Hey Morton on Demand cover art

All Episodes

Hey Morton on Demand — 620 episodes

#
Title
1

Sleepover Chores

2

That's Too Cooked D-Rock

3

Profile Pic Hate

4

Moving Again...

5

Accidental Success

6

Trashie TV Shows

7

Did He Really Get Caught

8

Edina's Money Pitch

9

P.O.S. Cars

10

Dinner w/ a Co-Worker

11

Life Hacks That Work

12

Don't Buy It

13

IG Hopscotch

14

Can I Borrow Your Streaming Login

15

Crazy Superstitions

16

Burnt Out

17

Childhood Stretches

18

Too Many Friends

19

Inside Men

20

Share Your Location

21

Too Crowded She Says

22

Way In Over My Head

23

Could You Stand The Smell

24

The Secret Is...

25

Who's Paying

26

48 Hours Max

27

Oh No, Not Now...

28

Being Nice To Strangers Isn't Everything

29

777 Marriage Rule

30

Dating Apps and AI

31

Listen Here Costco

32

Suspicious Or Legit

33

Just A Friend???

34

Still On The Books

35

Bed Wars

36

Wild Cousin

37

Tell or Say Nothing

38

Flying Advice

39

Too Soon

40

Does She Need New Friends

41

Is It Time To Separate

42

Cool Parent

43

I Got Super Shamed

44

Food In The Tub

45

Why The Change

46

You Do What In Hotels

47

Girl Diva Fear

48

Can I Put Poop In My Neighbors Trash Can

49

How Dare She

50

Theft or Not

51

Why Am I Not In The Photos

52

Everyone Gets Made Fun Of

53

They Just Won't Share

54

Subtle Red Flags

55

Relationship Test

56

Feeling Behind, Here's Why

57

That's Not Your Kid, Now What???

58

Closer or A Reunion

59

Google AI is YOU

60

I Was In WAY Over My Head

61

Most Embarrassing Job

62

Hidden Home

63

Mind Blown

64

Cereal Toy

65

Worthless Heirlooms

66

Neighborhood Daredevil

67

What A Story

68

Who Do I Confront

69

It's Harder Then It Looks

70

Can You Take A Peak

71

Kids Cussing, We Cool With That?

72

That Was My Idea

73

What Happened Lol

74

True Statistical Facts

75

Social Media Philosophy

76

Lost Your Cool

77

Should I Invite Myself

78

When Can You Let It Go

79

Nervous Giggles

80

Do's and Don't of Health

81

Say Something Or No

82

What Makes You Gag

83

J Lo Started It

84

Game Show Winner

85

Worse Thanksgiving Travel Wins

86

A Joke or Not

87

Wedding Interuption

88

I Love You But That's Weird

89

Which Gift Do You Prefer?

90

Mr. Rodgers Has Street Cred

91

What's The Limit on Leftovers

92

Best Time To Be with Someone

93

Charity Deal Breakers

94

Liking and Hearting Your Ex

95

Trigger Word/Phrase from Spouse

96

Who's The Hoarder...

97

Mother, Wife, SPY!!!

98

Halloween Gone Wrong

99

Didn't Do It, No Opinion

100

Real A.I.

101

Spy Mom

102

Divorced but Still Work Together

103

Fast Lane vs. Slow Lane

104

The One That Got Away

105

Sibling War Stories

106

Top Discount Stores

107

Innocent or Guility

108

Petty Sibling Stories

109

You Were Wrong, It's That Simple

110

Is It Over?

111

They Sell Nothing

112

Flirting 1-on-1

113

Spoke Too Soon

114

Name Stealer

115

Not Build For The Wild

116

Should I Be Left Out?

117

Tis the Season...NOT

118

Should I File A Complaint?

119

Epic Haircut Fail

120

Is This Legit?

121

Best "SIT DOWN" Voice

122

What Do I Do Next?

123

Don't Let Your Kids Pick

124

Hall of Fame List

125

What's Your Job Perk

126

What Did You See At Work

127

Couldn't Get Up

128

Who Got Photoshopped

129

Busted At Customs

130

What Did You Let Slide?

131

Look Away...

132

Website Addiction

133

What's The Unwritten Rule

134

Pick Your Age

135

No Kiss, Red Flag...

136

Where Would You Wanna Be Stuck???

137

First Day of School Trouble

138

Too Harsh Of A Punishment

139

Tip Jar At A Wedding

140

Who's The Most Vulnerable???

141

When Can We Leave Kids At Home???

