All Episodes

Episode 154: What The Hell Is Mana, Anyways

Episode 163: Calm, Reasoned Debate

Episode 162: 2015 in Video Games, Alcoholism

Episode 161: The Requisite Star Wars Episode

Episode 160: Sleepy Holiday Podcast

Episode 159: Zipper Threats and Undertale

Episode 158: Anti-ISIS Pokemon Strats

Episode 157: The Original Steam Machine

Episode 156: Ben Kenobi Is The Worst Cover Name

Episode 155: Say My Name, Codsworth

Episode 153: Ted Cruz Has A Punchable Face. Also Video Games

Episode 152: Don't Punch Teens They're Just Doing Their Job

Episode 151: Halo 5 Is Frog Fractions 2

Episode 150: Patrick O' Pumpkin Must Die

Episode 149: Metal Gear Hangover

Hopped-Up Spoilers: Batman Arkham Knight

Episode 148: Don't Compare Cormac McCarthy to Metal Gear

Episode 147: Prime Ministers Love Pork

Episode 146: Mr Bizkit Was My Father's Name

Episode 145: Metal Gear Facts

Episode 144: Friends Don't Let Friends Midnight Release

Episode 143: The Gang Tells Her Story

Episode 142: Neverending Demi Lovato Nightmares

Episode 141: Why Can't I Vape my Food?

Episode 140: There is No 'Get F**ked' Button

Episode 139: The Fast and Furious Cast

Episode 138: Enter Grease Wilder

Episode 137: Normal, DOA, or Extreme Podcasting

Episode 136: Video Games Are(n't) Sexy

Episode 135: Starring The Rock in a Giant Lizard Suit

Episode 134: Some Things Never Change

Episode 133: The Gang Gets Drunk, Eats Cheese, and Watches E3

Episode 132: Don't Send Your Kids to Crusader Kings Camp

Episode 131: Your Guide to Electronic Music

Episode 130: Four White Guys Talking in a Room

Episode 129: The Gang Tries to Grow Up

Episode 128: A Meal Replacement Podcast

Episode 127: Some Rando Thoughts About Marvel

Episode 126: Papa Cicerone's Olde-Style Sportsman Podcasteria

Episode 125: Make Dunking an Olympic Sport

Episode 124: NHL Playoff Primer 2015: Do You Even Bandwagon?

Episode 123: Hopped-Up Sexual Education

Episode 122: Paranoid Fantasies Part Two

Episode 121: Paranoid Fantasies Part One

Episode 120: Ernest Joins a Radical Terrorist Group

Episode 119: I For One Welcome Our New Sexy Robot Overlords

Episode 118: I Tweeted The Best Minds of My Generation

Episode 117: I Don't Think You Can Just "Give" A Fleshlight

Episode 116: Things Bad Teens Do

Episode 115: Young Adult Fiction

Episode 114: Just Anime Things

Episode 113: Roleplaying As Yourself

Episode 112: 2014, Where Video Games Ruin Lives

Episode 111: Video Games Are Stupid. Here Are Our Favourites

Episode 110: 2015 - Probably Also A Real Suckbag

Episode 109: 2014 - A Real Suckbag

Episode 108: Metal Gear!?

Episode 107: Elves, Dragons, and Adam Sandler

Episode 106: The Yoda I Knew Was A Hand Puppet

Episode 105: Batman Doesn't Celebrate Christmas

Episode 104: A Gentleman's Wager

Episode 103: Australian Ball Sports

Episode 102: Full Hearts, Plastic Instruments

Episode 101: Legalize Everything

Episode 100: Hashtags Are Ruining Society

Episode 99: Hopped-Up Sexual Education

Episode 98: Our Tetris Film Ideas

Episode 97: Game Development, Life, and Smash Mouth Cookery

Episode 96: Blind Bad Beer Taste Test Two: The Alliterationing

Episode 95: Checking in With the Audio Department

Episode 94: Vikings, Dungeons, and Podcast PTSD

Episode 93: "Can You Just Stop Saying Teledildonics?"

