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Hot Lunch, 94 episodes.

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93 - make a merkin great again

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92 - welcome goblin
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91 - blood, sweat, & poop

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90 - pass or smash pumpkins

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89 - it's called a self-serve porta john for a reason...don't talk to me at the porta potty

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88 - she's got a guano whistler

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87 - ew, it does smell like a stinky pad, doesn't it

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86 - piss blood blood piss

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85 - i farded. and what? it was, like, the one time i fart? it was amazing. everybody remembered it.

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84 - it feels like we're at a sleepover and i already peed the bed

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83 - she was being an idiot & then she choked

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82 - i'm getting my mons done

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81 - ur a sloth in heat

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80 - this one was, like, the nasty cowboy

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79 - if it was a ritual, that's different. this was the rodeo.

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78 - like who tf and like why but also purrr

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77 - it's all bc my armpits smell like f*cking chicken nuggets

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76 - God Gave Me Belching Lungs

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75 - it didn't even absorb because the dog oil

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74 - fard swept bangs

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73 - the satan's smile

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72 - you gaslight me with your assholes & you gaslight me with your words !

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71 - your nose, does it, can you just put it back on?

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70 - THERE WAS THEFT AT THE CARNIVAL

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69 - imagine getting your pinched cooter

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68 - what if i just spit out hot dog on the table

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67 - One Time You Made Chili & There Was Like Sausage Hot Dogs

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66 - They Need to Solve Bathroom Lint

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65 - nini as in Nickel, bonini as in Back

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64 - WET N WILD

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63 - it's a conspiracy that i'm mildly obsessed with that i made up

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62 - Eating Bologna & Squirting on Tony

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61 - I'm Kissin' on Snoop

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60 - They Call This Performing

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59 - i'm not, like, jerk off to penguins

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58 - The Magical Fruit

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57 - Bonini's Deviled Egg Rash

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56 - Nini's X-Mas Concert

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55 - Beefaroni Coca Cola Santa

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54 - Smell Or You Lose

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53 - Corn Queef

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52 - I am the role model, I am the first born child, I am the corn tube

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51 - Turn Around To Brown

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50 - Hot Lunch Presents: THE PERVIE AWARDS

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49b - lil plip

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49 - A Thumb Came Out Of My Butt

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48 - Nini Bonini Sweeney Todd Brown Stain

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47 - Nini's Open Mic

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46 - Fergie is the Mother MILF

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45 - hoco amirite

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44 - Sandy the Cheeks

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43 - Nefferchip

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42 - Shidded & Farded On My Movie (Back To School)

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41 - Pajama Pajooter Pajitis

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40 - DNA Test On Cooter Juice

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39 - Nini Loves Demi & Poot

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38 - Smells Like A Charcuterie Board

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37 - Poopy Wand, Chili, I Don Git Sick

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36 - Nini Bonini Brown Stain

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35 - Sushi Douching (Mad Libs)

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34 - It's Like The Perfect Mouth To Shove A Bunch Of Hot Dogs In

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33 - Life's Hard Pretzel...Get Used To It!!

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32 - Cheese Reeky Mustache

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31 - Wet, Flaccid Lettuce

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30 - I'm A Chimp and I Need Milk

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29 - I Was That Bitch Horse

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28 - When That Gogurt Came Alive, Gogurt Summer

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27 - Divinely Pregnant

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26 - Don't Wake Daddy

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25 - And The Baby Gives 'Em Hell

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24 - Kiwis Are Like Little Balls, Little Testes

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23 - You Did Good Baking Biscuits

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22 - Smells Like Ox and Eggs In Here

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21- You Must've Been a Sexy Horse in a Past Life

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20 - I Like Smelling My Own Fingers

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19 - Pig Poops On Own Balls

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18 - Wanna See My Secret Jimmy?

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17 - Do You Ever Just, Like, Bond Over Underoath ??

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16 - I Think I Probably Stopped Liking The Boy That Pooped His Pants

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15 - Burp In A Cup

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14 - Lace is Shirt Pubes

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13 - Take Your Pee Pee Diaper, Let's Play Ball

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12 - Bring Back Quesalupas

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11 - A Gaping Monk

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10 - Smells Like Ox and Ass In Here

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9 - Oops, I Egged

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8 - Super Iconic Pointy Tits

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7 - Mom, I Gotta Have My POPS

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6 - Ginkle Ribbly 'Round the Jingle

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5 - Camel Taupe

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4 - No Pants Party

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3 - That Is A Genital In My Food (Candy Pt. 2)

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2 - You Gotta Eat The Wrapper (Candy Pt. 1)

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1 - Hot Lunch: A Podcast

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