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Hey Morton on Demand — 646 episodes
Sick Dog, No Wedding
No Rando Facetime
A Long Awaited Apology
Go Fund No
Living At Home....Red Flag???
Are We Still Friends
They Don't Need To Know, Right?
Superstitious Rituals
New TV Show Alert
Barf Boat Stories
1st Date Fails
Father's Day Gift Ideas
How'd You Get Fired???
I OBJECT...
What's The Rule...
Mom Can't Fly
In-Laws Dealbreaker
No Explanation...
But I Was Invited
Pink Slip Warning
15 More Minutes
Petty Mom Or No
$9 Tip ONLY
JACKPOT
Had To Hit The Unfollow
You Gotta Tell Bro...Right???
Sleepover Chores
That's Too Cooked D-Rock
Profile Pic Hate
Moving Again...
Accidental Success
Trashie TV Shows
Did He Really Get Caught
Edina's Money Pitch
P.O.S. Cars
Dinner w/ a Co-Worker
Life Hacks That Work
Don't Buy It
IG Hopscotch
Can I Borrow Your Streaming Login
Crazy Superstitions
Burnt Out
Childhood Stretches
Too Many Friends
Inside Men
Share Your Location
Too Crowded She Says
Way In Over My Head
Could You Stand The Smell
The Secret Is...
Who's Paying
48 Hours Max
Oh No, Not Now...
Being Nice To Strangers Isn't Everything
777 Marriage Rule
Dating Apps and AI
Listen Here Costco
Suspicious Or Legit
Just A Friend???
Still On The Books
Bed Wars
Wild Cousin
Tell or Say Nothing
Flying Advice
Too Soon
Does She Need New Friends
Is It Time To Separate
Cool Parent
I Got Super Shamed
Food In The Tub
Why The Change
You Do What In Hotels
Girl Diva Fear
Can I Put Poop In My Neighbors Trash Can
How Dare She
Theft or Not
Why Am I Not In The Photos
Everyone Gets Made Fun Of
They Just Won't Share
Subtle Red Flags
Relationship Test
Feeling Behind, Here's Why
That's Not Your Kid, Now What???
Closer or A Reunion
Google AI is YOU
I Was In WAY Over My Head
Most Embarrassing Job
Hidden Home
Mind Blown
Cereal Toy
Worthless Heirlooms
Neighborhood Daredevil
What A Story
Who Do I Confront
It's Harder Then It Looks
Can You Take A Peak
Kids Cussing, We Cool With That?
That Was My Idea
What Happened Lol
True Statistical Facts
Social Media Philosophy
Lost Your Cool
Should I Invite Myself
When Can You Let It Go
Nervous Giggles
Do's and Don't of Health
Say Something Or No
What Makes You Gag
J Lo Started It
Game Show Winner
Worse Thanksgiving Travel Wins
A Joke or Not
Wedding Interuption
I Love You But That's Weird
Which Gift Do You Prefer?
Mr. Rodgers Has Street Cred
What's The Limit on Leftovers
Best Time To Be with Someone
Charity Deal Breakers
Liking and Hearting Your Ex
Trigger Word/Phrase from Spouse
Who's The Hoarder...
Mother, Wife, SPY!!!
Halloween Gone Wrong
Didn't Do It, No Opinion
Real A.I.
Spy Mom
Divorced but Still Work Together
Fast Lane vs. Slow Lane
The One That Got Away
Sibling War Stories
Top Discount Stores
Innocent or Guility
Petty Sibling Stories
You Were Wrong, It's That Simple
Is It Over?
They Sell Nothing
Flirting 1-on-1
Spoke Too Soon
Name Stealer
Not Build For The Wild
Should I Be Left Out?
Tis the Season...NOT
Should I File A Complaint?
Epic Haircut Fail
Is This Legit?
Best "SIT DOWN" Voice
What Do I Do Next?
Don't Let Your Kids Pick
Hall of Fame List
What's Your Job Perk
What Did You See At Work
Couldn't Get Up
Who Got Photoshopped
Busted At Customs
What Did You Let Slide?
Look Away...
Website Addiction
What's The Unwritten Rule
Pick Your Age
No Kiss, Red Flag...
Where Would You Wanna Be Stuck???
