brew Guide
Wednesday Wanchor
Banged Head, Wee Update, Almost Forgot!
Food Glorious Food
Acoustic Alarm Clock, Funny Bones
Football and Childhood Nostalgia
100 Days, Donuts And A Kickabout
Tesco Clubcard, Your Dad Is Dead, Greatest TV Moment
Coca Cola, Bondage, Tired
Rug Doctor, Green Fingers and Shout Outs!
Confessing My Secret
Rating Yourself As A Pokemon, Am I Better Than Cheese?
Saturday, Science, Italian Job
Naked Attraction, Penis Piercings, Delete Facebook
Gonuts, I Did A Show, Tight Clothes
Less Is More Illusion, Takeaway, Jobs
Music Editing For Magicians
Wet, Alternate Genital Names, Walks
Chocolate Squirty Cream, Physical Product, Inevitable Disappointment
Lonely Boy, Pointless Arguments
Things Are Looking Up, Congrats To Sarah!
Jury Duty, Smashing Jobs, Another 1lb Down
Don’t Worry I’m Here, GoPro Issues, Kopi Luwak
The Lost Tuesday Episode, Don’t Worry!
Tiredness Hangover, Wee Donkey, Vlogging
Wild Garlic, Vlogs Back?
Ome, Brewer, Quick.
Giant Poo, Pommel & Pronunciation
New Maps, Tired, RSI
Giri Haji, Justin Townes Earl, COD
Funny Silly Things, Thumbs In Eye Sockets
Svarting, Colonics, Big Episode
Line Of Duty, Periods, Theory Of Relativity
Royal Funeral, Parcels, Don’t Look Back In Anger
Friday School Run, Streaming, Catchphrase
9 at 9, Squatty Potty, Morning!
Helping, Hoping, Talking To Joshua
Whoops, Cary Grant, Chicken Tonight.
How Well Does Mummy Know Joshua?
Ramen, Routine, Back At It. Murder Musical: Into The Unknown
Leg Pain, Mac Miller, Aeropress. Murder Musical: Pinball Wizard
American English, Arguments, Films. Murder Musical: Sweet Transvestite.
Pavlova Palaver, Pooem, Double Jeopardy. Murder Musical: Rewrite The Stars
Peanut Butter Jelly, Music Theory, Instagram. Murder Musical: Good Morning Baltimore.
Wake Up Defeated, Recommendations. Murder Musical: Bring Him Home
Locked Out Of Instagram, Robots Hate Me. Murder Musical: I Dreamed A Dream
Swollen Glands, Haircuts, Water Consumption. Murder Musical: On My Own
Actually Started, Double Walk, Wamble
Snobbery, Coffee, Linking Rings
Shave Everything, Short One, April!
Lost Debit Card, Too Much Sun, Mindfulness. WINNERS ANNOUNCED!
Very Happy, Jobs Done, Iced Coffee.
Coffee Experiment, Joshua’ Meals, Road Rage Incident. No poem, was driving.
Deleting Distractions, Top 5 Comedians and... THE QUIZ!!!
Usual Rubbish, I Don’t Own A Bra, TikTok. Poem: Drunk Cat In The Hat
Tightening Suit, VERY Naughty Words, NSFW. Poem: Cinderella by Roald Dahl
Distracted, playing cod, dont bother. Poem: No Man Is An Island
Horrible Video, Hoarders. Poem: The Pale Green Pants
Pillow Or Cushion, Deleting Facebook. Poem: Because I Could Not Stop For Death
Bad Food Day, Not Much Else. Poem: Unnamed, R Hennesey
A Shit Yourself Event, Magic Convention. Poem: America by Walt Whitman
Moving Rooms, Regan’s Beard, Therapy. Poem: Regan’s Beard, by Mark James
Two Days On It. Poem: A Boy Named Sue
Better Mood, Cookie Dough Confusion. Poem: Young Hearts, Atticus
Useless. Poem: The Dentist & The Crocodile
Big Day, Business Updates. Poem: The Road Not Taken
Wanting Cake, Super Mario Theme. Poem: I Love Cake
Mother’s Day, Fitness Tracker. Poem: I Had A Duck Billed Platypus
Positive Decisions, Saucy Karen. Poem: Sylvia Plath, Mad Girl’s Love Song
Recovering. Poem: The Owl & The Pussycat
Difficult Conversation
Mad Busy Day, Spiders Legs. Poem: A Dream Within A Dream
Murder Dream, Coffee No Sugar. Poem: Casey At The Bat.