142

I Love You and You

143

Cheap Dates

144

Sneaky Sneaky

145

Ex Birthday Wishes

146

Party Bus Spots

147

Firework Fails

148

Hang Over Work

149

Vegas Bachelor

150

Wedding Etiquette

151

Speaking My Language

152

Dope Summer Job

153

Camping Fails

154

What Did You Run Into?

155

Road Trip Meltdown

156

Dumb Autographs

157

Bad Sunburns

158

Childhood Clothing

159

Build A Fort

160

Accidental Inappropriateness

161

Frankenstein Food

162

It's Just A Question Fellas?

163

Billy The Sleep Talker

164

2 Graduations, On The Same Day, Choose One

165

Single, Then Married In A Week?

166

Pimp My Ride Flop

167

Go-To Road Trip Buddy

168

Break Down The Boxes

169

Toe Stories

170

Parenting Hacks

171

Man Myth

172

Graduation Gifts

173

Father's Day Is A Scam

174

Shoes On or Off???

175

Senior Skip Day Pranks

176

McFails

177

The Future Is Now

178

Brand Eating

179

Major Red Flag Alert, Right?

180

That's NOT Your Best Friend

181

Great Idea for a Gift or Dumb Idea???

182

Stange Teacher Stories

183

Let's Take A Test

184

Crazy Neigbor Stories

185

Brain Blast

186

Man vs. Gorilla, Let's Settle This

187

Bye Bye Pillow

188

I Want A Refund

189

Where Do We Draw The Line?

190

Bro No Longer Has Access

191

It's Not You, It Me...Maybe

192

Cute or Alarming?

193

So Who's Gonna Join Edina???

194

We Gotta Stop Doing This Fellas

195

You Did What???

196

You Can Make It Yourself

197

Did I Miss The Window

198

This Has Got To Stop

199

What To Do???

200

Couldn't Cover The Bill

201

Flying For A 1st Date, HuH???

202

Probably Not The Right Time...

203

Big Checks

204

Sports Gone Wrong

205

Red Flag or Not?

206

Do All Surgeons Do This?

207

King Bach Live

208

Legit Reason or Just An Excuse

209

Seinfeld Joins The Show

210

Too Good To Be True Right

211

When Do To Share That You Have Kids

212

Celebrity Meeting Stories

213

Travel Ball Stories

214

Mom & Dad Need To Chill

215

The Interview Method

216

Brithday Suit Accident

217

Here's What You Write

218

Who's Next Door?

219

Violated At a Sushi Restaurant

220

Sad Birthday Story

221

Change The Date???

222

Who's Your Look-A-Like Unforunately

223

Who You Beef'n With?

224

Hubby's Having Drinks w/ Female Co-Worker

225

Roasting Session

226

Can You Have Secrets???

227

Kid Projects Gone Wrong

228

Must See Right Now

229

Time To Pay Up

230

I Don't Know What To Do???

231

He's Gotta Go

232

Work Caught Ya...

233

Guy's Beware!!!

234

I'm Taking My Microwave BACK!!!

235

Should I Stay or Should I Go???

236

It Actually Takes Longer

237

Valentine Gift Fail

238

Trampoline's and The ER

239

I'm An Expert, But Get No Credit

240

TV Upgrade without Communicating LOL

241

Petty Revenge Lol!!!

242

Is Love Enough???

243

Who Gets Access To The Social Accounts

244

Wrong Name At The Wrong Time

245

You Had A Baby???

246

Pssh...I Can Pull That Off

247

Couples New Years Resolutions

248

Good Gift or BAAAD Gift???

249

Smart Method For Goals

250

Crashing The Honeymoon

251

We Need To Settle This!!!

252

Christmas Songs...AI Edition

253

That's Not Where I Work

254

Didn't Get The Invite

255

Universal Gift To Buy

256

That One Family Member...Oh Boy!!!

257

That Nickname Ain't Working

258

This Gift Needs BAND!!!

259

First Date Rule

260

Anxiety Assistance

261

Impersonate Us and Win

262

What Can't You Touch???

263

He's Perfect!!!

264

What Would You Do???

265

Celebrity Odor

266

Yes or No

267

That's Not How You Use That

268

Refrigerator WARS!!!!

269

Christmas List Gift Cheat Code

270

Confront or Look The Other Way???

271

What's Your Stitch Count???

272

Airplane WTF Moments

273

Should I Help A Friend???

274

Does He Deserve A Second Chance???

275

D.I.Y Tap Out

276

Haven't Met My In-Laws

277

What Didn't You Tell

278

D-Rock The Farmer Lol

279

I OBJECT!!!