First Day of School Trouble
Too Harsh Of A Punishment
Tip Jar At A Wedding
Who's The Most Vulnerable???
When Can We Leave Kids At Home???
I Love You and You
Cheap Dates
Sneaky Sneaky
Ex Birthday Wishes
Party Bus Spots
Firework Fails
Hang Over Work
Vegas Bachelor
Wedding Etiquette
Speaking My Language
Dope Summer Job
Camping Fails
What Did You Run Into?
Road Trip Meltdown
Dumb Autographs
Bad Sunburns
Childhood Clothing
Build A Fort
Accidental Inappropriateness
Frankenstein Food
It's Just A Question Fellas?
Billy The Sleep Talker
2 Graduations, On The Same Day, Choose One
Single, Then Married In A Week?
Pimp My Ride Flop
Go-To Road Trip Buddy
Break Down The Boxes
Toe Stories
Parenting Hacks
Man Myth
Graduation Gifts
Father's Day Is A Scam
Shoes On or Off???
Senior Skip Day Pranks
McFails
The Future Is Now
Brand Eating
Major Red Flag Alert, Right?
That's NOT Your Best Friend
Great Idea for a Gift or Dumb Idea???
Stange Teacher Stories
Let's Take A Test
Crazy Neigbor Stories
Brain Blast
Man vs. Gorilla, Let's Settle This
Bye Bye Pillow
I Want A Refund
Where Do We Draw The Line?
Bro No Longer Has Access
It's Not You, It Me...Maybe
Cute or Alarming?
So Who's Gonna Join Edina???
We Gotta Stop Doing This Fellas
You Did What???
You Can Make It Yourself
Did I Miss The Window
This Has Got To Stop
What To Do???
Couldn't Cover The Bill
Flying For A 1st Date, HuH???
Probably Not The Right Time...
Big Checks
Sports Gone Wrong
Red Flag or Not?
Do All Surgeons Do This?
King Bach Live
Legit Reason or Just An Excuse
Seinfeld Joins The Show
Too Good To Be True Right
When Do To Share That You Have Kids
Celebrity Meeting Stories
Travel Ball Stories
Mom & Dad Need To Chill
The Interview Method
Brithday Suit Accident
Here's What You Write
Who's Next Door?
Violated At a Sushi Restaurant
Sad Birthday Story
Change The Date???
Who's Your Look-A-Like Unforunately
Who You Beef'n With?
Hubby's Having Drinks w/ Female Co-Worker
Roasting Session
Can You Have Secrets???
Kid Projects Gone Wrong
Must See Right Now
Time To Pay Up
I Don't Know What To Do???
He's Gotta Go
Work Caught Ya...
Guy's Beware!!!
I'm Taking My Microwave BACK!!!
Should I Stay or Should I Go???
It Actually Takes Longer
Valentine Gift Fail
Trampoline's and The ER
I'm An Expert, But Get No Credit
TV Upgrade without Communicating LOL
Petty Revenge Lol!!!
Is Love Enough???
Who Gets Access To The Social Accounts
Wrong Name At The Wrong Time
You Had A Baby???
Pssh...I Can Pull That Off
Couples New Years Resolutions
Good Gift or BAAAD Gift???
Smart Method For Goals
Crashing The Honeymoon
We Need To Settle This!!!
Christmas Songs...AI Edition
That's Not Where I Work
Didn't Get The Invite
Universal Gift To Buy
That One Family Member...Oh Boy!!!
That Nickname Ain't Working
This Gift Needs BAND!!!
First Date Rule
Anxiety Assistance
Impersonate Us and Win
What Can't You Touch???
He's Perfect!!!
What Would You Do???
Celebrity Odor
Yes or No
That's Not How You Use That
Refrigerator WARS!!!!
Christmas List Gift Cheat Code
Confront or Look The Other Way???
What's Your Stitch Count???
Airplane WTF Moments
Should I Help A Friend???
Does He Deserve A Second Chance???
D.I.Y Tap Out
Haven't Met My In-Laws
What Didn't You Tell
D-Rock The Farmer Lol
I OBJECT!!!