Sooooo Tired, Hiccups and Playing Cards. Poem: What Do Women Want? Kim Addonizio
Life Of Pi, Cancel Everything. Poem: Green Eggs & Ham, Dr Seuss
Queen’s Gambit & Arguing With Strangers. Poem: Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
Writing New Material, Alan Bennett Plays. Poem: The Soldier, Rupert Brooke
More Of The Same. Poem: Television By Roald Dahl.
Chatterboxes. Poem: Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.
Whoops, Dead People Seldom Write Poems, Lions & Alberts.
Podsitivity, Did Vegetarian Now No Chocolate!
24hr Criminals, Motiv8 March. Album: Ariana Grande, Thank U Next
Murder Mystery Shows, Garden Theatre. Album: Leon Bridges, Coming Home
Shout Outs, Clubhouse Show. Album: Billie Eilish, When We Fall Asleep
Existential Rubbish. Album: David Gray, White Ladder
Fuck The Cloud, Fortnite Song. Album: Sam Fender, Hypersonic Missiles
Editing It Out, Can’t Be Bothered Beyoncé’. Album: Jason Isbell, Live At The Ryman
Sweaty Arse Line, Chips. Album: Sarah Bareilles, Amidst The Chaos
One Week Left, Joshua Haircut. Album: Dear Evan Hansen
Fillet Of Fish, Virtual Shows. Album: Maisie Peters
Gig Day. Album: Ryan Adam’s, 1989z
Real Gig, Februtary. Album: Noname, Telefone.
Pineapple Pizza, Jackfruit. Album: Ray Charles, The Atlantic Years
Explanation, Photography. Album: Kanye West, Graduation
Last minute!
St Valentine, Singing. Album: The Electrifying Aretha Franklin
Seafood Letdown, Side Dish. Album: Taylor Swift, Red
Tortilla Maths, Least Loved. Album: The Strokes, Is This It?
Curious Monkey Inc, Two Shows. Album: Justin Townes Earl, Midnight At The Movies
Appointment TV, Meh. Album: Beyoncé, Lemonade
BBC School, Back On It. Album: Elbow, Little Fictions
Wobble, Too Nice For Crime. Album: John Mayer, Live In LA
Faults, New Business. Album: Ryan Adams, Live At Carnegie Hall
Rain & Rest. Album: Dashboard Confessional, Screaming Infidelities
Feeling Nothing, 10lbs Down. Album: Damien Rice, O
Day Date, Sneezes vs Coughs. Album: Paramore, After Laughter
Keeping On, Nashville. Album: James Bay, Chaos & The Calm
Deleting Negativity, First Day, Success
STATEMENT OF INTENT
Dessert Island Dicks, 200 Club, Februtarian
Star Wars Is Average, Family Guest Appearance, Changing Nappies
Fresh Orange, Sausage Joke, Mum’s ‘Praise’
Thanks Alfie, Post Show, Morrison’s Chicken
Naked In The Dark, Can’t Wipe My Arse, Alpacas
Slippy, Out Of Breath, Prank
Waking Up With Morgan Freeman, Survival Is Success, Invictus!
Bottles, Burgernomics, If
CodPast, Sell-Out, Plantar Fasciitis
A Technician Fingered My Coke, Backstreets Back, Shania
New Show, Balls Up, Short One!
1lb Weight Loss, The Tech Works, Late Night Snacks
3lb Loss, DEAN MAXAM, Knocking On & Playing Out
New Show, You Know Me So Well, Art Is Decay
Theatre Hotel, Jealous Of A Woman In Her 80s, Ideas
Doing Hair, Johan, Friends From Magic
Woke-Up, Joshua Is The Best Family Member, Starting
Internal Noises, Diet Coke & Magnets, Pretending Jobs Game
Taken, Total Failure, Twenty Somethings
Skullduggery, Film Recommendations, Protect Your Meat
Tea & Work (with biscuits), Accomplishment, Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
Shower Drop, A Crazy Story About An Amazing Trick!
America, 10k Streams, Magic Circle Promotion
Joshua’s Butler, Swedish Barista, Check Your Poo
Showering, Thick Hats, 19.13
Nutella, Sarah’s In A Mood, Dad Would’ve Played His Trumpet!
