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9.3 Top 5 Things We Wish Utah Would Ban Instead of Pride Flags

9.2 The World is ending and we're building a commune.

9.1.1 (AUDIO ONLY) I have no master or mistress

9.1 I have no master or mistress

8. 7. The long awaited advice episode

Signs and Tokens: Sis Twain’s Courtship with Gary McConkie

8.6. Top 5 Ways the Universe Decided to Keep Us Humble

8.5. Top Five Met Gala Looks and Who Would Wear Them if the Theme was “Mormon: An American Cult”

8.4. The Top Five Gods Worshiped in the Pantheon of our new religions

8.3. Top 5 Things We Hope Sister Dennees speaks on next.

8.2. Top 5 People We Hope Not to See in Our Ward in Hell

8.1. We’re solving transphobia

7.3. Fudge College, Mormons

Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn’t Lost That Damn Hour

Welcome to Season 7!!!

6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM)

Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999)

6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024

6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings

6.17. Top 5 People You’d Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound

6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons

6.15. WERE BACK

6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags

6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!!

6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors

6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business

6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

6.8. Dueling Top 5

6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023

6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful

5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.

5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

5.13. Hinge

5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!

5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For

5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings

5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.

5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.

5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun

5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides

5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX

5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly

5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You

PPIs

Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.

S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas

4.33 Madam Bandit

4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm

4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!

4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage

4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch

4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality

4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.

Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave

Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments

Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments

4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet.

4.22 We Pull 5 Tarot Cards and Decipher Our Doom

4.21. Top 5 Reasons it’s OK to be Exhausted Other Than Seggs Because That’s a Given.

4.20. Top 5 Things We Are Secretly A Little Bit Proud Of

4.19 we have a guest!!! it’s Becky with a CK!!

4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Sh*t

4.17 Top 5 Ways the Mormon Church Told Queer People They Were Not Welcome.

4.16 Top 5 Things We’ve Been Obsessed With and How Far We Took It

4.15 We Interview the Filmmakers of Same-Sex Attracted!!!!!!!!!

4.14 Top 5 LLIs - “Life’s Little Ironies”

4.13 SSA is AOK

4.12. We’re watching Same Sex Attracted and being triggered

4.11. TOP FIVE things were angry at right now as told through the titles on pulp novels

Get Out of the Kitchen

4.9. Top 5 FAVORITE trauma responses of 2021

Catching up with the Cardashians

Top Five Things Were Still Angry About Even Though Biden is President

Top 5 Ducks We Would Not Suck

Seqson 4 Episode 6: Q and A!

Season 4 Episode 5: Top 5 Ghosts We Wish Would Visit Us on Christmas Eve

Season 4 Episode 4: a tarot reading for Coffee

Season 4 Episode 3: Top 5 Sentences I want you to Finish

Season 4 Episode 2: Top Five Things That Start With “TH” But Aren’t Thanksgiving Because It’s a Lie

Breve: it’s the segment we left out from last week.

Season 4 Episode 1: the Top 5 things I #givethanks for

SEASON 3 EPISODE 1: Top five things I didn’t know I had an opinion about until tonight’s

Season 2 Episode 50: the last episode!!!! (Of season 2)

Season 2 Episode 49: We Interview an Atypical Utah Female.

Season 2 Episode 48: Top 5 Things We Irrationally Cry About

Season 2 Episode 47: Top 5 Things Unique to Our Childhoods

Season 2 Episode 46: Top Five Things We Wake Up Filled With Rage About.

Season 2 Episode 45 SHARING TIME: “Jesus, Can I Have a Gordita?”

Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5

Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy

Season 2 Episode 42: Top 5 Things We Are That Start With H That Aren’t Horny Because That’s a Given

Season 2 Episode 41: Of Holes, Bimbos, and Excrement

Season 2 Episode 40: A Mystery Top Five!! Just like you (no one’s) been asking for!!

Season 2 Episode 39: non-Monogamy Series pt 4, Heavenly MILF

Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in our Matriarichal Blessing

Season 2 Episode 37: Latoya

BREVE: The New and Everlasting Patreon

Season 2 Episode 36: Non-Monogamy pt 3 - Peter Priestcraft

Season 2, Episode 34: Top 5 Tattoos We’ll Get if We Survive 2020

S2E33 Series on Non-Monogamy Part 1- Adam and Eve & Wading Into the Wonderful World of Non-Monogamy

Season 2 Episode 32: Top Five Things Grief Taught Us Because Our Dads Are Dead, Yo!