Sharing Popcorn Is A No No Apparently
4th Quarter Goal Check-In
Fall Foods at Trader Joe's
Secret Lover In The Friend Group
Spouse Hobby Deal Breaker
My Wife Is Committing A Crime
Left On Unread
You Need New Friends
Outer Space Life
Billion Dollar Secret
Rejection Therapy
Pizza At A Wedding
One Last Confirmation
It's Business Babe
Fall Season Collection
D-Rock...Nooooooo
No Clothes ALWAYS
You Bought What???
Why Ladies, Why???
I'm Allergic & He Still Ordered It
I Dated An Idiot
How Do You Do It?
House Party Stories
Red Flag Alert or Not
Men Don't Grocery Shop Well
Wait...WHAT???
Wealthy Divorce Secret
How Is This Even Airing
How Long Should You Wait
What Did Grandma Do???
Vacation Travel Tips
Play Date Receipts
Are You Breathing Correctly
Kids and VBlogs...
Air BnB Story
DIY Birthday Project
Should I Say Something...
Fondue Fails
It Was Fair Game
Do We Have To Be Friends
Funeral Stories
There's A Catch Tho
Dumb Debates
Have You Watched Yet???
They are WHERE!!!
Successful Friends w/ Benefits
Pay or Stay
Work Focus is Spouse Focus
Caught My Girl Cheating Kinda...
What Gross Thing Does Your Partner Do
Common Co-Workers Issues
I Had To Pull Over Because...
He's Got It But He Doesn't
Did You Get Hit with The Sharpie???
D-Rock's Doppelganger
HOLD My Beer!!!
Road Trip Red Flags
A Grocery Story For The Ages
There's More Stories To Share
When Can You Post Your Date
5 Categories Women Are Put in by Men
NEW Netflix Documentary
Tyson vs. Paul IS THIS LEGIT!!!
Your Husband Is On Bumble
The Government is EVERYWHERE
D-Rock is Getting into Politics
I Got In The Car And...
How Did You Get Caught Being Naked
New Dating Standards
What Not To Do At Work
Can I Borrow Your Dog
Intimate Confession
The Hardest Break-Up
Stanley vs. Hydro Flask
What Makes You Gag
Should A Babysitter Do Household Chores
How does Your Better Half Annoy You While Eating
Growing Up In Witness Protection
Can't Handle No More Friends
Which is the Biggest Red Flag?
When Can Kids Watch Themselves???
Is A.I Listening???
No Contract for TikTok
Jammin Out w/ Aliens
Worst Dates EVER!!!!!
The Ultimate Holiday Gift
1 Minute of Audio Can Change Your Mood
Don't Pay You Don't Go
Little White Lie
Trader Joe's Grocery Hacks
NBA Tickets Up For Grabs
You're Man Has A Wife
Talking Up An Intro
"Pretty" Privilege
Potluck Rules
Worst Boss Christmas Gift
Most Women Have Back-Ups
The Hack of All Christmas Hacks
Financial Advice from Mark
Marriage Confession
Engagement Gone Wrong
5 Myths About Exercise
Scaring The Fat Off You
Changing Your Child's Name
AG Girls
Predicting Divorces
Halloween Do Nots Growing Up
One Question Will Tell You Everything
Marriage Deal Breaker
Legit or Scam
Is Your Spouse Cheating???
Kid Hacks for Parents
How Do I Wear These Shoes
Welcome Back D-Rock
Fear Gone
Chick-Fil-A Gone Wrong
Green Flag Alerts
Hollywood Celebrity Hunt
Spouse Is Friends with The Opposite Sex
Co-Worker w/ Bad Breath
Man Card Gone!!!!
Keys to a Long-Term Sharp Mind
New Rule for 1st Dates
Driver's Ed Horror Stories
New Neighbor Problems
Pumpkin Spice is BACK ALREADY!!!
Is Edina being too THIRSTY???
Kids In Engagement Photos???
Down A Notch
Is Elon Musk A Thief?
TSA gone Wrong
A.I. Upgrade
Total Meltdown
Side Hustle
Calling You Out
Volleyball Gone Wrong???