280

Sharing Popcorn Is A No No Apparently

281

4th Quarter Goal Check-In

282

Fall Foods at Trader Joe's

283

Secret Lover In The Friend Group

284

Spouse Hobby Deal Breaker

285

My Wife Is Committing A Crime

286

Left On Unread

287

You Need New Friends

288

Outer Space Life

289

Billion Dollar Secret

290

Rejection Therapy

291

Pizza At A Wedding

292

One Last Confirmation

293

It's Business Babe

294

Fall Season Collection

295

D-Rock...Nooooooo

296

No Clothes ALWAYS

297

You Bought What???

298

Why Ladies, Why???

299

I'm Allergic & He Still Ordered It

300

I Dated An Idiot

301

How Do You Do It?

302

House Party Stories

303

Red Flag Alert or Not

304

Men Don't Grocery Shop Well

305

Wait...WHAT???

306

Wealthy Divorce Secret

307

How Is This Even Airing

308

How Long Should You Wait

309

What Did Grandma Do???

310

Vacation Travel Tips

311

Play Date Receipts

312

Are You Breathing Correctly

313

Kids and VBlogs...

314

Air BnB Story

315

DIY Birthday Project

316

Should I Say Something...

317

Fondue Fails

318

It Was Fair Game

319

Do We Have To Be Friends

320

Funeral Stories

321

There's A Catch Tho

322

Dumb Debates

323

Have You Watched Yet???

324

They are WHERE!!!

325

Successful Friends w/ Benefits

326

Pay or Stay

327

Work Focus is Spouse Focus

328

Caught My Girl Cheating Kinda...

329

What Gross Thing Does Your Partner Do

330

Common Co-Workers Issues

331

I Had To Pull Over Because...

332

He's Got It But He Doesn't

333

Did You Get Hit with The Sharpie???

334

D-Rock's Doppelganger

335

HOLD My Beer!!!

336

Road Trip Red Flags

337

A Grocery Story For The Ages

338

There's More Stories To Share

339

When Can You Post Your Date

340

5 Categories Women Are Put in by Men

341

NEW Netflix Documentary

342

Tyson vs. Paul IS THIS LEGIT!!!

343

Your Husband Is On Bumble

344

The Government is EVERYWHERE

345

D-Rock is Getting into Politics

346

I Got In The Car And...

347

How Did You Get Caught Being Naked

348

New Dating Standards

349

What Not To Do At Work

350

Can I Borrow Your Dog

351

Intimate Confession

352

The Hardest Break-Up

353

Stanley vs. Hydro Flask

354

What Makes You Gag

355

Should A Babysitter Do Household Chores

356

How does Your Better Half Annoy You While Eating

357

Growing Up In Witness Protection

358

Can't Handle No More Friends

359

Which is the Biggest Red Flag?

360

When Can Kids Watch Themselves???

361

Is A.I Listening???

362

No Contract for TikTok

363

Jammin Out w/ Aliens

364

Worst Dates EVER!!!!!

365

The Ultimate Holiday Gift

366

1 Minute of Audio Can Change Your Mood

367

Don't Pay You Don't Go

368

Little White Lie

369

Trader Joe's Grocery Hacks

370

NBA Tickets Up For Grabs

371

You're Man Has A Wife

372

Talking Up An Intro

373

"Pretty" Privilege

374

Potluck Rules

375

Worst Boss Christmas Gift

376

Most Women Have Back-Ups

377

The Hack of All Christmas Hacks

378

Financial Advice from Mark

379

Marriage Confession

380

Engagement Gone Wrong

381

5 Myths About Exercise

382

Scaring The Fat Off You

383

Changing Your Child's Name

384

AG Girls

385

Predicting Divorces

386

Halloween Do Nots Growing Up

387

One Question Will Tell You Everything

388

Marriage Deal Breaker

389

Legit or Scam

390

Is Your Spouse Cheating???

391

Kid Hacks for Parents

392

How Do I Wear These Shoes

393

Welcome Back D-Rock

394

Fear Gone

395

Chick-Fil-A Gone Wrong

396

Green Flag Alerts

397

Hollywood Celebrity Hunt

398

Spouse Is Friends with The Opposite Sex

399

Co-Worker w/ Bad Breath

400

Man Card Gone!!!!

401

Keys to a Long-Term Sharp Mind

402

New Rule for 1st Dates

403

Driver's Ed Horror Stories

404

New Neighbor Problems

405

Pumpkin Spice is BACK ALREADY!!!

406

Is Edina being too THIRSTY???

407

Kids In Engagement Photos???

408

Down A Notch

409

Is Elon Musk A Thief?