Blameless Boris’, Late Lockdown, Lemon Chicken
Pants Pulled Down, Printing & DPD, 19.12
It Starts The Day Before, Pause For A Poo, 19.13 FFS.
Education, Why Is Drinking Water Hard? 19.11
Happy New Year, Jesus F*cking Christ Molly, 19.11
Goodbye 2020, Smoking Is Gross, 19.9
DI-WHY, MOANING AT NATHAN, 19.7
Doesn’t Know What Day It Is, Weightloss Relativity, 19.7
Pre Lecture Nerves, Alesha Sang, 19.9
Bad Mood, Mannequins Arm Hole, 19.8
Weird Traditions, Monopoly Rules, 19.8
The Christmas Special, 19.3
Toe’d In The Hole, Bookstand, 19.4
6lb iPad Ban, MTV, 19’7
Back On The Wagon, Fetishes, 19.13
Back To Basics, Nominated, 19.13
Overton Window, Antidote, 19.11
Have You Shit The Bed, Underage Drinker, 19.6/5
Trust The Numbers, Shit Podcast, 19.8/7
En Francais, Gamer Thumb, 19.8
Crazy Busy, Piggly Wiggly, 19.9
Packed Days, Joshuas Birthday, 19.11
B&M, Pool Of Your Own Juices, 19.11
German Market, StreamDeck, 19.11
Faylor Swift, Finding Myself, 19.9
Weird Shit, Milkman, 19.13
Triple Show, Shouting German, 20.5
Late For School, Bread Blame, 20.7
Meetings, Colonics & Naps
Eat Don’t Speak, Mask Panic, Psychic School Friends
French Lessons, I Love Cock, 20.6
What Are My Balls For?, Football Station 20.8
Barbers, Religious Question, Germany
What’s Next?, Migraine, Apparently I’m Old
100th Episode Almost Stand Up Special
Greasy Euphoric State, Stools Not Tools, Positivity Returns!
Childhood Interests, Horrible Birthday, Two Large Sides
Busy Busy, Ripped Pants, DO IT DECEMBER!
Processing Time, Smart Home, Planning Ahead
The C Word, Fluctuating Worry, Light Relief Starring Joshua
Fleetwood, Fish & Chips, Three Fridges
Bin Auditor, Sleep Screamer, Recaptcha
When Is It Art?, Navigating Hospital, I Break & Lose Things
Kids Are Annoying, Bread Roll Names, Confessing Ten Years Later
Black Friday, Deleting Facebook Friends, Musical Chairs
Are Audiobooks Cheating?, MSN Screen-names, Don’t Wake Mummy
Doctor Pepper Medicine, Mick Miller, Pretending For TV
Retro Gaming, The Crown, The Price Of Love & Fixing A Dog
It’s Christmas, 100th Episode Prep, Pirate Videos
Too Many Trees, Battered Pizza, Inappropriate Jokes
Accepting Blame, Miss Argentina, Jesus The Scot NSFW
America, Facebook Law Degree, The Elephant
Scooby Doo, Pub Names, Recurring Nightmare
New iPhone, Serial Killers, Forcing Myself To Do Things
In & Of Itself, Crying Happy Tears, In Love With Preston
New Shoes, Favourite Takeaway, Double Co Stars!
Dungeons & Dragons, Depressing Boat, Poetry Corner
School Run, Sausage Lessons, Co Starring FULL.
Podcaster, Magic Castle Zoom Show, Competition
Fuck Trump, Pizza, Late Show
Order Ordeal, Wedding Anniversary, Tellonym
Migration Assistant, Rishi’s New Percentage, Too Many Plugs
Lunging In The Park, Little Knob Toe, Triple Bang
Good Habits, Election Looms, Straight Jacket Northern Lights
Goals Again, A Woman In Black, Almost Famous
Looking Back, Looking Up, Looking Forward
Lockdown, Halloween, Jumpstart
Circus, Your Mother Cooks Socks In Hell, Premier Andy
Fused To The Fabric, Bobby Ball, Zoltar
You Look Like That Guy, Clown Register, Bible In My Room
THE LOST EPISODE: Friendly Fire, Changing Rooms, First Gigs In Blackpool
Difficult Check In, Muddy Boots, Hiding Erection
No Googling On A Sunday, The Usual Shite, Corruption
Doctor Whom, Fuck Up A Sausage, Leaving Things In The Hotel
Paris, Frothy Daddy Long Legs, Goodbye Fly
Frog In Hot Water, Would You Rather, Explaining Dreams
Variety Skills vs Magic , Running Man vs The Fly, Apple vs Android
Afternoons Are For Losers, Elf Isolating, Bringing Back Wolves
Head Lice, Blackpool, Scam Auction
Wrong Glasses, Gaslighting The Nation, Law VS Religion.