D-Rock is Seeing Things
How About Some Randos
TV Shows Matching Personality
Travel Hacks for Success
Most Expansive School
Prime Time Age to get Pregnant
Equaitons for Life Goals
To Bail or Not To Bail... - 5/10/23
Is Amazon Slippin'? - 5/9/23
Well... That's Awkward - 5/8/23
Not-So-Handy - 5/5/23
Second Date Bomb Drop - 5/4/23
GET ME OFF THIS PLANE! - 5/3/23
Festival of Dreams - 5/2/23
Is A Man Teachable? - 5/1/23
Gimme That JUICY Family Gossip - 4/28/23
What's Up With That? - 4/27/23
Home Sweet Home? - 4/26/23
Trial Separation - 4/25/23
The Longest Third Date - 4/24/23
A Little ~Too~ Friendly - 4/20/23
Missed Red Flags - 4/19/23
You Have Been Summoned - 4/18/23
To Catch a Cheater - 4/14/23
That's A Whole Rotten Tomato - 4/13/23
A Whole Bouquet of Red Flags - 4/12/23
Hard No's at Costco -4/11/23
Not Just You - 4/10/23
I'm Gonna Let This One Slide... - 4/7/23
Artemis 2 -4/5/23
Anything for Love -4/4/23
Is Romance Dead? -4/3/23
Did I REALLY Not Know That?
Fashion or Fail? -3/15/23
Rock and a Hard Place -3/14/23
Less Than Perfect -3/13/23
What's In My Mouth?! -3/10/23
My Strange Addiction -3/9/23
Kiss or Diss? -3/8/23
Out of Touch -3/7/23
Un-Hinge-d -3/6/23
The Ultimate Betrayal -3/3/23
Take a Hint -3/2/23
Fool Proof? -3/1/23
Wild Wild Wedding -2/28/23
RUN. -2/27/23
Can You Top This? -2/24/23
Random Act of Kindness UPDATE -02/23/23
Random Act of Kindness -2/22/23
Garbage Debacle -2/21/23
Bullet Dodged... Or Nah -2/17/23
Gym Etiquette -2/16/23
Yeah.. Don't Sign Me Up For That -2/15/23
Don't Even Talk To Me Right Now -2/14/23
Bff or....?
Doing Too Much
Friendship Parameters
Has Tipping Culture Gone Too Far?
5 Tips to Success
Drive-Thru Disaster
First Date Fiasco
Accomplice or Tattletale?
Gym-tentions
A.I. - Will It Go Too Far?
Overdress to Impress
The Golden Rule
UFO...MG!
Worst Boss Ever
Doggie No No
Coming Up Short
Shark Tank Know All
Taking the REAL out of Reality
Tattoos are Forever...Your Relationship Might Not Be
Happy Work Wife... Unhappy Marriage
Falling For You... Actually Just Falling
Fanatic or Fool?
Special Guest: Greg Hampikian
An Overtaking
Randos
New Year's is for Imprinting
P E (to the) T T Y, I'm Petty!
Timing is EVERYTHING!
Listener Stories: Cheating Death
Her Dress or His Opinion?
Rate My Baby (Patent Pending)
Seafood or See Food?
Special Guest: Greg Hampikian
Flirt-astrophy
Ironic Inconvenience
Shared Email??
An Unexpected Visit
His or Hers?
DJ Disaster
To Confirm or Not To Confirm?
Targuments
House Guest Hostility
100% Rotten Tomatoes - Do We Trust It?
Thanksgiving Trials and Tribulations
Medical Marvel or Monstrosity?
Thanksgiving Pie or Die??
Coma Conscience
Traumatized by Tiny Toys
Open Relationship or Open Invitation to END the Relationship?
Concert Catastrophe?
The Pivotal Powerball
Is This Worth Calling Off Your Wedding?
Can You Really Trust Facebook Marketplace?
Thanksgiving for Cheap
Popeyes Thanksgiving Feast
Crowd Crushing Tactic
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Grandma's Floral Delivery
The Phone Jibba - Free Balloon Ride
The Phone Jibba - Craigslist Auction
The Phone Jibba - Right Tire
The Phone Jibba - Sushi Roll
The Phone Jibba - Book My Bands
The Phone Jibba - Sing That Song
The Phone Jibba - Coming Over for Cable
The Phone Jibba - Secret Candidate
The Phone Jibba - Yelling for Yogurt