Episode 92: Totally Normal Things That Cool People Do

Episode 91: Out of Control Teens and Exasperated Parents

Episode 90: "Presence"

Episode 89: The Arguable Existence of Deities

Episode 88: Tacos Versus Burritos

Episode 87: I'm Writing Some Ayn Rand/Greenspan Slash Fic

Episode 86: Transformium

Episode 85: Kim Kardashian's Virtual Hollywood Hell

Episode 84: Too Many Drunks in a Room

Episode 83: Trappist or Die

Episode 82: They're Keeping Our Graphics From Us

Episode 81

Episode 80: I've Learned Never To Get Excited About Anything

Episode 79: King of Monsters, Savior of Podcasts

Episode 78: Reddit or Stormfront

Episode 77: My Channing Tatum Trapper-Keeper

Episode 76: All Prequels Are Terrible

Episode 75: We Really Just Hate Star Wars

Episode 74: You Can't Keep Yelling About Robocop

Episode 73: The Great Beer Experiment

Episode 72: Pokemon Regionals

Episode 71: Oh, The Other Bomb

Episode 70: Hashtag Murder For Pizza

Episode 69: Fleecing Bronies For Rent Money

Episode 68: If Your Fast Food Provider Knows Your First Name

Episode 67: I Exercise to Become a Charizard

Episode 66: Hot or Not

Episode 65: The Ants Ate My First Pizza

Episode 64: Sometimes I Get Really Drunk and Read About Pokemon

Episode 63: Beegees Truther Conspiracies

Episode 62: The Socratic Method

Episode 61: Chekhov's Polearm

Episode 60: Catholics Love Ghosts

Episode 59: Hard Winks

Episode 58: Game of the Year Part 2 - Rather Play Cookie Clicker

Episode 57: Game of the Year Part 1 - Christmas Sandwiches

Episode 56: We Forgot How to Podcast

Episode 55: Gone Fishin'

Episode 54: I Play Video Games to Feel

Episode 53: The Greatest Last Boss is Your Own Shame

Episode 1: Don't Do Anything Illegal

Episode 52: Historical End Bosses

Episode 51: Gaming Podcasts - Self-Important BS

Episode 50: It's Not A Game, It's A Feeling

Episode 49: I Like Young Adult Lit, Like The Brothers Karamazov

Episode 48: Excel Sheet Our Beer

Episode 47: You Miss 100% of the Things You Don't Try

Episode 46: Final Fantasy and Feminism

Episode 45: What Sexual Frustration is Apple Pie To You?

Episode 44: How Do I Get Boys to Notice Me on Battlefield 3?

Episode 43: I'm So Sick of Everything (The E3 Edition!)

Episode 42: The Batman Insurgency

Episode 41: It Is the 'Paradise Lost' of Car-Chase Movies

Episode 40: We Need to Get More Underage Teens Drunk

Episode 39: If I Don't Catch 'Em All I Don't Eat

Episode 38: Yah Bitches, Grammar

Episode 37: Remember, Ethics Are Different Than Morals

Episode 36: Who Switched My Flintstones Vitamins with Peyote?

Episode 35: Tweet At Us For Dating Advice

Episode 34: Germany Has Lost Its Protestant Work Ethic

Episode 33: Animorphs was the "Metamorphosis" of Our Generation

Episode 32: Old-Timey Racism

Episode 31: The Inmates Are Running The Asylum

Episode 30: The Final Evolution Would Be A Communist Pokemon

Ep 29: Get In Your Gundam Suits We're Taking Down Obamacare

Episode 28: Warning, This Podcast is Canon

Episode 27: Manchildren Are Like Our Seventh-Greatest Resource

Hopped-Up Gaming Episode 26

Episode 25: I Didn't Lose Any Teeth, Which Was A Bonus

Episode 24: Bangin' On A Hobo Train: The Indigo Prophecy Story

Episode 23: I Hear Teens Have Been Experimenting With Bankruptcy

Episode 22: It's Pronounced "Osama" Not "Obama"

Episode 21: Please Argue About Monkeys

Episode 20: Here's How Curses Work - You're Dead

Ep 19: Hopped-Up Gaming's Holiday Awesome Time Great Fun Part 2

Episode 18: Hopped-Up Gaming Holiday Hextravanga Part 1

Episode 17: Please Feed Me A Cat

Episode 16: You Can Kill Kids In Spec Ops

Episode 15: Nathan Drake Is A Serial Killer

Episode 14: "Do You Think They Play-Tested Hitler's Balls?"

Episode 13: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Four Loko

Episode 12: Every Sentence We're Saying Is The Worst Sentence

Episode 11: But I Don't Want to Sell Lumber to Boston

Episode 10: Gamers Must Accept Death

Episode 9: Coffee and Superhero-Related Chest Hair

Episode 8: A Big-Ol' HUG

Episode 7: The Three-Minute Cast

Episode 6: Metaphorical Anatomy

Episode 5: Whipping Noises

Episode 4: Goku Juice and Internet Girlfriends

Episode 3: Most Favourite Croatian Podcast

Episode 2: Doki-Doki Fuck-Ups