Season 2 Episode 31: Tisha Coming In Clutch

Season 2 Episode 30: Q&A Part 2

Season 2 Episode 29: Q&A

Sunday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic

Saturday PM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: TWAINT AND CINDY & Existentialism

Saturday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: Tisha TV Picks

Season 2 Episode 28: Five Things We’re Going To Do When This Pandemic Is Over

Season 2 Episode 27: love in the time of Corona

Season 2 Episode 26: Top 5 Ways I Hope I Contract Coronavirus

Season 2 Episode 25: Top Five Signs That We’ve Strayed Too Far From Jesus Light

Season 2 Episode 24: Jack

DOPPIO BREVE: Trans Later Later Trans

Season 2 Episode 23: Top 5 Things That Are Offensively Straight

Season 2 Episode 22: The Mormon Church Stole My Orgasm

Season 2 Episode 21: Top 5 Holidays With the Which We Would Replace the Day of St Valentines

Season 2 Episode 19: Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel

Season 2 Episode 18: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away Pt 2

Breve: Brother Coffee done get his cards read

Season 2, Episode 17: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away, Pt 1

Season 2: Episode 16. It’s the end of of the decade!!

Season 2: Episode 15: Top Five Folx Who Should Have Been at the Nativity

A BREVE! One Hundred BILLLLLLLION dollars

Season 2 Episode 14: SHARING TIME Lesson 3- Twaint’s dad, his Alzheimer’s, and some crazy.

TRAILER!!

Season 2 Episode 13: Top Five Times We Were Brave

Breve: Equal Rights for All!!

Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five

Season 2 Episode 11: Sharing Time Lesson 2: The Worst Episode We’ve Ever Recorded

Season 2 Episode 10: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not the actor; it’s our favorite sex therapist)

Season 2 Episode 9: Top 5 Ways to Maintain Boundaries This Holiday

Breve: S-ing that D. Doing the Job.

Season 2 Episode 8: Sharing Time Lesson 1 (Twaint’s Dad and Meth... I Mean Weed)

Season 2 Episode 7: TISHA

Season 2 Episode 6: Top 5 Things That Scare Us

BONUS: It’s the day of the Twaint, y’all

Season 2 Episode 5: Elder Henrik B. Insome

Season 2 Episode 4: Sister The Great Whore Who Sits Upon The Waters.

BREVE: How to Survive General Conference

Season 2 Episode 3: The Articles of Twaint: Article 3

Season 2 episode 2 part 2! Sister Sherri McDoMe

Season 2 Episode 2 Part 1. Sister Sherri McDoMe

Breve: A Brief Waltz in a Little Room

Season 2 Episode 1: Top 5 Ways to Untangle Yourself from Mormonism

Breve: END OF SEASON 1

Episode 25 part 2: Sister Abby Naughty

Episode 25 part 1: Sister Abby Naughty (Abinadi)

Episode 24: Our Top Five Hang-ups

Episode 23: Lil Twaint

Episode 22: Top Five Reasons Our Parents Are Disappointed in Us

DEMITASSE: Selling your Signs and Tokens for Money

Episode 21: Rachel PART 2

Episode 20: Rachel PART 1

BREVE : Mormons, you say?

Episode 19: Top 5!! DRANKS

Episode 17, Part 2: It’s Still Cindy!!

Episode 17, Part 1: It’s Cindy!!

Episode 16: Top Five Things We do now That We Didn’t Do As Mormon Parents.

Episode 15: Special Guest Star: CJane!!!!!

Episode 14: Top 5 Predictions for the Future

Episode 13: DIV that Bad B is Back!!!

Episode 12: Brother T and C on my face

Episode 11: Top 5 things that destroyed our hopes and dreams that start with the letter D.

Episode 10- Top 5 80s Songs That Speak To Our Souls

Episode 9- Top 5 Reasons I want you to touch my body RIGHT NOW

Breve: Episode 8.75 - the reversal of the 2015 Exclusion Policy.

Breve: Episode 8.5- A Rumor is Brewing

Episode 8- Five Ways Mormonism Informed my Sexuality

Episode 7- Top 5 Crazy Things Mormonism taught me.

Episode 6- 5 truths that are hard to hear.

Episode 5- B O N E R S

Episode 4- 2018 recap!

Episode 3- Bring Em Young

Episode 2- Lehi got turnt in a tent

Episode 1- Tight Unto Dish