410

TSA gone Wrong

411

A.I. Upgrade

412

Total Meltdown

413

Side Hustle

414

Calling You Out

415

Volleyball Gone Wrong???

416

D-Rock is Seeing Things

417

How About Some Randos

418

TV Shows Matching Personality

419

Travel Hacks for Success

420

Most Expansive School

421

Prime Time Age to get Pregnant

422

Equaitons for Life Goals

423

To Bail or Not To Bail... - 5/10/23

424

Is Amazon Slippin'? - 5/9/23

425

Well... That's Awkward - 5/8/23

426

Not-So-Handy - 5/5/23

427

Second Date Bomb Drop - 5/4/23

428

GET ME OFF THIS PLANE! - 5/3/23

429

Festival of Dreams - 5/2/23

430

Is A Man Teachable? - 5/1/23

431

Gimme That JUICY Family Gossip - 4/28/23

432

What's Up With That? - 4/27/23

433

Home Sweet Home? - 4/26/23

434

Trial Separation - 4/25/23

435

The Longest Third Date - 4/24/23

436

A Little ~Too~ Friendly - 4/20/23

437

Missed Red Flags - 4/19/23

438

You Have Been Summoned - 4/18/23

439

To Catch a Cheater - 4/14/23

440

That's A Whole Rotten Tomato - 4/13/23

441

A Whole Bouquet of Red Flags - 4/12/23

442

Hard No's at Costco -4/11/23

443

Not Just You - 4/10/23

444

I'm Gonna Let This One Slide... - 4/7/23

445

Artemis 2 -4/5/23

446

Anything for Love -4/4/23

447

Is Romance Dead? -4/3/23

448

Did I REALLY Not Know That?

449

Fashion or Fail? -3/15/23

450

Rock and a Hard Place -3/14/23

451

Less Than Perfect -3/13/23

452

What's In My Mouth?! -3/10/23

453

My Strange Addiction -3/9/23

454

Kiss or Diss? -3/8/23

455

Out of Touch -3/7/23

456

Un-Hinge-d -3/6/23

457

The Ultimate Betrayal -3/3/23

458

Take a Hint -3/2/23

459

Fool Proof? -3/1/23

460

Wild Wild Wedding -2/28/23

461

RUN. -2/27/23

462

Can You Top This? -2/24/23

463

Random Act of Kindness UPDATE -02/23/23

464

Random Act of Kindness -2/22/23

465

Garbage Debacle -2/21/23

466

Bullet Dodged... Or Nah -2/17/23

467

Gym Etiquette -2/16/23

468

Yeah.. Don't Sign Me Up For That -2/15/23

469

Don't Even Talk To Me Right Now -2/14/23

470

Bff or....?

471

Doing Too Much

472

Friendship Parameters

473

Has Tipping Culture Gone Too Far?

474

5 Tips to Success

475

Drive-Thru Disaster

476

First Date Fiasco

477

Accomplice or Tattletale?

478

Gym-tentions

479

A.I. - Will It Go Too Far?

480

Overdress to Impress

481

The Golden Rule

482

UFO...MG!

483

Worst Boss Ever

484

Doggie No No

485

Coming Up Short

486

Shark Tank Know All

487

Taking the REAL out of Reality

488

Tattoos are Forever...Your Relationship Might Not Be

489

Happy Work Wife... Unhappy Marriage

490

Falling For You... Actually Just Falling

491

Fanatic or Fool?

492

Special Guest: Greg Hampikian

493

An Overtaking

494

Randos

495

New Year's is for Imprinting

496

P E (to the) T T Y, I'm Petty!

497

Timing is EVERYTHING!

498

Listener Stories: Cheating Death

499

Her Dress or His Opinion?

500

Rate My Baby (Patent Pending)

501

Seafood or See Food?

502

Special Guest: Greg Hampikian

503

Flirt-astrophy

504

Ironic Inconvenience

505

Shared Email??

506

An Unexpected Visit

507

His or Hers?

508

DJ Disaster

509

To Confirm or Not To Confirm?

510

Targuments

511

House Guest Hostility

512

100% Rotten Tomatoes - Do We Trust It?

513

Thanksgiving Trials and Tribulations

514

Medical Marvel or Monstrosity?

515

Thanksgiving Pie or Die??

516

Coma Conscience

517

Traumatized by Tiny Toys

518

Open Relationship or Open Invitation to END the Relationship?

519

Concert Catastrophe?

520

The Pivotal Powerball

521

Is This Worth Calling Off Your Wedding?

522

Can You Really Trust Facebook Marketplace?