Late Gig, Driving Test, Face ID
Reading Joshua’s Mind, MacBook Scam, Full Lob On
Working In A Magic Shop, Marrying A Ghost, Burned Out Car
Sign Language, Ikea, First Job
Poo Picture Friend Wanted, Speed Awareness Course, Sarah’s 40th
Back On The Wagon, Recognising Mental Health, Wrong Birthday Gifts
World Coming Out Day, Worry Doll’s, I Fancy A Hotdog
Scared To Say Alexa, Ringtones, Razor On A Pole
Fugu, Joshua Japanese Cult Leader, Maps Are Different.
Duck Sex, Email Scams, Tattoos
Tech Issue Resolved: Number One or Two, Dangerous Fun, Glasgow Smile
Head Shaved, Get A Job, Put The Xmas Tree Up
Properly Skint, Conspiracy Theories, Hacked PayPal
The Preston Preacher, Dogs Eating Their Owners, ASDA Brothers
Stitched Up Mickey, DVD Collection, Full Kit Wankers
Two Types Of Trump, Fire Alarms, Samuel Pepys Diary.
Dinner Ladies, Buried In The Garden, Your Questions.
Triple Broke, Arse Wiping Freak, Presidential Debate.
Ghosted, Play By Mail Gangster, Nostalgic Leopard.
Switching Screens, The Tetris Effect, Anal Is A Lot Of Effort.
I’m Now A Gamer, Don’t Put Me On Speakerphone, The Garden Of England.
Shoes Before Pants, Non Viable Jobs, My Dad.
The SAGA Saga Part Two
Hello Old Sport, Tea With Sugar, The SAGA Saga Part One.
Sorry I’m Late Dave, Asleep In The Bath, Politics Doesn’t Pay Enough.
Cons and Scams, Nashville to LA, Toilet Games.
A New Challenge, McDonalds, Splashback.
Throwing Eggs At The Wall, Sockaholic Rap, Losing My Virginity.
New Year Death, Alcoholic Baby, Buying Tom Hardy A Coffee.
Snowflakes, Never Grow Up, Fasting.
Treasure Trove Of Filth, Orange Is The New Black, Famous Dad.
I Can’t Relax, Walking A Marathon, Shit Receipt.
Orange Twirl, Bags On Both Shoulders, Alternatives To Pornography.
Halloween, Just Like Jesus, The Piñata Story.
Setting A Challenge, Gender Reveal, Great Gatsby & Cricket.
Annoying Heckler, What A Difference A Day Makes, The Famous Birthday Party.
It’s OK Not To Be Ok, Cancelled Gigs, Low On Fuel.
Duck Eggs, Diversions & Dickheads
The Longest Night, Broken Man, Huge Coincidences.
Too Pissed To Get Upstairs, Coca Cola vs Pepsi, Pretending To Be Dead.
Addiction, Blinded By The Light, Worst Place I Ever Did A Poo.
Saveloy Dips, Fucking Wasp, BGT.
UKs Best Service Station, Falling Asleep At The Wheel, Rules About Wishes.
Falling Off The Toilet, Nettle Sting Antidotes, Superpowers.
Hairless Shitmachine, Triple Cheeseburger, Colonic Results!
Slipper On The Stairs, First Day At School, Colonic Promises.
Zombies, Trying To Hang Up On Mum, Celebrity Arseholes.
Skateparks, French Bulldogs, Are You Sure You’re Not Gay?
Rubber Ducks, Hot Poo and Getting Your Knob Out Onstage.
Did I Finally Fast? Chadwick Boseman, Joshua Tells A Joke.
Pineapple On Pizza, This Time I Mean It, Outift To Slim Into.
Stolen Dreams, Buttered Toast, Land Of Hope & Tory.
FitFaps, Mug Cakes & Emojis
So I’m 35. Donuts and Honesty.