523

Thanksgiving for Cheap

524

Popeyes Thanksgiving Feast

525

Crowd Crushing Tactic

526

Hey Morton Show - 11/02/2022

527

Hey Morton Show - 11/01/2022

528

Hey Morton Show - 10/31/2022

529

Hey Morton Show - 10/28/2022

530

Hey Morton Show - 10/27/2022

531

Hey Morton Show - 10/26/2022

532

Hey Morton Show - 10/25/2022

533

Hey Morton Show - 10/24/2022

534

Hey Morton Show - 10/21/2022

535

Hey Morton Show - 10/20/2022

536

Hey Morton Show - 10/19/2022

537

Hey Morton Show - 10/17/2022

538

Hey Morton Show - 10/14/2022

539

Hey Morton Show - 10/13/2022

540

Hey Morton Show - 10/11/2022

541

Hey Morton Show - 10/10/2022

542

Hey Morton Show - 09/28/2022

543

Hey Morton Show - 09/27/2022

544

Hey Morton Show - 09/26/2022

545

Hey Morton Show - 09/23/2022

546

Hey Morton Show - 09/22/2022

547

Hey Morton Show - 09/19/2022

548

Hey Morton Show - 09/16/2022

549

Hey Morton Show - 09/14/2022

550

Hey Morton Show - 09/13/2022

551

Hey Morton Show - 09/02/2022

552

Hey Morton Show - 09/01/2022

553

Hey Morton Show - 08/31/2022

554

Hey Morton Show - 08/23/2022

555

Hey Morton Show - 08/22/2022

556

Hey Morton Show - 08/15/2022

557

Hey Morton Show - 08/12/2022

558

Hey Morton Show - 08/11/2022

559

Hey Morton Show - 08/10/2022

560

Hey Morton Show - 08/09/2022

561

Hey Morton Show - 07/13/2022

562

Hey Morton Show - 07/12/2022

563

Hey Morton Show - 07/11/2022

564

Hey Morton Show - 07/08/2022

565

Hey Morton Show - 07/07/2022

566

Hey Morton Show - 07/06/2022

567

Hey Morton Show - 07/05/2022

568

Hey Morton Show - 06/30/2022

569

Hey Morton Show - 06/28/2022

570

Hey Morton Show - 06/22/2022

571

Hey Morton Show - 06/21/2022

572

Hey Morton Show - 06/15/2022

573

Hey Morton Show - 06/14/2022

574

Hey Morton Show - 06/13/2022

575

Hey Morton Show - 06/10/2022

576

Hey Morton Show - 06/09/2022

577

Hey Morton Show - 06/08/2022

578

Hey Morton Show - 06/07/2022

579

Hey Morton Show - 06/06/2022

580

Hey Morton Show - 06/02/2022

581

Hey Morton Show - 06/01/2022

582

Hey Morton Show - 05/31/2022

583

Hey Morton Show - 05/27/2022

584

Hey Morton Show - 05/25/2022

585

Hey Morton Show - 05/24/2022

586

Hey Morton Show - 05/20/2022

587

Hey Morton Show - 05/19/2022

588

Hey Morton Show - 05/18/2022

589

Hey Morton Show - 05/17/2022

590

Hey Morton Show - 05/16/2022

591

Hey Morton Show - 05/12/2022

592

Hey Morton Show - 05/11/2022

593

Hey Morton Show - 05/10/2022

594

Hey Morton Show - 05/09/2022

595

Hey Morton Show - 05/05/2022

596

Hey Morton Show - 05/04/2022

597

Hey Morton Show - 05/03/2022

598

Hey Morton Show - 05/02/2022

599

Hey Morton Show - 04/29/2022

600

Hey Morton Show - 04/28/2022

601

Hey Morton Show - 04/26/2022

602

Hey Morton Show - 04/25/2022

603

Hey Morton Show - 04/22/2022

604

Hey Morton Show - 04/21/2022

605

Hey Morton Show - 04/20/2022

606

Hey Morton Show - 04/18/2022

607

Hey Morton Show - 04/15/2022

608

Hey Morton Show - 04/14/2022

609

Hey Morton Show - 04/07/2022

610

Hey Morton Show - 04/04/2022

611

Grandma's Floral Delivery

612

The Phone Jibba - Free Balloon Ride

613

The Phone Jibba - Craigslist Auction

614

The Phone Jibba - Right Tire

615

The Phone Jibba - Sushi Roll

616

The Phone Jibba - Book My Bands

617

The Phone Jibba - Sing That Song

618

The Phone Jibba - Coming Over for Cable

619

The Phone Jibba - Secret Candidate

620

The Phone Jibba - Yelling for Yogurt